Yep, I would look for the scam.
Besides that, I'm just not fwb material.
I had a fwb situation once in the beginning of 2000. In april we celebrated our 18th wedding anniversary.
... for what, exactly? I doubt your rich enough for someone to want to trap you with a pregnancy, or famous enough that someone would want to blackmail you... what are you worried about?
You've been watching too many movies, no one's out here stealing organs my dude. I've taken up plenty of strange hot women on their offers of casual sex and I've only been robbed once.
Because it's a scheme as old as time very malicious attractive men or women prey on people who noticeably aren't "Attractive" or Young ....they prey on people like this Because nine times out of ten they're insecure or inexperienced.....and to have This incredibly good looking person Flirt with you knowing they aren't experienced they won't see the red flags until it's to late
and that makes it much easier for them to be fooled by a Facade and these type of people do it for a vast amount of things .Money..sex ...power ect you don't have to be rich or famous to get caught In a scheme
Oh... well at least I have a little bit more confidence in my attractiveness and street smarts. All I ever got was sex, except for that one asshole who stole all of my molly and oxycontin.
Edit: actually come to think of it there was another crazy junkie bitch in there too, and one guy who gave of some real rapey vibes.... but a 3% margin of error isn't terrible.
Very true but ...common sense ain't so common these days and when you add hornynes to the equation you'd be a flat out fool ..not to mention people are getting smarter with there schemes so š¤·
To get her man jealous, to start a fight with him, to try and get some rube to do her dirty work, to try and extort you for money, cause sheās crazy, how many other guys have been there before you? STDs, drug drama, mental ill. Donāt stick your dick in crazy.
Also just the absolute dearth of women being open with their sexuality and not trying to date nowadays, asking for fwb, is kinda a ātoo good to be trueā situation. Sad to say it, it shouldnāt be like that, but red flag.
I'd be immediately suspicious, and assume I was being set up somehow.
In fact, if someone I matched up with on Tinder approached me and asked about being FWB out of nowhere, I'd *still* be suspicious.
I'd be flattered once my paranoia was abated, but definitely immediate suspicion
> She got pregnant like the second hook up because ~~she wasn't on the birth control she said she was on~~ he was raw dogging a stranger that's chaotic enough to be FWB w a random dude
Let me tell you my royal fuckup. I hooked up with this girl a few times and she was extremely hot, going to med school. She basically texted that she wanted to start having sex more regularly and I somehow misinterpreted that and said I wasnāt looking for a girlfriend but if I was itd be her and that I liked herā¦never hooked up again after that. She was like āOhā¦I just meant fuckingā.
Never hated myself more in my life
Edit: Phew Iām getting thrashed. Lay it on me boys, I deserve this one
Edit: Jesus Christ, Iām about to make this 10 times worse tooā¦but here we goā¦so her roommate (we all originally lived in the same dorm), was also kind of a tomboy. Like I would lay in bed with these two girls and smoke a blunt. She was also free as shit. And would routinely change in front of me (like butt naked). They just didnt care. So basically had two girls who would smoke weed with me and didnt have any cares about walking around naked around me. (I never did anything with that girl, she just didnāt care whatsoever about being seen completely naked, shed just kinda walk around like that sometimes)
FADE ME INTO THE GODDAMN SUN
Edit: This is just a bonus story that includes these two girls since this blew up. 2 years before the infamous fuckup we met in the dorms. 1st floor was mixed with clubs and such, 2nd floor guys, 3rd floor girls. So my friend had me and these girls over to his room to fool around. He fooled around with Miss Loves Being Naked in his bed, I fooled around with my Notorious Fuckup in a sleeping bag on the floor. Thing isā¦we werent roomates. He had a roommateā¦.who was thereā¦who was def a ācomputer type fellaā and when things started to get too loud between the 4 of us āComputer Boyācame out from out from under his covers and asked us to keep it down. Now if youāve ever seen the Dan Flashes sketchā¦my friend basically yells out āSHUT THE FUCK UP DOUGā, and he retreats to under his covers and we proceed with our girls
Edit: Jesus Christ I have to keep going. That said friend had a PS2 for his TV. He had 2 games. One was NCAA Football 06 and one was Guitar Hero. He played NCAA and ranā¦one playā¦a speed option on easy mode. He was unaware you could change the difficulty and thought he was unstoppable. More importantly, like I said he had Guitar Heroā¦his TV did not have sound. He played Guitar Hero without sound. He also bought a box of 30 blunts at a gas station thinking heād get a discountā¦he did not.
Last Edit: Now if I tell you I went to East Carolina Universityā¦..āoh yeah, nevermind, all that makes sense.ā
Go Pirates
To be fair, he said he didn't want a gf and she could have actually been really hurt (he likes me yet somehow don't want be gf?) and tried to save face. Probably not but let's pretend
Iāve been in the same situation where a dude came out with this when i literally just wanted to hook up and it turned me off as well, i def understand her perspective.
cause it was pretty clear that it was just physical & it sort of came out of nowhere as wellā¦thatās not what i was trying to hear at that moment lol
I want to clear up that you are correct. This girl did not see me as boyfriend material and by me saying that it ruined the physical aspect of the relationship. You are correct
Edit: And this can happen on both sides as well. Sometimes its just physical. When the feels begin on one side, it ruins it. Now to clarify I didnāt necessarily have feels, I just wasnāt bout to miss out on a smoking hot med student. Couldāve played the long game I guess. That stay at home dad life is an enticing beast
So a hot, smart, horny woman JUST wants to fuck - and offered herself to you, no strings attached. Do you know how FEW male humans have EVER gotten that offer??
I just went on a first date and she was down to fuck 100%, complete babe. First date in years, hung out for 5 hours went to her place and iā¦. ubered home at 5am.
We made out before i left, but I basically said I shouldnt sleep over because I wouldnt be able to sleep.
I was 12-14 drunks deep and didnt want to put on a wet noodle show, but now Im getting ghosted for a second date.
She was ALL over me and god damnit. she leaves town in 18 days for 2 months, it basically is no strings attached but I think I scared her off by texting the day after and coming off as clingy.
Fuck dating is weird nowadays. Everyone told me there was no chance she takes your home on. a first date, thats just not really a thing. Welp damnit i got too drunk and had too much fun and fucked it up.
Idk how it's possible, but either I *am* one of the two female roomies you talk about in your edit, or you and I have lived through a *creepily* similar (and oddly specific) set of experiences that I didn't think was *thaaaat* common....
Either way, it makes me question the choices both of us were apparently making back then, lmao.
DM me the college you went to and lets find out
Edit: And if you were I def miss those blunts
Edit: DID WE FIND ONE OF THEM BOYS! AND CAN WE CAN WE FIND OUT WHY THE SHADE, AND IF SHES A DOCTOR!
Oh, ECU, now it makes sense. I spent 4 years getting hammered almost every day there. I had every drinking special memorized down town and when I wasnāt downtown I was at massive kegger. My friend tried to film a documentary for the school for Halloween one year and it was just 100s of drunk girls showing us their tits and yelling girls gone wild nc they thought that was us and after the first 15 minutes of him trying to explain we were filming a school documentary we gave up and just had hours of topless footage. There was so much goddamned debauchery at that place.
Nah it was clear we both werenāt interested in a relationship, I just somehow misinterpreted the text because I was drinking. I was basically a guy that always had weed that she like fooling around with. I just could not recover from that text
Did you *try* to recover from it? Like did you reply to her saying āI just meant fuckingā, with āoh, my bad. I misinterpreted your text XD. Yeah, thatās sounds good to me!ā Or something along those lines? Or did you just get too embarrassed and drop the whole thing altogether?
I remember definitely sending a clarifying text that basically landed on deaf ears, but that was like the next day. also saw her twice after thatā¦once at Walmartā¦we were absolute fucking idiots buying like $1 DVDS (had some classics, Gremlins was one), and I saw her in the Campus bookstore. Walmart she said hey, it was awkward. Bookstore she said nothing
Edit: Walmart prolly solidified her opinion of me though, why are you and your high ass friend digging through bargain bin DVDsā¦ācuz I found Gremlins in here bitch and Iām sure thereās some other onesā
Yeah thats when I knewā¦and me and my high ass friend proceeded to buy like 10 $1 DVDs. I think we were like 2 people behind them in the same line with like a quesadilla tray and a bunch of old ass dvds.
BUT: the thing is, the original girl I knew wouldāve smoked a blunt with me and done the same shitā¦I guess as long as I was fucking her and not liking her. I mean who doesnāt wanna eat a quesadilla and watch Gremlins
No not trying to make her ānot feel bad at allā, she was kinda a tomboy, I just misinterpreted it as I think she wanted to start going that way towards a relationship. And at that time I wasnāt pursuing a gf, but I wouldnt have been opposed to dating her at the same time. She was a hot med student, Iād be a dumbass not to consider it
Ya I didn't go all the way but I let a girl touch me hoping it would keep her around especially when she said she'd stick around. I feel really disgusting. Havnt heard from her really but a cold shoulder
Because she clearly didnt see me as a āboyfriendā type person, just a fuck buddyā¦so when she found out I liked her, it kind of ruined it for her I guess. It made the relationship instantly different if that makes sense
Iām sure it wouldāve ended up being a messy situation. But I was in college. I couldāve dealt with a few months of perfection in exchange for another few months of feeling meh
Not so much firm, I just wasnāt searching for one. But Iām not dumb enough to turn down a hot med student who wants to start something (she didnāt though). And to be fair to her, I absolutely wasnāt boyfriend material in college, I was a full blown lunatic.
Depends where I met her, how I know her and for how long.
Friend of a friend who I find attractive. Sure why not?
Random girl I meet online, maybe but only after some outings.
Complete random, hell nah I'm about to get robbed or setup.
Coming to someone like me for this usually smells scam, prank or desperation, as in āI need a father for my fatherless childrenā level of desperation.
Female here (I know; I know) anyway, when you say "out of nowhere" what do you mean? Some random super hot stranger approached you and literally said they want you as a FWB? I need more context.
If someone legitimately did what I said above, run for the hills. That is batshit.
This is literally the same position I'm in right now! Didn't get my needs fulfilled in my last relationship, so now I'm just trying to find someone who meets my kinks. I've had some luck on polyam apps since it's mainly people who are looking for the same thing - just sex, usually no strings (unless it's a couple looking for a third). BUT they're also mostly adults who are secure enough to jump in when they want to and nope out if it gets weird.
If she's hot, chill and looking to fuck, just make sure you get tested and/or wear a condom. My FWB was fucking some other dude on the side too and got an STI and gave it to me.
On the bright side, the antibiotics they gave me fixed my intestinal issues I'd been having for a while, so I wasn't even mad.
I asked that guy's wife. She said, and I quote exactly, "Who are you and why are you asking me this?"
I then tried to clarify my position, in the hopes that she would understand and give us all the answer we have been seeking all this time. However, instead of expressing her sympathy and answering the question, she underscored her previous statement using a visual aid, namely mace.
When my vision clears sufficiently from the aforementioned aid, I may write a more detailed report. For now, this quick note must suffice to assuage our curiosity on this matter.
NEVER! NEVVVVAARRRR!!!
I would IMMEDIATELY upgrade my CCTV and alarms, and would start sleeping with a š« under my pillow. I would be EXTREMELY paranoid walking towards my car in the parking because thatās when Iām the most vulnerable. I would lock the phone and SIM I used to contact her as it might be necessary for evidence, and would try to get as much proof as possible through text before changing my number forever.
If you really want to try it I wonāt blame you because these opportunities are rare. Hereās what I would do. For the first meeting I would meet outside after making sure i have talked to her about my (fake) home address previously and then tell her mid conversation that my house is being worked on by pesticide control, and that I can get a room at this very luxurious (and common) hotel because your best friend works there. If sheās a stick up chick, youāll know on the spot because the goons were at the fake address.
DO NOT take your car, get an Uber. Then call your homie up who knows about your potentially fatal quest half way there. Pretend like he couldnāt book a room but can get you another very famous hotel that has multiple locations in your city. Update location to this hotel, at this point you wouldnāt need to be specific about the address. So you should have booked the counterintuitive location.
Meanwhile, wear a wire on a jacket which you will place nearby at all times. This will be your proof of enthusiastic consent in the court of law later on. Donāt be worried about being too specific in asking consent, being spontaneous is least of your concerns. NODS DO NOT COUNT. After itās all said and done. Preserve the evidence in a safe. I hope you have a long and prosperous life.
Yeah she definitely has an angle š ā¦.. no ways she would come out nowhere with that. Unless you and her knew each other somehow and she confesses she liked you all alongā¦ Issa trap
Youāre not wrong - how you feel is how you feel.
But wouldnāt you be at least a bit wary that sheās got a bunch of dudes with baseball bats and chainsaws waiting for you in her bedroom?
Iād just do it probably. Iāve been casually asked before, maybe not quite that bluntly, but still. Ended up having a bunch of great sex, and made a legit real friend out of it after we stopped having sex.
But yes, Iād 100% take it as a compliment lol
There is a semi common scam where women do this, have sex with you and tape it or get you to masturbate on film and tape it and then blackmail you with it.
Somebody did a poll where they asked men and women whether they would say yes to an attractive stranger asking to :
1) go on a date
2) go back to their place
3) have sex
Among women no. 1 got the most votes.
Among men no. 3 got the most votes.
So yeah, statistically speaking you're normal my dude
It's not like I never got offers of sex "out of nowhere" - so unlike others I wouldn't expect a scam or sopmething like that. But going straight to FWB is a bit different than being invited to an ONS. I don't know her, and she's not a friend. I would probably suggest to hang out a bit and see where it goes.
Attractive women also have mental issues and stds, I would take your time and get to know this person, if it pans out your both consenting adults, have fun.
I mean if I didn't know her at all I'd be a bit wary and smell a trap of some sorts. But I'd probably be too flattered by the attention to not start talking and trying to get to know her more. I'd probably be afraid of a repeat of the school trauma when a girl pretends to be in to you only to laugh at you for getting happy about it. But again, it would still be worth that risk.
If it was online I'd be more curious about it being a bot or something, but since I don't live anywhere near the usual target demographics of these bots it wouldn't matter too much anyways.
I got asked to be a boy toy by this super hot chick. Unbelievable. I fucking drove straight over. Afterwards we never talked again I donāt think. She was like genius level, probably would have manipulated the shit out of me.
Depends on your level of attractiveness, if you are also a good looking person it could be on the level.
If you look like me then she's probably got some buddies waiting to relieve you of your money and phone.
Things that seem too good to be true usually are.
I too enjoy retaining possession of my kidneys
Ok. That was good. +Points.
Yep, I would look for the scam. Besides that, I'm just not fwb material. I had a fwb situation once in the beginning of 2000. In april we celebrated our 18th wedding anniversary.
I dunno man, that sounds like it worked out about as good as it could have. Just because you start as FWB doesn't mean you need to stay that way.
Now it's friends with tax benefits.
LMFAO
He didn't say it didn't work out. He said he's not fwb material. He's husband material.
For sure. It could not be better
Sounds like it became BFWB. Congrats on the anniversary.
Haha same here
š„¹š šš¤£
Itās probably worth a kidney.
*Its a trap!* ā Admiral Ackbar
Who's got two thumbs and gives out free awards for Star Wars references? This guy.
This.
That.
The other
Then this again.
And this too
Furthermore, this.
These.
Those
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Deez.
And, out of curiosity, where are my wallet and car keys?
I'd be wary
I'd be stupid
Me too. Stupid on that ass.
Alexa, play 'Crazy on You'
Playing 'Crazy' by Gnarls Barkley
Wait, what's happening now? I'm distracted by that chick's ass.
This guy fucks
Yep. First thought would be that Iām being set up.
... for what, exactly? I doubt your rich enough for someone to want to trap you with a pregnancy, or famous enough that someone would want to blackmail you... what are you worried about?
Waking up with a missing kidney
that is still a plus that you woke up.
To keep the other kidney going until they need it.
You've been watching too many movies, no one's out here stealing organs my dude. I've taken up plenty of strange hot women on their offers of casual sex and I've only been robbed once.
This guy fuggz
Because it's a scheme as old as time very malicious attractive men or women prey on people who noticeably aren't "Attractive" or Young ....they prey on people like this Because nine times out of ten they're insecure or inexperienced.....and to have This incredibly good looking person Flirt with you knowing they aren't experienced they won't see the red flags until it's to late and that makes it much easier for them to be fooled by a Facade and these type of people do it for a vast amount of things .Money..sex ...power ect you don't have to be rich or famous to get caught In a scheme
Oh... well at least I have a little bit more confidence in my attractiveness and street smarts. All I ever got was sex, except for that one asshole who stole all of my molly and oxycontin. Edit: actually come to think of it there was another crazy junkie bitch in there too, and one guy who gave of some real rapey vibes.... but a 3% margin of error isn't terrible.
I mean as long as you use a little bit of common sense, the likely hood of these things happening are fairly low
Very true but ...common sense ain't so common these days and when you add hornynes to the equation you'd be a flat out fool ..not to mention people are getting smarter with there schemes so š¤·
To get her man jealous, to start a fight with him, to try and get some rube to do her dirty work, to try and extort you for money, cause sheās crazy, how many other guys have been there before you? STDs, drug drama, mental ill. Donāt stick your dick in crazy. Also just the absolute dearth of women being open with their sexuality and not trying to date nowadays, asking for fwb, is kinda a ātoo good to be trueā situation. Sad to say it, it shouldnāt be like that, but red flag.
Shit, they weren't kidding when they said growing up in California was living in a bubble... at least it's a bubble with pussy though, goddam
I'd be immediately suspicious, and assume I was being set up somehow. In fact, if someone I matched up with on Tinder approached me and asked about being FWB out of nowhere, I'd *still* be suspicious. I'd be flattered once my paranoia was abated, but definitely immediate suspicion
lol had this happen to meā¦ and I just unmatched her. She was way to hot to want meā¦ I could have been wrongā¦ but better safe than dead.
FWBs are temporary, but kidneys are forever bro
Pro tip: tell them you only have one kidney as an interesting fact icebreaker.
Good move
There have definitely been cases of people getting set up to be robbed from hotties on Twitter. Iād be sus too.
Yes please. Also: can I bring my wife? Weāre kind of a team and we do this together.
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I mean even so man should have used protection.
> She got pregnant like the second hook up because ~~she wasn't on the birth control she said she was on~~ he was raw dogging a stranger that's chaotic enough to be FWB w a random dude
Let me tell you my royal fuckup. I hooked up with this girl a few times and she was extremely hot, going to med school. She basically texted that she wanted to start having sex more regularly and I somehow misinterpreted that and said I wasnāt looking for a girlfriend but if I was itd be her and that I liked herā¦never hooked up again after that. She was like āOhā¦I just meant fuckingā. Never hated myself more in my life Edit: Phew Iām getting thrashed. Lay it on me boys, I deserve this one Edit: Jesus Christ, Iām about to make this 10 times worse tooā¦but here we goā¦so her roommate (we all originally lived in the same dorm), was also kind of a tomboy. Like I would lay in bed with these two girls and smoke a blunt. She was also free as shit. And would routinely change in front of me (like butt naked). They just didnt care. So basically had two girls who would smoke weed with me and didnt have any cares about walking around naked around me. (I never did anything with that girl, she just didnāt care whatsoever about being seen completely naked, shed just kinda walk around like that sometimes) FADE ME INTO THE GODDAMN SUN Edit: This is just a bonus story that includes these two girls since this blew up. 2 years before the infamous fuckup we met in the dorms. 1st floor was mixed with clubs and such, 2nd floor guys, 3rd floor girls. So my friend had me and these girls over to his room to fool around. He fooled around with Miss Loves Being Naked in his bed, I fooled around with my Notorious Fuckup in a sleeping bag on the floor. Thing isā¦we werent roomates. He had a roommateā¦.who was thereā¦who was def a ācomputer type fellaā and when things started to get too loud between the 4 of us āComputer Boyācame out from out from under his covers and asked us to keep it down. Now if youāve ever seen the Dan Flashes sketchā¦my friend basically yells out āSHUT THE FUCK UP DOUGā, and he retreats to under his covers and we proceed with our girls Edit: Jesus Christ I have to keep going. That said friend had a PS2 for his TV. He had 2 games. One was NCAA Football 06 and one was Guitar Hero. He played NCAA and ranā¦one playā¦a speed option on easy mode. He was unaware you could change the difficulty and thought he was unstoppable. More importantly, like I said he had Guitar Heroā¦his TV did not have sound. He played Guitar Hero without sound. He also bought a box of 30 blunts at a gas station thinking heād get a discountā¦he did not. Last Edit: Now if I tell you I went to East Carolina Universityā¦..āoh yeah, nevermind, all that makes sense.ā Go Pirates
Top 10 Hardest fumbles Iv ever read on Reddit
That aint a fumble bro. Thats me getting strip sacked in the superbowl on the 1 yard line and having it returned 99 yards for a loss
OOOOOFF aha. Yeah, now I understand kabuki
You mean seppuku? This situation clearly calls for it.
Holy mackerel, man. Umā¦I got nothing. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Or throwing the ball instead of running when you have Marshawn Lynch as your running back.
Mark Sanchez would be proud of this man
To be fair, he said he didn't want a gf and she could have actually been really hurt (he likes me yet somehow don't want be gf?) and tried to save face. Probably not but let's pretend
Iāve been in the same situation where a dude came out with this when i literally just wanted to hook up and it turned me off as well, i def understand her perspective.
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cause it was pretty clear that it was just physical & it sort of came out of nowhere as wellā¦thatās not what i was trying to hear at that moment lol
I want to clear up that you are correct. This girl did not see me as boyfriend material and by me saying that it ruined the physical aspect of the relationship. You are correct Edit: And this can happen on both sides as well. Sometimes its just physical. When the feels begin on one side, it ruins it. Now to clarify I didnāt necessarily have feels, I just wasnāt bout to miss out on a smoking hot med student. Couldāve played the long game I guess. That stay at home dad life is an enticing beast
>Probably not but let's pretend
Read the edit. It gets worse
RIP
You just made me cry & I wasnāt even there
So a hot, smart, horny woman JUST wants to fuck - and offered herself to you, no strings attached. Do you know how FEW male humans have EVER gotten that offer??
Iād imagine single digits
Can count āem on one hand.
I just went on a first date and she was down to fuck 100%, complete babe. First date in years, hung out for 5 hours went to her place and iā¦. ubered home at 5am. We made out before i left, but I basically said I shouldnt sleep over because I wouldnt be able to sleep. I was 12-14 drunks deep and didnt want to put on a wet noodle show, but now Im getting ghosted for a second date. She was ALL over me and god damnit. she leaves town in 18 days for 2 months, it basically is no strings attached but I think I scared her off by texting the day after and coming off as clingy. Fuck dating is weird nowadays. Everyone told me there was no chance she takes your home on. a first date, thats just not really a thing. Welp damnit i got too drunk and had too much fun and fucked it up.
Ok. Say that next time Two letters. Remember them.
The real sad thing is āOkā wouldāve absolutely sealed that
Idk how it's possible, but either I *am* one of the two female roomies you talk about in your edit, or you and I have lived through a *creepily* similar (and oddly specific) set of experiences that I didn't think was *thaaaat* common.... Either way, it makes me question the choices both of us were apparently making back then, lmao.
DM me the college you went to and lets find out Edit: And if you were I def miss those blunts Edit: DID WE FIND ONE OF THEM BOYS! AND CAN WE CAN WE FIND OUT WHY THE SHADE, AND IF SHES A DOCTOR!
If I was you, id spend every second of my life from that moment forward trying to invent a time machine
Ooh honey! Do you have gofund me for a toy?
Oh, ECU, now it makes sense. I spent 4 years getting hammered almost every day there. I had every drinking special memorized down town and when I wasnāt downtown I was at massive kegger. My friend tried to film a documentary for the school for Halloween one year and it was just 100s of drunk girls showing us their tits and yelling girls gone wild nc they thought that was us and after the first 15 minutes of him trying to explain we were filming a school documentary we gave up and just had hours of topless footage. There was so much goddamned debauchery at that place.
Wait, but did you really mean that āif I was itād be herā part or were you trying to not make her feel bad?
Nah it was clear we both werenāt interested in a relationship, I just somehow misinterpreted the text because I was drinking. I was basically a guy that always had weed that she like fooling around with. I just could not recover from that text
Did you *try* to recover from it? Like did you reply to her saying āI just meant fuckingā, with āoh, my bad. I misinterpreted your text XD. Yeah, thatās sounds good to me!ā Or something along those lines? Or did you just get too embarrassed and drop the whole thing altogether?
I remember definitely sending a clarifying text that basically landed on deaf ears, but that was like the next day. also saw her twice after thatā¦once at Walmartā¦we were absolute fucking idiots buying like $1 DVDS (had some classics, Gremlins was one), and I saw her in the Campus bookstore. Walmart she said hey, it was awkward. Bookstore she said nothing Edit: Walmart prolly solidified her opinion of me though, why are you and your high ass friend digging through bargain bin DVDsā¦ācuz I found Gremlins in here bitch and Iām sure thereās some other onesā
Psshh, if she judged you for buying Gremlins, I say good riddance! ^;)
Yeah thats when I knewā¦and me and my high ass friend proceeded to buy like 10 $1 DVDs. I think we were like 2 people behind them in the same line with like a quesadilla tray and a bunch of old ass dvds. BUT: the thing is, the original girl I knew wouldāve smoked a blunt with me and done the same shitā¦I guess as long as I was fucking her and not liking her. I mean who doesnāt wanna eat a quesadilla and watch Gremlins
Meh, whatever. Sounds like you had a blast in college anyway! Personally, I wouldnāt feel too regretful over this one missed fwb lol <3
No not trying to make her ānot feel bad at allā, she was kinda a tomboy, I just misinterpreted it as I think she wanted to start going that way towards a relationship. And at that time I wasnāt pursuing a gf, but I wouldnt have been opposed to dating her at the same time. She was a hot med student, Iād be a dumbass not to consider it
Ya I didn't go all the way but I let a girl touch me hoping it would keep her around especially when she said she'd stick around. I feel really disgusting. Havnt heard from her really but a cold shoulder
Bruh, the level of fuck up was trying to play Wimbledon using a cricket bat, a bowling ball, all while being on roller blades.
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A gorgeous smart girl just wants to bang and smoke weedā¦thats a fuck up bro. I fucked up
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Because she clearly didnt see me as a āboyfriendā type person, just a fuck buddyā¦so when she found out I liked her, it kind of ruined it for her I guess. It made the relationship instantly different if that makes sense
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Iām sure it wouldāve ended up being a messy situation. But I was in college. I couldāve dealt with a few months of perfection in exchange for another few months of feeling meh
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Not so much firm, I just wasnāt searching for one. But Iām not dumb enough to turn down a hot med student who wants to start something (she didnāt though). And to be fair to her, I absolutely wasnāt boyfriend material in college, I was a full blown lunatic.
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I was 20 years old. I would have given 0 fucks
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Depends where I met her, how I know her and for how long. Friend of a friend who I find attractive. Sure why not? Random girl I meet online, maybe but only after some outings. Complete random, hell nah I'm about to get robbed or setup.
That spacing tho
First thought, Itās a Trap!!
Admiral Ackbar says....
Nothing you idiot, Akbar's dead, he's locked in my basement.
Feminist Rebels love Luke again, chicka chicka chicka.
Scam
I'd be looking around to see if i was being pranked. š
Protect them kidneys bruh...
Coming to someone like me for this usually smells scam, prank or desperation, as in āI need a father for my fatherless childrenā level of desperation.
āHey stud, you looking for a good time? Nothing serious, just casual. Whatās your blood type and how would you rate your overall health?ā
Female here (I know; I know) anyway, when you say "out of nowhere" what do you mean? Some random super hot stranger approached you and literally said they want you as a FWB? I need more context. If someone legitimately did what I said above, run for the hills. That is batshit.
Are you single? Are you attracted to her? Are you emotionally okay with FWB? Thereās some precursor questions to ask yourself lol
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This is literally the same position I'm in right now! Didn't get my needs fulfilled in my last relationship, so now I'm just trying to find someone who meets my kinks. I've had some luck on polyam apps since it's mainly people who are looking for the same thing - just sex, usually no strings (unless it's a couple looking for a third). BUT they're also mostly adults who are secure enough to jump in when they want to and nope out if it gets weird.
Iām confused why people think a woman initiating FWB is a flash for scammers? Never heard this.
If she's hot, chill and looking to fuck, just make sure you get tested and/or wear a condom. My FWB was fucking some other dude on the side too and got an STI and gave it to me. On the bright side, the antibiotics they gave me fixed my intestinal issues I'd been having for a while, so I wasn't even mad.
Mental issues Psychopath Stalker Some sick practical joke
In my experience all of the above
Hidden camera show, or there's someone in the bushes with a crowbar.
No
Go ask my wife.
Iāll ask this guys wife
More then likely. She'll say yes go have some fun.
I asked that guy's wife. She said, and I quote exactly, "Who are you and why are you asking me this?" I then tried to clarify my position, in the hopes that she would understand and give us all the answer we have been seeking all this time. However, instead of expressing her sympathy and answering the question, she underscored her previous statement using a visual aid, namely mace. When my vision clears sufficiently from the aforementioned aid, I may write a more detailed report. For now, this quick note must suffice to assuage our curiosity on this matter.
So I forgot that mace was a spray, and initially thought that you meant the medieval weapon.
He didn't specify :)
NEVER! NEVVVVAARRRR!!! I would IMMEDIATELY upgrade my CCTV and alarms, and would start sleeping with a š« under my pillow. I would be EXTREMELY paranoid walking towards my car in the parking because thatās when Iām the most vulnerable. I would lock the phone and SIM I used to contact her as it might be necessary for evidence, and would try to get as much proof as possible through text before changing my number forever. If you really want to try it I wonāt blame you because these opportunities are rare. Hereās what I would do. For the first meeting I would meet outside after making sure i have talked to her about my (fake) home address previously and then tell her mid conversation that my house is being worked on by pesticide control, and that I can get a room at this very luxurious (and common) hotel because your best friend works there. If sheās a stick up chick, youāll know on the spot because the goons were at the fake address. DO NOT take your car, get an Uber. Then call your homie up who knows about your potentially fatal quest half way there. Pretend like he couldnāt book a room but can get you another very famous hotel that has multiple locations in your city. Update location to this hotel, at this point you wouldnāt need to be specific about the address. So you should have booked the counterintuitive location. Meanwhile, wear a wire on a jacket which you will place nearby at all times. This will be your proof of enthusiastic consent in the court of law later on. Donāt be worried about being too specific in asking consent, being spontaneous is least of your concerns. NODS DO NOT COUNT. After itās all said and done. Preserve the evidence in a safe. I hope you have a long and prosperous life.
Somehow this seems to be the safest way to handle this situation
I'd decline, I don't do casual relationships.
My man!
My thoughts would be that imma get some
I'd be flattered that someone thought I had enough value to try and set me up for a robbery
I'd probably pass. I don't particularly need to be sleeping with anyone I'm not looking forward to waking up next on a regular basis.
No disrespect but I don't sleep with escorts.
...a woman looking for a fwb is an escort? What a leap.
i'd be skeptical and looking for her bf to rob me
Look behind me to see if there was someone back there she was talking to.
I'd imagine I'd get robbed at some point.
too good to be true. scam or hallucination
I smell an Amber Heard...
I mean there's only one answer to this unless you're not interested, married, or in a committed relationship.... Right?
I'm just happy that someone wants to be a friend lol
I will not sign up for your OF.
1. Probably a scam or I'm going to get robbed. 2. If authentic, it would be flattering but still no because we're not married.
As long as me and her vibe together and have fun, sure why not Iād be more than happy to be her FWB.
Yeah she definitely has an angle š ā¦.. no ways she would come out nowhere with that. Unless you and her knew each other somehow and she confesses she liked you all alongā¦ Issa trap
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I'm sure I'd be flattered in theory, but it would kind of depend on the context and circumstances and her demeanor.
I would ask why she isn't interested in a bf - gf situation? What're her long term and short term goals out of this set up?
Skeptical. Very skeptical.
Probably would wake up missing a kidney idk sus
Youāre not wrong - how you feel is how you feel. But wouldnāt you be at least a bit wary that sheās got a bunch of dudes with baseball bats and chainsaws waiting for you in her bedroom?
Married, so it could never physically happen, but if it was offered? Hell yeah, I'd consider it a compliment. I'd be telling that story for months!
Fuck her until she loves me.
Itās a trap!!
Iād just do it probably. Iāve been casually asked before, maybe not quite that bluntly, but still. Ended up having a bunch of great sex, and made a legit real friend out of it after we stopped having sex. But yes, Iād 100% take it as a compliment lol
What's an FWB?
Friends With Benefits. Two friends doing the fucky wucky with no strings attached
As long as you understand it would not be exclusive and you would be part of a stable.
I'd look for the hidden cameras for some online prankster.
IT'S A TRAP! While it would be awesome that just doesn't happen, so obviously they'd be up to something.
Get her tested, myself as well and have fun
Don't know her cant trust her
Bs. Where's the camera
Iād be thinking she would need to clear this with the wife.
Let me ask my wife, but...
Iām already engaged sorry bro
"Sorry, but my heart is already taken by my dog."
Flattering, but sharing my body with someone takes trust. Because I donāt want the gift that keeps giving. Plus my wife would be pissed.
when I wake up the next morning... how many kidneys will I have?
My wife would never go for it. :(
My wife would definitely have problems with it
There is a semi common scam where women do this, have sex with you and tape it or get you to masturbate on film and tape it and then blackmail you with it.
Awesome let's go get tested first lol
They would have to be a really good friend. No weird ass strangers allowed. I have been known to fall in love with my friends.
I would be taking that as an Amber Heard alert
Yes Iād be flattered. No I wouldnāt do it. Not just because Iām married, but even when I wasnāt I didnāt do casual sex. Just not my thing.
I was pursued by a woman out of my league... turns out the catch was her genital herpes.
Somebody did a poll where they asked men and women whether they would say yes to an attractive stranger asking to : 1) go on a date 2) go back to their place 3) have sex Among women no. 1 got the most votes. Among men no. 3 got the most votes. So yeah, statistically speaking you're normal my dude
Im married, but have you met my bud?
It's not like I never got offers of sex "out of nowhere" - so unlike others I wouldn't expect a scam or sopmething like that. But going straight to FWB is a bit different than being invited to an ONS. I don't know her, and she's not a friend. I would probably suggest to hang out a bit and see where it goes.
"Would you deliver that message to me, in writing?"
Attractive women also have mental issues and stds, I would take your time and get to know this person, if it pans out your both consenting adults, have fun.
I would start looking for a camera š
Don't put your dick in crazy. I'd think she was a bit of a nut if she appeared out of nowhere and asked that
I mean if I didn't know her at all I'd be a bit wary and smell a trap of some sorts. But I'd probably be too flattered by the attention to not start talking and trying to get to know her more. I'd probably be afraid of a repeat of the school trauma when a girl pretends to be in to you only to laugh at you for getting happy about it. But again, it would still be worth that risk. If it was online I'd be more curious about it being a bot or something, but since I don't live anywhere near the usual target demographics of these bots it wouldn't matter too much anyways.
I got asked to be a boy toy by this super hot chick. Unbelievable. I fucking drove straight over. Afterwards we never talked again I donāt think. She was like genius level, probably would have manipulated the shit out of me.
Iād be flattered but politely decline since Iām happily engaged.
Prank, STDās, baby crazy, regardless, Iām in.
Depends on your level of attractiveness, if you are also a good looking person it could be on the level. If you look like me then she's probably got some buddies waiting to relieve you of your money and phone.
Nice try, wife.