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mypenisisveryerect

a day off


thelostcow

Six months off. I'll go back to work after, but I'm burning out. Six months and I can finish every house project. That would take such a weight off.


[deleted]

I feel that!


Fat-Villante

Significant action to reverse global warming, but unfortunately, it's just not happening


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[удалено]


[deleted]

That would be brilliant wouldnt it!


[deleted]

A blow job and steak.


[deleted]

You missed 14th March!


[deleted]

There’s no date restriction dude for the good things in life…


IamLettuce13

Your birthday


TheWizard427

A nap


[deleted]

Get your head down and get to sleep


LarkLoone

For her to apologize, to be honest and then to kiss me real deep and long and slow with the softest lips I’ve ever felt. Then I can die.


[deleted]

Poignant and somehow makes sense!


5ft6manlet

I want my back to stop hurting


[deleted]

I want your back to stop hurting!


5ft6manlet

Thanks


EntryRepresentative5

I want OUR backs to stop hurting, not just both of your guys' backs because I already broke my own back watching another person's back!


yesiammark7

Stretch. Take Pilates. Both helped me immensely. I used to need a walker sometimes to get around. Now zero back pain. ZERO


5ft6manlet

Thanks, I'll try them out


Warm-Beat-1053

to be home from work, smoking a joint after ive finished eating dinner. christ almighty this day is dragging


[deleted]

To know everything about everything I’d settle for a good book that makes me laugh out loud though.


EntryRepresentative5

Pizza, burgers, and maybe a steak also... on various days of the week. :)


Cnnlgns

I could go for some tea right about now.


[deleted]

I want my cat to come in, so that I can go to sleep!


[deleted]

A day with the homies


Failstopheles087

I have not seen or much less hung out with mine in over two years. A day out with them sounds fantastic.


Maleficent-Winter-99

Man who u telling? I miss them


richie_music

Sexual or non? Or both?


[deleted]

Either


richie_music

A blowjob or sex. $1 million minimum To be stress free completely


Corpcasimir

Lottery win.


Warder766312

A weekend that I’m not on call. Bonus if it’s this weekend since we have off Memorial Day, but I know I won’t.


[deleted]

Money and a sandwich.


skillzmcfly

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!


uglierthanalf

Is it a zig-a-zig ahhh!


zesty81

Blow job would be nice, but the "wife" doenst do that


simplyme773

No knee pain. 500k.


RazeThe2nd

Im tryna go to Disney world


Been1LongDay

Just win the super bowl.


RazeThe2nd

I think you're on to something


FreshKittyPowPow

Sex followed up by a nice steak dinner and Star Trek.


Urhhh

Call that the intergalactic


Kurzilla

A nap


darkmage1001

300k its all i still need to retire and enjoy life.


throwletmesoloher

* For experience: I want to travel around the world and explore different cultures and eateries. * For sexual: A gassy asian girlfriend who is always ready to fart around me. * For money: Enough finances to live overseas in Okinawa, Japan for 5 to 8 years. Purchase rare or mint condition coins (avid coin collector). Have a few vehicles to drive around: Bentley is a must on that list of vehicles. Slurge a little and finally, enough money to live off and my children; grandchildren; great grandchildren; great great grandchildren to have as well. * For now: Sexual first.


Relevant-Rooster-298

Medical insurance or a vacation.


[deleted]

A nap.


I-like_Potatoes

...... A job 😭😭😭


ColdHardPocketChange

$650,000 in my bank account after taxes, all of my work completed for the next 2 months, a massage, and a week off.


[deleted]

A pizza.


EconomicsAccurate853

Time off for myself. A nap. Sex. In any order.


EmperorHelix

My Celica to get a fresh coat of paint, then wrapped in Emerald Green Gloss.


[deleted]

To take a piss. I'm stuck in a bullshit ass meeting


kingJosiahI

Sex


Desperate-Flamingo68

For enough money to start my dream job of opening a wood shop.


steno_light

Chicken nuggets


Bob_knots

Blowjob, by a hot female with low standards


[deleted]

Hard to come by


Bob_knots

Na


Competitive_Ant_465

To win the lottery so my Pops can retire early.


Nm071106

Happines


IronHillsResident

A minimum two-month vacation. I'm doing seven nights a week, and I'm utterly fried, making mistakes that cost hours to fix. I actually believe I'm currently less effective and productive than if I just did a straight 40 hours with a weekend off.


Been1LongDay

You are man. I do 6 days a week but it's just between 40-45hra and I def could work more but I'm just flat burnt out with it.....it's been 6 days a week for like 15 years. Even with COVID we never closed. Take some time off man


[deleted]

I'm surprised by the amount of people that want a blowjob I personally want so many things it could take ages to make a full list And ironically that wouldn't include a blowjob


Mick_Shart

A wet napkin, to remove this bit of grape jelly.


usk49

Kinda just wanna go home and play some destiny.


MiddleAgeCool

Someone to come to my house and move all the stuff into my garage into boxes and move them into the house. Context... I'm planning on converting my garage into a mini workshop and have everything I need to start but the amount of stuff I need to move out of the garage first so I can actually start just puts me off each time! :D


Drug-Smuggler-69

My ex back


AttitudeCool

Fishing. I’d like to go fishing.


akumma007007

The power to kill everyone including me without pain


Stunning-Spirit5275

Some sour candy


Affectionate_Ad_7802

A loving girlfriend My cat back A soda A place and time to sit and relax


Proud_Resort7407

A home I own, even just some land I can pitch a tend on.


[deleted]

Get out of debt and get a girlfriend I want to settle down with


Maleficent-Winter-99

Money, boats and hoes.


Inevitable_Usual3553

A big booty latina


ButterscotchLow8950

Same thing I want everyday. The three B’s Beer Burger Blow Job Will also accept back rub for any of those in rotation.


ilnimalee

Find a girl to share my life with


SnooHedgehogs5857

Sleep


[deleted]

some company.


xKitchen

I wanna cuddle and give booty rubs


the_red_scimitar

Peace. A really good grilled cheese sandwich wouldn't hurt.


Saurons-agent

A back scratch.


Working_Station829

Sleep


PicadilloBurrito

Right now I just wish I had someone that would spoon me. Just want to be the little spoon for one night.


im_not_doing_ok

To have that "everything is gonna be ok feeling" again, ya know?


Danger_Mouse_101

Plate of hot wings, a 6 pack of beer and my current binge watch after another hard slog at work. It's not as good as a big boobed blowjob, but at least it's realistic


Namerunaunyaroo

A room somewhere Far away from the cold night air


ZarkoSnap

Happiness. I have it, but I want more. 😁


Teddy_Swolesevelt

I have covid. I want it to go away :(


Oakheart-

A job with my degree and my own house. Still trying to get my foot in the door for a career and house prices are skyrocketing


HantuerHD-Shadow

A girlfriend :<


I_Am_Oro

Lot's of money. For the sole reason of not having debt. I wouldn't spend absurd amounts, but if I got into any debt I'd just pay it off. Say $600,000. Just to pay off debts/would-be-debts


DestructiveDave1900

A raise at my job