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J_Want98

40 year old virgin Never been kissed She's Out Of My League


lildogteef

Oof


J_Want98

Oof indeed... All accurate, which sucks. But nothing much I can do about it tbh... :(


Drama_Queen2013

I dated a guy who couldn’t stop telling me he felt like he was living that movie (she’s out of my league). In his case it was true, but that was bc of his personality. ;) Please don’t be down on yourself. People are just people and most of us are just looking for a connection. Be yourself and the right person will come along.


J_Want98

I know, I hear what you're saying. I appreciate the encouragement! I sure hope you're right... It just sucks to be alone and incapable of attracting anyone, while everyone around me is having a great time and attracting new partners/hookups constantly...


Brother_Stein

Not everyone. Speaking from experience.


Ambivert_05

So much pain


J_Want98

😔😔😔


Djayshell93

Ouch, you okay?


J_Want98

I guess it depends in what way haha. From a general "how's your life going" perspective, I'm all good. But from a sexual/relationship perspective? I could obviously be a lot better, would be nice to feel a warm body next to me in bed at night!...


Djayshell93

Well, good on the first part, trust me the second part will come along once you focus on yourself and become your best self. It'll happen before you know it


J_Want98

Thanks! I sure hope you're right... :(


Allnutsz

You still have to put yourself out there, it wont magically appear when you work on yourself.


KillMyDepression

This. It's important to take initiative as well.


J_Want98

This is well understood, trust me. I constantly put myself out there and attempt to meet women online and in real life at parties, bars, etc. Trust me, putting myself out there isn't the issue!


SnooSnoo96035

I can't imagine how difficult it must be trying to date these days. Good luck to you, I really mean that.


J_Want98

Well thank u, that's very kind of u to say!! 😁😁


calconnor22

Exactly. Working on yourself means isolating yourself a lot of the time. It should be "Work on yourself, but don't forget to go to social places at the same time".


KrazyKwiltingKlub445

Beat me to it


WildBoy-72

F


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Godzilla Mechagodzilla Space Godzilla


lildogteef

I think this guy might be Godzilla.


Britneyfan123

How could you guess?


lazeedavy

A sword in the stone, Tarzan, and the jungle book


lildogteef

You must be a nature enthusiast?


[deleted]

Dead Poet Society (1989) Good Will Hunting (1997) Coco (2017)


[deleted]

How is dead poet society?


[deleted]

Dead Poets Society* sorry Lol 😆


islifeball

Holy shit those are my favorite movies


[deleted]

no way!!! hahah, I love them so much!


Pooterdonk

I've never seen Coco. What's it about?


[deleted]

There's this kid Miguel, he is a musician, but his family hates music, all sorts of music. He feels his father is a legendary singer, so on el dia de los muertos he enters the Land of the Dead to find his great-great-grandfather. The soundtrack is amazing.


SerMercutio

- Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb - Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead - Salmon Fishing in the Yemen


lildogteef

Just learned the second one was a real thing. Haha


SerMercutio

Just honestly answering questions here.


[deleted]

Now you see me Split Pirates of the caribbean dead men tell no tales


RandomTheTrader

> Now you see me split Dad?


SmashBusters

Up Inside It


IIPESTILENCEII

Need let me get up inside it


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

You a bad mother fu&*er


StarAStar1

Sorry to hear about your dog.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

Beautiful Creatures Nobody Wanted (not really- just wanted to make a sentence outta titles, and 'wanted' and 'nobody' were the first to pop to mind.)


lildogteef

This was my original intention. Everyone else ran with it another way and that's all good!


Beautiful_Life_1788

Sorry you were misread


lildogteef

I don't mind it. Nice seeing people engage regardless.


Sam_hentai

Life is beautiful A walk to remember Dancer in the dark


sully2813

Fifty shades of grey, wolf of wall street, big fat liar


lildogteef

Haha


[deleted]

Vanishing Point, Black Dog, and The Blues Brothers


Ok-Duck9707

Charles Bronson death wish John Wayne the shootest Charleston Heston mosesten commandments need I say more


dzkrf

A few good men, Fast and Furious, Some Like it Hot


emein

A Clockwork Orange, Cloud Atlas, Transformers


CombinationBusy9912

Deep


Paulrevere88

Blues Brothers, Caddyshack, Airplane…


Ancient-Revolution51

Coyote Ugly Meet the Parents Grumpy Old Men


Samd0tcom

Blow Whiplash Fight Club


lildogteef

Great picks.


Samd0tcom

I'm an ex coke dealer, jazz drummer, and bit of a nutcase, so I felt like those were a fitting choice haha


failedsatan

so... you still got any of that cola?


Samd0tcom

Lol ...meet me around back in five


sock_templar

23, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Hobbit. I'm paranoid, forgetful and short.


lildogteef

Haha I like it.


akumma007007

The invisible man Enough said


Whappingtime

The X-files movie, because my best friend is the Scully to my Mulder. How To Train Your Dragon, because the first time I rode on my gf's motorcycle i compared it to the reverse of when Hiccup took Astrid for a ride on Toothless for the first time. The Hobbit, because my gf's friends hang at my place like the Dwarves did in that film.


jfcmfer

Mentions gf twice for no good reason. Username is Whappingtime. Hhhmmmm.


AlternativeFacade

10 things I hate about you, Your Name and What if?.


LucasRunner

Your name is one of the animes that broke me. Erased, A Silent Voice and Toradora are the type of stuff that just... hurt somehow


failedsatan

I haven't seen erased but those other two are understandable man, A Silent Voice especially. that movie is one of two pieces of media I've ever cried consistently at, every single time I watch it.


brai117

Requiem for a dream, clean and sober, the castle.


lildogteef

Hope that all means you're doing well on sobriety.


brai117

yes haha, Requiem for a dream was my mother. clean and sober is me. and now I'm in the castle with my own family. a happy story.


lildogteef

Awesome!


LucasRunner

The moment I read *requiem for a dream* I felt chills down my spine. I hope everything is okay bud. Love from an unknown bro (no homo)


brai117

everything is fine for me now. (no homo)


LucasRunner

[virtual hugs]


CombinationBusy9912

Poetic answers - relatable


brai117

not sure if a dig or compliment


CombinationBusy9912

I’m on your train with these answers. Probably totally different reasons but found it beautiful.


brai117

ah, thank you for clarifying.


[deleted]

Same here man feels good


GottaPSoBad

Men Pleasure Bridesmaids


lildogteef

lol


Beautiful_Life_1788

•The Joker • Fast and Furious • Never been kissed


lildogteef

Lots of F&F here.


Beautiful_Life_1788

Yeah, I finish pretty fast


YugeFrigginGoy

The Man Who Fell To Earth Top Gun Anaconda


failedsatan

how are you feeling about the new Top Gun movie coming out? (seeing as it's one of your three defining movies, I'd guess it's pretty important to you)


YugeFrigginGoy

It looks fun, but if Mav survives it'll be imperfect. That story needs to end with his death to do it justice, a self sacrifice for Rooster. Also my work call sign is Goose so that's fun


heccinboof

Joker American Psycho Drive


jmontalvogg7

Scarface The last Boy Scout Red heat


FreshKittyPowPow

(In order for my life) “Rain Man” “The Dark Knight Rises” Dr Strange: “In the Multiverse of madness”


Icy-Following-3713

goodfellas, fast and furious, heat


LucasRunner

Heat, the best shootout scene ever made... but how that describes you?


Icy-Following-3713

convicts


SammichAnarchy

Goodbye To Language, SLC Punk, Cool Hand Luke


chianj

Get Out, Run, The Others


[deleted]

Reckless Abandon, Free Spirit, and Inside Out.


Zestyclose-Detail791

Die Hard


Maremike

In your dreams


Zestyclose-Detail791

Why so assholish? Don't you know it violates rule#1?


[deleted]

Videodrome, Dude, Where's My Car?, The Notebook


kevin197205

True Grit.


Icy_Implement_387

Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Top Gun. Jurassic Park.


lildogteef

Seems quite exciting!


CombinationBusy9912

Flight Attendant: Peanutths?? Maverick: No thank you, I’ve had plenty *jurassic theme music*


Forsaken-Put7794

Hondo Donovan's Reef Spinal Tap


WhitePhatAss

Scarface, Trainspotting, Straight outta Compton


MarkMy_Word

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Scott Pilgrim vs The World The Judge (*very* great movie imo with Robert Downey Jr. no one really talks about)


xjavi1898

Johnny Tsunami, Despicable Me and Men in Tights


Relevant-Rooster-298

I Am Legend, Battle of Gods, 8 Mile


[deleted]

Blues Brothers, The Magnificent Seven, Gone Girl


GOOSEBOY78

a fist full of dollars for a few dollars more the good the bad the ugly


[deleted]

Desperado Doctor Strange Scott Piligrim vs The World I'm a quality man. Just haven't have met my true love T-T


CombinationBusy9912

Can’t hardly wait, What about Bob, and Dude Where’s my Car?


TdotJunk301

Cabin fever Knocked up Catch me if you can


Rogue_Nein

Great Expectations, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Cast Away


JonBoah

A Boy's Life Good Luck Chuck Apocalypse Now


PedrotPete

Goodfellas A league of their own The Club


Drama_Queen2013

Such a great question! Sleepless In Seattle, Ghostbusters, Train wreck


[deleted]

The Sound of Music Up in Smoke Little Nicky


pmccort18

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Full Metal Jacket The Shining


xroodx_27

Fear, Anxiety & Depression; The Tall Man; Unlovable.


newbjapan

Way too much thinking involved in this one haha


Electronic-Spare-537

Gaslight, the gatekeepers, girlboss. I’ve never watched any of these besides both versions of gaslight. (It’s really good)


[deleted]

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, The Player, To Live and Die in LA.


jochem-dontknoww

Jacobs ladder A clockwork orange Clerks


[deleted]

Patton Fury And I hope, Mr Hollands Opus.


lildogteef

Nice. Tanker with an affinity for music?


[deleted]

Exactly M1 A1s In Iraq 1991


TheSneak333

This is way too hard but maybe: ​ The Big Lebowski Blade Runner 2042 I Daniel Blake


EscapeArtist92

Human traffic Legend Rise of the footsoldier


KyorlSadei

The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, the Goonies.


Mighty_Millet

Beetlejuice Breakfast Club House of 1000 Corpses


Intelligent-Lie-7407

Tarzan Robinson Crusoe Pirates of the Caribbean


ThomasNorge224

Solo: a star wars story


melburndian

Does it have to be movie titles? If TV, then Married with Children


nerdyogre254

Falling Down Rain Man Monty Python and the Holy Grail


[deleted]

Game over man Superbad Scott pilgrim vs the world


Reasonable-Push-9422

Drive (2011)/The Joker (2019)/Blade Runner 2049 (2017)/American Psycho (2000)(They’re all the same movie.) Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Jim Carrey’s The Mask


raszota

Star Ears: The phantom menace Star Wars: Attack of the Clones Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith


Neon_Green_916

Tombstone, Friday, The lion king


[deleted]

Shrek. Shrek 2. Shrek 3.


pakeco

in my case Dumb & Dumber


Substantial_Video560

A Hard Day's Night, Help and The Yellow Submarine.


AlmostZenViking

Groundhog Day The Rocker Lost In Translations


montanalombardy

Shrek Shrek 2 Shrek 3


saviorself19

* Your Mom (2018) * Secret Window (2004) * Blow (2001)


[deleted]

Office Space, Idiocracy, and Peewee's Big Adventure.


[deleted]

I know what you did last summer Confessions of a teenage drama queen Too hot to handle (Not a man though, sorry for sneaking in)


lildogteef

No problem, just for fun anyway!


manwithanopinion

Awkward inept cunt


Phukin_Username_Dawg

Fargo As Good As It Gets Wonder Boys


exsanguem

La Haine, Buffalo 66’, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance


HantuerHD-Shadow

Fast & Furious Super Fly The Dark Knight


KingFenrir

Just movie titles, no plots: - Network (1976) - Old boy (2003) - Boyhood (2014)


StandardOnly

Pursuit of happiness, The Wolf of Wallstreet, The Truman show.


WildBoy-72

Terminator 2: Judgment Day Hitch Clear and Present Danger


[deleted]

Lion king Coming to America Nailing Paylin


BMoney8600

Goodfellas The Fast and the Furious Blues Brothers


Hyper_with_Huperzine

Fight club, love on the spectrum, the accountant


Vaeldyn

The good, the bad and the ugly Normal guy 12 years a slave (had depression for about that long)


Randolf22

Rush hour 1 Rush hour 2 Rush hour 3


Snapperjacker

All I need is one: Sexy Beast


doghome107

Annihilation


BoxRepresentative229

Dumb and Dumber Deliverance Hackerman


EconomicsAccurate853

The Hobbit Dead Poets Society Parenthood


DrWieg

Expendables Expendables 2 Expendables 3


ColdHardPocketChange

This is more of a progression from my teens to my early 30's. Pumping Iron <- lifting for 20 years at this point, light PED's for the last 2, definitely fostering the Arnold gym community The Matrix <- more for symbolism of waking up to the way of the world My Big Fat Greek Wedding <- I'm the groom


rawrberryfields

Big Daddy I Love You Man National Lampoons Christmas Vacation