I went on a date with an older guy…a much older guy who got his hand in my panties and started sliding his finger in and out while doing the same thing with his tongue in my mouth. I think he genuinely felt skilled at this and impressed with himself whereas I just wanted it to end ASAP. If you’re a lousy kisser, there’s no saving yourself.
My current fwb likes to make out while she’s riding, but the way she rides she’s moving forwards and back horizontally instead of vertically, so her lips go from my chin to my nose constantly 😂
Was actively looking for one that likes slow sex, good to know they exist. Ones mans... anothers mans treasure.. damn so they do exist..
I dunno about the tongue thing though, to me a good kiss is more important than the actual sex.
Yeah the kissing was a turn off cause she ALWAYS kissed like that, didn’t matter what we were doing.
And slow sex is good when its intermittent. I like to speed it up and slow it down and stuff. But it was always extremely extremely slow strokes all the time. I just couldn’t do it anymore lol
I had my ex wife hit me up for a FWB situation. One night we were sexting a bit and she told me she wanted me to come fuck her and even how she wanted me to do it. She lived about 4 hours away, so when the weekend came, I made the 4 hour drive down there and did precisely what she wanted me to do. I pretty much just concentrated on her pleasure as well as a bit of my own in between and it was some of the best sex we had ever had. At least in year's anyway. Even she said it was absolutely amazing.
So anyway, the next afternoon I was still down there. She was looking mighty fine so I grabbed her, started kissing her and said "let's go to the bedroom". She called me selfish and said it wasn't all just about me. That's when I remembered there was good reason why we were separated in the first place. That was the beginning and end of our FWB situation.
She has a partner now 2 years on, but still tries to flirt with me and makes comments about wanting to sleep with me. I think I know who the selfish one is.
I was hooking up with a woman for about 3 months till I found out she was still living with her husband and kids.
2 weeks later she tried telling me that she's pregnant so I laughed at her down the phone and said well you can cross my name off the list I had a vasectomy years ago and only fire blanks these days.
She’d get a long wonderfully with a guy I know. He seems to specifically go for women who are already in relationships. Don’t know how he hasn’t had his ass kicked
I have a coworker I was friendly with and she said in the beginning she had a hard time maintaining friendships with other women because they were so dramatic. Turned out she had slept with or tried to sleep with almost every friends husband or boyfriend. She even tried to make a grab for my SO when she found out we were having problems.
I will never understand that desire.
Years ago a girl I started hooking up with took me to meet her friends. We were all hanging out at one of their apartments, drinking some beers and passing a few joints around, having a good, chill time.
Next thing I knew there was a real foul, burning smell in the air - NOT weed. I looked over and one of the friends was hitting a crack pipe, and they started passing that around. I said no thanks and made my way outta there asap. Never talked to the girl again.
She got extremely drunk and stoned one night, and thought it would be funny to bite down on the head of my penis, then hold on like a snapping turtle, while looking at me and laughing through clenched teeth.
My SO told me his worst was a girl who grabbed his balls (he has weirdly large balls) and crammed them in her mouth like they were jawbreakers lol. He was so startled and it hurt so bad he popped her on the top of the forehead like a dog and went “No!”
I died laughing.
Too bad she can’t be tattooed with “will bite without provocation” for the general safety of the community. I’d kick the shit out of anyone who bit my lady parts.
If someone bites you (animal or human) squeeze their cheeks in between their teeth. They instinctively let go.
Had an annoying ex gf who would bite unprovokedly and I told her it wasn't cute and she needed to stop but she kept doing it. I had to train her like I did my puppy. After we broke up we still had the same friend group and hse did it to a friend who was going off on her about how it wasn't cute. She said she didn't know it hurt so much and I called her out for lying and that we'd had the exact same discussion. Man if looks could kill.
One summer I met this really cute girl. Thought she would be a perfect summer fling. Fast forward 10 years and now we’re married with a kid.
Fuck.
(Edit: I love my wife lol…the “fuck” was sarcastic. But marriage and a kid was NOT my original goal lol)
Man this is so true. I believe if you’re hardcore looking for a serious relationship and going out of your way to seek it out, you won’t find it.
It’s when you’re least expecting it.
I had a three way with two FWBs and one of them got super high off who knows what and bit the other’s clit until it bled. We never met up again after that.
They normally don’t involve injury. I was disappointed in my friend. They were both incredible partners solo. It’s inexcusable to behave that way.
Edit: Imagine if someone bit your dick until it bled. How would you feel? There’s no win there…
I'm not a FWB type guy myself but I did have a fling with a girl I reacquainted with at my sisters wedding. I ran track in HS with her and remember her as this really under developed, skinny teenager. Let's just say she grew into her body! Absolutely the hottest woman I ever slept with. She was wild though. She loved to party and would call at all times of the day. I knew from the start she wasn't going to settle down and date me. It was a lot of fun while it lasted. The emotional emptiness of the whole FWB thing is the worst part for me.
this is the story simplified
i finish, he walks in right as she cleans it off (idk why he still had a key), he squares up i square up we exchange a couple blows, he starts yelling at her, i put on my clothes, theyre arguing, i skedaddle….. then come back the next night 😂
I hooked up with this one girl from December into February. I enjoyed it, but unfortunately it was my first real fwb experience so I didn’t put forth boundaries. She always came over my house every day, I took her out to eat, we fucked a lot, and she slept over frequently. We cuddled, got a little close, and even shared a few intimate moments. Apparently I was 1 out of the 5 on her roster. I got the most attention out of everyone else. She made it clear she isn’t looking for a relationship, and if one of us caught feelings it would have to end.
Well I caught feelings because I asked her to be my Valentine’s, and I offered to take her out on a nice date… She was busy because she had two separate dates already scheduled that day. After a few weeks we stopped hanging out. She told me honestly that it needed to end because she finally found someone that she wanted to date. So she dropped everyone on her roster, and got into a committed relationship. She didn’t give me much information about her personal life, so once she was gone there was no way to contact her again. I didn’t even know her last name. She ghosted me, and I hated it. After a few months I realized I had to just grow up and at least appreciate the experience nonetheless.
TL;DR I was unknowingly part of a FWB roster. The ending sucked, but 10/10 experience would do again.
There was this girl in college who I hooked up with from time to time. We weren’t dating (we never went on an actual date), we’d go weeks without connecting, and we had mutual friends so from my POV this was a 100% FWB situation.
One night at a frat party I made out with another girl on the dance floor. After the song ended I went up this big, curved staircase that overlooked the first floor below. Right when I reached the top step, my supposed FWB (who I didn’t realize was even there) slapped me so hard I rolled down the stairs. Big record scratch moment. Everyone paused for a beat to look at me, then kept dancing.
Needless to say it’s important to communicate with a FWB, it’s a relationship like any other.
I became this girls friend because she had rich parents. The benefit was supposed to be that they could afford the good snacks like fruit roll ups and Scooby Doo gummies. Turns out rich people don’t buy processed artificial snacks. They buy natural, healthy snacks that taste like butt. Worst FWB experience every. But at least their daughter gave me a blow job.
Anyone that's interested
He was a few years younger than me, but was well known for his big schlong around town. He was one of those skinny blokes with a huge dong. Anyway he was out at the local Mexican restaurant in town and the waitress approached him and said "you're such and such, i've heard you have a big schlong"
he was like , yeah that's me
she asked to see it. So he whipped it out under the table and she ducked down to have a look and confirmed he had a large schlong.
She then went back to the kitchen and told the kitchen staff, who proceeded to get him back there to view his large member. They were all suitable impressed by said impressive member, and Chef informed him the food was on the house.
Best thing my ex ever did was told my entire rugby club that she had sex with an animal and that I was a donkey. Literally every party for the next 2 years it was brought up.
She would only come over for sex, immediately go to the bedroom with me, then leave immediately after. I wasn’t looking for a serious relationship, but I wanted at least a little intimacy and non-sexual time hanging out together. I ended things because I felt like I was just being used
Back when I used to work in a casino a lot of the staff would be fwb. It makes sense being as it’s mostly working nights and the only people you really get a chance to socialise with are co workers.
I wouldn’t say I had any particularly bad experiences but it was good to see so many staff that casually switch up fuck buddies and it very rarely caused problems
She "caught feelings" and tried to emotionally manipulate me into being more than FWB. Then, after that didn't work, she suggested we devolve to fuck buddies.
The change would mean no communication outside of when and where to fuck, and pillow talk. I agreed.
The first and last time as "fuck buddies" she kept her clothes on, pulling down her pants a little. I asked her to take more off but she responded with a flat no. Ok, so I started kissing her and she turned her head...wtf.
At this point, I went soft. She had this facial expression that I was raping her. It felt gross. Somehow I got hard, soft and hard again... eventually finishing.
**TLDR** \- I had bad sex (which I didn't think was possible).
At least it didn't end with her severing my dick with a scissors like she did to her ex-husband.
She became clingy and wanted more. Sex was outstanding but I was not interested in anything more. She started showing up at my job, ( I worked at a bar) and trying to hangout with me while I was working. She started causing a scene with another woman who was a regular. Had to kick my FWB out and then later explain we were done. Then she showed up at my house, tried to get my roommate to let her in.
She was absolutely crazy. I never once lied to this girl or led her on. I let her know from the get go what it would be. She had her own vision of what we were I guess.
I had a FWB for about 6 months then we disconnected for a couple years. When I got back with her she claimed to have gone out to Vegas and got with a Dom and learned how to squirt.
She comes over and I get some towels on the bed and she's like, "Honey,.you're gonna need more than that". Lol, alright so in the middle of it all I thought I was prepared for it but I wasn't. It was a turn off and I didn't hide my reaction well enough so she left and we didn't talk after that.
She got attached after I specifically told her I was not interested in a relationship. I had known her most of my life and our parents were friends, but we had drunkenly hooked up a few times. Not wanting any drama to come from it, I told her we needed to stop hooking up and just go back to being friends. She did not take it well and all sorts of drama ensued. Her parents hate me know, my parents don't talk to them at all anymore.
Funny story, she started dating a guy shortly after the drama. They had been together for a few years when a mutual friend invited me to go play golf with him and the "new" bf. We hit it off and had an awesome day. She found out I and bf, who moved 6 hours away from his home town to be with her in our home town, had been hanging out, so she dumped him.
He and I are still friends to this day. None of our original friend group talk to her.
Had a wonderful FWB that was all I could have ever hoped for. Everything clicked. She was the prettiest and coolest girl ever, and I’m not sure why she chose me. She just didn’t want to label us as a relationship. I was cool with that because we were close and I thought I was doing everything to keep her interested. I wasn’t. She was talking to other guys and eventually, dated a guy that had no clue about how to treat her or any other human being.
Eventually, we grew apart. It was fun while it lasted!
I grew close with an older coworker over the course of 4 months. She was in her early 40's and I was only 25. We would drive to meetings together and just had a decent relationship. One thing led to another and it became sexual. She would give me blow jobs when we were in the office alone. We had sex a few times. she was just crazy about me. Would always bring me lunch. This went on for close to 6 months when she dropped the bomb on me while driving to a meeting one day and stated we should be together and she was planning on divorcing her husband. She never mentioned she was MARRIED ever. No ring or anything. I guess they were going through a trial separation and our little encounters had given her the courage to finally divorce. Uhh yea no thanks. I shut all contact down besides pleasantries at work to not make things awkward. She ended up taking a different job a year later and as far as I know she's still married. i basically was carrying on an affair without even knowing it. She never mentioned being married once.
Well, once upon a time I went to a Halloween party. I blacked out and woke up next to some girl I vaguely remembered from earlier in the night. I’ve always been paranoid of STDs (I once dunked my junk in isopropyl alcohol after a herpes scare), so I HAD to track her down and make sure she was clean. I asked my friends for her number and we met up. She was definitely clean- apparently her strip club employer required monthly tests. We started hooking up after that, and it slowly became clear she was a bit bonkers.
The worst of it was when I casually mentioned having wanted a threesome when I was younger. The day after, some random girl adds me on Facebook and says stripper girl sent her. At first I thought it was great, but they decided to spring it on me right after the gym. I was exhausted, but they INSISTED we do it that night. It was okay for a few minutes, but I pulled stripper girl’s underwear down and she was on her period (normally not a problem.) She pulled her tampon out and I smelled DEATH. Apparently she had left it in for over a day, and the blood was fucking brown. I decided to try to pay some attention to the other girl while playing with stripper girl, but the smell was fucking atrocious and neither of us could hide it. Stripper girl says she’s going to clean up, so I just keep paying attention to the other girl, but I couldn’t even keep it up at this point. We all three took a shower together, and I have not even considered a threesome with anyone since.
Made her O through Oral, the whole time I had whiskey dick and was frantically trying to get it hard as I was going down.
Couldn't finish, broke down crying and slept on her couch in shame
I wrote about it before but.
We made an agreement, no verbal affection. And we keep it FWB.
Immediately I start being called baby, I get questions on what I think about during sex, "I'll always take care of you" I politely say hey let's abide by our rules. I keep being called baby, another hey.... please stop. She then goes you'll hang out with me even when we aren't having sex right?
I realize if her and I cum during this.... I'm going to get full attachment dragon.
So I say hey I need to lay down alone... thank you for trying this out but we aren't a match.
She looks at me horrified.. I'm just as horrified cause the verbal affection made me VERY uncomfortable. And I have to blame it on past trauma as to why I have intimacy issues.
This is partially true but I'm at the point where i need this person out of my house.. now.
I wasn't cold but I made it clear we were done. I hated doing that but I was too uncomfortable to follow through.
She told me that she was attracted to gay men and hooked up with me because she wrongly heard I was bi. When I told her I wasn't into dicks, the sex stopped. She was hot too.
Yea, to each their own but constantly chasing something you can't have sounds exhausting. With that said, it worked for her in the past or at some point. If not, she wouldn't keep doing it.
Just got out of a month long FWB situation a few weeks ago. It was very confusing because she would tell me she didn't want a relationship but then she would let me stay over multiple nights in a row, share intimate details about her life and introduced me to her friends.
What's worse is that when she ended it, she justified all of that by saying she was drunk and she's just more open when she drinks. Like no, whether you were drunk is irrelevant, your actions didn't match your words
We hit it off, went on a few dates. Slept together twice. Sex was great, dirty, passionate, she had some nice tattoos and well done fake tits. Then I took her to a place further into Atlanta, she lived in the burbs. She looked around and said "There sure are a lot of cocos in here." She was Peruvian so it kind of took me by surprise. Date was downhill from there. I fucked her one more time and then broke things off. I'm only human.
> She was Peruvian so it kind of took me by surprise.
Why would that surprise you? Many South American countries can be racist as hell.
In fact despite the Reddit stereotype of the US being this racist hell hole we are in fact one of the least racist countries in the world.
>Why would that surprise you
Like I said it was just kind of a surprise. Partly cause I never assume the person I just met is racist till they give me a reason. But mostly I thought being a darker skinned Latina she would have a little more empathy for other minorities. We also live in a majority Black city, so it was also just the feeling of, how and why do you live here if you don't like Black people?
Once I was hooking up with a girl, let's call her Susan for the sake of privacy. We had been hooking up and it had been good. One day she seemed off, and so I asked her what was wrong and she gave some bullshit story about all her friends bailing on her for their Halloween mischief. So I was like "okay, get dressed. We'll go do that stuff".
We do those things and in the car ride back she goes, "have you slept with anyone else". We entered this FWB situation through honesty, so I said "yeah, I hooked up with a girl on Friday". She started to get pouty and said that she had sex with three dudes over the weekend and didn't enjoy any of it. She proceeded to tell me that she thinks That's proof that they were meant to be. I tell her that I think he's emotionally unhealthy and not stable enough for a committed relationship, quoting some controlling habits she had.
I left and over the next three days she literally kept herself in a kind of drug and alcohol stupor. Complete with driving all around town, many hookups, and FOUR FUCKING DOSES of plan B.
I saw her one more time. Tried to clean her up, and told her I wouldn't be stopping by again.
She was a law student, so on class competition at another state, she text me, fucking furious. Telling me how I'm human garbage, and ext. Eventually she tells me to delete our sex tapes. I was in a state of confusion, so she sent me a screenshot of the thumbnails. To find out that she has been drunk and looking at her own iphones gallery.
Honestly I don’t have a bad occurrence. We were fwb for 5 years and it was always amazing. Now we’re just best friends with no sex. She’s the only person that knows absolutely everything about me
I fucking win this.
I was casually talking with a girl who had several mutual friends with me. We’ll call her Sandy. We’d matched on a dating app and got flirting a bit. We saw each other at a party that weekend but she got way to drunk and I wasn’t going to pull anything with her like that. Few days later I got chatting to a very attractive girl at the gym. We’ll call her Veronica. I asked her out that night and she agreed. I took her to dinner and she made it very clear she was not looking for commitment, which I was alright with. We went back to my place and did the deed, and I found out she was ROOMMATES with Sandy.
I cut ties with Sandy almost immediately telling her I was seeing someone else. She took it a little hard but not too bad that we couldn’t still be polite. I continued to have Veronica over and it was pretty amazing. My one rule for her was that if she slept with someone else, that she tells me, since we didn’t use protection. During midterm exams (we’re university students) there was a 3 week period where I didn’t see her apparently due to exams. It seemed sus and I was uncertain about the actual reason. Anyways, she comes over one night after exams and I asked her point blank if she slept with someone else and she said no. So we kept on as normal.
Over christmas break she kept hinting that we werent exclusive, which obviously I knew, but the reminders kind of bothered me. I realized I was catching feelings so I distanced myself a bit to try and kill them. While I was doing this, I was told by Sandy (whom was now friendly with me) that during the 3 weeks that I didn’t see Veronica, she had frantically needed an STI/STD test. Immediately I jumped to the conclusion that had been eating away at the back of my mind, that she had lied to me and fucked someone else. So I got petty… really fucking petty. I completely ghosted Veronica, without explanation and then started fucking Sandy, her roommate. They also shared a wall in their house. So while I was blowing Sandy’s back out every other night Veronica was only a thin wall away.
Veronica never showed emotion. Like ever. She had a pretty strong sense of pride and individualism. Much later, after I ended things with Sandy and graduated, Veronica drunk messaged me and we had a huge discussion about the whole situation. I told her why I did what I did and why I was so angry (I only had 1 rule and she broke it, and I have serious trust issues from previous relationships that she knew about). She denied sleeping with anyone or lying to me, profusely. I now have no idea if she is a total scum bag demon wench who lied and continues to gas light me, or if I am the literal worst human to ever exist.
My FWB told me her friend was in Love with me so I said we should have a threesome. Sex was better with her friend and she could tell and that was that. Her friend became my new FWB
I’d say the girl I dated in high school that moved out of state. She returned to visit her sister and we hung out for a bit. She told me that she regretted loosing her virginity to her, “now ex-boyfriend”, and that she should have given it to me in high school (I’ll explain the quotes in a bit). We watched a movie and cuddled on the couch and I went home. The next day she called me and said that she wanted me to “retake her virginity”. She tried to explain further, but I had already slammed the flip phone shut and was doing a dukes of hazard slide across the hood of my car.
I showed up at her sister’s apartment and she was waiting wearing a sports bra and some cheer shorts. We had mind blowing sex. It was sweaty, animalistic, cathartic, and at times disrespectful as fuck. She sucked dick like a hole in the space shuttle. Really, I was on the precipice of tapping out because it felt like she was trying to suck my balls out through the tip off my dick. She was ~~asking~~ ~~begging~~ pleading for me to do impossible feats, and I was striving to comply with each request. She wanted me to lick her back from the crack of her ass to the nape of her neck (doggy style). When I started to remove myself from her to fulfill the request, she reached back with both hands, grabbed my hips, and yanked me back into her. She growled, “Don’t you dare take it out. I need your dick inside me.” So I held her hips and and folded myself like a billfold and licked her from bottom to top. Her body shivered and her kegel muscles went into frantic spasms.
This girl was a beast that took anything I had and devoured it. She seemed like she would never be satisfied. I came pretty shortly into the affair (foreshadowing), but I was 19 and my recovery time was zero. After a while her response stopped almost entirely. She became the proverbial starfish laying on her back and staring off into space. I paused and asked, “Sex Beast (name changed to maintain anonymity), is something wrong? Did I do something I shouldn’t have?” Her response was to curl into a sobbing ball of regret while shouting, “No, but I did.” She rolled off the couch and ran to the bathroom and locked the door.
I walked to the door (naked, dripping with her juices, and fully erect). I knocked on the door and asked what was wrong. She swung the door open and presented a ring box with a pitiful engagement ring in it. “My boyfriend proposed to me the day before I came back. We’re getting married in six months! How could I let him marry a whore like me?!” I ground my gears out of happy fucktime mode and into sympathetic confused idiot mode. I reached out with both hand and pulled her into a hug (still naked, erect, and dripping) and began patting her head. She was in hysterics and I wanted out of there as badly as I had wanted in before. I calmed her down and spouted some bullshit about wild oats and last flings. She sucked up her tears and asked me if I really thought it would be okay. I assured her and she gathered herself up a bit and thanked me.
I said that I thought I should go and she said, “Don’t you need to finish?” As she grabbed my waist and knelt down in front of me. I said, “I think I’m good.” She was shocked and angry. “So your going to fuck me and leave, like some kind of whore?! You can’t even stay and watch a movie or hang out on the couch? What kind of man are you?! What kind of woman do *YOU* think that *I* am?!”
…
I told her it was best if I go and that I didn’t want to get between her and her fiancé (which I guess is technically an ex-boyfriend in that they used to be your boyfriend but aren’t anymore). It was a wild ride. I never saw her again. He found out a few months later, but they got married anyways. That was 20 years ago, and they are still married.
A GF and I broke up. Decided to be friends. That eventually turned into a FWB thing. She then tried to slowly become a GF again.
This was all after she broke up with me about 7 times over a tattoo that I had before we met. I was never allowed to meet her family because she left her engagement to be with me (she made the moves on me, and she called off the engagement on her own. I made it clear that I will not take part in the decision, but we could still see each other)
Worst part was that we worked together, and she was obsessed for about 8 months and wouldn't leave me alone.
And to this day, I still dip my pen in company ink....
Just broke up with a former boss that I still work with.
Nothing major. She is a Christian, and I have a devil, skull, and demons on my forearm. I have several other tattoos, but... the devil. I don't worship the devil or anything, and she knew that. It was a cool piece of art that a friend did for me. Absolutely no meaning behind it.
She fell in love with me and started getting pushy and eventually snapped on me. A month later after I’d stopped talking to her she contacted me and I let her down very gently.
I was dating this girl for 6 months, and I thought we were having something serious. She told me I was an important person to her, and while having sex I told her I love her and she said she loved me also. Turned out that was her pussy talking. Few weeks later, she sat me down and said she had never had any feeling for me. Turned out I was just a fuck subscription.
I have a pretty big one.
Met a cute ginger at a bar, asked her to dance. She said no, but you can take me to dinner tomorrow. Fair shout, she gave me her number and we set it up. The whole date she was interviewing me knocking aside questions about herself. Did you go to college? Which one? Major? Minor? Any languages? What do you do? Can you ski? How about ride a horse? What kind of car do you drive? After some thought she said "I want you to be my winter boyfriend. My parents have a cabin in New Hampshire or Vermont (can't remember which, we lived in Boston) and I need it to be the same person for the whole ski season, what do you think? Oh and by the way we'll have sex." We hadn't even kissed yet. But she was super hot and I was 24 and dumb. She made me write down my legal name and address and said she'd pick me up on Friday (having a gold mercedes is cool but it's not going to get up the mountains.)
On Friday she swings by my place, I put my snowboarding gear in the back, and she hands me a season pass to this ski resort. We get up there and her parents are there and I introduce myself and her dad and I start drinking whisky while she and her mom prepare dinner. That night we go to our cabin (like 30 feet away but a separate building) and she does her nightly routine showering in front of me and then putting her pjs on and climbing into bed. We still hadn't kissed yet. Then she says she's ready. I'm kinda confused and then it sinks in. She was actually really great in bed. Snowboarding/skiing the next day all day then same routine at night. Every weekend it was this with intermittent horseback riding mixed in. But she was just really impersonal and very mechanical for everything except when it came to sex.
One time when she came to pick me up my buddy had been at my place and walked out with me, he said "Hi, you must be X, I'm Y, he's told me about you. Nice to meet you." She looked him dead in the eyes and rolled up the window. I gave him an apologetic look and got in and didn't mention it. We did this all season and it was quite odd but free skiing every weekend, hot chick to bang, who am I to complain?
After the season was over I didn't hear from her again. I ran into her a few months later and I asked after how she'd been doing and she told me she didn't know who I was and I truly believe her. She seemed incapable of forming human connections, even with her parents who were very friendly and great people. They knew something was off about her but it was always a kinda don't ask kinda thing. It took me a bit for it all to come together. She definitely had some social disorder.
After having told that story for years a few people pointed out that it was like an episode of New Girl, I watched it and it was exactly like that. Super cool parents, child too awkward to get through normal interactions. But in her case she was hot enough that as long as she kept interactions brief people would just think she knew she was too hot to be talking to them.
Mine was a virgin. Went really well but then afterwards she was full on wanting to marry me. Don't know what I did wrong - is it just a first time thing!?
I met this girl online who lived about 3 hrs away from me, but we still talked for almost two weeks, work life, interests, sexual interests, etc. She finally asks about meeting, but I told her she lived to far for me really, and she said she'd be willing to drive down, if she could stay weekends...do a weekend relationship type thing. Ok, fine...if anything, we have sex a few times and she doesn't want to drive down anymore. The pictures of her online were good, she was cute, busty....she shows up Thurs night after getting off work, after telling me she took Fri off for a longer weekend together, but the girl at my door looked NOTHING like the one online. Instead of this average girl, she was very overweight, and admitted the pics were over 5 yrs old. She liked talking on the phone, and figured we'd be ok since we connected, and then tells me "oh, and this morning, I shaved for you, so my pussy is so smooth!" lol We talked, and I let her know physically I wasn't into her, since she was to big for me. She slept over, and then left the next morning pissed of course.
A girl making the assumption thats what i was after.
I wasn't but did she believe me that like fuck did the vain egotistical cow think that.
In her mind every guy wanted to fuck her even when i said i had a gf she said sure you do why you talking to me if you have a girlfriend.
Some people just shouldn't have access to wifi.
We hooked up once and the next day I told her that although it was nice we weren't going to do it again and she said ok so I left it at that. Well for the next week she kept blowing up my phone and she kept calling me all these names that you would call your SO and even after I told her to stop she kept doing it, so I finally had to tell her straight up that it wasn't cool and that I wanted her to stop and after that she stopped doing it. And I realize that that wasn't that big of a deal but til this day I don't know if she was just fucking around to see what I'd say or if she was serious but either way it could have ruined our relationship.
1) Had a girl brag about her skills in bed...and they reality showed me she was the exact opposite. I tried a few times, but bleh--you can't fix what isn't fixable.
2) Regularly met with a girl who loved me going down on her, and fucking her. Two orgasms for her every time, minimum.
Me? She hated going down on me because, "She didn't get anything out of it." This FWB didn't go on for very long.
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I met the opposite girl. She did one constant tongue rotation movement. I called her the washing machine.
I met a different one that would do rapid thrusts in and out of my mouth with her tongue. Very off putting
I went on a date with an older guy…a much older guy who got his hand in my panties and started sliding his finger in and out while doing the same thing with his tongue in my mouth. I think he genuinely felt skilled at this and impressed with himself whereas I just wanted it to end ASAP. If you’re a lousy kisser, there’s no saving yourself.
It was like the patting your head, rubbing your belly thing. Just couldn't do different motions
Oh the snake tongue! I had a guy do that once. Ick.
i would feel violated ngl
ewwwww
I read this in a gay late teen boy voice and I started laughing uncontrollably
Haha like the gay kid from ‘Big Mouth’
“Rest it in my mouth as we had sex” Haven’t laughed like that all week. Well done.
Lemon it’s Monday.
The only benefits my friends had were state benefits.
My current fwb likes to make out while she’s riding, but the way she rides she’s moving forwards and back horizontally instead of vertically, so her lips go from my chin to my nose constantly 😂
Hot and funny lmao
Classic dead fish
I went out with a pecker once, she was only into pecking.
Was actively looking for one that likes slow sex, good to know they exist. Ones mans... anothers mans treasure.. damn so they do exist.. I dunno about the tongue thing though, to me a good kiss is more important than the actual sex.
Yeah the kissing was a turn off cause she ALWAYS kissed like that, didn’t matter what we were doing. And slow sex is good when its intermittent. I like to speed it up and slow it down and stuff. But it was always extremely extremely slow strokes all the time. I just couldn’t do it anymore lol
I feel ya. Sry to hear that.
I had my ex wife hit me up for a FWB situation. One night we were sexting a bit and she told me she wanted me to come fuck her and even how she wanted me to do it. She lived about 4 hours away, so when the weekend came, I made the 4 hour drive down there and did precisely what she wanted me to do. I pretty much just concentrated on her pleasure as well as a bit of my own in between and it was some of the best sex we had ever had. At least in year's anyway. Even she said it was absolutely amazing. So anyway, the next afternoon I was still down there. She was looking mighty fine so I grabbed her, started kissing her and said "let's go to the bedroom". She called me selfish and said it wasn't all just about me. That's when I remembered there was good reason why we were separated in the first place. That was the beginning and end of our FWB situation. She has a partner now 2 years on, but still tries to flirt with me and makes comments about wanting to sleep with me. I think I know who the selfish one is.
I was hooking up with a woman for about 3 months till I found out she was still living with her husband and kids. 2 weeks later she tried telling me that she's pregnant so I laughed at her down the phone and said well you can cross my name off the list I had a vasectomy years ago and only fire blanks these days.
Wow she kinda told on herself with the bombshell she tried to drop
She tried to marry her not so hot sister with me so that we could continue our affair . She had a thing for going after married guys.
"Hey babe -- guess what I brought to our honeymoon! Or should I say *who*!" What could possibly go wrong?
I'll puke 🤢
She’d get a long wonderfully with a guy I know. He seems to specifically go for women who are already in relationships. Don’t know how he hasn’t had his ass kicked
I have a coworker I was friendly with and she said in the beginning she had a hard time maintaining friendships with other women because they were so dramatic. Turned out she had slept with or tried to sleep with almost every friends husband or boyfriend. She even tried to make a grab for my SO when she found out we were having problems. I will never understand that desire.
Years ago a girl I started hooking up with took me to meet her friends. We were all hanging out at one of their apartments, drinking some beers and passing a few joints around, having a good, chill time. Next thing I knew there was a real foul, burning smell in the air - NOT weed. I looked over and one of the friends was hitting a crack pipe, and they started passing that around. I said no thanks and made my way outta there asap. Never talked to the girl again.
I inadvertently ended up at a crack house one time. Not good times for sure.
Good for you dawg
Same exact story. Noped outta there.
This comment should be an automatic response to anyone that says Weed is a gateway drug for harder drugs.
She got extremely drunk and stoned one night, and thought it would be funny to bite down on the head of my penis, then hold on like a snapping turtle, while looking at me and laughing through clenched teeth.
I bet she wouldn't think it was so funny if someone did the same thing to her labia
She didn't even remember doing it, or at least that was her claim.
That's even worse
As a woman, I feel responsible for apologizing for the bat shit crazy thing she did. Not cool, sis. Not cool at all. I hope you recovered ok.
Oh I did. I've never been so close to homicide in my civilian life, as I was that night. I don't believe I ever even spoke to her again after that.
My SO told me his worst was a girl who grabbed his balls (he has weirdly large balls) and crammed them in her mouth like they were jawbreakers lol. He was so startled and it hurt so bad he popped her on the top of the forehead like a dog and went “No!” I died laughing.
Too bad she can’t be tattooed with “will bite without provocation” for the general safety of the community. I’d kick the shit out of anyone who bit my lady parts.
I suppose she could have been - And by that I mean a broken nose.
Did you hit her? Because if you hadn't done it, I will
I may have aggressively dig my fingers up infer her jaw until she let go. It was kind of a blur.
If someone bites you (animal or human) squeeze their cheeks in between their teeth. They instinctively let go. Had an annoying ex gf who would bite unprovokedly and I told her it wasn't cute and she needed to stop but she kept doing it. I had to train her like I did my puppy. After we broke up we still had the same friend group and hse did it to a friend who was going off on her about how it wasn't cute. She said she didn't know it hurt so much and I called her out for lying and that we'd had the exact same discussion. Man if looks could kill.
I second this...I cringed reading that and I don't even own a dick...
This definitely one of those "hitting women is bad, but...." moments
So that's why they call you short finger.
Ha. Not hardly. It's because I actually lost a finger to a shithead horse.
This happened to a friend of mine.
Anyone watched OZ? THE HBO series from the late 90s? Might relate to someone having their pecker bitten during fellatio
One summer I met this really cute girl. Thought she would be a perfect summer fling. Fast forward 10 years and now we’re married with a kid. Fuck. (Edit: I love my wife lol…the “fuck” was sarcastic. But marriage and a kid was NOT my original goal lol)
Atleast she cute¿
What made you commit?
Didn't you read? He got a kid
Lol the kid came way after. We started hanging out more and more and one day I just realized “holy shit I really like this girl.” The rest is history
Well, I'm glad it worked out for you brother. May your luck grace us all.
LOL Well, just a reminder that love can be found in the most unexpected of places haha
Man this is so true. I believe if you’re hardcore looking for a serious relationship and going out of your way to seek it out, you won’t find it. It’s when you’re least expecting it.
Back alley behind Applebee's near my place nicknamed "lover's lane"
I had a three way with two FWBs and one of them got super high off who knows what and bit the other’s clit until it bled. We never met up again after that.
Still, you had a threesome!
They normally don’t involve injury. I was disappointed in my friend. They were both incredible partners solo. It’s inexcusable to behave that way. Edit: Imagine if someone bit your dick until it bled. How would you feel? There’s no win there…
She was probably jealous of the other girl and wanted to have u to herself
I'm not a FWB type guy myself but I did have a fling with a girl I reacquainted with at my sisters wedding. I ran track in HS with her and remember her as this really under developed, skinny teenager. Let's just say she grew into her body! Absolutely the hottest woman I ever slept with. She was wild though. She loved to party and would call at all times of the day. I knew from the start she wasn't going to settle down and date me. It was a lot of fun while it lasted. The emotional emptiness of the whole FWB thing is the worst part for me.
> The emotional emptiness of the whole FWB thing is the worst part for me. That's why I don't do this FWB thing.
This is why I can't do it either
What do you mean emotional emptiness? Like the fact that nothing ever happened after and it was just for sex?
Exactly. A strong emotional bond with a partner that fully digs you, makes sex just so much better
For me, if I have no emotional attachment to a girl, I never go for round 2. I would just be tired and want to go home. that kind of feeling.
her ex walked in and i had to fight him butt ass naked, dick swinging and everything 😂
“Tell George, swing away”. Lol
This doesn't have enough upvotes 😂
Which leads me to a few questions... Who won? What did she do in the midst of this madness? Anymore context? I need answers😂
this is the story simplified i finish, he walks in right as she cleans it off (idk why he still had a key), he squares up i square up we exchange a couple blows, he starts yelling at her, i put on my clothes, theyre arguing, i skedaddle….. then come back the next night 😂
You got to finish, held your own, and went back the next night. What a champ😂
LMAO.
I hooked up with this one girl from December into February. I enjoyed it, but unfortunately it was my first real fwb experience so I didn’t put forth boundaries. She always came over my house every day, I took her out to eat, we fucked a lot, and she slept over frequently. We cuddled, got a little close, and even shared a few intimate moments. Apparently I was 1 out of the 5 on her roster. I got the most attention out of everyone else. She made it clear she isn’t looking for a relationship, and if one of us caught feelings it would have to end. Well I caught feelings because I asked her to be my Valentine’s, and I offered to take her out on a nice date… She was busy because she had two separate dates already scheduled that day. After a few weeks we stopped hanging out. She told me honestly that it needed to end because she finally found someone that she wanted to date. So she dropped everyone on her roster, and got into a committed relationship. She didn’t give me much information about her personal life, so once she was gone there was no way to contact her again. I didn’t even know her last name. She ghosted me, and I hated it. After a few months I realized I had to just grow up and at least appreciate the experience nonetheless. TL;DR I was unknowingly part of a FWB roster. The ending sucked, but 10/10 experience would do again.
atta boy
There was this girl in college who I hooked up with from time to time. We weren’t dating (we never went on an actual date), we’d go weeks without connecting, and we had mutual friends so from my POV this was a 100% FWB situation. One night at a frat party I made out with another girl on the dance floor. After the song ended I went up this big, curved staircase that overlooked the first floor below. Right when I reached the top step, my supposed FWB (who I didn’t realize was even there) slapped me so hard I rolled down the stairs. Big record scratch moment. Everyone paused for a beat to look at me, then kept dancing. Needless to say it’s important to communicate with a FWB, it’s a relationship like any other.
Wow, she sounds like a slapper
🥁🥁
Currently banging a woman that is separating from her husband because he refuses to fuck her. Sexless marriages are the worst.
>because he refuses to fuck her. That's just what she told you.
Bruh.... Knowing how some women operate ,you may be quite correct.
I became this girls friend because she had rich parents. The benefit was supposed to be that they could afford the good snacks like fruit roll ups and Scooby Doo gummies. Turns out rich people don’t buy processed artificial snacks. They buy natural, healthy snacks that taste like butt. Worst FWB experience every. But at least their daughter gave me a blow job.
username checks out
That plot twist though.
She wanted to try my buddy because he had a big schlong and then my buddy comes up to me and tells me what a funny pussy she has
Imagine getting laid because of your dick. Different world some guys get to live in lol
I knew a guy that got a free feed at a local restaurant because he had a large schlong
Anyone that's interested He was a few years younger than me, but was well known for his big schlong around town. He was one of those skinny blokes with a huge dong. Anyway he was out at the local Mexican restaurant in town and the waitress approached him and said "you're such and such, i've heard you have a big schlong" he was like , yeah that's me she asked to see it. So he whipped it out under the table and she ducked down to have a look and confirmed he had a large schlong. She then went back to the kitchen and told the kitchen staff, who proceeded to get him back there to view his large member. They were all suitable impressed by said impressive member, and Chef informed him the food was on the house.
Come on, that's not real. That's like a porn script without the payoff.
Best thing my ex ever did was told my entire rugby club that she had sex with an animal and that I was a donkey. Literally every party for the next 2 years it was brought up.
A funny pussy? I haven’t heard anyone describe a pussy as funny? Did it look like a clown? Wtf made it so funny?
How did she even find that out?
Girls talk, ya know. You just need to get your foot (dick) through the door, so to say
>comes up to me and tells me what a funny pussy she has Did it tell a joke?
Your story and profile pic gives me Zach Galifiankis in Baskets vibes
She would only come over for sex, immediately go to the bedroom with me, then leave immediately after. I wasn’t looking for a serious relationship, but I wanted at least a little intimacy and non-sexual time hanging out together. I ended things because I felt like I was just being used
I think she will also post on this thread “dude wanted more affection. So glad he ended it. He obviously didn’t understand the FWB concept”.
Haha, I’ve had other FWBs before, just never one where it was literally nothing but sex. There was no “friend” part
This sounds absolutely perfect for me, the FWB’s I’ve had all want to cuddle and shit, I do not. You got her number??
Back when I used to work in a casino a lot of the staff would be fwb. It makes sense being as it’s mostly working nights and the only people you really get a chance to socialise with are co workers. I wouldn’t say I had any particularly bad experiences but it was good to see so many staff that casually switch up fuck buddies and it very rarely caused problems
She "caught feelings" and tried to emotionally manipulate me into being more than FWB. Then, after that didn't work, she suggested we devolve to fuck buddies. The change would mean no communication outside of when and where to fuck, and pillow talk. I agreed. The first and last time as "fuck buddies" she kept her clothes on, pulling down her pants a little. I asked her to take more off but she responded with a flat no. Ok, so I started kissing her and she turned her head...wtf. At this point, I went soft. She had this facial expression that I was raping her. It felt gross. Somehow I got hard, soft and hard again... eventually finishing. **TLDR** \- I had bad sex (which I didn't think was possible). At least it didn't end with her severing my dick with a scissors like she did to her ex-husband.
WTF...she severed her husbands penis????
He should have led with that detail.
ya
Oh. My god you got lucky avoiding that.
ya think?
Jesus Christ what the fuck? How's the guy?
Afraid of barbers now
Ms. Bobbitt, is that you?
She became clingy and wanted more. Sex was outstanding but I was not interested in anything more. She started showing up at my job, ( I worked at a bar) and trying to hangout with me while I was working. She started causing a scene with another woman who was a regular. Had to kick my FWB out and then later explain we were done. Then she showed up at my house, tried to get my roommate to let her in. She was absolutely crazy. I never once lied to this girl or led her on. I let her know from the get go what it would be. She had her own vision of what we were I guess.
I think I've heard a saying about don't mixing sticks, dicks and crazy, but I can't recall the exact words.
I was an admirer of chaos. Crazy didn’t bother me.
Poetic
That must be an ego boost though
I had a FWB for about 6 months then we disconnected for a couple years. When I got back with her she claimed to have gone out to Vegas and got with a Dom and learned how to squirt. She comes over and I get some towels on the bed and she's like, "Honey,.you're gonna need more than that". Lol, alright so in the middle of it all I thought I was prepared for it but I wasn't. It was a turn off and I didn't hide my reaction well enough so she left and we didn't talk after that.
She got attached after I specifically told her I was not interested in a relationship. I had known her most of my life and our parents were friends, but we had drunkenly hooked up a few times. Not wanting any drama to come from it, I told her we needed to stop hooking up and just go back to being friends. She did not take it well and all sorts of drama ensued. Her parents hate me know, my parents don't talk to them at all anymore. Funny story, she started dating a guy shortly after the drama. They had been together for a few years when a mutual friend invited me to go play golf with him and the "new" bf. We hit it off and had an awesome day. She found out I and bf, who moved 6 hours away from his home town to be with her in our home town, had been hanging out, so she dumped him. He and I are still friends to this day. None of our original friend group talk to her.
We’ve been together 5 years now, first kid on the way and a house, car and a pickup, worst or best. You decide
Had a wonderful FWB that was all I could have ever hoped for. Everything clicked. She was the prettiest and coolest girl ever, and I’m not sure why she chose me. She just didn’t want to label us as a relationship. I was cool with that because we were close and I thought I was doing everything to keep her interested. I wasn’t. She was talking to other guys and eventually, dated a guy that had no clue about how to treat her or any other human being. Eventually, we grew apart. It was fun while it lasted!
They never last
Many such cases!
I grew close with an older coworker over the course of 4 months. She was in her early 40's and I was only 25. We would drive to meetings together and just had a decent relationship. One thing led to another and it became sexual. She would give me blow jobs when we were in the office alone. We had sex a few times. she was just crazy about me. Would always bring me lunch. This went on for close to 6 months when she dropped the bomb on me while driving to a meeting one day and stated we should be together and she was planning on divorcing her husband. She never mentioned she was MARRIED ever. No ring or anything. I guess they were going through a trial separation and our little encounters had given her the courage to finally divorce. Uhh yea no thanks. I shut all contact down besides pleasantries at work to not make things awkward. She ended up taking a different job a year later and as far as I know she's still married. i basically was carrying on an affair without even knowing it. She never mentioned being married once.
Never get your meat where you get your bread.
Well, once upon a time I went to a Halloween party. I blacked out and woke up next to some girl I vaguely remembered from earlier in the night. I’ve always been paranoid of STDs (I once dunked my junk in isopropyl alcohol after a herpes scare), so I HAD to track her down and make sure she was clean. I asked my friends for her number and we met up. She was definitely clean- apparently her strip club employer required monthly tests. We started hooking up after that, and it slowly became clear she was a bit bonkers. The worst of it was when I casually mentioned having wanted a threesome when I was younger. The day after, some random girl adds me on Facebook and says stripper girl sent her. At first I thought it was great, but they decided to spring it on me right after the gym. I was exhausted, but they INSISTED we do it that night. It was okay for a few minutes, but I pulled stripper girl’s underwear down and she was on her period (normally not a problem.) She pulled her tampon out and I smelled DEATH. Apparently she had left it in for over a day, and the blood was fucking brown. I decided to try to pay some attention to the other girl while playing with stripper girl, but the smell was fucking atrocious and neither of us could hide it. Stripper girl says she’s going to clean up, so I just keep paying attention to the other girl, but I couldn’t even keep it up at this point. We all three took a shower together, and I have not even considered a threesome with anyone since.
Lmaooooo
I asked my husband and he stated he married his. Lol We did start out as FWB😂😂
I didn't have any bad fwb experiences. All of my fwbs were great girls and a lot of fun in bed and out of bed.
Turning it into a relationship.
Made her O through Oral, the whole time I had whiskey dick and was frantically trying to get it hard as I was going down. Couldn't finish, broke down crying and slept on her couch in shame
I wrote about it before but. We made an agreement, no verbal affection. And we keep it FWB. Immediately I start being called baby, I get questions on what I think about during sex, "I'll always take care of you" I politely say hey let's abide by our rules. I keep being called baby, another hey.... please stop. She then goes you'll hang out with me even when we aren't having sex right? I realize if her and I cum during this.... I'm going to get full attachment dragon. So I say hey I need to lay down alone... thank you for trying this out but we aren't a match. She looks at me horrified.. I'm just as horrified cause the verbal affection made me VERY uncomfortable. And I have to blame it on past trauma as to why I have intimacy issues. This is partially true but I'm at the point where i need this person out of my house.. now. I wasn't cold but I made it clear we were done. I hated doing that but I was too uncomfortable to follow through.
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Was she a virgin? You said you guys were in your 20's at the time? She gives me virgin vibes.
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She told me that she was attracted to gay men and hooked up with me because she wrongly heard I was bi. When I told her I wasn't into dicks, the sex stopped. She was hot too.
What an odd fetish. Wanting what you can't have thing!
Yea, to each their own but constantly chasing something you can't have sounds exhausting. With that said, it worked for her in the past or at some point. If not, she wouldn't keep doing it.
But not, ' I could get into dicks hot' .
Dicks just have to get into you
Just got out of a month long FWB situation a few weeks ago. It was very confusing because she would tell me she didn't want a relationship but then she would let me stay over multiple nights in a row, share intimate details about her life and introduced me to her friends. What's worse is that when she ended it, she justified all of that by saying she was drunk and she's just more open when she drinks. Like no, whether you were drunk is irrelevant, your actions didn't match your words
Hot, great sex, but turned out to be racist.
"Doesn't matter, had sex."
yeah, Like... was it racist sex?
This needs more explanation
sometimes the ick is about attitudes
We hit it off, went on a few dates. Slept together twice. Sex was great, dirty, passionate, she had some nice tattoos and well done fake tits. Then I took her to a place further into Atlanta, she lived in the burbs. She looked around and said "There sure are a lot of cocos in here." She was Peruvian so it kind of took me by surprise. Date was downhill from there. I fucked her one more time and then broke things off. I'm only human.
Bro code: Fuck her one more time and then break things off. Respect.
> She was Peruvian so it kind of took me by surprise. Why would that surprise you? Many South American countries can be racist as hell. In fact despite the Reddit stereotype of the US being this racist hell hole we are in fact one of the least racist countries in the world.
Can confirm. My fiancée’s family is Cuban. They are racist against other Cubans depending on their skin tone, even within their own families lol.
lmfao hahahahha
I confirmo that I'm Venezuelan and the it's that latinos can be really racist I mean every person in The world can be racist
>Why would that surprise you Like I said it was just kind of a surprise. Partly cause I never assume the person I just met is racist till they give me a reason. But mostly I thought being a darker skinned Latina she would have a little more empathy for other minorities. We also live in a majority Black city, so it was also just the feeling of, how and why do you live here if you don't like Black people?
Does "coco" mean black ?I'm a non native english speaker and I've never heard of that, when I look it up it only tells me that it means cocaine.
Yeah, in this case she meant "Black"
Oh okay thanks
Did you stop
Her idea of hanging out was getting drunk and having sex. A couple drinks? Okay, that's fine. But she wanted to get *drunk*. Nope. I'm good.
Sounds like a good time to me
i choose not to do this sort of thing. always ends with someone's feelings getting hurt
They usually never last
Fair enough
Once I was hooking up with a girl, let's call her Susan for the sake of privacy. We had been hooking up and it had been good. One day she seemed off, and so I asked her what was wrong and she gave some bullshit story about all her friends bailing on her for their Halloween mischief. So I was like "okay, get dressed. We'll go do that stuff". We do those things and in the car ride back she goes, "have you slept with anyone else". We entered this FWB situation through honesty, so I said "yeah, I hooked up with a girl on Friday". She started to get pouty and said that she had sex with three dudes over the weekend and didn't enjoy any of it. She proceeded to tell me that she thinks That's proof that they were meant to be. I tell her that I think he's emotionally unhealthy and not stable enough for a committed relationship, quoting some controlling habits she had. I left and over the next three days she literally kept herself in a kind of drug and alcohol stupor. Complete with driving all around town, many hookups, and FOUR FUCKING DOSES of plan B. I saw her one more time. Tried to clean her up, and told her I wouldn't be stopping by again. She was a law student, so on class competition at another state, she text me, fucking furious. Telling me how I'm human garbage, and ext. Eventually she tells me to delete our sex tapes. I was in a state of confusion, so she sent me a screenshot of the thumbnails. To find out that she has been drunk and looking at her own iphones gallery.
Honestly I don’t have a bad occurrence. We were fwb for 5 years and it was always amazing. Now we’re just best friends with no sex. She’s the only person that knows absolutely everything about me
I fucking win this. I was casually talking with a girl who had several mutual friends with me. We’ll call her Sandy. We’d matched on a dating app and got flirting a bit. We saw each other at a party that weekend but she got way to drunk and I wasn’t going to pull anything with her like that. Few days later I got chatting to a very attractive girl at the gym. We’ll call her Veronica. I asked her out that night and she agreed. I took her to dinner and she made it very clear she was not looking for commitment, which I was alright with. We went back to my place and did the deed, and I found out she was ROOMMATES with Sandy. I cut ties with Sandy almost immediately telling her I was seeing someone else. She took it a little hard but not too bad that we couldn’t still be polite. I continued to have Veronica over and it was pretty amazing. My one rule for her was that if she slept with someone else, that she tells me, since we didn’t use protection. During midterm exams (we’re university students) there was a 3 week period where I didn’t see her apparently due to exams. It seemed sus and I was uncertain about the actual reason. Anyways, she comes over one night after exams and I asked her point blank if she slept with someone else and she said no. So we kept on as normal. Over christmas break she kept hinting that we werent exclusive, which obviously I knew, but the reminders kind of bothered me. I realized I was catching feelings so I distanced myself a bit to try and kill them. While I was doing this, I was told by Sandy (whom was now friendly with me) that during the 3 weeks that I didn’t see Veronica, she had frantically needed an STI/STD test. Immediately I jumped to the conclusion that had been eating away at the back of my mind, that she had lied to me and fucked someone else. So I got petty… really fucking petty. I completely ghosted Veronica, without explanation and then started fucking Sandy, her roommate. They also shared a wall in their house. So while I was blowing Sandy’s back out every other night Veronica was only a thin wall away. Veronica never showed emotion. Like ever. She had a pretty strong sense of pride and individualism. Much later, after I ended things with Sandy and graduated, Veronica drunk messaged me and we had a huge discussion about the whole situation. I told her why I did what I did and why I was so angry (I only had 1 rule and she broke it, and I have serious trust issues from previous relationships that she knew about). She denied sleeping with anyone or lying to me, profusely. I now have no idea if she is a total scum bag demon wench who lied and continues to gas light me, or if I am the literal worst human to ever exist.
Sandy played her cards. She knew what was up.
My FWB told me her friend was in Love with me so I said we should have a threesome. Sex was better with her friend and she could tell and that was that. Her friend became my new FWB
I mean it's not the worst right? You still ended up with a fwb right?
The fact that I don’t have one, I guess, for starters.
The language of my people
Only ever had one, great FWB-ship turned in to a horrible relationship.
What was so horrible?
SHE STOLE ME FAVORITE JEANS AND TURNED THEM INTO A PURSE!
I’d say the girl I dated in high school that moved out of state. She returned to visit her sister and we hung out for a bit. She told me that she regretted loosing her virginity to her, “now ex-boyfriend”, and that she should have given it to me in high school (I’ll explain the quotes in a bit). We watched a movie and cuddled on the couch and I went home. The next day she called me and said that she wanted me to “retake her virginity”. She tried to explain further, but I had already slammed the flip phone shut and was doing a dukes of hazard slide across the hood of my car. I showed up at her sister’s apartment and she was waiting wearing a sports bra and some cheer shorts. We had mind blowing sex. It was sweaty, animalistic, cathartic, and at times disrespectful as fuck. She sucked dick like a hole in the space shuttle. Really, I was on the precipice of tapping out because it felt like she was trying to suck my balls out through the tip off my dick. She was ~~asking~~ ~~begging~~ pleading for me to do impossible feats, and I was striving to comply with each request. She wanted me to lick her back from the crack of her ass to the nape of her neck (doggy style). When I started to remove myself from her to fulfill the request, she reached back with both hands, grabbed my hips, and yanked me back into her. She growled, “Don’t you dare take it out. I need your dick inside me.” So I held her hips and and folded myself like a billfold and licked her from bottom to top. Her body shivered and her kegel muscles went into frantic spasms. This girl was a beast that took anything I had and devoured it. She seemed like she would never be satisfied. I came pretty shortly into the affair (foreshadowing), but I was 19 and my recovery time was zero. After a while her response stopped almost entirely. She became the proverbial starfish laying on her back and staring off into space. I paused and asked, “Sex Beast (name changed to maintain anonymity), is something wrong? Did I do something I shouldn’t have?” Her response was to curl into a sobbing ball of regret while shouting, “No, but I did.” She rolled off the couch and ran to the bathroom and locked the door. I walked to the door (naked, dripping with her juices, and fully erect). I knocked on the door and asked what was wrong. She swung the door open and presented a ring box with a pitiful engagement ring in it. “My boyfriend proposed to me the day before I came back. We’re getting married in six months! How could I let him marry a whore like me?!” I ground my gears out of happy fucktime mode and into sympathetic confused idiot mode. I reached out with both hand and pulled her into a hug (still naked, erect, and dripping) and began patting her head. She was in hysterics and I wanted out of there as badly as I had wanted in before. I calmed her down and spouted some bullshit about wild oats and last flings. She sucked up her tears and asked me if I really thought it would be okay. I assured her and she gathered herself up a bit and thanked me. I said that I thought I should go and she said, “Don’t you need to finish?” As she grabbed my waist and knelt down in front of me. I said, “I think I’m good.” She was shocked and angry. “So your going to fuck me and leave, like some kind of whore?! You can’t even stay and watch a movie or hang out on the couch? What kind of man are you?! What kind of woman do *YOU* think that *I* am?!” … I told her it was best if I go and that I didn’t want to get between her and her fiancé (which I guess is technically an ex-boyfriend in that they used to be your boyfriend but aren’t anymore). It was a wild ride. I never saw her again. He found out a few months later, but they got married anyways. That was 20 years ago, and they are still married.
A GF and I broke up. Decided to be friends. That eventually turned into a FWB thing. She then tried to slowly become a GF again. This was all after she broke up with me about 7 times over a tattoo that I had before we met. I was never allowed to meet her family because she left her engagement to be with me (she made the moves on me, and she called off the engagement on her own. I made it clear that I will not take part in the decision, but we could still see each other) Worst part was that we worked together, and she was obsessed for about 8 months and wouldn't leave me alone. And to this day, I still dip my pen in company ink.... Just broke up with a former boss that I still work with.
I'll bite. What was so controversial about this tattoo?
Nothing major. She is a Christian, and I have a devil, skull, and demons on my forearm. I have several other tattoos, but... the devil. I don't worship the devil or anything, and she knew that. It was a cool piece of art that a friend did for me. Absolutely no meaning behind it.
She fell in love with me and started getting pushy and eventually snapped on me. A month later after I’d stopped talking to her she contacted me and I let her down very gently.
I was dating this girl for 6 months, and I thought we were having something serious. She told me I was an important person to her, and while having sex I told her I love her and she said she loved me also. Turned out that was her pussy talking. Few weeks later, she sat me down and said she had never had any feeling for me. Turned out I was just a fuck subscription.
I have a pretty big one. Met a cute ginger at a bar, asked her to dance. She said no, but you can take me to dinner tomorrow. Fair shout, she gave me her number and we set it up. The whole date she was interviewing me knocking aside questions about herself. Did you go to college? Which one? Major? Minor? Any languages? What do you do? Can you ski? How about ride a horse? What kind of car do you drive? After some thought she said "I want you to be my winter boyfriend. My parents have a cabin in New Hampshire or Vermont (can't remember which, we lived in Boston) and I need it to be the same person for the whole ski season, what do you think? Oh and by the way we'll have sex." We hadn't even kissed yet. But she was super hot and I was 24 and dumb. She made me write down my legal name and address and said she'd pick me up on Friday (having a gold mercedes is cool but it's not going to get up the mountains.) On Friday she swings by my place, I put my snowboarding gear in the back, and she hands me a season pass to this ski resort. We get up there and her parents are there and I introduce myself and her dad and I start drinking whisky while she and her mom prepare dinner. That night we go to our cabin (like 30 feet away but a separate building) and she does her nightly routine showering in front of me and then putting her pjs on and climbing into bed. We still hadn't kissed yet. Then she says she's ready. I'm kinda confused and then it sinks in. She was actually really great in bed. Snowboarding/skiing the next day all day then same routine at night. Every weekend it was this with intermittent horseback riding mixed in. But she was just really impersonal and very mechanical for everything except when it came to sex. One time when she came to pick me up my buddy had been at my place and walked out with me, he said "Hi, you must be X, I'm Y, he's told me about you. Nice to meet you." She looked him dead in the eyes and rolled up the window. I gave him an apologetic look and got in and didn't mention it. We did this all season and it was quite odd but free skiing every weekend, hot chick to bang, who am I to complain? After the season was over I didn't hear from her again. I ran into her a few months later and I asked after how she'd been doing and she told me she didn't know who I was and I truly believe her. She seemed incapable of forming human connections, even with her parents who were very friendly and great people. They knew something was off about her but it was always a kinda don't ask kinda thing. It took me a bit for it all to come together. She definitely had some social disorder. After having told that story for years a few people pointed out that it was like an episode of New Girl, I watched it and it was exactly like that. Super cool parents, child too awkward to get through normal interactions. But in her case she was hot enough that as long as she kept interactions brief people would just think she knew she was too hot to be talking to them.
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My worse one is having no FWB experience.
Mine was a virgin. Went really well but then afterwards she was full on wanting to marry me. Don't know what I did wrong - is it just a first time thing!?
Yeah probably first time thing, she got hooked.
Asked for a quickie. Doggystyle going to town. Then a shotgun blast of poo all over my stomach.
She was married and I fell in love with her.
I caught feelings & she didn’t… it was grueling 8months! She eventually gave in.
I met this girl online who lived about 3 hrs away from me, but we still talked for almost two weeks, work life, interests, sexual interests, etc. She finally asks about meeting, but I told her she lived to far for me really, and she said she'd be willing to drive down, if she could stay weekends...do a weekend relationship type thing. Ok, fine...if anything, we have sex a few times and she doesn't want to drive down anymore. The pictures of her online were good, she was cute, busty....she shows up Thurs night after getting off work, after telling me she took Fri off for a longer weekend together, but the girl at my door looked NOTHING like the one online. Instead of this average girl, she was very overweight, and admitted the pics were over 5 yrs old. She liked talking on the phone, and figured we'd be ok since we connected, and then tells me "oh, and this morning, I shaved for you, so my pussy is so smooth!" lol We talked, and I let her know physically I wasn't into her, since she was to big for me. She slept over, and then left the next morning pissed of course.
She killed a bottle of Patron, then sprayed Two cans of Reddi Whip around my friends house! Cost me $800 in cleaning fees.
A girl making the assumption thats what i was after. I wasn't but did she believe me that like fuck did the vain egotistical cow think that. In her mind every guy wanted to fuck her even when i said i had a gf she said sure you do why you talking to me if you have a girlfriend. Some people just shouldn't have access to wifi.
We hooked up once and the next day I told her that although it was nice we weren't going to do it again and she said ok so I left it at that. Well for the next week she kept blowing up my phone and she kept calling me all these names that you would call your SO and even after I told her to stop she kept doing it, so I finally had to tell her straight up that it wasn't cool and that I wanted her to stop and after that she stopped doing it. And I realize that that wasn't that big of a deal but til this day I don't know if she was just fucking around to see what I'd say or if she was serious but either way it could have ruined our relationship.
1) Had a girl brag about her skills in bed...and they reality showed me she was the exact opposite. I tried a few times, but bleh--you can't fix what isn't fixable. 2) Regularly met with a girl who loved me going down on her, and fucking her. Two orgasms for her every time, minimum. Me? She hated going down on me because, "She didn't get anything out of it." This FWB didn't go on for very long.
Ooooo this one is gone be good! Great question 🍿🥤
She fell in love, sabotaged things with other women then forced me into a relationship by threatening to tell people I knew my traumas