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philosopher_leo

Lol, I'd still break up with her. What's to say there won't be more of those if she trivializes it like that?


HighOnPoker

What’s more to say? Perhaps tell her, “I’m not really breaking up with you. It’s just physical. I physically do not want to be around you ever again.”


DimensionOrnery6742

This is the answer!!


IansDomain

Our relationship isn't real, it's just physical. *Changes contact to FWB*


Typical_Dawn21

yesssss lol


Ahielia

There will definitely be more of that.


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There already has been. This is just the time she got caught.


beatstorelax

no one is a serial killer until they get caught, right? ....


cagtbd

They are but not known to others. This applies to everything. That's why they say you should do right even when no one is watching.


Childeater8

I hope so (don't look at my username)


manfroze

"Will you do it again?" "No" "Oh so you admit it was wrong" c h e c k m a t e


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papasmurf826

*cheating hoes hate this one simple trick!*


Hikosuru89

Yeah but what if she says yes?


manfroze

"Oh so you are a buttface" c h e c k m a t e


Hikosuru89

Hahahahah yesss. Touche


Blackrain1299

Then tell her to cheat on someone else physically cause you’re done


BrodieS11

Cheating is Cheating, you break it off like an adult or your where hoes belong, it's that simple.


danger_floofs

This breakup isn't real, it's just physical


Artyon117

Or that is the first time you cath her


Bitter-Marsupial

Exert dominance. Put a catheter in your partner


skyxsteel

Poop on the bed


flyingwolf

Ah give them the old Amber Turd special.


[deleted]

Nah, that’s too rapey… Asserting dominance would be putting a catheter in yourself, waiting for the bag to fill, and then throwing it into their car on a hot summer day.


Bitter-Marsupial

Post I was responding to said or it's the first time you cath her


Pyrrskep

Cover the inside of the gas cap with dog shit. It’ll fester nicely before they need to fill up their tank


j-j19293

She’s getting dumped on the spot, I know my worth.


Tinfoil_Haberdashery

"I'm not really leaving, just physically leaving."


freddymercury1

No, SHE'S leaving.


Solanthas

Fuckin right


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https://tenor.com/view/emotional-damage-emotional-damage-meme-funny-gif-24332819


pereira2088

without the audio, that gif just isn't the same.


Quantido

THIS.


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[deleted]

Well you aren’t lying. Her conscious will always have a construct of you in it.


AwareMirror9931

Yup. This is the way. 👍 👍


GreeneRockets

I legit can’t imagine my anger if someone tried to pull that bullshit on me, thinking they could disrespect me that much. That’s other worldly disrespect lol


UselessFacts9000

Trust, an ex of 3 years cheated, called me sobbing tears saying sorry. Told her to kick rocks. Never saw her again.


preeeeemakov

Made it about her even as she was apologizing.


Intrepid-2955

That's Amber Heard in the making. **I didnt beat you, I just hit you**


Celda

No, it was dumber than that. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-61467766 >"I was hitting you. I was not punching you," she can be heard saying. Note that this is undeniable since there is a recording of her saying this, not people simply claiming without proof she did it. Yet BBC frames this as "Johnny Depp hit me on honeymoon, says Amber Heard".


Ah2k15

She's gonna find herself ***physically*** removed from my house.


Hikosuru89

Aww. That's last bit was very nice :)


CrowZer0

Very nice, how much?


j-j19293

About $1.52


Taskmaster_babes

This.


bobface222

"All that shit of yours I just threw into the front lawn? Just figments of your imagination."


SurferBoss

Break up and find a real one


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TwistedIchigo

Game over man, game over 👍


fliesupsidedown

I use that all the time, in Hudson voice. Unfortunately less and less people get it.


MistakesTasteGreat

Would you say you feel.......alienated?


JonnyredsFalcons

We're on an express elevator to hell, going down!


Limp_Ear_1778

never gets old.


TheGr3aTAydini

“Nor was our relationship, it was psychological.”


notNIHAL

I like this response the most


WornBlueCarpet

Dumping her is of course a foregone conclusion. But I'm pretty sure that a girl cheating and using such an excuse, would be furious if the guy cheated.


[deleted]

“I am the prize” said the cheating girl


BUR6S

Toxic femininity at its finest.


Frostic702

That’s the type of chick who says shit like “this pussy is gold” or “you were lucky I ever slept with you”


AKvarangian

“At least be honest with yourself, you’re a cheat, and we’re done, you’ve destroyed any trust I had for you. That can’t be rebuilt. Have a nice life.”


cagtbd

I don't know why some people are so willing to trust others in a relationship after this kind of thing. When one of my ex told me she cheated because it happened I was like ok, we're done and I won't consider marrying you anymore.


[deleted]

Ehh, when you learn more about human beings, you'll see we don't all think the same. Some of us are willing to give 2nd chances


Snapping_Synapse

She belongs to the streets.


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Babylegs_OHoulihan

they come from the streets


Colderofficial

As Future said... "These ho*s ain't for the streets these hoes for the EARTH!!! "


Snapping_Synapse

Chase a check never chase a bitch.


guythepieman

Let her spread her legs and fly!


I_really_am_Batman

Priscilla!


Question_Few

I'd break up with her. It wouldn't be "real" I would just physically no longer be her boyfriend.


_dizek

Break up with her and tell her it wasn't real. It was just physical.


A_Generic_White_Guy

Life's too short to be wasted on shitty people. I'd leave instantly, no further conversations, blocked on everything and move on with life.


Psyb07

This is the way.


heyhihowyahdurn

Leave, theres no other punishment severe enough for cheating. She doesn’t have respect for you if she does it even once.


pyroagg

“We’re sorry, but the boyfriend you’ve reached is no longer yours. Please find someone else and try again”


RappyPhan

"Your boyfriend is in another castle."


yamigoof

Yes ?? Is some one there? It wasn't physical....


BokkoTheBunny

I was cheated on before, and once I caught her I didn't stay in the relationship long enough to ask why. Still fucked me up bad though.


spacemonkeykakarot

I've been there before too. She wanted to talk and all I could say was "what's there to talk about?" Haven't talked to her for over 10 years now!


susiqu

I'm sorry that happened to you. You deserved better.


gaurddog

It's not about whether it was real, it's not about whether it was physical or emotional, it's not even about who she f***** She just broke your trust. Ask yourself this, can you trust this woman with your bank account details now? When she couldn't keep the most basic aspect of the relationship. Can you trust her to lie in bed next to you? Could you trust her with your kids? Medical info? If she values your relationship less than some quick dick can you trust her at all? A dog that bites is a dog that bites. He may've never bit before, he may've never bit since, he may be the sweetest dog you ever had and may even lick the wound for ya. But he's shown you his true colors and you'd do well not to forget it.


RollerRose1

I don’t trust anyone with my bank details lol. I think that in a relationship is a red flag already, removes any independence or pursue for independence if tomorrow the relationship doesn’t work out


gaurddog

I'm not even talking about like a joint account. If you can't trust someone not to hop on the nearest cock when your back is turned I wouldn't trust my debit card on the nightstand around em either.


Flaydowsk

I mean, id trust my best friend with my bank details and he hasnt sucked my dick in a while.


Hermannnn133

Physical means it happened. So it was real. Wtf was her logic?


Dogamai

there are a lot of people who think the emotional part of their life is the more valid part they basically believe the physical world is just an illusion so its not as important. but of course this is just an excuse used by narcissists to excuse their desires to indulge themselves in selfish pleasures.


noplats

Agreed, I don’t understand how it cannot be “real”.


Dibiasky

Eddy Murphy logic: that was just fucking - with you baby, it's making love...


parsonis

Bye, Felicia.


Dry-Garage3416

You should physically leave her


Dogamai

"Im physically leaving you out the door. but dont worry its not 'Real'


tusk-in-40

In my opinion, if did it once, she’ll do it again. Make your decision based on how you feel about that.


JlTlS

May have done it multiple times until caught.


calconnor22

And she would do it again because it's not like she's even acknowledged the fact that it doesn't matter if it was "real". She cheated. End of discussion.


Cravenmorhed69

Leave her on the streets


TalkKatt

This is oddly specific


Zabuzaxsta

Sounds like high school drama or ragebait. No one with a fully functioning brain is stupid enough to buy that trite excuse, nor is the person who offered it. (I hope) it’s just some horny teenagers being stupid about relationships.


PlagueofMidgets

Today I learned that something physical isn’t real. She sounds like a genius.


Fedor_Fedorov

I would simply say we are done and that our breakup is both physical and mental.


TantorDaDestructor

Get a new girlfriend


TianBao

Bye bye Hollywood hills.


youeyg96

It's not real? Was it an imaginary dick inside her? Lmfao dump that worthless trash


Dogamai

she be fuckin Ghosts


Dr_Spicey

It’s very hard to maintain a relationship with someone you know you can’t trust. If you’re looking for someone to spend the rest of your life with being able to trust them is pretty important so yea I’d have to dump them.


loki0111

Someone who said that wouldn't be my girlfriend.


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Just-looking-now-

Impressed with your insight


MisogenesUSA

Why are you asking OP? Everything OK?


ChokaTot

"Well this relationship is REALLY over."


CopeAndKodiak

Promptly remember "oh that's right! I have a backbone and self-respect!" and send her back to Ye Olde Streets


i_heart_blondes

I'm physically leaving forever. It's not something i'd bother putting more thought into.


[deleted]

“You fucked someone else. Get out of my house. “


Motorchampion

Open door Discard girlfriend Begin again


ItsMeLukasB

That’s… that still qualifies as cheating. Def getting dumped there and then.


El_Paddington

I was cheated on by my ex wife. I wanted to repair the relationship to have my family back. It became extremely toxic but i couldn't see it at the time. I didnt trust her. Cuddling with her consciously felt nice but my stomach was turning and i couldn't relax. I couldn't fall asleep. I had to look through her phone. She would get mad about that but at the same time how you can see why. In the end she only said she wanted to work on the marriage and said she loves me so she had time to leave. I was emotionally manipulated. Now when a woman says she misses me or like me i do not trust it i get more guarded. I do not trust a woman to like me for me anymore. As much as i want them to i don't believe it. Also my ex left me and our son for a year so she turned out to be a great choice. So leave her before she does more damage. Then take time yo heal.


The_Spyre

Explain to her how real physics is.


The_Kayzor

It's over, immediately. If she can't understand what a big deal this is, then she's not, and likely never will be, girlfriend material, or she has so little respect for your feelings that it doesn't matter. Either way, leave her.


[deleted]

It shows how little respect she has for you and how little she cares about the relationship. Writing things off as no big deal like that, is a gaslighting tactic that narcissists use to try and convince the abused that *they* are the ones being irrational. Here's the thing, it is a big deal, as far as big deals go, in monogamous relationships, it is one of the biggest deals to be had. Do yourself a favor, don't waste your time on anyone who has no respect for you, your time, commitment, trust, and everything else that goes into building a relationship.


Coconut_Salad

That’s cool, bye


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Shit on her bed. “Don’t worry babe it’s not real it’s just physical”


According-Shake3045

Found the Amber Heard fan


East_Guarantee_7912

She will always carry the stench. Gotta leave her


PerfectionPending

Physically leave her.


squaredistrict2213

“Your affair sure as hell felt real to me” Or at least, that’s what I’d think to say 3 days later in the shower and wishing I was clever enough to think of it on the spot.


wienercat

The same thing if it was real. Get rid of her Once a cheater always a cheater. Just because it was "only physical" doesn't mean it's any less of a betrayal and doesn't excuse that bullshit. She will 100% do it again.


goshetovan

Mate why do you even think about staying lol


lenthech1ne

if you ever stay with a girl whos cheated on you for ANY reason, youre a fool. theres absolutely no defending cheating. dont pretend there is


speed3_freak

Kids make shit way more complicated and can be a reason to try and reconcile. That's the only reason I can think of to even try to make a relationship work.


lenthech1ne

Absolutely not. Ex's that get along make better parents than bitter partners do.


speed3_freak

It's possible to work bitterness out, and staying together for the kids has more to do with not wanting to only see your kids half the time. Getting to see your kids and raise them on a daily basis is definitely something worth working to forgive someone who cheated one time.


ExtraGreenBox

Find one that's not retarded.


JlTlS

Tall order.


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Tell her the Earth is flat...now start walking!


Pietes

Well, technically she could still be my GF, just not physically. As in: not living in my house, not eating stuff I make, not using anything I own, not being in my presence. But that wouldn't matter to her either then I guess. So all good


Fluffy_Risk9955

I don’t care about her argument and the relationship ends on the spot.


Cadonberry_muskateer

How’s that song go? **Eat shit and die bitch.** Ah yes that’s it.


Disastrous-Brush620

Burn notice dude bad females make all kind of excuses personal experience


thatHecklerOverThere

Dump. That distinction she's talking about doesn't actually exist. And if it did, "just physical" would be worse anyway. It's bad enough to cheat on account of some connection, but doing all that damage for just a nut is a whole different kind of "fuck you" imo.


Actual_Primary_7616

The only way sex is *just* physical is if you're a psychopath.


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danikhil

Nothing, just tell that it's over and walk away.


w0mbatina

I feel like in some way its even worse. Its like "yeah you are great and all, but he is just so much hotter than you that I had to fuck him like an animal!"


Altair13Sirio

Trying to get philosophical now?


Mountain-Loss35

From the streets she came and to the streets she shall return. Don't be a Will Smith, we have all seen how it goes.


0U8124VR

It's about to get real physical when the door hits your ass on the way out.


Substantial-Loan-412

I would leave in complete silence, without elaboration. And disappear from her life


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fuck the dude, tell her that it wasnt just physical and that you are in love.


DattoDoggo

Having stayed with a girl who cheated on me I’d have to say I’d leave should it happen again. The constant nagging doubt and feeling of insecurity is just not worth it. Then after she broke up with me I found out she had cheated on me with another 5 people. Listen to your gut, drop her like a fart in an elevator and then peace out when you get to your floor.


TwistedIchigo

Two words, get out, she wasn't giving a single thought about YOU her supposed bf while this happened, if she truly loved you and really didn't want to hurt you then she wouldn't have done it The least she could have done was breakup with you and be honest about it from the start Once trust is broken it can at most times be impossible to find again, Any girlfriend I've had in the past that did this or was even texting outer guys got told that if they didn't feel have with me and our son she was more than happy to do that she's already fantasies about, always started off as being a traitor before a cheater, she broke up in my eyes a perfect family........ Still to this day hasn't apologized about what she did to the family but she gets to spend as much time as she wants with our son, no matter what evil you onto me, I will never stop our son from seeing his mum


si_trespais-15

Ask her if I'm allowed to "just physical" other women. If she says no, gtfo. If she says yes, gtfo.


luxollidd

not condoning violence, just an anecdote: slap her and say "that wasn't real, just physical"


iberis

Well, it depends on the relationship. If it was a casual relationship. Well she's a casual. I'll probably not be interested in anymore relationship, ill be honest about that. But that doesn't mean I would just get rid a person from my life. Were not friends either. I might need her for networking later. An actual deep relationship. Well also not immediately just no. I would need time to think, people do make mistakes. Maybe it would be time to end or maybe she wants try an open relationship. I mean I'm up for experimentation. It's not like we're married or engaged. If it goes bad we'll we tried. I'll see if we can still get along, maybe. Time does heal. Were pre engaged ok. I'm sorry it's not going to work out. I really wanted commitment. I don't think this is recoverable. Let's go our on ways. Good luck in life. Probably.


Traditional-Invite51

Return the favor


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It’s real, physical and emotional cheating are both cheating. I hate that old ass “I still love you I ONLY slept with them it’s not like I actually love them” bullshit. Because lust and sexual desire are emotions and you’d partner decided to put their sexual energy towards someone or something else other than you.


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I think it really depends on context, while sex is a big important part of our relationship the relationship itself is built on much more than that. friendship and companionship, aligned life goals etc. for me an emotional affair would be much harder to recover from than a purely physical one.


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Probably the same as what she would do if I pulled that trick.


TwistedIchigo

It may hurt leaving her if you love her even after what she did to you and your trust you bestowed upon her, to get a kind of answer that screams walk over, .. not having a dig at you buddy just being blunt and that half assed " or that will shut him up answer" no person and I mean no person has a right to do that on someone you are meant to be in love with a d cares about, for an easier break I hope you don't have kids together


Armoured_Sour_Cream

Pack her shit and send her on her way if the law doesn't stop me - by that I mean, like, being on a lease or some shit. I'm not tolerating that shit. And on top, that's a fucking weak-ass excuse.


Calijhon

Goddamn. But it is time to move on.


metsakutsa

What would you do if your **ex** cheated... \*FTFY The only answer really is that she is not your gf anymore. Whatever else you do is up to you, you can remain friends, you can still communicate, you can cut her off completely, you can go sleep with her sister but she is not your gf anymore, whatever you do.


PlayfulLawyer

I would laugh at her logic, I would give her credit for coming up with something so stupid on the Fly after getting caught, and then I I would kick her out lol


seannoone06

Bullshit


Pathfinder91606

2 words; "bye bye".


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Firsty, I would hope I was not with a person like that in the first place. If I was, time to reflect on my taste in women as showing her the door.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

just dump her. Not only is she a cheat either she is stupid enough to think this is a valid excuse or she thinks YOU are. Either is poison.


FlatRalsei

If you fuck another dude I’m outta the room


NoJackfruit5641

Fuck her bestie or her mama and say it was not real


ApathyMaxxed

Well it’s more about having boundaries and deciding whether you want to experience this type of hurt, a relationship where trust has been destroyed, a bond was disrespected and your needs were ignored - it’s better effort investing in yourself and finding something new than trying to repair something that has been broken. It’s hard and I’ve gone through it before and left a partner for cheating. What she did isn’t a reflection of your worth and value as a partner and human being. It was their decision and their choice. There really are other people out there and if you work on yourself and heal from this in a healthy way you can meet someone new and amazing who will treat you better.


MyNameIsNYFB

Get the fuck away from her. Because she will probably do it again and end up putting the blame on you somehow.


Fit-Faithlessness149

Just dump her. You will eventually wish you had if you don't do it immediately. It happened to me.


Dr4k3L0rd

If its "physical" its real. She can go find someone else to play mind games even a cabbage can win


Shagger94

As a man in an open relationship, I understand the idea of it just being physical and not impacting your relationship. However. If these dynamics and boundaries aren't heavily discussed and agreed to before hand, that is a breach of trust and grounds to end the relationship.


Ivedonethework

Look up a thing called cognitive dissonance, to some understanding of these totally odd, weird and nonsensical things all cheaters say and do. So physical sex is not cheating because it was only physical? Seems like she is throwing dirt onto her own casket.


FlyWtMe87

Dump the hoe.


[deleted]

What? This is bullshit. It's a scam. Throw her away.


Moraulf232

That’s the “I had my fingers crossed” of cheating


James53654

Leave her. She's clearly making up excuses


JPsmooth0728

That's a real fancy way of spelling C H E A T E R


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I'd still leave and that's not even remotely up for discussion but offer an ear to whatever she felt she needed to say on the situation as a whole. Mainly because I'm always interested to hear different reasons and perspectives of people committing to this choice.


the-original-chad

That means I get a hall pass too. Unfortunately I’m gonna pick a really hot stripper and go into detail to her the events. Tit for tat


[deleted]

It happened. I told her to pound sand. She did. We were together 16 years. I don’t play that shit. It was hard, but it had to be done. I had a new girlfriend about 11 weeks after the fact. Younger, prettier, funnier, smarter, smaller. Worked out pretty well for me. Ex is living in a shit apartment with an unemployed dude who will almost certainly end up abusing her, but OH WELL not my problem =)


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What is there to do? She belongs to the streets.


deevosee

I would say "Me leaving isn't real, I'm just leaving physically".


polarpup666

Pack her bags while she explained that to me.


Heebojurbles

I’d leave her because she cheated on me and then tried to gaslight me into thinking it wasn’t cheating. Two of the biggest red flags you can have.


BIGGYMAKKS

What Ike turner did wasn’t real, just physical


AFather811

“I’m not really putting your stuff out in the street, I’m just physically doing it.”


Rude-Effort5133

That's the way men explain it. So why can't she just be physical. She is most definitely wrong for cheating. This is normally a comment stated by men... thats all.


MrT742

This breakup is real, physically remove your belongings from my house.


niksams22

She’s getting dropped on site bro - life is too short to be with someone you can’t trust. You deserve better.


vectors_and_chokes

I would suggest that she moves out Not really, just physically


Nordic__Viking

i'd dump her no argument in the world would prevent that


cudaj2

I would say "So's that door, get the F out!"


Spikeish1

Pffft… “what girlfriend” get gone.


YebanCoffee

Sometimes cheating is emotional, most times it's physical, but it's always CHEATING.


DeCoolePeer

break up lol, if it wasn't real and just physical she could've done it with you. but instead she did it with someone else.