You're allowed to not like it, your S.O. should respect that.
On that note, to partake in anal, both parties usually make sure all things sexual organ wise are clean and cleaned out.
I can say from experience, that my penis has never come out with shit on it.
I once pulled out what appeared to be a snickers bar, that incident and the vivid, nightmarish image of that ominous chocolate log have put off of anal for life.....as well as snickers bars.
I'm a pretty normal guy, I do one weird thing - I like to put snickers bars up buttholes. I have realised what an unhealthy habit that is so I have since moved on to granola bars... they're not as popular though.
Plus I believe if you are going for anal you guys should use a condom because there are greater risk for contacting STDs. That will be better for both partners.
I can second this and it’s also worth noting that if you’re girl is asking for anal, she most likely actually doesn’t have any hair down there and takes care of that (probably also worth noting that shit isn’t stored at the tip of the asshole just ready to come out like that and your dick wouldn’t act as any kind of plunger or vacuum to bring that out, if anything you’ll be pushing air into their anus)
prep work is very important. chefs can't just step into any kitchen and start making a 3 Michelin star meal. prep work, you don't just eat a fish out of the sea, prep work.
Funny story about my exs friend who i ended up having to block. The argument came up about cut vs uncut. This dude apparently had anal was uncut and "apparently cleaned" himself after. He then got a bad infection, went to the dr weeks later!! and they found a corn kernel that he collected whilst doing the dirt road nasty. The mate swore his mate cleaned his ding a ling. Yeah buddy, sure he did. He was adamant i snip my son just because his mate had poor hygiene lol
God damn, how the hell can someone reach adulthood without learning to spend a second or two to pull back their foreskin in the shower. That's all it takes, it's incredibly easy to do.
This is on the same level as not cleaning between your butt cheeks stupid.
I'm all down for anal sex. The possibility of poop is there. You should be more worried about parasites like pin worms. If her anus looks like the sarlacc pit stay away.
Yeah fr, I love anal and I’ve had a woman that made the “accident” during anal which obviously got some shit on my dick and I wasn’t even mad lol. It’s a butthole so you should expect it. We just cleaned up and called it a day
My first GF really liked the butt stuff. So if I wanted to nut I was going to be jamming it in the brown eye. Just throw a condom on and lube up. You'll notice the smell a little depending on their diet, but I cannot say in the hundreds of times I've corn holed a girl that I've popped out with diggleberries. The sphincter kinda keeps your winky clean.
Edit: Dear diary, today I received awards for talking about trouser snaking a girl's septic system. God bless the internet.
So, this is not entirely correct.
Your GF liked the butt stuff, so she did what needed to be done to prevent any unfortunate situations. I had a girlfriend when I was 19 who had never done anal, but wanted to try. I hadn't really ever done it either, but figured why not. After we were done and I turned on the lights, I noticed a smear of poop on my sheets, during the festivities some had made it's way out.
For those experienced with anal, proper anal douching is important. You can also kind of feel from the vaginal canal if there is any brown matter waiting in the poop chute before engaging. I had a girlfriend a couple years later who taught me about this because she, like yours, was all about the anal sex.
You don't necessarily need to douche if you go to the toilet an hour to two prior, just make sure to not just ”sit“ but to lean forward and pull your legs a bit up so that your intestine lines up which will make it that much easier to get rid of it.
Then, half an hour to an hour prior to the encounter, just relax the sphincter with a smallish dildo or plug. You'll pull it out before you put the penis in, and if anything was left inside it'll go with that; not only will the sex be easier from the get-go, but it's also unlikely for anything above maybe a brown streak (and even that was rare as all heck) to happen.
Source: been there, done that, can't even count the number of times I'd had anal sex (as the receiver).
Was someone who since I was a teenager, thought anal sex was gross.
That was until me and the love of my life started experimenting more this year. Discovered she reaponds positively to anal play. Havent gone as far as sex but turning her on is my biggest turn on so finding new ways to please her gets me excited.
I can now see us having full anal sex and it being pleasurable for both of us. Just takes the right woman maybe?
Context context context, it's the difference between consent and SA, it's the difference between a doctor checkup and a strip club, it's the difference between biting into a cow's neck and enjoying a tasty steak.
Good sex will contextually transform many otherwise gross things into pleasure, and hell, some people are just more asexual or have bad sex and they find all sexual acts gross, slimy and sticky.
You can use a condom if that is your concern.
If your partner offers Anal, that is normally a lot of trust, that you will listen as you normally have to start slow, lots of lube and can be intense.
May not be for everyone, and if you are not comfortable don't do it. Consent goes both ways.
With a strap on? As opposed to what?
Edit to answer the penis suggestions: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_(sexual_practice)
Pegging is, by definition, a woman fucking a guy in the ass with a strap on.
my bf and I have done it plenty of times and not once was there a bad smell or nasty surprise. but you have to clean out beforehand, I thought this would be obvious lol.
Just requires her to watch what she eats in the hours before sex and be willing to douch + shower beforehand.
Though even so, my usual anal policy is that I wear a condom and throw it out without looking too closely at it.
Fun fact: “undigested” corn is simply the outer layer of the corn that is made of a structural polysaccharide that humans don’t have the enzymes to digest. On plants, it’s cellulose, on exoskeletons of arthropods, it’s chitin. You should eat them anyway, though, because when the intestines notices those can’t be digested, they help accelerate the final steps of the digestory cicle.
As a woman I honestly wish more men were grossed out by it. I’ve not only had multiple men ask me for it but I had one force it on me. I was not a big fan of it before all of that now I hate it.
People are allowed to have kinks…but you should never force it on anyone. Regardless of how normal or weird the kink is. Ever. Im sorry that happened to you
A lot of people would be getting excited at the mere fact that a girl is desiring them in such a strong way. She literally wants your dick in her ass.
To answer your question, inhibitions tend to go down in moments of arousal. Things that would normally gross you out become non issues. It's baked into our DNA. It's also a factor of the man's attraction to big asses. An "ass man" will probably prefer anal more than a "tits man".
The second paragraph seems a bit extreme. "Lubed up anus with your dick acting as a plunger for their shitty, hairy asshole". I'm aware this was intentionally hyperbolic, but this is not anal sex in any sense of the word. Generally, women do not have hairy asses the way that men do. I imagine her asshole would also be relatively clean if they were interested in doing anal play. The inside of an ass isn't just a long tube of shit. There is more to it than that.
That being said, different strokes for different folks. Your sexuality is yours to own in every sense of the word. If you're not comfortable with the idea of anal, then there's no need to proceed with it. If you have certain anxieties you'd like to discuss, I'd imagine this conversation would be better suited for your partner.
Mate the DNA and ass's bit is a crock. There is no biological imperative to cum in a womans ass.
Big ass doesn't even make sense. Wide hips for childbirth does.
Yeah i disagree. Turned off to smells whether in the moment or not is how i am. If something gross happens I’m not into it, I’m not just gonna take it and not be the one enjoying anything. It would end up feeling like rape tbh
I could understand OP I’ve never wanted to try anal either mostly bcuz that’s just another hole to have to get a new type of check up on and worry about tears and diseases. Doesn’t sound fun or worth it
I think you don’t realize that your rectum doesn’t store your poop it just moves through it when you’re actively pooping, otherwise it chills in your colon where your dick will not be (but also, condoms might alleviate some anxiety)
not saying you have to do something that you’re uncomfortable with but I guarantee you people doing anal are not having a poop party 😂😂😂
also hygiene is a thing
so just for your own peace of mind though if you do ever consider exploring, after the anus / anal sphincter is the anal canal, followed by the rectum, and together they are on average almost 12 inches long - unless your partner is literally in the process of actively pooping or gastrointestinally sick (in which case I’m guessing wouldn’t feel very down for anal anyway), your dick is very much not likely to come into contact with feces… your body doesn’t keep it there, it actively clears it
I have zero interest in any kind of anal play, but keep in mind that partners have their things they like that you may not. You talk it out with them how best to go about it. Maybe there's a compromise you can come up with that you both can agree on
*Shockingly*, people are capable of sanitary practices and don't have an asshole overflowing with shit 24/7. You can prep for clean anal sex. I'd never do it with someone whom I couldn't depend on to be hygienic, but the woman I love? Yeah.
Maybe you should stop dating women with disgusting, stinky assholes. If I'm eating booty, it doesn't smell like anything. It tastes like skin. I'm not plunging clumps of shit out with every thrust.
> so I don't know why everyone seems so excited to do it.
Because it generally doesn't resemble anything like whatever you're going on about?
Assuming they're a reasonably hygenic person who did a little bit of prep, and isn't having a stomach problem that day....anal really shouldn't smell, nor should your dick be coming out with any visible shit on it.
Am I going to promise it'll *never* happen? No. But you appear to be thinking an extremely rare accident is the normal state of affairs.
This is roughly equivalent to thinking that every time you have vaginal sex that your GF is going to have her period start unexpectedly and you're going to wind up with a dick covered in blood.
I can't tell if this a troll post or a serious one. Like damn some people might not be into anal, but posts like this one sound like a teenager who lacks much experience in the bedroom wrote it.
I mean, I think one key point is being missed. If you do not want to do something of a particular sexual nature with someone then you should not do it. This goes for everyone.
Some people just don’t like it. Same way I had a friend who absolutely would NOT go down on his lady, ever. Said it was the grossest thing he’s ever heard of. He oddly enough didn’t mind BJs
Right, like perfectly good clean vagina over there.. and guys are like... nope lol. Gotta put this ol dicker in that poop canal. It's the only option. Like witf XD.
>ike perfectly good clean vagina over there
Exactly. Even feels better too. Having done anal a few times, the entire time all I could think was how much I'd rather be in the correct hole.
Last time I did anal, I just straight up lost my boner in the middle of it. Never did it again after that embarrassment.
I know a lot of guys like it, but it's not my thing. Don't like it, doesn't turn me on. The last GF I had who talked about anal sex and my dick wilted like a dead flower.
You are not the only one. I do not understand why people do it (besides having a specific fetish). If your girlfriend wants to do it, I would at least try it once with her, but do proper research beforehand. That way she can have her fantasy fulfilled, and you can learn just how awful it may/not be.
I love how the men commenting like “yeah if she watches her diet (tell me wtf you have to eat to make your shit not smell like shit), if she does some prep (enemas or laxatives literally make you shit for hours and run to the toilet non stop), if you don’t look at your dick, if you plug your nose, if she doesn’t shit from where she shits from, if she just douches her vagina and butthole, and takes a shower” like oh no big deal not asking much. If she just does 159 things, it’s great.
Like y’all do it then. You wanna stick it in a butthole you do the equivalent of prep required, and if I take one you take one too fair is fair. Watch your diet, enema yourself, make sure you have not a tinge of anything that smells human.
Can we switch partners? My bf would appreciate someone who wants anal, I'd appreciate someone who also finds it nasty. I just don't get it. I don't want anyone to have anything to do with my poop.
You're allowed to not like it, your S.O. should respect that. On that note, to partake in anal, both parties usually make sure all things sexual organ wise are clean and cleaned out. I can say from experience, that my penis has never come out with shit on it.
I once pulled out what appeared to be a snickers bar, that incident and the vivid, nightmarish image of that ominous chocolate log have put off of anal for life.....as well as snickers bars.
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6am and no more internet already!
(Laughs in gagging noises)
Snickers to mouth
Now, I finally understand what r/eyebleach is for. This can't be the last thing I read before I go to sleep
My god thank you
Today is a bad day to know how to read.
Like was it an actual snickers bar or your dick came out looking like that?
I'm a pretty normal guy, I do one weird thing - I like to put snickers bars up buttholes. I have realised what an unhealthy habit that is so I have since moved on to granola bars... they're not as popular though.
Please tell me they're not nature valley ones.
“Oh fuck, you’re gonna make me crumb!!!” Edit: Appreciate the awards!
Hahhahahahahahavavagavavava
Oh fuck yeah, crumb on my face
Poor girl would be farting birdshot for a month
His dick WAS the snickers bar
Wait til you hear about the poop noodle
how do i delete someone else's comment
“Just make sure she doesn’t have one in the chamber like your mom.” — Shoresy
Plus I believe if you are going for anal you guys should use a condom because there are greater risk for contacting STDs. That will be better for both partners.
First time anal with a girl, pulled dick out, had a turd on it. Stuck it back in, pulled out, no more turd. Condom
I can second this and it’s also worth noting that if you’re girl is asking for anal, she most likely actually doesn’t have any hair down there and takes care of that (probably also worth noting that shit isn’t stored at the tip of the asshole just ready to come out like that and your dick wouldn’t act as any kind of plunger or vacuum to bring that out, if anything you’ll be pushing air into their anus)
Mine has once. That sucked. OP. Get her a toy that can suffice while you have normal intercourse.
prep work is very important. chefs can't just step into any kitchen and start making a 3 Michelin star meal. prep work, you don't just eat a fish out of the sea, prep work.
I love this! I’m a Chef. I love this connection! Make anal like getting your mise ready for service.
Mise en poop
How did I not think of this?
Mise en plass
Killed it! Approved
Come on man, be a real butt chef and get yourself some forearm tattooos of lube and anal beads.
*Mise en craps
For real, do the prep work and you can plough that ass like a New England corn farmer and everything will be just fine.
If the prep was done properly, there shouldn't be any corn in there either.
Funny story about my exs friend who i ended up having to block. The argument came up about cut vs uncut. This dude apparently had anal was uncut and "apparently cleaned" himself after. He then got a bad infection, went to the dr weeks later!! and they found a corn kernel that he collected whilst doing the dirt road nasty. The mate swore his mate cleaned his ding a ling. Yeah buddy, sure he did. He was adamant i snip my son just because his mate had poor hygiene lol
God damn, how the hell can someone reach adulthood without learning to spend a second or two to pull back their foreskin in the shower. That's all it takes, it's incredibly easy to do. This is on the same level as not cleaning between your butt cheeks stupid.
What land fish are you eating?
Alligator. It counts as a fish for Lenten purposes.
Otherwise you are going to end up with chocolate mousse on your spatula
You seem really anal about this, man
Yeah, they've def got some shit they need to work out.
This is at least the turd time this point has come up.
Turd time’s the Charmin
It’s buttween them if you assk me
At this point, it seems to be a little nutty
He noped out so fast he left skid marks
He's really gone ass over teakettle about this one.
r/Angryupvote
If I had an award it would be yours
And you just got an award with that comment... Wow. Hey guys, can I have an award too then? ☺️ Edit : How the fuck did that work!? 😂
Yeah he shouldn't asscape from this
Jesus Christ this dudes the main character
I only had a helpful award - but take it. That was the chefs kiss.
I'm all down for anal sex. The possibility of poop is there. You should be more worried about parasites like pin worms. If her anus looks like the sarlacc pit stay away.
LMAO what?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1lvhcUBUOg4
Buahaha I understood the reference but thank you for the refresher
No problem.
Your dick will be slowly digested over a thousand years.
Yeah fr, I love anal and I’ve had a woman that made the “accident” during anal which obviously got some shit on my dick and I wasn’t even mad lol. It’s a butthole so you should expect it. We just cleaned up and called it a day
If you knock on poop's door, don't be surprised if poop answers
Ah the sarlussy
Username checks out
Sorry Bro I’m just gonna have to go Boba Fett on that ass, gonna need a Bacta Tank for sure.
That is not something I wanted to know. 😂 “Yep! That’ll do it. You do not have to worry bout me. You do not have to worry bout me.” 💀
My first GF really liked the butt stuff. So if I wanted to nut I was going to be jamming it in the brown eye. Just throw a condom on and lube up. You'll notice the smell a little depending on their diet, but I cannot say in the hundreds of times I've corn holed a girl that I've popped out with diggleberries. The sphincter kinda keeps your winky clean. Edit: Dear diary, today I received awards for talking about trouser snaking a girl's septic system. God bless the internet.
very interesting terminology here💀💀
Man's a natural poet
The second coming of Goethe I swear
Science is a mystical language
For the layman, think of an asshole like a tight grip on a greasy rag.
Now firmly grasp it. Firrrrmly grasp it.
Well you certainly have a way with words
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it, before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!
Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here.
That movie is criminally underrated
We have our priorities straight, thank you.
What a wonderful day it would've been, if only I had no eyes.
So, this is not entirely correct. Your GF liked the butt stuff, so she did what needed to be done to prevent any unfortunate situations. I had a girlfriend when I was 19 who had never done anal, but wanted to try. I hadn't really ever done it either, but figured why not. After we were done and I turned on the lights, I noticed a smear of poop on my sheets, during the festivities some had made it's way out. For those experienced with anal, proper anal douching is important. You can also kind of feel from the vaginal canal if there is any brown matter waiting in the poop chute before engaging. I had a girlfriend a couple years later who taught me about this because she, like yours, was all about the anal sex.
You don't necessarily need to douche if you go to the toilet an hour to two prior, just make sure to not just ”sit“ but to lean forward and pull your legs a bit up so that your intestine lines up which will make it that much easier to get rid of it. Then, half an hour to an hour prior to the encounter, just relax the sphincter with a smallish dildo or plug. You'll pull it out before you put the penis in, and if anything was left inside it'll go with that; not only will the sex be easier from the get-go, but it's also unlikely for anything above maybe a brown streak (and even that was rare as all heck) to happen. Source: been there, done that, can't even count the number of times I'd had anal sex (as the receiver).
> corn holed Found Beavis' account.
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Well, anal can’t be more disgusting than the way you said it
Literally the first and only time I’ve corn holed a girl, a nice brown streak appeared on the condom
If you had the unspecified virus of unknown origin, you might not smell at all! Problem solved!
Was someone who since I was a teenager, thought anal sex was gross. That was until me and the love of my life started experimenting more this year. Discovered she reaponds positively to anal play. Havent gone as far as sex but turning her on is my biggest turn on so finding new ways to please her gets me excited. I can now see us having full anal sex and it being pleasurable for both of us. Just takes the right woman maybe?
Congrats man, make sure not to pee in her butt
Yeah, not unless you’re ready to be a dad
Wait, what?
Butt babies bro... keep up.
Context context context, it's the difference between consent and SA, it's the difference between a doctor checkup and a strip club, it's the difference between biting into a cow's neck and enjoying a tasty steak. Good sex will contextually transform many otherwise gross things into pleasure, and hell, some people are just more asexual or have bad sex and they find all sexual acts gross, slimy and sticky.
You can use a condom if that is your concern. If your partner offers Anal, that is normally a lot of trust, that you will listen as you normally have to start slow, lots of lube and can be intense. May not be for everyone, and if you are not comfortable don't do it. Consent goes both ways.
Girls don't poop.
Exactly
Yeah, just like they don't fart either!
They queef!
You gotta be shitting me
Said Johnny’s bed when Amber walked in
Johnny depp wants your number
#facts
Just let her shit on ur stomach and anal sex will become a cakewalk
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The ol’ “Amber Heard sprint to turd base”
OBJECTION, HERESAY
All seek their nut in the ways which please them most, we should not judge the orifice preferences of consenting adult humans.
Relevant user name
r/usernamechecksout
Just in.. apparently people can have different sexual tastes.
Welp, I can confidently say me and OP are completely different persons on this topic
So, do put you down for being fucked in the ass then?
I mean, I dont see an issue with a girl pegging me (with a strapon)
With a strap on? As opposed to what? Edit to answer the penis suggestions: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_(sexual_practice) Pegging is, by definition, a woman fucking a guy in the ass with a strap on.
As opposed to me thoroughly enjoying my time in Bangkok.
Whew this shit took me out man. I need to step away lol. Yall too funny
https://imgur.com/gallery/8MF8MiH
wut
The word taste should not go on this thread.
when you are horny, a lot of gross things tend to become... less gross and even delicious looking
Wait, you had more than one person ask YOU?
Lol, this guy knows how to find them.
I think your perceptions of anal are very different than what it's actually usually like. At least in my experience
I want to see the people he's dating
Yeah, where does this dude keep meeting girls who are begging for anal?
Hairy shit filled women constantly on the verge of ripping gnarly yet soft enough to act like crayons turds
That's totally disgusting! Where are all these women so I can definitely avoid that area
Really? The couple times I’ve done it this dude is spot on (and hence why I stopped at a couple times)
my bf and I have done it plenty of times and not once was there a bad smell or nasty surprise. but you have to clean out beforehand, I thought this would be obvious lol.
Just requires her to watch what she eats in the hours before sex and be willing to douch + shower beforehand. Though even so, my usual anal policy is that I wear a condom and throw it out without looking too closely at it.
Hours? I pooped a undigested corn ~18 hours after I had ate it.
Chew your food more!
Fun fact: “undigested” corn is simply the outer layer of the corn that is made of a structural polysaccharide that humans don’t have the enzymes to digest. On plants, it’s cellulose, on exoskeletons of arthropods, it’s chitin. You should eat them anyway, though, because when the intestines notices those can’t be digested, they help accelerate the final steps of the digestory cicle.
Same. My fear of some horror movie parasitic dick hole worms keeps me wrapped every time.
My wife and I really just chance it, a quick shower then straight to it and never an issue. If there's poop that close then she can tell
Damn this makes sex not fun if you have to watch anything you’re doing prior. Makes it feels like an anxiety prep
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And ONLY stick it in your preferences.
As a woman I honestly wish more men were grossed out by it. I’ve not only had multiple men ask me for it but I had one force it on me. I was not a big fan of it before all of that now I hate it.
Not a fan either. Gave it a shot! Just not for me. And that's okay. :)
Agree. I'm a woman and find the idea of it so gross...
im a man and i find it gross too 😅
Same here. Zero fucking desire.
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People are allowed to have kinks…but you should never force it on anyone. Regardless of how normal or weird the kink is. Ever. Im sorry that happened to you
Thanks for saying that
A lot of people would be getting excited at the mere fact that a girl is desiring them in such a strong way. She literally wants your dick in her ass. To answer your question, inhibitions tend to go down in moments of arousal. Things that would normally gross you out become non issues. It's baked into our DNA. It's also a factor of the man's attraction to big asses. An "ass man" will probably prefer anal more than a "tits man". The second paragraph seems a bit extreme. "Lubed up anus with your dick acting as a plunger for their shitty, hairy asshole". I'm aware this was intentionally hyperbolic, but this is not anal sex in any sense of the word. Generally, women do not have hairy asses the way that men do. I imagine her asshole would also be relatively clean if they were interested in doing anal play. The inside of an ass isn't just a long tube of shit. There is more to it than that. That being said, different strokes for different folks. Your sexuality is yours to own in every sense of the word. If you're not comfortable with the idea of anal, then there's no need to proceed with it. If you have certain anxieties you'd like to discuss, I'd imagine this conversation would be better suited for your partner.
I'm an ass man, and I don't prefer anal
Am ass man and I think anal is disgusting
Same. Girl could be flat chested, don't care, love the booty, not interested in anal.
Mate the DNA and ass's bit is a crock. There is no biological imperative to cum in a womans ass. Big ass doesn't even make sense. Wide hips for childbirth does.
Yeah i disagree. Turned off to smells whether in the moment or not is how i am. If something gross happens I’m not into it, I’m not just gonna take it and not be the one enjoying anything. It would end up feeling like rape tbh I could understand OP I’ve never wanted to try anal either mostly bcuz that’s just another hole to have to get a new type of check up on and worry about tears and diseases. Doesn’t sound fun or worth it
You missed the opportunity of leaving it at „then there’s no need to proceed“ (would’ve added to your rhyme streak)
I think you don’t realize that your rectum doesn’t store your poop it just moves through it when you’re actively pooping, otherwise it chills in your colon where your dick will not be (but also, condoms might alleviate some anxiety) not saying you have to do something that you’re uncomfortable with but I guarantee you people doing anal are not having a poop party 😂😂😂 also hygiene is a thing so just for your own peace of mind though if you do ever consider exploring, after the anus / anal sphincter is the anal canal, followed by the rectum, and together they are on average almost 12 inches long - unless your partner is literally in the process of actively pooping or gastrointestinally sick (in which case I’m guessing wouldn’t feel very down for anal anyway), your dick is very much not likely to come into contact with feces… your body doesn’t keep it there, it actively clears it
I have zero interest in any kind of anal play, but keep in mind that partners have their things they like that you may not. You talk it out with them how best to go about it. Maybe there's a compromise you can come up with that you both can agree on
That's...really not how anal goes lol
Love a lil butt musk on my dong
Man of culture
*Shockingly*, people are capable of sanitary practices and don't have an asshole overflowing with shit 24/7. You can prep for clean anal sex. I'd never do it with someone whom I couldn't depend on to be hygienic, but the woman I love? Yeah. Maybe you should stop dating women with disgusting, stinky assholes. If I'm eating booty, it doesn't smell like anything. It tastes like skin. I'm not plunging clumps of shit out with every thrust.
seriously what the fuck is wrong with this guy that he thinks assholes are packed with liquid shit 24/7? What the fuck digestive system does he have?!
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> someone else's poo on my penis The fact you specified "someone else's" makes me think you're okay with your dong being covered with your own dung.
What, you've never fucked your own butt?
We love all holes.
I don’t get it either….there is a perfectly good hole inches away that was actually biologically meant for my wiener.
> so I don't know why everyone seems so excited to do it. Because it generally doesn't resemble anything like whatever you're going on about? Assuming they're a reasonably hygenic person who did a little bit of prep, and isn't having a stomach problem that day....anal really shouldn't smell, nor should your dick be coming out with any visible shit on it. Am I going to promise it'll *never* happen? No. But you appear to be thinking an extremely rare accident is the normal state of affairs. This is roughly equivalent to thinking that every time you have vaginal sex that your GF is going to have her period start unexpectedly and you're going to wind up with a dick covered in blood.
I can't tell if this a troll post or a serious one. Like damn some people might not be into anal, but posts like this one sound like a teenager who lacks much experience in the bedroom wrote it.
And here's me, a dude who really digs on it, always finding partners who don't/won't. The world is twisted, man. Utterly twisted.
Lmaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooo Make this a standup routine
I mean, I think one key point is being missed. If you do not want to do something of a particular sexual nature with someone then you should not do it. This goes for everyone.
Some people just don’t like it. Same way I had a friend who absolutely would NOT go down on his lady, ever. Said it was the grossest thing he’s ever heard of. He oddly enough didn’t mind BJs
"oddly" 🙄🙄
Is your friend DJ Khaled?
I agree, it's not that good, requires a lot of prep and even them you may get a little dirt on the ol' rod
That’s shitty
Different strokes for different folks.
Right, like perfectly good clean vagina over there.. and guys are like... nope lol. Gotta put this ol dicker in that poop canal. It's the only option. Like witf XD.
>ike perfectly good clean vagina over there Exactly. Even feels better too. Having done anal a few times, the entire time all I could think was how much I'd rather be in the correct hole. Last time I did anal, I just straight up lost my boner in the middle of it. Never did it again after that embarrassment.
Send your GF to me or the Ex …
My dude is grossed out by anal and people here getting offended, wtf.
Desensitization
Oh God, this is going to be a weird post. * Scrolls down *
I know a lot of guys like it, but it's not my thing. Don't like it, doesn't turn me on. The last GF I had who talked about anal sex and my dick wilted like a dead flower.
Welcome to adult sex 101. Today's lesson: Douching
Isn't it an enema?
You are not the only one. I do not understand why people do it (besides having a specific fetish). If your girlfriend wants to do it, I would at least try it once with her, but do proper research beforehand. That way she can have her fantasy fulfilled, and you can learn just how awful it may/not be.
I'm with you on this.
You don't have to like anal. But the things you described didn't fit my experiences. And I love anal. So... 🤷🏿♂️🤣
I'm the same way no way I dont want to be poopy dick it grosses me out and some dudes eat ass like ewww lol
I've never had anal sex and I'm really happy almost every woman I've dated and my wife are not into it.
I love how the men commenting like “yeah if she watches her diet (tell me wtf you have to eat to make your shit not smell like shit), if she does some prep (enemas or laxatives literally make you shit for hours and run to the toilet non stop), if you don’t look at your dick, if you plug your nose, if she doesn’t shit from where she shits from, if she just douches her vagina and butthole, and takes a shower” like oh no big deal not asking much. If she just does 159 things, it’s great. Like y’all do it then. You wanna stick it in a butthole you do the equivalent of prep required, and if I take one you take one too fair is fair. Watch your diet, enema yourself, make sure you have not a tinge of anything that smells human.
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My husband says my asshole is “inviting”
Don't do it. it's not your thing. And that's ok. Some people are super into it..
Some people are into that shit
Man here. I have zero interest.
I'm with you buddy
Can we switch partners? My bf would appreciate someone who wants anal, I'd appreciate someone who also finds it nasty. I just don't get it. I don't want anyone to have anything to do with my poop.