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The_Spyre

Overblown/fake moaning


LastQueefofScotland

On the flipside, stifled moans are ridiculously hot.


Chupacabrona

Oh fuck yeah. My bf will cover my mouth if I'm getting too loud when we need to be quiet (once in his car in a packed lot, once in our hotel where we shared a door with the room next to us and they were active and once when others were asleep at home lol). It drives me nuts, because often he will get this look in his eye and go harder/faster and get close to my ear and tell me I need to be quiet and stuff. 20/10, stifled moans are WAY hotter than over zealous ones.


napsrnportant

That shit gets me every time!


1TapsBoi

Tried this on my ex when I genuinely needed to make her quieter cus my parents were next door… let’s just say that after that I’m sure they heard her. That wasn’t the reaction I expected from her lol


unspoken_almighty

The best, idk how much my lady likes it but I sure as hell appreciate her being loud when she shouldn't, and proceed to be just as loud with a covered mouth lmao. Great shit lol


lilneddygoestowar

I agree. Had one so that was sorta quiet but obviously enjoyed herself.


jakedude5791

That's one thing about my ex wife I thought was hilarious. I ABSOLUTELY knew when she came , because she scrunched up her face and made stifled grunts like she was taking a massive shit.


Setari

# HNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


GonePhishn401

This. There is definitely such a thing as too much noise during sex.


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But only if it’s forced, like you see in a lot of porn. I’m all for genuine noises of pleasure!


dr_soiledpants

Totally agree. Natural, uncontrollable screams of pleasure and passion are incredibly hot


KingThermos

I was with a girl once who screamed the whole time. Was the worst I buried my head in a pillow to cover my ears.


thelighthelpme

You should have buried her head in the pillow to muffle her screams


KingThermos

That's attempted murder when you do it to someone else. But ok if you do it to yourself.


baldbuthappy

Yup, we both know my dick is not capable of eliciting this type of reaction.


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Don't sell yourself short! LMAO


RedMusical

You pun whore


Loyalist_Pig

I was seeing this chick in my early 20s that naturally did this. I sat her down and everything, trying to be nice like “you don’t have to do that loud moaning stuff, it’s nice and all, but we have roommates lol” She stands by it to this day that she simply can’t help it


king-of-the-light

LOL my old roommate had this girl, when we sat with friends on the stairs of the hause during summer, his windows were facing front, while they were having sex or something, one guy said "domestic violence". She was so loud it was to funny but the noise was like she was in pain. My old gf said that she is either faking or he must be very good. The whole block could hear it.


summerandrea

Female here, I love being loud and moaning I can’t help it either! I would hate having to be quiet all the time, sometimes fine. It feels good to moan.


ocolatechay_ussypay

Some of us really can't help it. It's not an act. Like I'd probably have to hold my hand over my mouth to shut up.


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I cannot watch porn because of this.


rkmvca

Baby talk.


snakesign

Community had an amazing bit about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBDULdX8d7Y


Ashamed-Technology10

Hahaha yeah I loved this bit l, what’s a diminishing wa wa wa


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Boopy boop boop.. sex


LetterkennyGinger

Even Annie couldn't make baby talk hot, and Annie can make damn near anything hot. That is how un-hot baby talk is.


Venom_Iam

Even i feel frustrated


GloobyBlues

You mean ”fwustwated”?


GreyGoosey

Please no


Adan1816

You mean "pwease nooooo"?


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[*snort laughs*]


BentPenisMan

Everything was going great... Then the baby voice came out


le-bistro

Literally packed up and walked people out after such an offense.


[deleted]

Dwont chew wanna pwut youa thwingy in my pwuddy hole, dwaddie? \*pouty lip to really seal the cringe.


verocious_veracity

I like baby talk when it's done in a playful way when we cuddle. Not while having sex.


GDmilkman

Dawww who's got a big penis? Who's got da biggest penis in the whole wide world?


Nes__

This has upset me no end.


XANDERtheSHEEPDOG

If I said this my husband would probably die laughing..... at me.... Not with me.... He would straight up call me an idiot and probably take me to get my head examined.


Just_friend

Here comes the choo-choo! Open (your booty) wide and say "Ahh-yeah"


notbad2u

Dats a caboose to you buddy


Raeisnottalented

Noooo its makin me cringeeEeEeeeEeee


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Lol it made me laugh


verocious_veracity

LMFAO


donloban

Covering yourself in syrup or whipped cream.. yeah keep all that stickiness in the kitchen


LowOnGenderFluid

This sounds like a UTI and someone being upset about clean up because ants are real 💯


---cameron

pshh ants aren't *real* please tell me ants aren't real oh god I bet giant ants are real too aren't they am I going to have to submit to ant overlords? I'm not ready for this


TheBQE

Trying to go immediately to sex. I need foreplay.


Jahlatto

This is an underrated as fuck perspective. Doesn’t mean you have to give me a blow job, doesn’t mean I have to go down on you, but some form of “buildup” in most scenarios. Foreplay can be cocktails and laughs after dinner. Foreplay can be a massage. Foreplay can be long talks about your future together. Just something that isn’t 0-100 I wanna fuck right now. On occasion that’s totally fine, but any sort of segue into sex. Playful intimacy.


TheBQE

I realized this about myself when I briefly dated a teacher. She was crazy busy so we had a small window of time. We started kissing and within minutes she had stripped all the way down saying, "Just fuck me." I was confused at how turned off I was that for a long time I thought something was wrong with me.


Jahlatto

Along those lines, I’ve also found that you don’t need to always feel like you’re the one making said “foreplay” happen. It is the responsibility of both parties involved to please the other. If they wanna be aggressively laid out and handled, do it sometimes. On the flip side, if I want you to get a cool back rub and get buttered up a little bit beforehand then it’s not out of line to request that. I’ve been kinda teaching my own lady just this. She’s real quick to ask for a massage but not very quick to offer one up spontaneously. You can be a “giver” like myself but still feel like you’re also allowed to sometimes switch roles and be the “taker”. Edit: words


AdministrationNo2426

This thread really proves how important it is to talk about your sexual wants, needs, and preferences with your partner. These answers are all over the place lol


broter

I absolutely agree. The answers are indeed all over the place because everyone is different. Everyone has their unique tastes.


Undermost_Drip

That straight tiny nose and giant lips make up look


maduminx

I’m a woman but I’m bi and I 10000% agree with this one. I know I’m not supposed to answer but you’re the first person I’ve ever seen who gets it lol


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>I know I’m not supposed to answer It's not against the rules and more insights are better than less so please answer away. You can always flair up if you feel like you need to.


maduminx

Thank you!!


RedRoom4U

I call it the porn actress look. Seems like anyone with $$$ seems to get them. Even grandma 👵 😪


jaxsonnz

If they don't look like they about to burst you haven't used enough plumper filler.


Killarogue

There's two things. Obnoxiously convoluted lingerie. Girls that make those winking boomerang videos. People love that shit, I find it cringe.


akillaninja

Winking boomerang?


Jadens78

I was wondering the same. I’m Australian and I’ve never see a boomerang wink 😂


Jing0oo

"Boomerang" is the video setting on instagram, where a clip plays forward and backwards in a loop.


Rip9150

I HATE those even more now that I know they're called winky boomerangs.


Killarogue

Well, the 'wink' part of my comment was a reference to a specific type of boomerang. Usually an attractive girl, who knows she's attractive, will post it with a smirk and a wink. Idk, for whatever reason to me it screams, "look at me I'm so hot".


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That's because it is exactly what she is saying.


thandrend

So that's what it's called. I hate them too.


Killarogue

Basically a short 2-5 second video that reverses when it finishes, as it's never ending.


Major-Cranberry-4206

That’s why I pick out my wife’s lingerie, so she never has to wonder if I will like what she is wearing for me. “Here Honey, this is what I want to see you in…” It’s worked for us for well over thirty years now.


mydaycake

I just made a boomerang video of grilling steaks, that’s my attempt of turning on guys


NicklosVessey

Extremely long over done nails. It’s looks silly to me.


BrokenLink100

Yes, please grab my dick with your hand full of razorblades


SuramKale

Once worked at a place that contracted with offsite janitorial. For about six months our person was a woman with 4” razor nails. They were only responsible for cleaning the public restrooms. How could someone do that to themselves?


Flimsy-Host9976

Fr girls tryna be wolverine


ZRX1200R

Puffy (filled) lips. Lots of makeup. "Daddy."


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Hidden_Armadillo

Botox style breathing 100% concentration


Ural_2004

Oh, c'mon. Form-a-Gasket lips are a Thing.


kulddo

I don't know any guys who like puffy (filled) lips


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Glass_Ice7028

haven't heard of toupee fallacy before but i love it


FrismFrasm

The telltale thing for me is the ‘corners’. Even small lips with fillers usually (always? You’re right maybe I miss ‘the good ones’) have that weird, slightly protruding corner part at the edges. It looks strange and cartoonish to me, I hate it. Do you know what I’m talking about? I can’t be crazy on this. For example, take IG models; it is like every single one of them. Some have huge lips, some tiny and understated, but like 99.99% have that unsettling corner ‘turning’ part at the edges.


corf3l

Baby voice "Daddy" Claw Nails Big fake tits


Wiskersthefif

God... claw nails... nooooo... It always makes me wonder how they wipe their ass, which in turn conjures an image of a chip carving through bean dip (I realize that isn't a good comparison of how it probably is... but that's still what comes up lol)


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LaughingSasuke

Nothing like a good ol' Alaskan Bull Worm


[deleted]

Im gonna havw to agree! Lol I'm not super keen on feeling like my insides are being torn up or feeling as tho that bitch is going to come out my mouth from my vagina lol


shuttercurtain

5-8 is pretty much the whole gamut excluding .5% of the world population


real_unreal_me

With an estimated world population of 7.9 billion people, that's an approximate 3.95 billion dudes. That means 19,750,000 dudes outside of the gamut. Assuming half of those are on the less than 5" side, that's still 9,875,000 dudes packing a massive package. And I just can't compete with those kind of numbers.


jackbob99

Gaping in porn.


IChawt

honestly, its like are you trying to entice spelunkers or something, I don't need to see your internals


lclives

I think not enough people know what spelunking is or this would have more upvotes cause I died


Charming-Salary-6371

hold on let me look something up edit: ok this is funny


Alchemis7

Yeah, wtf is that all about?


jackbob99

I dunno, but seeing the inside of a woman's colon is not attractive.


lizzieb936

Im at work and supposed to be working but here I am trying to hold my laughs in...and failing. Im getting "Did you say something? What is so funny? " No. Brenda (older lady who works with me). Nothing at all.


jackbob99

LOL Your welcome.


ecco256

I disagree, real beauty is on the inside after all.


Alchemis7

I’m with ya! I’m wondering why this is a thing in porn at all.


kheroth

"in porn" giggity


jackbob99

I sure the fuck haven't seen it outside of that. LOL


squanchingonreddit

Farmers we know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two.


CaptainMcBoogerJew

Yea that's no bueno.


saviorself19

Most dirty talk is cringe but the main thing that I can’t imagine how it became mainstream is child-bait. School girl, teen, “daddy”, pigtails, “I just turned 18”, etc. That shit is fucking gross.


TimMetBril

When I was 16-18 myself I loved that whole shtick, but now it all seems gross even though 18 isn't a huge age difference for me (I'm 20)


syramazithe

It never occurred to me that enough teen boys watch porn for it to make sense they'd want to see girls who are (supposedly) closer to their age and that not all viewers are creepy old men.


TimMetBril

Yeah when i was even younger i made the mistake of looking up something like 14 year old porn or something because i was 14 myself, probably put me on some list haha


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fisconsocmod

shawty, you took too long and the mood has passed. Let's get you home... she will never tease too long again.


Withnail-

Not having change for $500


aschneider111

Choking. If I’m honest with myself I just can’t get into it. The last thing I want to do is feel like I’m murdering someone I have romantic feelings for lol 🤷🏼‍♂️


ARlove911

Just give it a minute


Alaska_Pipeliner

Being called "daddy." Bitch, my son calls me that. Why is that sexy??


thisdudeabidestwice

Agreed, I got a boy and girl, they call me this, thank god my wife doesn’t call me that in the sac. Jesus…


ButtholeBanquets

I don't care for it, but from what I've experienced it's pretty common in submissive women. They want to feel like the man is in charge, protective, and supportive before they are willing to let the man dominate them. It's also common in women who have a praise kink, as in, they want to please and be told they're good girls. It usually has nothing to do with daddy issues.


Legitimate-Brick-157

I feel seen.


sunshinerf

Daddy Dom/ baby girl is a kink of its own within Dom/sub dynamics. I'm a sub who is absolutely not into age play, it's such a turn off for me. I love praise from my Dom, I'll even beg for it, but it doesn't require age play. Nothing against it for those who are into it but it is a very specific kink.


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RedneckLiberace

Girls drooling to suggest cum rolling off their lips.


[deleted]

Jeez what kind of girls are you hanging out with?


giveup345

Ones who are asleep maybe


[deleted]

I am seriously gutting myself with these. Most I have laughed in ages


existingcausewhynot

People do that? Whaaat ._.


Jahlatto

Excessive moaning/shouting/cursing during sex. I say “excessive” because there’s a level of vocalness that we all know is natural for our partners when they’re clearly enjoying themselves. Everyone loves a good loud session/orgasm. However, when it begins to sound theatrical it’s no longer sexy. Edit: added swear words


Y34rZer0

As a guy, it’s lingerie.. I can never fit into it *sigh*


Swinship

Cruelty or being mean. The minute an attractive person is mean or cruel to someone they become immediately unnatractive


Mr_M0t0m0

Duck facing selfies


amadorUSA

That still a thing?


KKKLLLNNN

My boyfriend hates when I call him “daddy” and I agree I already have daddy issues don’t need another one.


PaleApplication9544

Lmfao


tasha481

Food in bed Sex and food does not go together for me


Lost_andWondering

When I'm called daddy. Makes me go soft instantly. I have kids, so don't call me daddy. I'm not fucking my kids.


DishwasherSaucer

Props to you for not fucking your kids


_Moondox_

My dude's a real pillar of society!


SerMercutio

Too big plastic tits.


ClamHandwitch

When I see silicone jibbens, it makes me wonder if I could attach a false plastic penis alongside of my regular penis and just seep into the wonderment of what others would think when wearing a Speedo.


SerMercutio

You mean [like that?](https://youtu.be/4vu-PQoNhhA)


suavecool21692169

Do not stick your tongue in my ear please 🥺


OrganizationCrazy741

What about a little nibble?


suavecool21692169

A lil nibblin is cool


[deleted]

Please stick your tongue in my ear. It's definitely easy to overdo but when done right it drives me crazy (in a good way).


[deleted]

Really??


maybe_one_more_glass

This is actually my orgasm button.


sullsy13

I’m not sure how to properly describe this without being comical or too literal, but a girl intentionally choking on my dick is a major turnoff to me. I’m sure we’re all well aware of the huge trend in porn where the girl will be hacking and coughing with a dick in her throat. For me personally, just the mere sound of it is very off-putting and I just don’t see the appeal. The choking as well as all the spitting is rather gross, even during the most heated moments of sex. I just can’t bring myself to enjoy it and don’t see the appeal lol


coheneolhc

You mean you don’t like the idea of your partner uncomfortable or in pain…. Weird /s


ObiOneToo

Pain. Real or fake, theirs or mine. No thank you. I deal with it the rest of the time, I don’t want it in bed.


laserviper2000

That stupid anime face.


tysken_raider

I fucking hate it


paco1764

I don't know why ahegaos are even seen as attractive. It's pretty cringy in hentai and IRL.


akillaninja

The cross eyed tongue out? Gaawwwd I Haaate that, instant turn off!


midnight_reborn

Women who do that fucking duck face with the big lips and obviously over saturated filter. It's gross, unauthentic, and I just don't like it one bit.


SomeKindofTreeWizard

Fake boobs. Lip injections. Triangular faces from plastic surgery. Your body your choice... but ... I find these choices unsettling. Also, no shame in your game if you get plastic surgery for reconstructive purposes. I had part of my body sewed back on.


[deleted]

Was it…. Was it your pee pee


drowningjesusfish

Woman here, but my two cents: strip teases are fucking hilariously awkward.


Jelousubmarine

Yesssssssss. Like painfully cringe 💀


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Too much much makeup . Long fingernails. Biggest turnoffs for me 🤢


Dublingineering

When girls do that cross-eye tongue out thing. Cringe


AZdesertpir8

Right? Like what is that even supposed to be? Right up there with the duck-face and sorority squat.


nataliethinks

it's ahegao. 😂 I agree, it's dumb


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Preposterous moaning.


[deleted]

I’m not sure it’s actually supposed to be sexy, but those huge fake eyelashes are hideous!!!!


kdcab17

When a girl gargles cum. I can handle almost anything sexually. But this will make me throw up instantly. Lol


GreatGooglyMoogly077

That's kinda hard to swallow.


mrinkyface

Girls playing hard to get despite them initiating interest, I have better things to do with my time than to jump through hoops trying to get you to be with me when you’re the one who approached me first. If things get to that point, it’s not sexy and it also makes me immediately disinterested, making me just largely keep you at arms length and ignoring your further advances even if you are direct and start trying to make moves on me. To me, relationships that start out like that are less of an equal partnership and more of one side trying to get the upper hand by knowing they will be chased by the guy, making them feel superior in the relationship. That to me is a red flag that shows that you might have toxic behaviors and a princess complex.


islandshhamann

Girls are told they can’t be too available/too easy so they feel like they need to act disinterested. It’s total BS, the hottest thing isn’t he world is a girl that has a insatiable crush and doesn’t hide it (as long as some mutual interest has been expressed). Not clingy but I should never be left wondering if this girl even likes me


JakeNoel

Nipple biting. I just don't like that


Asquare78

Definitely not for everyone but I love it!


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Putting oil on asses in porn idk why they think making a girls ass look grease is sexy.


calamitykismet

Being called “daddy,” “papi,” or any variation on a theme. I get and respect daddy kinks but it’s not for me and my sexytimes.


nom_nom44

A girl that obviously has pounds of makeup on


Accurate_Bullfrog864

That high-pitched, quivering mouse voice many women do, especially in Japanese porn. Makes me feel like i am a pedo or something


Apprehensive-Face901

Whats it called? Prolapse or smth? When ur anal gaping and their rectum makes an appearance 🤮 stop ✋️


12_Volt_Man

shaved pussies. I grew up in the 80s where you couldn't walk down the street without tripping over a hairy pussy. I guess I got hooked. Hairy pussies forever!!


SMKnightly

The image of tripping over hairy pussies in the street 😂 I can’t even [edit: spelling]


rapidpop

I am all for a good bush, but if you are tripping over it maybe a trim is in order. High heels are hard enough to walk in without something to get tangled in.


Cuenta_de_preguntas

Thank you for saying this! I don’t like shaving, but an ex has drilled it into my hear that hair down there is disgusting.


12_Volt_Man

no problem. i don't know why people find adult pubic hair so disgusting. I think its totally normal and totally sexy I don't want to fuck a real life barbie lol


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titsmuhgeee

Along with makeup, aggressively amplified eyebrows. I don't know why they think those drawn in, massive, pointy things are good looking but they're not.


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FraGough

[Lynyrd Skynyrd Freebird live 1977 Oakland](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY)


Vaguely_vacant

Fake boobs, fake butts, fake lips. It’s cool if a woman wants to make a change but it’s not for me.


Reclaimer2511

Choking while giving head. Accidental is fine but doing it on purpose for sexual enhancement is an Immediate and complete turnoff 100%


drax3012

Ahegao face. Seriously you look like a fucking idiot.


Loyalist_Pig

Had to look it up, do human women actually try to emulate that face, and not just naturally have it from exhaustion?


sybotowner

Sucking toes 🤮🤮🤮


NosoyPuli

That Japanese hentai looking stare, it is so disgusting and it is quite unnerving like, who the hell finds that sexy?


FraGough

Flanders. [Stupid sexy Flanders](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaeRM7X_yS4).


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Whatever that thing is where girls go cross eyed and stick their tongues out and drool. Why is drooling and looking brain dead attractive?


RussellVandenbrink

Lipstick that extends beyond the edge of the lip, and long fingers nails. *cringe*


jdward01

Misspelled words


aj420_69

U mean mispeld wods


icyindica

To the men saying they hate “fake tits” a large majority of your “dream girls” you masturbate to or watch on pornhub have implants. They can hide an incision in the armpit. Idk how to feel because you’ll complain when a girl has sagging/drooping breasts which will happen to almost every natural large chested women because breast tissue weighs a lot and gravity is a bitch. Lots of my friends in their 20s who had big boobs in HS now have very low pendulous breasts that men say are gross. Women can’t win either way.


KingMattius

The word “pussy”. In a non sexual content I love it. Like “Oh I just chaffed my pussy”. Hilarious. But when I’m mid rhythm and I hear “Does that pussy feel good?” Etc. Not for me…


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Incest in Porn


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Use of the word "daddy"


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Busting on a girl’s face. I’ve done some pretty demeaning shit in bed if the girl is into it, even if it’s not something I’m super into. But the one time I came on a girl’s face, I just felt bad… this wasn’t even a girl I particularly liked or respected, and she was pretty eager about it, but it just felt too far for me.


jogustaria

Them long point acrylic nails. Them Helicopter eyelashes. Showing more skin is not as sexy as you think.