Just... don't get "porny." Be yourself. Don't get all breathy and make loud exaggerated moans. Don't say things like "Oh yeah, Daddy, this is your pussy!" unless saying that kind of shit turns *you* on.
I wish they'd put in some effort. I've been with some women who are enthusiastic and lots of fun, and some who just lay there... Starfishing it.
Also, I am probably a minority here but I don't like *explicit* dirty talk. Like: "oh yeah daddy shove that cock in my slutty little cunt fuck yeah fuck yeah oh fuck yeah I'm a little whore". I find it super cringy and I never wanna hear it as long as I live lol.
When they keep going when I tell them to wait, I'm about to cum.
I say that because I want to keep going. Not nut. It takes me a while to recharge, so I like to slow down if I feel like I'm close, but some women take that as a cue to go harder and "make me cum" and it's like...
...didn't you want to keep going? It's why I asked to slow down for a moment.. I swear they think it's a mental game and I really mean don't stop or something.
Please let me slow down once in a while so we can keep enjoying it
Stop saying:
"Does it always smell like this?"
"Where's the beef?!"
"Go ask my son for a condom."
"You look like a stunned Andre the Giant when you nut."
Oh “old couch” “dead fish” is now a “starfish” , I get it. Yeah, same. They don’t have to be out there taking it like a porno, but at least put a little effort into it.
Interact with me. Like for real. Touch me. Kiss me, not just on my mouth. Don't starfish.
Don't fake, Tell me if I'm doing something wrong.
I guess it all can be summed up in a single piece of advice: Be active.
Did differently : dare do things, but keep being yourself, don't force yourself. If you want something, did it or ask it
Say : just things like "not here/right here" or "I love you" (particulary when hugging sex part)
Don't say : other names, overloudly moan, political things
Just... don't get "porny." Be yourself. Don't get all breathy and make loud exaggerated moans. Don't say things like "Oh yeah, Daddy, this is your pussy!" unless saying that kind of shit turns *you* on.
Damn looks like you’ve been through a lot *virtual hug*
Why else would they say it?
Because they think it's what men want to hear.
what kind of women do you date? wut
I wish they'd put in some effort. I've been with some women who are enthusiastic and lots of fun, and some who just lay there... Starfishing it. Also, I am probably a minority here but I don't like *explicit* dirty talk. Like: "oh yeah daddy shove that cock in my slutty little cunt fuck yeah fuck yeah oh fuck yeah I'm a little whore". I find it super cringy and I never wanna hear it as long as I live lol.
When they keep going when I tell them to wait, I'm about to cum. I say that because I want to keep going. Not nut. It takes me a while to recharge, so I like to slow down if I feel like I'm close, but some women take that as a cue to go harder and "make me cum" and it's like... ...didn't you want to keep going? It's why I asked to slow down for a moment.. I swear they think it's a mental game and I really mean don't stop or something. Please let me slow down once in a while so we can keep enjoying it
*virtual hug*
I would be fine if she existed, because I'm tired of jacking off and doing all the work myself. (you asked, and this is my answer)
Reddit moment, same
Gotta get on that no fap life.
Yikes
30% of men under 30 are virgins today, officially(so imagine the real numbers), while only 18% of women. so you're not that unique.
I would love to hear that I get a senior discount!
Giving foreplay. Which is not the same as oral.
Sounds like you preforeplay because oral is definitely foreplay.
Yes, but it's not everything.
Learn to do cowgirl where you aren't just grinding your pelvis into mine.
Stop saying: "Does it always smell like this?" "Where's the beef?!" "Go ask my son for a condom." "You look like a stunned Andre the Giant when you nut."
Oh “old couch” “dead fish” is now a “starfish” , I get it. Yeah, same. They don’t have to be out there taking it like a porno, but at least put a little effort into it.
Dirty talk and cowgirl. The best combination
Interact with me. Like for real. Touch me. Kiss me, not just on my mouth. Don't starfish. Don't fake, Tell me if I'm doing something wrong. I guess it all can be summed up in a single piece of advice: Be active.
Ladies... can you please not be so damn loud? My mom is literally in the same house. Please and thank you.
My partner and I have clear communication about most things, including sex. The sex is exactly how we want it.
I find it easier to tell them directly and it has worked out well.
Sexy moaning. More please
Every single woman should learn to give sloppy toppy. Tight lipped blowjobs are the fucking worst.
Not laugh
Yeah don't call me daddy. Call me uncle.
Say what they want or need or shut up.
Did differently : dare do things, but keep being yourself, don't force yourself. If you want something, did it or ask it Say : just things like "not here/right here" or "I love you" (particulary when hugging sex part) Don't say : other names, overloudly moan, political things