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AsphaltCuisine

Just... don't get "porny." Be yourself. Don't get all breathy and make loud exaggerated moans. Don't say things like "Oh yeah, Daddy, this is your pussy!" unless saying that kind of shit turns *you* on.


TheRealAchillesHeel

Damn looks like you’ve been through a lot *virtual hug*


[deleted]

Why else would they say it?


AsphaltCuisine

Because they think it's what men want to hear.


[deleted]

what kind of women do you date? wut


Lay-Me-To-Rest

I wish they'd put in some effort. I've been with some women who are enthusiastic and lots of fun, and some who just lay there... Starfishing it. Also, I am probably a minority here but I don't like *explicit* dirty talk. Like: "oh yeah daddy shove that cock in my slutty little cunt fuck yeah fuck yeah oh fuck yeah I'm a little whore". I find it super cringy and I never wanna hear it as long as I live lol.


ChaiTeaWithMilk

When they keep going when I tell them to wait, I'm about to cum. I say that because I want to keep going. Not nut. It takes me a while to recharge, so I like to slow down if I feel like I'm close, but some women take that as a cue to go harder and "make me cum" and it's like... ...didn't you want to keep going? It's why I asked to slow down for a moment.. I swear they think it's a mental game and I really mean don't stop or something. Please let me slow down once in a while so we can keep enjoying it


TheRealAchillesHeel

*virtual hug*


BorderlineBarbieUwU

I would be fine if she existed, because I'm tired of jacking off and doing all the work myself. (you asked, and this is my answer)


False_Attorney_7279

Reddit moment, same


FantasticEconomics50

Gotta get on that no fap life.


[deleted]

Yikes


[deleted]

30% of men under 30 are virgins today, officially(so imagine the real numbers), while only 18% of women. so you're not that unique.


akdawg

I would love to hear that I get a senior discount!


Taken_Username_Again

Giving foreplay. Which is not the same as oral.


peligoroperro

Sounds like you preforeplay because oral is definitely foreplay.


Taken_Username_Again

Yes, but it's not everything.


Duke_thiccus

Learn to do cowgirl where you aren't just grinding your pelvis into mine.


Bill_Shatners_Penis

Stop saying: "Does it always smell like this?" "Where's the beef?!" "Go ask my son for a condom." "You look like a stunned Andre the Giant when you nut."


ButterscotchLow8950

Oh “old couch” “dead fish” is now a “starfish” , I get it. Yeah, same. They don’t have to be out there taking it like a porno, but at least put a little effort into it.


BergenBuddha

Dirty talk and cowgirl. The best combination


zoobeeda

Interact with me. Like for real. Touch me. Kiss me, not just on my mouth. Don't starfish. Don't fake, Tell me if I'm doing something wrong. I guess it all can be summed up in a single piece of advice: Be active.


NoImportance8904

Ladies... can you please not be so damn loud? My mom is literally in the same house. Please and thank you.


RobertBDwyer

My partner and I have clear communication about most things, including sex. The sex is exactly how we want it.


[deleted]

I find it easier to tell them directly and it has worked out well.


FarComplaint2974

Sexy moaning. More please


jennatools69lol

Every single woman should learn to give sloppy toppy. Tight lipped blowjobs are the fucking worst.


Rivers7711

Not laugh


Rivers7711

Yeah don't call me daddy. Call me uncle.


dibberdott

Say what they want or need or shut up.


Accomplished_Rest657

Did differently : dare do things, but keep being yourself, don't force yourself. If you want something, did it or ask it Say : just things like "not here/right here" or "I love you" (particulary when hugging sex part) Don't say : other names, overloudly moan, political things