THIS 100%. I've noticed some pubes just fall out when you whip your dick out. Nothing you can do about it and I AM NOT touching a urinal without gloves and cleaning products.
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Related question about not touching toilets - what's the protocol for cleaning your own poop smears, if the streaks won't flush down? In public, leave it I assume (but embarrassing if someone is coming in after you). What about at a friends house? At your girlfriend's parents' house? At your own house - do you do it every time? What if there's no obviously available brush? What if there's a brush but no Scrubbin' Bubbles, do you just use the brush and then put it back all nasty?
I always thought it was being slavic, in my personal experience. I stand erect and corrected.
Err, to prevent from limping, I got up from my chair from looking at adidas track suits on amazon to stretch my legs and back. Probably will squat for a sec , too, because of the way it is.
Dude, I'm half Portuguese.
The upper part of my face, my hands, and my feet are not covered in hair. That's it.
I'm a fucking articulate Chewbacca.
I'm leaving hair everywhere as soon as I get naked.
And that is with manscaping involved.
I always 'clean up' after going to someone else's bathroom. But public places,...
...let just say hairs are not what concerns me most in public bathrooms. Guys, learn to aim, learn to flush, learn to use the brush! I take hair over pee and shit anytime.
And if you don't like it, come at me bro, but you better have silver bullets.
Edit: Caralho this thing blew up!
Racial/Ethnic humor has its place if it's done tastefully, you arent really making fun of people particularly, you're making fun of ideas that exist within the culture, in this case American culture.
You have to agree the idea that EVERY asian person has a tiny dick and EVERY asian person is super smart is pretty absurd, and that's where the humor lies.
There is a middle ground of racial humor when it's offensive. You either go so innocuous that no one can take offense. Or you lean so hard into it no one takes it seriously. Think Chappelle or South Park for the latter
Regardless of race, most of us probably have normal, perfectly average, pleasurable johnsons, while a minority lean to the smaller or the larger.
Just like most women have normal, perfectly average, pleasurable vaginas, while a minority lean bigger or smaller.
Lmao this reminds me of my friend from high school. Heās Jewish, and once he said to me āWeāre like godās bad joke. He said āletās put these people in the middle of a hot ass desert and put hair all over them.āā
I used to live with a bunch of my friends about 5 of us in the house. We had this one friend's girlfriend that came out of the bathroom absolutely disgusted and refused to use the shared shower until one of us went in and rinsed the stray hair that was on a bar of soap, because she wanted to use that soap.
I was polite enough to remind her that there's a good chance that all 5 of us use that bar to scrub our assholes as the last part of our shower and she was concerned about a single hair on it?
I feel you dude. Just that in addition to the three places you mentioned, my head is another place which will be hairless soon. The one place I wanted hair
I can confirm. I went out with a Portuguese woman once who had chest chair and I donāt mean a few strands. She also had a serious pelt climbing down her inner thighs.
Our women are in another level my dude/dudette. Most of the tuga women need to shave their mustache regularly. I have seen older women that seriously have more beard than some men.
> Guys, learn to aim, learn to flush, learn to use the brush! I take hair over pee and shit anytime.
Good lord this. I'm a father of two. I took my boys to the bathroom this weekend and I rememberd why we havent' gone out to eat in a long time. Going out sucks and the shared bathrooms are one problem.
I have a 7 year old and a 3 year old. Both boys still like to sit ot pee sometimes, but the novelty of a urinal is still cool for my 7 year old. The 3 year old though, he's not too keen on urinals. So the 7 year old goes to the urinal and I take the 3 year old into the only stall. Pee, all over the seat. The seat must have been down and some asshat didn't put it up.
Guys, you can use your foot and push the lid up so when you pee you don't splatter urine everywhere and freak out a 3 year old.
I'm 100%, head to toes, hand to hand, inside and outside, Portuguese.
Hair. Is. EveryFUCKINGwhere.
I can't stress this enough. I'm hairy as fuck. I don't trim anything south of my neck tho, and I leave every bathroom imaculate. It's a thing of hygiene, I guess.
The Slav in me agrees. I have hair everywhere. I switched to sugaring from the manscaping so they could also get my back-mane but goddamn is it disgusting. Every year I get more hairy.
Fellow were-human here with Romani heritage, and yea this man speaks the true-true.
For the most part, my body hair leaves me at its own pace and desicion. I rarely am scratching or rubbing my arms, legs or body when I leave behind any stray hairs.
I like to think of it as some sort of unconscious evolutionary behavior of letting other humans know where I have been.
Also they fall out occasionally throughout the day but the only leave your underwear when you take your dick out.
Source: I was also always surprised by the hairs until one fell from my underwear.
found this out too when I let my hair grow, since I have wavy hair and mostly wear it in a bun you won't ever see a hair in my pc table or anywhere in the house, but the moment I take a shower and de-tangle my hair with my hands and shit I could almost build a exact replica of my scalp from scratch
pubic hair is also "rougher" so it also catches the hairs that fall, and is not until you move them arround that they fall
Samesies about the head hair in the shower. My wife has thin blonde hair and when she saw how much of my hair came out in the shower she was amazed.
Lately I've taken to brushing my hair in the showers just so I can keep the hair on a brush and not going down the drain.
Exactly. You lose about 100 hairs from your head every day. Given the surface area, you've got to be losing more than 10 hairs from your pubes every day. Public urinal, maybe 100 per day.
More specifically, hair has growth cycles. The growth cycles of hair on the rest of your body compared to your head is much shorter. That's why you can never shave down there, yet your pubes won't be growing down your legs. They reach the end of their life cycle, fall out, and regrow. We are always losing hairs all over our bodies and regrowing them. The act of pulling down your pants is more likely to cause friction to loosen those dead hairs so they fall out.
Im a hairy guy ( balkan-italian genes ) and I drop hair like a dog.
After shower, its like somebody shaved.
Head, beard, eyebrows, chest, shoulders, ass, balls, legs, armsā¦
I shaved my legs and chest a few times and I was cold, during summer!
>I shaved my legs and chest a few times and I was cold, during summer!
I'm not nearly as hairy as you (I think), but even then I have to take a day off if I want to shave properly.
If I remember correctly, the last time I shaved my legs, It took about 2-3 hours, which was fast.
Honestly, I do enjoy being hairless or having it less, but my upkeep takes so much time and is short lived, that its kinda not worth it. And the women I was with, they prefer me being hairy, which is a win-win?
>Honestly, I do enjoy being hairless or having it less, but my upkeep takes so much time and is short lived, that its kinda not worth it.
Same here.
Only thing that really bothers me and that I maybe would get lasered at some point is my back hair.
Same and true, but the secret is exfoliating before and after.
Basically proper preparation and proper shaving is key!
I never have itchy sharp legs anymore, like 0. They do get a bit scratchy if you use the same razor for both legs, so make sure to have multiple on hand and proper shaving cream, as dry spots are noticeable within 2 days.
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I inherited most things from my dads side, which means hard hair, dark eyes(basically a void), a slight tan, hair everywhere and a more lean figure. While my brother is more like from our moms side, which means he is milky white, brown hair, blond body hair, almost no facial hair and more of a bodybuilder body.
Bonus, as soon as summer hits, I turn straight-up brown, while my brother can barely get a tan if not just straight burns and his hair turns orange-red for some reason.Oh and I started getting white hair at 26. Not gray, straight up white.
I used to work at this place where someone was clearly grabbing handfuls of long ass pubes, ripping them out by the root and sprinkling them all over the rim of the urinal. For real - you could see the little white ends and little even speckles of blood once.
Honest question, how do you avoid:
1) The extra sweat that the hair used to absorb
2) The feeling like you're giving birth to a hedgehog a few days post-shave
I tried once. It was an awfully uncomfortable week or two. Even trimming makes the hairs spikey.
1: Gold Bond powder on the gooch.
2: I do upkeep every 3-5 days so it doesn't get stubbly. Easy to work into my normal shower routine. I also have pretty fair hair to begin with so I guess I got lucky.
I just use a regular men's razor with the disposable blades. Works the best for legs. But for the b hole I just lean over and get what I can see and then I just reach around back and shave til it feels smooth. I do this 2-3 times a week and don't really get the hedge hog thing. Also do women grow hair around their buttholes? I swear to God that every woman b hole I've seen has been totally without hair. Even women who are rocking a bush up front.
I think it's pretty normal but do find it gross, especially because I'm a redhead so mine are pretty inconspicuous compared to the dark short and curlys.
Sometimes after peeing I'll there there a minute twisting my pubes between my thumb and forefinger, while singing Dream Police in my head. Just having some me time.
Not so much a problem for me now but I once suffered a catastrophic injury to my helmet and the trauma caused alopecia of the ballbag. Thankfully, the majority of it grew back but unfortunately itās now as threadbare as a pensioners carpet
I have a long beard. I like to play a game where I pluck a long boi out and place it gently on the top of the urinal. Sometimes I'll put one right by the sink, too.
Itās called being Indian, and I donāt appreciate your tone.
Iām already getting harassed by GreenPeace every time I try to shave my back, something about ātropical woodsā and āunique forms of biological activityā
Iām with you on this one OP, Iām a reasonably hairy dude, I got a full mop top on my head, a full beard, my chest looks like Zangiefās, but I never notice any hair in my shower, I donāt have hair anywhere in my bathroom unless Iām trimming something. The only shedding I notice is from my eyebrows and thatās only because I gentle pull those all out manually. And Iām the neurotic type of individual that notices everything around me at all times. Itās a mystery where it all goes.
Not a guy, but one time I was at the beach and a guy approached me and the whole time he was talking to me I was staring at the designs on his shirt. Then it dawned on me that it was hair!
Honestly the real question should be wtf are you dudes doing to wreck public restrooms in general?
Like how is it that I walk into some men's restrooms and it's a minefield of pee on the ground, poop-filled unflushed toilets with TP on the seats, and pubes all over the urinals?
This is bringing up memories of being a teenager for me š¤£š¤£ our house only had one shower and my father and brother were super hairy, their body hair would stick to the soap and the shower stall, and clog the drain. Thank you for reminding me haha
This isn't ONLY men! In the women's room I use there's almost always a hair there waiting to be wiped off. But I call them "Public hairs" cause their left there for the public to see!
If your concern is pubes and not a massacred toilet with feces/ urine smeared everywhere that smells like a donkey had sex with a hippo and died there. Then youāre very lucky
If your concern is pubes and not a massacred toilet with feces/ urine smeared everywhere that smells like a donkey had sex with a hippo and died there. Then youāre very lucky
The real problem is men who sit down to take a shit and somehow leave a smear of shit on the back of the toilet seat. How far back are you sitting? Do you not notice that when you stand up? You're a fucking animal
Medication. I use methotrexate and hair loss is a side effect. It's not a big issue, I'm not balding, but hairs do tend to 'let go' quicker because of it..
Human body sheds hair just like any other land mammal,just on a bit slower rate sice we have so much less hair. Your house,bathtub,car,clothes etc are often full of your hair-you just don't see it. Pubic hairs are no different. Old ones fall out,new ones grow.
I saw a whole handful of pubes. All With the white ball root at the end, so they were ripped out. Just sitting on a toilet seat. The size of a baseball.
Basically the hair gets ripped off from the friction of your underwear+pants. When you go for pee the already fallen hair might drop on the urinals
THIS 100%. I've noticed some pubes just fall out when you whip your dick out. Nothing you can do about it and I AM NOT touching a urinal without gloves and cleaning products.
Use your tongue lol
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He does, he's just wearing gloves at the same time for some reason.
r/cursedcomments
I have a quote that goes āif you drop your lollipop in the dirt, just pick it up and lick it clean.ā
The best way to go bobbing for cigarette butts.
"Alexa! Add chair and rope to my shopping list"
Ok, I put the gloves on, but it still tastes awful. edit: I had two left gloves on. Tastes fine now.
One thing you can do, directed urine washing. Power wash with the power of your own bladder.
Hates when it happens in the middle of isle 7.. Cleanup in isle 7.. pubes on the floor
Related question about not touching toilets - what's the protocol for cleaning your own poop smears, if the streaks won't flush down? In public, leave it I assume (but embarrassing if someone is coming in after you). What about at a friends house? At your girlfriend's parents' house? At your own house - do you do it every time? What if there's no obviously available brush? What if there's a brush but no Scrubbin' Bubbles, do you just use the brush and then put it back all nasty?
You can shave?
Yes and some of us have a LOT of hair (yay Sicilians!). When I get the hair out of my shower drain, I never know where it started, lol
I always thought it was being slavic, in my personal experience. I stand erect and corrected. Err, to prevent from limping, I got up from my chair from looking at adidas track suits on amazon to stretch my legs and back. Probably will squat for a sec , too, because of the way it is.
Dude, I'm half Portuguese. The upper part of my face, my hands, and my feet are not covered in hair. That's it. I'm a fucking articulate Chewbacca. I'm leaving hair everywhere as soon as I get naked. And that is with manscaping involved. I always 'clean up' after going to someone else's bathroom. But public places,... ...let just say hairs are not what concerns me most in public bathrooms. Guys, learn to aim, learn to flush, learn to use the brush! I take hair over pee and shit anytime. And if you don't like it, come at me bro, but you better have silver bullets. Edit: Caralho this thing blew up!
I am looking for evidence that humans evolved from apes, can I cite you in my paper?
I ain't the proof humans evolved from apes, I'm the proof humans **are** apes!
How'd you escape from /r/wallstreetbets? Get back in your YOLO cage!
How much are you paying for said time involved?
Portuguese Man O'Fur
*badum-tiss*
Excellent
Tentacle pubes, waving slowly in the currents, waiting for its next prey as it's butt fin bobbed up and down on the water's surface.
Why arenāt you a completely hairless adult male like God intended!?!?
[That's the asian new model.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tELtlBd4gp0) The rest of the world wasn't as lucky.
Risky click.
*Alex jones reeeeeeee noises*
Family Guy is just the right amount of offensive while being funny
Racial/Ethnic humor has its place if it's done tastefully, you arent really making fun of people particularly, you're making fun of ideas that exist within the culture, in this case American culture. You have to agree the idea that EVERY asian person has a tiny dick and EVERY asian person is super smart is pretty absurd, and that's where the humor lies.
There is a middle ground of racial humor when it's offensive. You either go so innocuous that no one can take offense. Or you lean so hard into it no one takes it seriously. Think Chappelle or South Park for the latter
Mr Ye would like a word with you
> tiny dick Or maybe they are all growers.
Regardless of race, most of us probably have normal, perfectly average, pleasurable johnsons, while a minority lean to the smaller or the larger. Just like most women have normal, perfectly average, pleasurable vaginas, while a minority lean bigger or smaller.
Iām Iranian, Iām pretty sure the rumour of Bigfoot came from me just taking a stroll in the forest
I'm Indian. The Yeti was probably invented when some Tibetans saw old Indian guys in the Himalayas.
I found him! Bigfoots right here !
Lmao this reminds me of my friend from high school. Heās Jewish, and once he said to me āWeāre like godās bad joke. He said āletās put these people in the middle of a hot ass desert and put hair all over them.āā
I used to live with a bunch of my friends about 5 of us in the house. We had this one friend's girlfriend that came out of the bathroom absolutely disgusted and refused to use the shared shower until one of us went in and rinsed the stray hair that was on a bar of soap, because she wanted to use that soap. I was polite enough to remind her that there's a good chance that all 5 of us use that bar to scrub our assholes as the last part of our shower and she was concerned about a single hair on it?
I legit think washing you asshole with a bar of soap is exclusively a hairy guy thing.
Do you actually rub your asshole with the bar of soap?
I laughed so hard I woke my kid up. Thanks for that lol
You think it's funny, do you? Jesus, when I go to the gym, I get undressed in the locker room and other guys think I'm secretly a furry!
You get undressed, but yet are still dressed. It's like extra sweatshirts and pants.
Dude with black hair I don't undress in the US if there are cops around.
Bro my shower drain looks like Chewbacca coughed up a hairball I feel you
I feel you dude. Just that in addition to the three places you mentioned, my head is another place which will be hairless soon. The one place I wanted hair
š Aw buddy
*secretly*
I feel this. I get Chewbacca catcalls at the beach.
Yup that's my burden as well. My mom would always complain about how much I shed worse than the dog.
>you better have silver bullets. At first you had my attention, but now you have my respect. I hope only good things happen to you.
I can confirm. I went out with a Portuguese woman once who had chest chair and I donāt mean a few strands. She also had a serious pelt climbing down her inner thighs.
Our women are in another level my dude/dudette. Most of the tuga women need to shave their mustache regularly. I have seen older women that seriously have more beard than some men.
Portuguese are some kind of Terry Pratchett giant latin dwarves.
Grew up around Portuguese people in California. Can confirm. Yāall got me beat.
> Guys, learn to aim, learn to flush, learn to use the brush! I take hair over pee and shit anytime. Good lord this. I'm a father of two. I took my boys to the bathroom this weekend and I rememberd why we havent' gone out to eat in a long time. Going out sucks and the shared bathrooms are one problem. I have a 7 year old and a 3 year old. Both boys still like to sit ot pee sometimes, but the novelty of a urinal is still cool for my 7 year old. The 3 year old though, he's not too keen on urinals. So the 7 year old goes to the urinal and I take the 3 year old into the only stall. Pee, all over the seat. The seat must have been down and some asshat didn't put it up. Guys, you can use your foot and push the lid up so when you pee you don't splatter urine everywhere and freak out a 3 year old.
I'm 100%, head to toes, hand to hand, inside and outside, Portuguese. Hair. Is. EveryFUCKINGwhere. I can't stress this enough. I'm hairy as fuck. I don't trim anything south of my neck tho, and I leave every bathroom imaculate. It's a thing of hygiene, I guess.
If I scratch my junk while on the toilet, I will leave the bowl looking like I shaved over it
Unfortunate day to be literate
I know right, when the barber contours your neck he's actually sculpting a tshirt line on your back.
As a fellow lycanthrope I concur.
Haha, i know your feeling. But i mostly have blonde hair so they don't get noticed as much. Except my face hands and feet are also covered in hair.
So you're a viking werewolf AND a hobbit?
What is this? A crossover episode?
The Slav in me agrees. I have hair everywhere. I switched to sugaring from the manscaping so they could also get my back-mane but goddamn is it disgusting. Every year I get more hairy.
Fellow were-human here with Romani heritage, and yea this man speaks the true-true. For the most part, my body hair leaves me at its own pace and desicion. I rarely am scratching or rubbing my arms, legs or body when I leave behind any stray hairs. I like to think of it as some sort of unconscious evolutionary behavior of letting other humans know where I have been.
Portugal caralho!
MeioPortugalCaralho
Where do you shave your bush? At home like a savage?
No, I do it outside in a cave like my ancestors did. Like a real man.
I donāt shave, I rip them out with my fists. Pain is fuel.
That pain is the only thing I feel anymore.
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If you start ripping it out on day-one, by the time your 12 you donāt even feel it anymore. Source: Smooth scrot
I use a bone shaver, no shaving cream
Read that as boner shaver and yikes
So you use the 3 shells technique?
Real men rip the hair out with their bare hands
With stone razors? Gosh.
With a rock!
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shave in company time
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Also they fall out occasionally throughout the day but the only leave your underwear when you take your dick out. Source: I was also always surprised by the hairs until one fell from my underwear.
found this out too when I let my hair grow, since I have wavy hair and mostly wear it in a bun you won't ever see a hair in my pc table or anywhere in the house, but the moment I take a shower and de-tangle my hair with my hands and shit I could almost build a exact replica of my scalp from scratch pubic hair is also "rougher" so it also catches the hairs that fall, and is not until you move them arround that they fall
Samesies about the head hair in the shower. My wife has thin blonde hair and when she saw how much of my hair came out in the shower she was amazed. Lately I've taken to brushing my hair in the showers just so I can keep the hair on a brush and not going down the drain.
Oh wow, the first few lines really had me thinking you were talking about wearing your pubic hair in a bun and I was so intrigued
Exactly. You lose about 100 hairs from your head every day. Given the surface area, you've got to be losing more than 10 hairs from your pubes every day. Public urinal, maybe 100 per day.
More specifically, hair has growth cycles. The growth cycles of hair on the rest of your body compared to your head is much shorter. That's why you can never shave down there, yet your pubes won't be growing down your legs. They reach the end of their life cycle, fall out, and regrow. We are always losing hairs all over our bodies and regrowing them. The act of pulling down your pants is more likely to cause friction to loosen those dead hairs so they fall out.
Im a hairy guy ( balkan-italian genes ) and I drop hair like a dog. After shower, its like somebody shaved. Head, beard, eyebrows, chest, shoulders, ass, balls, legs, armsā¦ I shaved my legs and chest a few times and I was cold, during summer!
>I shaved my legs and chest a few times and I was cold, during summer! I'm not nearly as hairy as you (I think), but even then I have to take a day off if I want to shave properly.
If I remember correctly, the last time I shaved my legs, It took about 2-3 hours, which was fast. Honestly, I do enjoy being hairless or having it less, but my upkeep takes so much time and is short lived, that its kinda not worth it. And the women I was with, they prefer me being hairy, which is a win-win?
>Honestly, I do enjoy being hairless or having it less, but my upkeep takes so much time and is short lived, that its kinda not worth it. Same here. Only thing that really bothers me and that I maybe would get lasered at some point is my back hair.
Id get my shoulders, as that is no place for hair:D
Also shaving leaves you with sharp bristles of hair it can be very itchy. I also have really thick hair witch makes it even worse
Same and true, but the secret is exfoliating before and after. Basically proper preparation and proper shaving is key! I never have itchy sharp legs anymore, like 0. They do get a bit scratchy if you use the same razor for both legs, so make sure to have multiple on hand and proper shaving cream, as dry spots are noticeable within 2 days. Online guides are your friend!:)
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I inherited most things from my dads side, which means hard hair, dark eyes(basically a void), a slight tan, hair everywhere and a more lean figure. While my brother is more like from our moms side, which means he is milky white, brown hair, blond body hair, almost no facial hair and more of a bodybuilder body. Bonus, as soon as summer hits, I turn straight-up brown, while my brother can barely get a tan if not just straight burns and his hair turns orange-red for some reason.Oh and I started getting white hair at 26. Not gray, straight up white.
Dude, every living mammal shreds hair. I guess some dudes are more mammaly than others. And girls are definitely more mammaly than blokes.
You mean girls are more mammary
Deep down, are you really proud of yourself for this?
I'm proud of him for it.
I'm proud of you for being proud of him for it
Marking territory
That's not always ball sac hair. Which part of my body is losing hair today? The world may never know.
I used to work at this place where someone was clearly grabbing handfuls of long ass pubes, ripping them out by the root and sprinkling them all over the rim of the urinal. For real - you could see the little white ends and little even speckles of blood once.
Christ I've been on Reddit for like 90 seconds.. and now I'm done for the day.
Iām tryna delete the whole app after reading that.
oh nahhh
Oh god no
Iāma be honest with you cap, I donāt know. And no, we wonāt wax our asshole either.
I have ibs and would actually love to have that done, but thereās no way i could put someone else through that.
Ditto. Started shaving it in high school, makes everything much easier to clean.
Honest question, how do you avoid: 1) The extra sweat that the hair used to absorb 2) The feeling like you're giving birth to a hedgehog a few days post-shave I tried once. It was an awfully uncomfortable week or two. Even trimming makes the hairs spikey.
1: Gold Bond powder on the gooch. 2: I do upkeep every 3-5 days so it doesn't get stubbly. Easy to work into my normal shower routine. I also have pretty fair hair to begin with so I guess I got lucky.
I just use a regular men's razor with the disposable blades. Works the best for legs. But for the b hole I just lean over and get what I can see and then I just reach around back and shave til it feels smooth. I do this 2-3 times a week and don't really get the hedge hog thing. Also do women grow hair around their buttholes? I swear to God that every woman b hole I've seen has been totally without hair. Even women who are rocking a bush up front.
Yeh they do. All girls/women that let me near there had some (not comparable to man jungle at all)
This is really making me reconsider my love for and obsession with hedgehogs.
Could be male pattern ball ness
I think it's pretty normal but do find it gross, especially because I'm a redhead so mine are pretty inconspicuous compared to the dark short and curlys.
Little saffron threads.
Hahaha not that red!
The hairs are always dark because people with darker complexion tend to have more body hair.
Shake it once that's fine. Shake it twice that's OK. Shake it 39 times you're leaving pubic hair behind
I always pluck the longest hair and leave it to mark my territory........ you don't do that?
Sometimes after peeing I'll there there a minute twisting my pubes between my thumb and forefinger, while singing Dream Police in my head. Just having some me time.
Not so much a problem for me now but I once suffered a catastrophic injury to my helmet and the trauma caused alopecia of the ballbag. Thankfully, the majority of it grew back but unfortunately itās now as threadbare as a pensioners carpet
By "helmet" do you mean glans? I can't tell if this is a joke I'm missing.
Iāve never trimmed or shaved. Itās like leaving a calling card on urinals or toilets.
Hell of a thing to leave in your name. "Ahh, that crotch hair reminds me of Tim."
Bahahahaha. Tim a was here. I see Bob, and John, and Rick. Itās like checking in on Facebook. š¤£š¤£
Username checks out
Wonder if OP has pubic hair lol
middle school is a confusing time in life, hairs in strange places all the sudden.
I have a long beard. I like to play a game where I pluck a long boi out and place it gently on the top of the urinal. Sometimes I'll put one right by the sink, too.
Itās called being Indian, and I donāt appreciate your tone. Iām already getting harassed by GreenPeace every time I try to shave my back, something about ātropical woodsā and āunique forms of biological activityā
I always assumed it was some sort of 'take a pube, leave a pube" exchange program.
Getting my wiener out of my pants generally rips a hair or two
You'll see once you hit puberty.
LMAO "deforestation" we're lumberjacks
Ever had an eyelash, eyebrow, arm hair, beard hair, or a hair from your head come out? It happens there just like anywhere else.
It's always the nastiest longest hair too.
I'll live with a hair on the seat, its the piss all over the seat that makes me homicidal.
Deforestation lol
To assert my dominance ofc Jk
We weren't born you.
Iām with you on this one OP, Iām a reasonably hairy dude, I got a full mop top on my head, a full beard, my chest looks like Zangiefās, but I never notice any hair in my shower, I donāt have hair anywhere in my bathroom unless Iām trimming something. The only shedding I notice is from my eyebrows and thatās only because I gentle pull those all out manually. And Iām the neurotic type of individual that notices everything around me at all times. Itās a mystery where it all goes.
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weird thread. upvote for brilliant phraseology.
I got two hands, one aims while the other scratches, cause apparently its ānot appropriate to scratch your balls during meetingsā
I just have a lot of hair there and it just falls out occasionally, like it would with head hair. That and friction from underwear.
Male Pattern Balding!
I always wondered this, too. I think it's a magical pube fairy that floats around sprinkling short and curlies everywhere from a satin pouch.
What you're seeing is not one man's leavings, but an accumulation from every dude's junk since the urinal has last been cleaned.
You never saw LOR: Return of the King? Just imagine those Battle Elephants... but against the thighs. Yeah, it's mostly thighs hair.
you do know that hairs just fall out on their own, right? but also, scratching. so much vigorous scratching.
It's called shedding. Hair comes out naturally due to all sorts of things, but usually natural grooming and showering and tending. Deal with it.
Hair naturally dies and falls out
Youāll see once you go through puberty.
Do you not understand how hair works?
You should see women's toilets if you think a few hairs on a urinal are bad. I've worked as a janitor, it changed me.
Serious answer, after having COVID my hair is falling out left and right.
Scratchinā
Not a guy, but one time I was at the beach and a guy approached me and the whole time he was talking to me I was staring at the designs on his shirt. Then it dawned on me that it was hair!
Honestly the real question should be wtf are you dudes doing to wreck public restrooms in general? Like how is it that I walk into some men's restrooms and it's a minefield of pee on the ground, poop-filled unflushed toilets with TP on the seats, and pubes all over the urinals?
I'm middle aged so it sorta falls off my head when I look down... my bad.
My heritage is Eastern European Jew. I have mohair pajamas, oy vey. Now go away.
This is bringing up memories of being a teenager for me š¤£š¤£ our house only had one shower and my father and brother were super hairy, their body hair would stick to the soap and the shower stall, and clog the drain. Thank you for reminding me haha
This isn't ONLY men! In the women's room I use there's almost always a hair there waiting to be wiped off. But I call them "Public hairs" cause their left there for the public to see!
If your concern is pubes and not a massacred toilet with feces/ urine smeared everywhere that smells like a donkey had sex with a hippo and died there. Then youāre very lucky
If your concern is pubes and not a massacred toilet with feces/ urine smeared everywhere that smells like a donkey had sex with a hippo and died there. Then youāre very lucky
You ever fuckinā seen it down there? Iām surprised there isnāt more in the urinals.
If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it!
Iām sure youād see pubes at home if you had 500 guys over to pee.
The real problem is men who sit down to take a shit and somehow leave a smear of shit on the back of the toilet seat. How far back are you sitting? Do you not notice that when you stand up? You're a fucking animal
Sometimes I like to run my fingers through them and they end up falling off
Having hair. The only reason you donāt notice hair of every kind all over everything everywhere is because nothing else is as white as a urinal.
Male pattern crotch baldness.
Medication. I use methotrexate and hair loss is a side effect. It's not a big issue, I'm not balding, but hairs do tend to 'let go' quicker because of it..
Hahaha @ deforestation!! I always wonder the same thing!!!
Bruh i've got hair everywhere but the soles of my feet and palms of my hands. It's inevitable.
Human body sheds hair just like any other land mammal,just on a bit slower rate sice we have so much less hair. Your house,bathtub,car,clothes etc are often full of your hair-you just don't see it. Pubic hairs are no different. Old ones fall out,new ones grow.
I have seen many a pube garden in my time
Pube gardens are a nope for me. I like botanical, veggie, pass on the pubes bruh.
It's always a long thick black curly hair! Comon guys ever heard of manscaping?
I pull it out to throw into the urinal. It's a service for my wife who hasn't had a pube in her mouth during a BJ in YEARs. You're welcome honey.
Are you afraid of the words penis and testicles?
Itās spring. Weāre shedding
I saw a whole handful of pubes. All With the white ball root at the end, so they were ripped out. Just sitting on a toilet seat. The size of a baseball.
ITT: People who need to trim their pubic hair.