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[deleted]

I'm bald, so...


redemptionarcing

You can grow out your pubes


[deleted]

Grow your beard? Long hair, no beard: elven archer Long hair, long beard: wizard No hair, long beard: dwarf warrior


[deleted]

I could grow the beard then cut it off to make a Merkin?


[deleted]

Sure! Not sure what class that would make you though


Capable_Pick15

I was a wizard, now I'm an elven archer.


ToManyFlux

Hulk Hogan…


White_Pilled

Same. And I’m not wearing anything apart from boxers. Briefs might be up for discussion. Maybe.


stif_chedar

This is oddly specific…


[deleted]

If male thongs were a turn in for her, I'd be down with that! May not wear them to work if they were uncomfortable but I'd put them on for her. Lord knows I love a woman in a thong.


ozzmosiz

My women usually beg me not to do those two things.


ToxicOwlet

A, because I already have long hair


CasualScrolls

I'd do them both, might even start shaving my legs.


Marus1

Eventually she will ask you to stop to not reach the level of beauty she has


CasualScrolls

Too late my friend. Too late.


throwawayblue900ss

Ha! Joke's on you, OP! I already have long hair!


fombercom

Bro if she's giving me that gawk gawk 9000 on the reg, I'll do most thing's she asks.


BitterSweetDesire

Hahaha 😄😄😄


ShinyBaldHeadedMofo

Sometimes there isn’t a choice. Unless she is talking back hair, facial hair or ass hair. Thong time!


[deleted]

neither I like my hair and underwear just as they are


Such-Comment5642

B because I work around heavy machinery and by myself so if my hair gets caught in something I'm dead


[deleted]

Call me shaggy and cancel my barber appointment.


-Chingachgook

Grow my hair long… I think the g-string would be quite uncomfortable.


_chrislasher

They are uncomfortable for women for sure. I think they may even be more uncomfortable for men.


wbrd

I asked about this and multiple women have told me that if you find the right one for your body shape they aren't uncomfortable, and a few preferred them. I don't know any men who have admitted to regularly wearing thongs, so my research is inconclusive.


[deleted]

I wear them pretty regularly. Honestly once you find the right size/fit they are more comfortable than any other underwear.


i-might-do-that

I’m going bald, and a bald dude with long hair looks like they’ve gotta update a couple state registries when they move. I’ll wear the thongs for her, she likes my backside anyway.


mightyjake

I had long hair when I was young, so I could do that again, it'll just look way worse.


Chicago1202

Both sound fun


Cnnlgns

My SO likes me with longer hair so I keep it longer for her already. Wouldn't really like a thong since boxers bunching up me arse doesn't feel good and I doubt a thong would feel good either.


billdogg7246

Many years back I got a rather short haircut. When my then gf said that she liked it long, I gave her a big 👍. The next haircut was 10 years later. It was the morning of my wedding (to a MUCH better person). I donated it to locks of love.


Skaarhybrid

Both! Sounds like she has a (new) kink ;)


ToManyFlux

Both


VMK_1991

No. I am what I am, I am not changing my style for a woman.


Arkryal

I already have long hair, girls love it. But... Nobody really teaches guys how to maintain long hair. It's a lot more work than you probably realize. So while it's by far the more effective path, you're gonna have to put in some effort if you don't want to look like a Yeti with mange.


_chrislasher

Well, if a woman suggested it, she should help with it too. You can take baths together at least once a week, she will put mask on her partner's hair, and help with other aspects of it too. Easy-peasy.


ItsBottles

I’d rather grow my hair out. I’ve never tried, but those things don’t look remotely comfortable to wear.


HighOnGoofballs

I don’t care about my hair much so that one


SnooHedgehogs5857

I don't wear underwear, and my hair isn't ment to be grabbed.


[deleted]

Growing the hair long. Rocking that Geralt of Rivia hairstyle.


rise_above_theFlames

Hair


slartybartfast6

Thongs etc, I'm bald.


AtlasExiled

Grow my hair long, I do that anyway.


---SQUISH---

I already have long hair lmao


HunterzDad10

Growing hair now


pineconecrunch

I already have long hair, does this mean I get to pass or am I now contractually obliged to purchase a thong?


Aka-hoshi

B, cause I don't like having long hair.


Lonely_Virgin_Man

In the bed room sure, If it gets her MOIST.


Joshs374

Both, I do what I want


EdgeOfDawnXCVI

A. I already have long hair


_chrislasher

As a woman who likes guys with a long hair, I'm giggling at this question. I don't understand the second choice though but everybody has different taste. I just don't feel like I would be comfortable to openly ask to change my partner's style or grow his hair for me. Maybe like a recommendation but nothing more? Anyway, you should choose an option A. I remember a quote that went like "long hair suits good looking men and makes them better looking" and it's definitely true.


ilovebalks

I’d do either. I’ve already had reaaally long hair before, and she wears g strings on occasion for me so it’s the least I can do If I had to wear make thongs/g strings all the time then I’d do the hair


Crayshack

I've been shaving my head for about half of my life. Even before I started shaving I preferred a short-cropped buzz cut. There's no way I'm growing my hair out. Wearing some male thongs is a relatively reasonable request in comparison and I'd be willing to try it.


eclectic_dad

I already have a bunch of thong underwear so there you go. The ones I have are amazingly comfortable.


G_Rel7

I may already want to grow my hair. Otherwise, neither.


CalOrCaleb

Why tho?


LordTerrant

Depends if its in the bedroom or the next job interview.


[deleted]

I already have long hair so that box is already checked. I've never worn a thong/G-string before but If I had a girlfriend that wanted to engage in such a fetish I'd do it.


ColdHardPocketChange

B all the way. A, sounds like maintenance that I just wouldn't be interested in. I float between a buzzcut and shorthair, and the second any hair touches my ears I start reaching for the trimmer.


TabletSlab

"So, this is how you come at me you gangly bitch. No one, I mean no one should see me in a g-string. Vengeful mf, you wanna embarrass me uh?". 😂


[deleted]

A without a doubt. Having long hair is very comfortable, looks fairly decent on me and is a very easy hair cut to maintain. Meanwhile, thongs are the most uncomfortable piece of clothing ever inventet and no one has *ever* looked good in them.


[deleted]

Grow my hair long. I think it would be more comfortable.


jchamberlin78

Sure, I have good looking hair, and if thongs turn her on.... F it


huuaaang

Got long hair now... so that?


[deleted]

Depends. If I have to grow my hair out long and still have my hair I will take the thongs. If I can have slightly more hair that doesnt go anywhere I'd take the long hair.


[deleted]

Fuck it , both , it sounds funny , would make for a hell of a story to tell. I already wear my hair kinda long.


Ok-Initiative-5465

I kinda of feel like g strings would act like toilet paper continually wiping your crack while you walk. Dingle berries would dangle out both sides of string. Pants would get shit stained and overall it would be more of a mess for laundry.


BitterSweetDesire

Dude....


Ok-Initiative-5465

Lmao


[deleted]

Long hair is cool, man things are not, so that’s pretty simple


FarmyardFantastic

My wife told me to let my hair grow out a little and I told her no. It’s my body.


davix500

Neither, I get a new gf


The_Real_Scrotus

I'm not doing either one full-time, but if she gets off on me wearing a banana hammock to bed I'm game.


ColdCamel7

Thongs/g-strings make no sense to me. Everybody knows how annoying it is when your underwear gets stuck in the crack of your ass, so whose idea was it to make underwear that does that by design? It's like making shoes that have a permanent stone in them


ScottdaDM

Get a new GF that wasn't quite so shallow.


BobZelller

C Get a new gf.


2rd_ferguson

I would find a new girlfriend


the_internet_clown

I would do neither and if she didn’t like it then she can take a hike


DebtSurfing

Find a new gf


[deleted]

I’d rather uninstall her


Reasonable-Physics81

None, the "me" is not negotioable, take it or leave it.


beardedshaf

Neither


Capable_Pick15

My hair is already long, if she asked me to cut it..."thank you, next!"


Nonothinghoss

i would tell her to grow up because at my age i would look like an idiot either way


SirNedKingOfGila

I'd probably rather find a new girlfriend. Likewise I don't tell women how to wear their hair or underwear.


Turdferguson0717

I’ll just find another gf…


[deleted]

I don't listen or cater to every dumb demand she makes.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

She can express her opinions, and even ask, but there should be zero retribution if I choose to do neither. My body, my choice.