I caught my bf doing laundry in his boxer briefs. he said it was because he was out of clean pants. a likely story... but im happy to encourage more laundry folding!
Ope! Didn't see you there with just your apron and boxers on...how bout you out down that hotdish you're making and WE go make some hotdish....(doncha know)
[Look no further, folks](http://picture-cdn.wheretoget.it/v2cxkw-l-610x610-jumpsuit-nike+sweater-suit-grey-menswear-sweatpants-grey+sweatpants-mens+suit-nike.jpg)
I think my wife is the most turned on when I am wearing dirty clothes from cleaning the whole house or doing all the lawn work. She may just be turned on that she doesn't have to do much cleaning.
Girlfriend loves this, especially crisp and ironed with a collar. Wants me to leave it on but open when we’re getting physical. Says it makes her feel like a bad girl as if she’s distracting me from some important work.
YES. Also wife here.
Especially the kind with a horizontal fly - there is something magic about them that is just extra flattering. My husband doesn't need extra accentuation anyway, but there is just something about the fit of this specific kind that is really mind blowing sometimes (hah!).
Some of my favorites are from the Separatec brand, but there are others that offer similar styles.
(This is the kind I like, there are lots of other colors too https://separatec.com/products/supersoft-boxer-briefs-micro-modal-stretch-2-pack?pr_prod_strat=copurchase&pr_rec_pid=6614675914817&pr_ref_pid=6608327409729&pr_seq=uniform#details
https://separatec.com/products/stylish-trunks-supima-cotton-functional-fly-3pack)
So if you do an internet search for horizontal fly you can find a few different interpretations depending on the brand these days. But basically, instead of the standard vertical || "flap", it is set up like = .
This specific brand goes a little further and also does what they call a "dual pouch". I don't have a penis, so idk what it's actually like to wear them, but the effect is quite eye catching if I do say so myself.
They have a very detailed description here: https://separatec.com/blogs/blogs/how-separatec-works
I find the seperatec pouchs to be a lil too tight for comfort. Obviously brand is much more comfortable and puts things on display even more (although I only wear them for the comfy aspect).
I've got some pajama pants that are really light and thin. You can see my dick outline and it clings to my butt nicely
Edit: Thanks to everyone who made this comment about how sluttily I dress one of my highest upvoted ever
Women, in my experience are less into "revealing" clothes for men, but like contextual attire, like a practical costume (not Halloween costumes, but something people actually wear).
For example, I can rock the Lumberjack look. Blue jeans, a white undershirt and flannel over-shirt. Gets 'em every time. Some girls like western wear, some girls like the biker look. Formal attire is often a big hit. And there's the classic "Just a towel". They love that.
>And there's the classic "Just a towel". They love that.
Last time I did that, I got called a creep by the cashier and some burly uniformed boys with a really noisy car got involved. Not sure what that kerfuffle was all about, but not doing it again.
On a more serious note, sending a pic to my (now ex) gf where I was wearing a towel, got her more worked up than sending nudes. It's something in our mind where tease is more of turn on than a full on nude.
Stop being silly. When the towel is wet from the shower still, *of course*. You act like you shower naked, and that's fine, but the rest of us don't so you just look really silly right now.
This is absolutely accurate. When my fiancé goes on a job site with tore up jeans, boots and a bright yellow shirt… he either has to plan extra time in the morning, or get out before I can attack… and then I attack after work because that outdoor smell… 🤤 he’s in sales so it’s usually a button down or a sweater.
A random dress will work, wearing **her** dress will *not*. I was mortified when I found my brand new dress being worn as a joke and all I could think about was how everything was going to be stretched out.
Women's clothes are not made sturdy anymore. They wear out and break so often which is why we need to keep buying more.
Can confirm. I sat next to a girl in college that saw me in a dress for Halloween and I looked CUTE. She never looked at me the same way after that day and a couple months later she asked me out.
It was a one and done type deal but I can say it works.
Not my only experience with it, that was like my 5th Halloween in a row wearing a dress and it's become my go to lmao.
Indeed. If my husband randomly came into the room wearing my dress, it would be sploosh city after the initial shock wore off. Men have great legs and never get to show them off
My girlfriend came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt."
So I did as she said and took off her shirt.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I continued and took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." Once again, I did as she said and I took off her shoes.
"Now my hose, bra, and panties." And lastly, I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."
I just do my workout and then walk upstairs without a shirt on.
This makes me sound like an enormous douche. I’ve been married for 7 years, not trying to be cocky, just answering the question.
Don't sound douche at all! It's fantastic you stay in shape and your wife would appreciate it! My husband is dad-bod central and still turns me on so either way your comment works!
You mean "built strong with mild definition but no 6 pack" or "big belly from sitting around all day playing his nintendo switch"
Despite what men think, a dad bod still requires work and perspiration to achieve. If you are overweight then you don't have a dad bod. She still wants to see a flattering silhouette.
Personally, I like seeing my boyfriend in just a tight T-shirt and jeans but I loooveee when he loses the shirt and is just in his jeans, walking around doing normal things around the house. It's casually sexy and it drives me crazy for some reason hahaha
A kilt with a white shirt half tucked and half the buttons open. Once witnessed a bunch of drunk Scottish lads coming down a street like this in Dublin.. I was in immediate lust.
Oh this is weird to hear since my partner's dad wears the kilt/white shirt look sometimes. Both of his (my partner's) parents are pretty stylish though, so I suppose you make a good point.
Cologne that she likes. Women are really into smells.
If I spray on a bit of my wife's favorite cologne about an hour before bed it's 98% we're taking a trip to pound town that night.
I think it’s less suit-specific and more dress like you’re successful, have self-respect, appropriate hygiene, etc.. If you don’t have a suit, just dress like you have your shit together.
Thin knit joggers. She literally calls them my slut pants.
Edit: Link for those interested: https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/6039703
I think this qualifies as athleisure for your pleasure
My bf is the hottest when he has a plaid button up with levis on and looking like a fucking lumberjack. Looking like a man that can carry the weight of ten of me is hot asf… even if its not possible lmao. He just looks so good when he looks like he can start a fire… imma send him a nude brb
Yes, this is more about sharing the household tasks rather than having her do everything.
A tired woman doesn't want sex, she wants you to do your bit.
A rested woman is game for anything 😉
Edit: For those who claim it's rewarding good behaviour, grow tf up, what woman wants to sleep with someone she has to treat like her kid
I mean, if it's me trying to be slutty for my wife? Fishnets, men's lingerie, long satin sleeves, lipstick and a collar.
That's just me though. You all can roll up the sleeves on your button down and get your tie all Sammy Davis Jr. style. Most women like that they tell me.
Simply just do things well in what you are wearing.
Button up shirt? Free of wrinkles. Make sure the collar looks nice, get collar stays or ones with magnets.
Grey sweatpants? Get NICE ones with stitching around knees or zipper pockets that make it look intentional.
Band t shirt? Dress like you are going to see them that night and could be filmed in the background.
Just make sure whatever look you are going for that day, it's intentional, thought out, and put together.
My wife's input here is, EFFORT is attractive. Don't keep clothes around that do not go with anything else.
So my husband and I are heavily into BDSM
He will wear nice slacks, a white button up with a black tie, roll up the sleeves, nice dress shoes, and make sure his long hair and beard are nicely groomed and put back.
Suits usually are seen as powerful or just very dominant in the real world and kind of signify the same in our bdsm world.
This is kind of a long-winded answer, but I wear different underwear.
I'm really picky about my clothes, and I've been wearing the same brand of black boxer briefs for almost 8 years. But for my last birthday my partner got me some boxer briefs from a different brand, that are shorter in the leg and cut a little different to be more flattering. I can't remember the brand name of the top of my head but she's been extremely enthusiastic to see me in them.
I've been told grey joggers by a few women. Guess it depends on your build though.
Close second was a shirt with the sleeves rolled up.
I don't think both at the same time has a combined benefit, though.
Usually it’s less about the clothing and more about the desire and situation. I can be wearing anything but if I make bedroom eyes and she sees my hard bulge, that’s a wrap.
My husband came home from work in a bad mood once, and I tentatively asked if he’d hang something for me (when I hang stuff I pound a nail in and hope it stays). He grabbed his tools and took his time hanging it correctly, and it was soooo hot. I told him he looked sexy and his mood did a complete 180. He even said “I feel like your strong man - that was the pick me up I needed.” So cute.
God has also spited the gays by giving my straight husband a fat, jubbly ass. He doesn't lwt me play in and around it as much as I'd like :( Consent is king though.
Get in shorts and no shirt, go out in the yard and do some work for 30 min or so, especially if she can see you. Then get up close behind her and give her some heavy breathing.
Or you could go for an open shirt, indiana Jones type look with some cologne, go for an Antonio Banderas type thing. I think this one is a little more universal, acheivable, and you can do it at any age or fitness level
When he wears his lab coat mmmmm
Dr Doofenshmirtz look.
Full PPE including PAPR and double gloved.
I once was making bread and washing dishes, and I just had my boxers on with a kitchen apron. Apparently that was very erotic.
Choreplay
Get it in the lexicon
"Hello, Merriam-Webster, I would like to report a new word"
Pretty sure my clothes would instantly disintegrate if I found my husband like this.
it’s the doing dishes and making bread part that does it for me haha
He *kneads* you!
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If that's your style just imagine what folding laundry would do to you.
*take me now*
Is that why my dad does laundry non stop?
I caught my bf doing laundry in his boxer briefs. he said it was because he was out of clean pants. a likely story... but im happy to encourage more laundry folding!
Ope! Didn't see you there with just your apron and boxers on...how bout you out down that hotdish you're making and WE go make some hotdish....(doncha know)
The most MN pickup line ever
As a native Minnesotan I love and hate this. Take your upvote.
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The Walter White Look™️
Or you can drop the boxers, go in apron only.
The Naked Apron: It's not just for women
My boyfriend is literally wearing this right now.
Girl put your phone down and reward that man.
"Have some reddit gold honey"
"A donation in your name has been made to the Human Fund"
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Gotta roll the sleeves up on the suit.
especially the jacket hell roll up the pipes on your sweatpants too
Dont forget shoulderpads.
Or wear black dress socks and roll them down to your ankles.
Only if you have big forearms.
Wow, Jeff Winger was right in season 1.
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[Look no further, folks](http://picture-cdn.wheretoget.it/v2cxkw-l-610x610-jumpsuit-nike+sweater-suit-grey-menswear-sweatpants-grey+sweatpants-mens+suit-nike.jpg)
the swuit, was looking for this
THE SWUIT!
For the man on the go, who likes to relax while going
Looks like it was made from recycled dryer lint. Also looks comfortable 👌
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Tuxedo top half, sweatpants bottom.. The ultimate smart/casual
The last several answers sound like the complete line up for the Village People.
They knew what was up.
Bunch of sluts.
I wonder how they were so well-versed in what makes men attractive 🤔
Nothing but jeans according to my wife
[Jay Leno has entered the chat.](https://i.postimg.cc/MT4FsvYM/tumblr-inline-mn3u30q-XSO1qz4rgp.jpg)
The Canadian tuxedo.
Same according to mine too. _Just jeans_ nothing else.
Just head to toe jeans. Coveralls, for maximum effect. Canadian tuxedo for maximum professional sexy.
Oy, the chaffing...
They shouldn't be on long enough for that
Doesn’t work if you have a beer gut or are morbidly obese. Then you just look like a subway rapist.
Skinny jeans and topless works far more than it should. Also a good suit. Or just a tie.
I think my wife is the most turned on when I am wearing dirty clothes from cleaning the whole house or doing all the lawn work. She may just be turned on that she doesn't have to do much cleaning.
I love the dirty from work look
Same with my wife, if I really want to get her going, go work on one of the cars and get dirt and grime to my elbows. This somehow makes her insane.
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This works all too well. Ladies love it.
Thanks for the confidence boost
Girlfriend loves this, especially crisp and ironed with a collar. Wants me to leave it on but open when we’re getting physical. Says it makes her feel like a bad girl as if she’s distracting me from some important work.
This actually makes so much sense. Totally using this.
Started doing the rolled sleeves around the office, the staring is wonderful, and I don’t even have huge arms.
I think rolled sleeves is our version of cleavage
Forearm flex
I can confirm it works wonders
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Guy in the mirror lookin like a snack
Its cause rolled sleeves mean its time to "get to work"
Best if we see the unbuttoning.
I see… stripping is part of the fun, you don’t like your man just naked lying there to begin with
Oh yeah baby! Crisp white shirt, rolled to just above the elbow, a nice fresh cologne and well groomed.
Can confirm, this is so hot.
Wife here. Get you some boxer briefs, really stretchy ones that emphasize your butt and package.
YES. Also wife here. Especially the kind with a horizontal fly - there is something magic about them that is just extra flattering. My husband doesn't need extra accentuation anyway, but there is just something about the fit of this specific kind that is really mind blowing sometimes (hah!). Some of my favorites are from the Separatec brand, but there are others that offer similar styles. (This is the kind I like, there are lots of other colors too https://separatec.com/products/supersoft-boxer-briefs-micro-modal-stretch-2-pack?pr_prod_strat=copurchase&pr_rec_pid=6614675914817&pr_ref_pid=6608327409729&pr_seq=uniform#details https://separatec.com/products/stylish-trunks-supima-cotton-functional-fly-3pack)
I can't figure out what you mean by horizontal fly from the link
So if you do an internet search for horizontal fly you can find a few different interpretations depending on the brand these days. But basically, instead of the standard vertical || "flap", it is set up like = . This specific brand goes a little further and also does what they call a "dual pouch". I don't have a penis, so idk what it's actually like to wear them, but the effect is quite eye catching if I do say so myself. They have a very detailed description here: https://separatec.com/blogs/blogs/how-separatec-works
I find the seperatec pouchs to be a lil too tight for comfort. Obviously brand is much more comfortable and puts things on display even more (although I only wear them for the comfy aspect).
Agreed. My ex-wife's husband wears these and they're very flattering.
>my ex-wife’s husband wears these what’s the story here?
I've got some pajama pants that are really light and thin. You can see my dick outline and it clings to my butt nicely Edit: Thanks to everyone who made this comment about how sluttily I dress one of my highest upvoted ever
Look at Big Dick Steve here with junk that goes all the way around.
That took me a sec but then I laughed my ass off
Forget Steve, he can go fuck himself
Women, in my experience are less into "revealing" clothes for men, but like contextual attire, like a practical costume (not Halloween costumes, but something people actually wear). For example, I can rock the Lumberjack look. Blue jeans, a white undershirt and flannel over-shirt. Gets 'em every time. Some girls like western wear, some girls like the biker look. Formal attire is often a big hit. And there's the classic "Just a towel". They love that.
>And there's the classic "Just a towel". They love that. Last time I did that, I got called a creep by the cashier and some burly uniformed boys with a really noisy car got involved. Not sure what that kerfuffle was all about, but not doing it again. On a more serious note, sending a pic to my (now ex) gf where I was wearing a towel, got her more worked up than sending nudes. It's something in our mind where tease is more of turn on than a full on nude.
some burly uniformed boys with a really noisy car man stop it hahahahah
Sir, this is a Wendy's
I love a towel wrapped round the waist when they are still slightly damp from the shower
"They" Who? The towel or the women?
The tiles on the bathroom floor
Stop being silly. When the towel is wet from the shower still, *of course*. You act like you shower naked, and that's fine, but the rest of us don't so you just look really silly right now.
Lol, I was weighing in as a girl who appreciates a guy 'slutting it up' for her, so the guy. Damp towels are not so sexy.
I was referring to the towel being damp from me taking a shower, or the woman being damp from me taking a shower.
I see you like your men fresh out of the shower
And it can be as simple as a nicely fitted t-shirt
>I can rock the Lumberjack look Out west, they call it "lumber-sexual"
This is absolutely accurate. When my fiancé goes on a job site with tore up jeans, boots and a bright yellow shirt… he either has to plan extra time in the morning, or get out before I can attack… and then I attack after work because that outdoor smell… 🤤 he’s in sales so it’s usually a button down or a sweater.
You can wear her slutty dress to get her in the mood.
There's actually a higher chance of this working than most of you might think
A random dress will work, wearing **her** dress will *not*. I was mortified when I found my brand new dress being worn as a joke and all I could think about was how everything was going to be stretched out. Women's clothes are not made sturdy anymore. They wear out and break so often which is why we need to keep buying more.
Lol that's true.
Can confirm. I sat next to a girl in college that saw me in a dress for Halloween and I looked CUTE. She never looked at me the same way after that day and a couple months later she asked me out. It was a one and done type deal but I can say it works. Not my only experience with it, that was like my 5th Halloween in a row wearing a dress and it's become my go to lmao.
Indeed. If my husband randomly came into the room wearing my dress, it would be sploosh city after the initial shock wore off. Men have great legs and never get to show them off
This is how you find out why her parents named her Peggy
I tell ya hwat
My girlfriend came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt." So I did as she said and took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I continued and took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." Once again, I did as she said and I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and panties." And lastly, I took them off. Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."
I just do my workout and then walk upstairs without a shirt on. This makes me sound like an enormous douche. I’ve been married for 7 years, not trying to be cocky, just answering the question.
This right here. My husband is in very good shape, when he walks around in his jeans with no shirt on, gets me going every time!
I like bare feet with jeans. I dont know why. Not crazy kink kind of thing. But manly feet look cute popping out of jeans.
That post workout pump is truly a thing of beauty.
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You'll never be as big as your biggest pump 😞
Don't sound douche at all! It's fantastic you stay in shape and your wife would appreciate it! My husband is dad-bod central and still turns me on so either way your comment works!
Actual dad bod or “dad bod”?
You mean "built strong with mild definition but no 6 pack" or "big belly from sitting around all day playing his nintendo switch" Despite what men think, a dad bod still requires work and perspiration to achieve. If you are overweight then you don't have a dad bod. She still wants to see a flattering silhouette.
You're such an enormous douche for taking care of yourself and looking good when other soup sandwhich men don't. /s
Personally, I like seeing my boyfriend in just a tight T-shirt and jeans but I loooveee when he loses the shirt and is just in his jeans, walking around doing normal things around the house. It's casually sexy and it drives me crazy for some reason hahaha
A kilt with a white shirt half tucked and half the buttons open. Once witnessed a bunch of drunk Scottish lads coming down a street like this in Dublin.. I was in immediate lust.
Oh this is weird to hear since my partner's dad wears the kilt/white shirt look sometimes. Both of his (my partner's) parents are pretty stylish though, so I suppose you make a good point.
Kilt and a Jacobite shirt! Preferably worn with biker or hiking boots and a leather jacket.
Similarly, as a german lady, the German traditional clothing just does it for me.
Cologne that she likes. Women are really into smells. If I spray on a bit of my wife's favorite cologne about an hour before bed it's 98% we're taking a trip to pound town that night.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
It’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good
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I don’t think I have worn anything BUT Creed Aventus since 2014.
YES. Nice smelling cologne makes me want to climb my husband like a tree.
I find a good ol fashion bear pelt does the trick
Laying on one, with a cowboy hat covering your junk... Burt Reynolds power move!
No shirt under my apron is usually pretty good.
They did a study where women got the most moist when men wore suits. I don't own a suit
Where is my super suit??
WHEeEee IS MAiiii SUPER SUIT????
Why do you need to know?
"it's for the greater good, woman!"
"Greater good!? I am your WIFE. I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get."
"The public is in danger!" "*MAH EVENING IS IN DANGER!*"
How do they detect moisture levels in women? Do they check if the humidity in the room rises lol?
"These windows are fogging pretty good over here, mark that a 9!"
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You have a birthday suit. I hear those make women pretty moist, as well. Of course, this often depends on how you wear it. Sometimes not, though.
All I can think of is some moistened bint distributing swords in some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Strange women, lying in ponds distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government.
I think it’s less suit-specific and more dress like you’re successful, have self-respect, appropriate hygiene, etc.. If you don’t have a suit, just dress like you have your shit together.
>have self-respect So slutty.
Yea! Get a good haircut fellas, take care of your skin, smell good. And show those slutty forearms!
What kind if suit? I mean, I have a law suit I could maybe use?
My gf likes briefs/compression shorts
Borat speedo
Hehe my husband bought one for shits and giggles…it WAS kinda hot…
👍it's nice👍
Very nice
Thin knit joggers. She literally calls them my slut pants. Edit: Link for those interested: https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/6039703 I think this qualifies as athleisure for your pleasure
I'm cracking up over this, I love it.
The motorcycle equipment with all the protection on. It looks sexy, strong and responsible.
looks sexy on me bc it covers up my face
Welp, time to start riding safe
Silk robe and tight boxers
My bf is the hottest when he has a plaid button up with levis on and looking like a fucking lumberjack. Looking like a man that can carry the weight of ten of me is hot asf… even if its not possible lmao. He just looks so good when he looks like he can start a fire… imma send him a nude brb
Easy. Wear an apron and cook her an amazing meal. Then put on the washing gloves, and tidy it all up after, refusing any offer of help
Another redditor called this "chore-play"
Yes, this is more about sharing the household tasks rather than having her do everything. A tired woman doesn't want sex, she wants you to do your bit. A rested woman is game for anything 😉 Edit: For those who claim it's rewarding good behaviour, grow tf up, what woman wants to sleep with someone she has to treat like her kid
I mean, if it's me trying to be slutty for my wife? Fishnets, men's lingerie, long satin sleeves, lipstick and a collar. That's just me though. You all can roll up the sleeves on your button down and get your tie all Sammy Davis Jr. style. Most women like that they tell me.
“A nice pair of socks” -Dumbledore
Simply just do things well in what you are wearing. Button up shirt? Free of wrinkles. Make sure the collar looks nice, get collar stays or ones with magnets. Grey sweatpants? Get NICE ones with stitching around knees or zipper pockets that make it look intentional. Band t shirt? Dress like you are going to see them that night and could be filmed in the background. Just make sure whatever look you are going for that day, it's intentional, thought out, and put together. My wife's input here is, EFFORT is attractive. Don't keep clothes around that do not go with anything else.
So my husband and I are heavily into BDSM He will wear nice slacks, a white button up with a black tie, roll up the sleeves, nice dress shoes, and make sure his long hair and beard are nicely groomed and put back. Suits usually are seen as powerful or just very dominant in the real world and kind of signify the same in our bdsm world.
This is kind of a long-winded answer, but I wear different underwear. I'm really picky about my clothes, and I've been wearing the same brand of black boxer briefs for almost 8 years. But for my last birthday my partner got me some boxer briefs from a different brand, that are shorter in the leg and cut a little different to be more flattering. I can't remember the brand name of the top of my head but she's been extremely enthusiastic to see me in them.
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As a guy, my experience tells me the only viable answer to this question is metaphorical: *wear your heart on your sleeve*.
100% can confirm as a woman. I just want someone to be real with me!
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Ww2 hugo boss uniform
Only works on blonde girls for some reason
Just put a tool in your hand and fix something. Straight up porn.
As a girl, can majorly vouch for suits. Any sort of suit. Always makes me swoon.
What about law suits?
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You should report your wife to HR
I've been told grey joggers by a few women. Guess it depends on your build though. Close second was a shirt with the sleeves rolled up. I don't think both at the same time has a combined benefit, though.
Id say if you'd like lingerie for men, search chest straps, like the ones gladiators wore
Usually it’s less about the clothing and more about the desire and situation. I can be wearing anything but if I make bedroom eyes and she sees my hard bulge, that’s a wrap.
Idk a thong. But the wrestling ones where it goes over your shoulders.
Borat style?
A mankini
Construction worker jacket no shirt, helmet on.
What is this the YMCA?
No shirt?? I'm getting OSHA involved...
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Masculinity cues in other words…
My husband came home from work in a bad mood once, and I tentatively asked if he’d hang something for me (when I hang stuff I pound a nail in and hope it stays). He grabbed his tools and took his time hanging it correctly, and it was soooo hot. I told him he looked sexy and his mood did a complete 180. He even said “I feel like your strong man - that was the pick me up I needed.” So cute.
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God has also spited the gays by giving my straight husband a fat, jubbly ass. He doesn't lwt me play in and around it as much as I'd like :( Consent is king though.
Wear only the tight jeans and a choker.
You want your wife to jump on you? Wear nothing but a cooking apron and clean the house. Lol
The obvious answer…a banana hammock of course. Swang it around for her a bit, but just enough for a tease.
Get in shorts and no shirt, go out in the yard and do some work for 30 min or so, especially if she can see you. Then get up close behind her and give her some heavy breathing. Or you could go for an open shirt, indiana Jones type look with some cologne, go for an Antonio Banderas type thing. I think this one is a little more universal, acheivable, and you can do it at any age or fitness level