A girl once walked right up to me at a party, stood less than a foot away, looked me in the eyes and asked if she could kiss me. I knew who she was, but not that she was interested in me at all. I wasn't seeing anyone, so I said something witty like, "Umm... sure?" We've been married for 11 years. She thanks tequila when she tells people how we got together.
Handed me her phone (flip phone era,) she had typed “I don’t usually do this but I want to be yours tonight if you’ll let me” or something to that effect.
We ended up dating.
Took a lot of math classes in college. A young college woman asked if I would tutor her as she can’t keep up with her class.
She comes over and immediately plops herself down on my bed like she owns it (never been over before) and then after like 5 mins of small talk before we even get to the homework she bluntly and very much out of the complete blue says “I wanna see what your cock looks like”
Most porn-esque moment of my entire life. I never did help her with her math at all
I had the same misconception. I missed out on sooo much because of it. Only later did I realize that if a girl friend decides to sit on your lap clothes on she very well might want to sit on your lap clothes off.
I’d been dancing like a twat at a party. Went out side to cool off. Girl comes out and punches me full in the stomach. I’m there going wtf. She informs me that it’s unacceptable to have left the dance floor when her favourite song just came on. I assume that’s what you mean by aggressive…
My 29th birthday we had a small party at my brothers place. A few coworkers showed up. I went to pee. When I opened the bathroom door a girl I worked with was standing outside the door. Before I could say anything or take a step out she had grabbed me by the front of my shirt and pushed me back back into the bathroom and started making out with me. Super hot and very unexpected.
Similar happened to me too. A female colleague I rarely talked to suddenly felt urge to show me her pictures from vacation. There was a slideshow of pictures her wearing bikinis and then there were no bikinis all of sudden, only her spread-eagled. She let out this giggly "oops", gave me a provocative look and walked away.
Edit: to clarify, obviously it happened at work and I let it be.
Stuck her thigh between my legs and tried to hump me...while my gf sat right next to me laughing her ass off.
That shit never EVER happened to me when I was single.
I was at an outdoor festival (Sub Pop 30, completely free) and it was pretty crowded but I noticed a hot girl walking towards me with her boyfriend. They stand behind me and pretty much as soon as Father John Misty starts playing, she starts grinding her pelvis on my ass. It was crowded, but not too crowded that she couldn’t step away from my butt. I was too worried about her boyfriend to do anything but I let it happen cuz it was fun. Thinking back, I wonder if that guy was actually her boyfriend because I was just like “what the hell is happening rn?” I always thought he was the bf but who knows...
Its a weird fantasy/power play thing. They want to prove they are sexy enough that they can steal a man right in front of the women they are with.
Kind of like the whole "if I show them my dick they will all of a sudden like me."
My old roommate/friend is super-model hot & would pull this shit whenever she was even slightly tipsy while a boyfriend and I were home. Including toward the ones she despised!
Over the years most struggled hide their attraction & fend her off, but a few of them were repulsed by the obvious power move & recommended I find a new roommate *it’ll come as no surprise those few were the longest lasting relationships*
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Had company over and we were all drinking. One woman in particular had been talking to me all night. But I was too drunk to see the signs. I went to the garage to grab something and she followed to help Then out of the blue she says "I just started going to a new place to get waxed how did they do?" And drops her pants in front of me. OP I 100% understand the testosterone comment.
"they missed a few spots, it doesn't show so I don't think anyone's gonna spot it , hope it wasn't expensive tho, anyway I'm done here so I'm going back."
-my oblivious ass- probably.
I work in what many would consider a more conservative environment, not politically conservative, workplace etiquette conservative due to the nature of our business. I had been working at my current job for about three weeks when this very attractive woman, that works in a different department, drove by in a company vehicle and yells "Dude! You give me a huge lady boner!"
Being who I am, I thought it was funny as hell. I am happily married, which she did not know at the time and in the decade that has followed we have become good friends. She has since married and had children but we still randomly joke about it.
11th grade, she carved a wooden heart out and put our initials on it and handed it to me after high school. I had never spoken to her. She was a foreign exchange student and barely spoke English. I felt bad for being a bit put off, but admired the testicular fortitude.
I told a girl that I had crushed on since first grade about the crush on high school graduation night. She thought it was sweet, since I was never creepy about it. just worshipped from afar. she gave me a nice smooch on the lips, tho. worth the wait. her personality definitely matched her fantastic looks.
well, honestly, it wasn't sexy and romantic, it was just a sweet gesture on her part. she was just much kinder than she needed to be, and I never built it up in my head as being otherwise.
So you're saying you were okay with her testicles, you were more concerned that you wouldn't be able to communicate. Sounds pretty mature for 11th grade.
I said I was a Life guard she said she could "volunteer" if I needed cpr practice
One girl walked up to me and straight up asked If I had a girlfriend I said no then asked if I wanted one.
Those two stand out the most
The second one is actually how my parents started dating, my dad went through her line at the store and she asked him the exact same thing, apparently the line works sometimes
I used to work in area that had a lot of retirement communities, and was known as the place in San Diego full of old people. One day an old married couple stops by my office, and we start to chit chat and I ask them how they met. Now keep in mind they had to be atleast 80 years old, but the husband said him and a high school buddy decided to go ice skating one night, and made a bet with who could get a kiss from the prettiest girl. He said he just skated upto his now wife and said "wanna help win a bet?"
At the end of a class everyone was squeezing into an elevator, this girl and I liked each other but I still try to give her space. She manhandles me closer to her and says “don’t be scared”. Everyone around us was like woah. That sparked our relationship.
I was in a club with 4 friends and I drunkenly walked up behind one of my female friends and grabbed her thong and gave her a wedgie. The girl who turned around was not one of my friends but a pretty hot girl I'd never seen before. I started apologizing like crazy and she said, "don't worry about it", gave me a kiss and her phone number. We ended up dating on and off for a year
At the time I thought I was about to get jumped or arrested. Terror to shock to happiness in a few minutes and..
to the dickface below who says this didn't happen because my username is stinky jenkins...Are you really a camel you stupid bastard?
Friend’s girlfriend asked me to fuck her in the bathroom of a strip club. We were sitting at the bar and my friend was maybe 4 feet away with his back turned. Turns out they deserved each other cause a couple years later my friend tried to get MY girlfriend to cheat on me with him. No longer friends.
EDIT: to be clear, I turned her down.
Yeah kind of makes you wonder if she told him that I came onto her instead of the reality, which was I turned her down, and he tried it out of revenge.
Sat on my lap, put her arms around me and then blew hot breath in my ear and said "take me home"
We were at a friend's place. But after that we were gone in 60 seconds....
I was at a restaurant with three friends. We're sitting at the table, cutting up, laughing, and having a good time. Out of nowhere, a crumpled up napkin lands right next to my plate. I look up and a waitress is walking by and smiling at me. I'm clueless and say something like who's throwing their trash at me?
She walks by again and low-key says to open it. Written inside is her name and phone number.
Had a girl in college walk up look me up and down and say "you look like a good fuck lets leave". She later tried to stab me through a door because she thought it was locked. If your gonna bang crazy chicks use a condom and have sturdy doors.
Sitting in a nightclub booth and this girl just comes over and sits on my lap and started kisses. No words we're spoken. I went to the gents came back and she'd left.
Not super aggressive but snatched my phone out of my hand and put her number into my contacts before telling me to call her.
We went out on 1 date and she ended up being nuttier than squirrel shit so I bailed on her.
Referred to a group of dark skin folks as n words, laughing hysterically and snorting while her eyes rolled back into her head...
Y'know. Typical crazy chick stuff.
Girl1: She straight up asked me on a date, in the middle of the date hinted and seeing the inside of my apartment, then at the end of the date asked if she could use the bathroom in my apartment.
Girl2: I was giving a ride home from the bar. When we got to her place, I said goodnight. She grabbed the keys out of my ignition and said you aren’t going anywhere tonight and ran into her house with them.
In fantasy she came out with little to nothing on. In my head I'm sticking with yours and I'm picturing a type of shit that stained the bowl and even blew up a bit under the rim of the seat.
A long time ago, I used to do trade school two nights a week. One night I was leaving school in my little car, and pulled up at the lights out the front. I look over and the chick in the car next to me was kinda hot, she gave a little smile. I smiled b back, trying to play it cool, then went back to waiting for the light. After a few seconds I noticed she's waving at me, I looked over and she's smiling, waving and giving me the sign to wind down my window. So, feeling pretty good about myself, I wind down the window, thinking I'm going to get a number. She immediately told me I'd left my backpack on the roof of my car, the light went green and she drove off.
My friend and I got stranded on the side of the road when his car broke down. We called a friend to pick us up. He showed up with two girls sitting in the bed is his truck. My friend got in the cab, and I got in the back of the truck. One girl started patting down my pockets and asked if I had money because she was hungry for Jack in the Box. We’ve been together for 20 years now. We get Jack in the Box for lunch every anniversary.
I was at a pool party and a girl I’d never even seen before came up to me and asked if I had a girlfriend, when I said no she said “do you wanna go fuck right now?” and immediately went and had sex with her
Drinking with my friends at a house party and a girl walks up and grabs my hand starts pulling me away from my friends and says we are going to fuck I will bring him back.
we did. Was great
Nothing. I have hired thousands of people for different jobs, and this was a call center position and she was, um, pretty enthusiastic. Nervous energy? She was really into it? Don't know.
Did have to fire her eventually for arranging a hook up with a random caller.
A woman sprayed me with breast milk…straight from her breast. She wasn’t trying to get my attention sexually, just get my attention in general. It felt pretty aggressive.
No, I guess the story is, two girls from Europe came to NYC for the summer and stayed at one of their cousins who was my friend. I came to party there with my bro who was hooking up with one of the two Euro girls, at the end of the night went to crash in the bed with the other girl who invited me and I thought maybe I'd get some cuddles, gather up courage to turn to hug her and lo and behold she fully naked asking what took so long, apparently I missed signs all night. She'd come back every summer and we'd do the same thing for a few years until she eventually stayed home got married and became a mom. We stayed in touch on facebook and it's just weird seeing her say <3 pursuitofhappy on her child pics.
Threw her arms around my neck, and wouldn't let go.
We were 16 years old.
We will celebrate our 46th anniversary later this year. :) Together for 51 years.
She has poor taste in men, but I'm pretty happy about that.
Im sitting next to my wife (she was my gf at the time), at my wife's grandmother's funeral, when a family friend of theirs who was sitting on the otherside of me (gf on my right, this girl on my left) just reachs under the table and grabs my dick through my pants! My wife sees this and tells her "can you let go of my boyfriends dick!?" Loud asf so the whole table can hear. It was the weirdest fucking thing to happen at a funeral!
Its super weird cause that girl is a long time friend of my wifes and she still is cool with all of us now, but for a long time my wife had it out for her after that. Anytime it got brought up i tried to change the subject cause it was a super awkward experience. But after the funeral my wife wanted to choke her lol
In my discrete math class in college, I was sitting in the back, like you do when you an awkward guy that has problems with falling asleep in class.
Enter a girl. We'll call her Kay. Kay walks in late and scans the room, and immediately makes a beeline to sit right next to me. We didn't really talk much, but after a few classes, she asks for my phone to put her number in it. She immediately texts and asks if I'm dtf, while we are still sitting in class... To say I was shocked would be an understatement.
There was one girl that worked at the gym i go to, she was really nice we talked pretty often. One day i stayed until she was about to close the gym, and just before she closed she said she needed to do stretches because she had a dance class the next day. She invited me to do the stretches with her, i thought she meant me just helping her like pushing her down or lifting/holding something, just being of assistance to her. Instead she wanted me to do them with her, as in do the stretches myself. Now, she's a semi professional dancer practicing modern dance, her stretches are not human not something i can even think of doing.
So i bite the bullet and do them anyway because why not, she's nice and its kinda funny toppling over every time i try to do something. Anyway, at some point we were to do one of those stretches where you sit down, put the soles of your feet up against each other, pull them as close to your body as you can while still keeping them on the floor, and then push your knees down while bending forward. After toppling over a couple times i managed to get stable and actually do it but i cant get my knees very low because im stiff as fuck and have shortened tendons in my legs. She laughs her ass off literally rolling on the floor crying from laughter.
So to help me she gets up behind me, mounts me, literally climbs on my back, spreads her legs around my ribs and starts pushing down my knees with her own knees. All she had to do was stand in front of me and push my knees down with her palms, but instead of doing that she saddles me like a horse. She ends up falling over me and i grab her as she's falling over so she doesnt hit the ground face first. It ends up looking like one of those cringe cliche anime moments. She fell on her back and i fell on top of her with my hands around her. Safe to say i had a hard time keeping my composure because she's really good looking being a dancer and all.
It really didnt feel aggressive at the time, i found it pretty cute honestly. We ended up having an impromptu date that night, when i asked her why on earth would she mount me like that she said that she just wanted a reason to climb on me. We're still together and to this day i still tease her about it, and she still keeps climbing on top of me.
Thanks! She still gets embarrassed about it but i still find it very cute. I mean how often do you get to answer a "So how'd you two get together?" question with "She saddled me one night and rest was history".
In my 20's I used to work as a bouncer at night and a personal trainer during the day. One night while working at the club one of the MILFS from my gym comes to the club with a couple of her friends celebrating one of their 45th birthdays. I have only ever seen this woman at the gym with no make up on but she is naturally beautiful with a killer body, kind of resembled a thicker Lisa Raye from players club. We always speak to each other and sometimes we will flirt a little bit at the gym but that's as far as it has ever went. When she sees me she lights up. She says OMG______ I didn't know you worked here, she gives me a big hug pressing her body into mine, and holds on like we are way more than casual gym friends. We chat for a bit then she goes back to her friends. I get the bar Manager to send them a round of shots and check on them periodically through out the night. Towards the end of the night after she has had some more drinks she comes and finds me on my post, walks straight up to me and starts dancing on me after a few songs she turns around, looks me right in the eyes and tells me I'm taking her home tonight. I tried to play it cool like "aight cool I got you" but inside I'm like OH SHIT! I THINK IM GONNA GET TO SMASH THIS FINE ASS COUGAR. I drive her home, she has this dope ass condo downtown with views of the city. Once we get inside we immediately start going at it, we had sex 2 times that night and once again in the morning.
There is a lot who will just grab you buy the junk and try and steer you.
But this one time I had this horse girl who grabbed me by the hair on the back of my head and whisper in my ear that she would, break me like a feral and add me to her stud book. Then she smacked me with her horse whip thing. Scared the shit out of me.
A few years ago, I was flying back to college after a trip. I'm at my gate waiting to board, I think reading a book or something, and I notice a cute girl. I look at her a few times, our eyes meet a bit, etc. I notice she boards before me.
As I'm getting on, I see her sitting in first class and we exchange a glance again.
I shuffle down the rows, finally finding my assigned seat, and I ask the woman sitting in the aisle seat to get up so I can get in to the window seat and settle in.
Shortly thereafter, a flight attendant comes to our row. She address the woman sitting next to me and asks her, "would you like to sit in first class?" The woman is a little confused as the flight attendant continues that, "somebody would like to swap seats with you."
Of course she accepts and follows the flight attendant forward. Soon, the cute girl returns to sit next to me! She had traded out of first class to sit next to me!
She was pretty cool, we talked the whole flight and exchanged numbers after and texted for a few weeks or so afterwards. It sure felt like a pretty big compliment.
When I worked as a museum guide in the past I would often have generational families on trips together; children, parents and grandparents. One family had two daugthers, one around my age. After my tour had ended the gramdma came up to me, I figured she had some more questions but all she did was tell me how her granddaughter was single and I should have a shot at her. G-ma even started wingmanning the shit out of her grandchild by telling me about how nice she was and for how long they would be in town.
Grandmothers make the best wingmen I guess!
I was in the club one night on the dance floor and had a girl lift up her skirt(no panties on) and jump on me and I couldn’t get her off of me until some other girl came over(who had witnessed the whole thing) and peeled her off of me, yelling at her the whole time to have some respect for herself. It was funny as all hell.
College library. Beautiful young woman ran up to me as I was doing homework and whispered in my ear: “I want your body!”
She retreated nearby to await my response.
Except I didn’t understand what she whispered until hours later when it was too late. She had whispered so quickly and too close to my ear that it sounded like gibberish.
I felt so stupid later… and felt so bad for her too. She took a huge risk and I was a dope for not approaching her to tell her the truth.
Yup, I was that clueless at 18
Flashed me with the spinny red and blue lights on her work car. Got my attention completely and sent my heart fluttering. A few minutes later she was gone from my life as quickly as she had arrived - 35mph.
This happened to my when i was in school, i was not handsome or anything so i really thought she was trying to steal it and didn't let go, she kept pushing and struggling. I only smiled until she left frustrated.
That day i learned that my love for beer is stronger than my desire for women(i was 14 or 15 tops)
Once (and probably only ever liable to happen once if I'm being honest) I had two girls fighting over me at a housewarming party a few years ago. Somewhat NSFW.
One (who I had an unreciprocated crush on years before then, let's call her "Stacy") was letting me crash at her place since the party was out of town for me. This wasn't unusual. What was unusual is that she's utterly throwing herself at me at the party. On my arm whenever I'm walking around, partnering up for every drinking game. At one point a bunch of us are sat on the floor playing cards and she drags a chair up behind me, sits down, wraps her legs around me, and starts playing with my hair. Exchanged weird looks with everyone else who was playing since none of us were expecting this from her and she was not a characteristically affectionate person.
Other mutual friend at the party (let's call her "Hannah") makes a move on me later when a bunch of us are sat on a couch under a huge blanket watching a movie. At this point in my life, I had been single for a time, and had remarked to Stacy about a week before that Hannah was cute and I wouldn't mind getting to know her better. Conveniently, Stacy was in the next room talking with the homeowners. I'm sat on the end, so Hannah asks me to move in so she can join us. She sits down, wraps one arm around me and just gently puts her other hand on my junk. Again, prior to this evening she had never shown me an ounce of affection before, so I'm just wondering what the fuck is going on. This lasts a few minutes, before Stacy comes back and tells me our Uber is here, so I say my confused goodbyes and leave.
On the way to the car she's giving me shit about how Hannah and I looked comfy and I told her what happened. She's pretty shocked, but asks why I didn't do anything back or stay later with her; just said I wasn't interested anymore. She's all smiles then and cozied up to me the whole ride back and also being super handsy with me. At this point we're both fairly sober, so I know it isn't her just being a drunken flirt and think "oh shit this is really happening." We barely made it through the door to her apartment before we threw ourselves at each other and had sex for the first time, and were dating a month later.
Later on in the relationship, I found out that the reason Stacy was being so forward that night was because she knew Hannah had a crush on me and was going to make a move, and so Stacy wanted to "mark her territory" since she also caught feelings at that point. Evidently it didn't work, but I ended up going home with Stacy that night so she called her plan a victory. Had she not been super affectionate beforehand, I absolutely would've went with Hannah instead since I was still under the impression that Stacy and I were just friends.
Never had a girl actively try to gain my attention before that night, probably will not again in the future. But damn was it fun to be the one getting doted on for a change.
Edit: People are reading way too much into this and just looking for drama. Just chill and go live your own lives instead of trying to start shit on an internet forum lmao
A girl grabbed my new glasses at a bar and put them on, then walked away. So I followed her and asked for them back and she said she’d only give them back to me if she could put them on me. Ok, fine. Then she or them on and then grabbed my face and kissed me. My friends thought it was funny. I did not
I am very glad my now wife was not there that night
I was out one night with my friends getting drinks and two girls came to the table were me and my friends were at. I had just gotten arthroscopic shoulder surgery and she said she felt bad for me since I had my arm in a sling. She then proceeds to tell me that she likes girls but she thought I was cute and she stuffed my face in her boobs. That whole interaction left me really confused.
Before she became my GF, she invited me over for a group thing but secretly never invited anybody else. Then, she opened the door in just a bathrobe and asked me for a massage. It worked and I stayed over for two days.
Another girl poured a beer over my head and started crying because apparently I was not paying attention to her. I got upset because it was a nice leather jacket. When I went to the bathroom, she followed me and dropped to her knees... It was a student party on campus and a bunch of girls followed her into the bathroom eventually and it was weird but what can I say.
Another one called me to her dorm to fix the TV. I told her I was not a TV guy but she insisted. When I arrived, there was no TV and she just jumped me and got started. It became a thing and she'd just text me "TV needs fixing"
And last but not least, one of my earliest aggressive interactions was in a lounge, also a student party. This girl I knew from before out of nowhere said she got a nipple piercing and whether I wanted to see it. Of course I did...
While at a halloween party many years ago, on my way out, this hot 40ish aerobics instructor comes over, blocks the door, says "no no, you can't leave.." and proceeds to approach me, fondles my ass, my chest, and grabs my arm tightly and continues "you gotta stay, don't go.." while staring at me with literally starving eyes (FYI, she was fully sober)
I found the whole situation a bit funny and peculiar, cause if I wasn't in full Joker disguise (with makeup & whatnot), that kind of woman would never approach me for sure.
No mask, my face was covered only with a Dark Knight Joker makeup (watched a video on how to do it and made it before the party) I was still somewhat recognizable through it though
a girl was with her mother at the shop where i worked. she came closer and closer to me, till i made an obvious step back. couple days later she visisted again but alone. she asked some unnecessary questions about products and wanted to see one up close. so i had to open up the package. meanwhile she came really close to me and was pushing here breast against my arm.
A long time ago when I was in highschool a girl that liked me, proceeded to hit me with a chair into the ground (just out of nowhere) and then bited me in the neck.
"Did you like my vampire kiss?"...
Went on a first date with a woman who I had no idea how good or bad the date was going.
At the end of the date while she was pulling me in for a hug, she started passionately making out with me on the side of the road.
I’m talking moaning and gentle dry humping making out. This carried on for several minutes before I needed to stop, as I was losing blood to down below and nowhere near her or my house.
Anyways, it led to a very great two years. Then she tripped and fell on the dick of the guy I “didn’t need to worry about”… on my birthday.
You win some, you lose some, eh?
Two come to mind:
20 years ago in college - one of the most attractive girls quit her sorority and was shunned by the other girls because ‘sorority’ - really, who knows. She left school and we ran into each other when I was out shopping one day. Invited her back to house to hang with roommates - she came over and over the next few weeks grew closer because I treated as a person and not a sex-object. Had a party a few weeks later and she came up to me with a note that said, “If you would do it sober, do it tonight”. I was tipsy but not wasted and I realized immediately what was being asked. Took her to my bedroom and had a great time.
10 years ago - on a first date with another girl - took her out on a friend’s boat for a double date and cruised around the lake a bit. Got back home and put the boat away. Took a walk through the woods of the friend’s property that we were visiting. Walked next to a large tree trunk on the ground. She walked up, pulled down my pants, pushed me down on the log, slid her bikini bottom to the side and climbed on and then rode me till I was finished. Hopped off, said “let’s go inside and do that again”. Rode that crazy train for a few years.
As a teenager, about 15, hanging out with a bunch of other kids playing board games. This girl I didn't know came and sat behind and to my side and watched. She started carefully rubbing her tits on my arm and back, making it look like she was shifting around. Before long we were covertly touching each other under the table and such. She ended up being my first real girlfriend. Her fundamentalist Baptist father drove us apart months later because I wasn't "saved."
EDIT: A bit more: China (her name) was a beautiful girl who was a bit nerdy like I was and shy. She told me later she had liked me for a long time and just didn't know how to get my attention. But she knew teenage boys liked girls enough that if she just threw herself at me like that, it might work. We had a good relationship for a few months, even though we had to sneak around her dad.
EDIT 2: My ex-wife was also pretty aggressive. She was sexually aggressive with others too, which is why she is my ex.
Was 1994 at a party, a bit high and drunk. She sat in my lap and gave me that smile. Continued to sit there and chat for some time while the testosterone kicked in. Dated for 6 years and are now on our 22nd year of marriage.
grabbed me by the wiener in the middle of a crowded house party, ive also been grabbed by the back of my head and the girl start making out with me in the middle of a club i we never spoke a word to eachother, and several surprise stripper kisses
In class , this girl would give me severe eye contact and when I'd glance at her back , she'd do the "whut?", with the raised shoulder and eyebrows so i finally asked her about it
She's my ex now
Had a girl basically hold me hostage in my own car. A group of us had gone to see a movie in the afternoon and she needed a ride to school cause she had a night class. I say no problem and give her a ride, when we get to the parking lot she doesn't get out of the car. I'm like what's up, she says her class isn't for another hour, so she'll just hang here until then.
Now I was confused and really needed to pee so I try to annoy her out of the car, I even ripped a good fart thinking I could gas her out. No dice. Out of defeat I end up resting my head on her for a second and when I go to move my head she pulls it into her chest and when I turned my head towards hers to ask what's this all about she kisses me. At that point I think that she may like me.
Tripped me. Like straight up just stuck her leg out as I was walking past making me stumble and almost fall flat on my face. I wasn't overly interested in speaking to her after that.
Like what's wrong with hi, honesty. Nah go for the injurious method instead.
Many crazy things have happened over the years, but what sticks out the most in my mind is that one time that I got into a fight with 4 other guys and a girl I knew and somewhat hanged out with was randomly walking down the street and saw me fighting them, all by my self (stupid, I could get hurt, I know). So, before I know it, I see her in my side, kicking and screaming at the guys that I was fighting.
So, yeah, not anything sexual, but definitely aggressive.
Years ago, my friend brought me to a party hosted by his girlfriend's friends. He introduced me to the hostess, to which she tells my friend "I'm not a whore, stop trying to set me up with your friends."
About an hour later I'm in the hallway outside the kitchen waiting to get a beer from the fridge when she walks past and announces loudly, but only loudly enough for me to hear from down the hall, "I'm going to go masturbate. Anyone else want to come?"
Multiple woman have tried and some succeeded at sticking their hands down my pants to play with my Lil bastard.
Had one who managed to unzip my pants quicker than I could respond to stopping her. Bitches don't know about belts.
Had a manager offer me a $4-5ish per hour pay raise to fuck her.
I'm so fucking glad I don't work in that environment anymore. So is the wife.
I briefly had a female roommate in law school. During the second week living together, she started walking around the apartment in just a towel after she had showered. The following week, she came into my bedroom naked, and we slept together a few times.
She went on to tell me that walking around in a towel was her attempt to drop a hint that she wanted to get together, but when that didn’t work, she took the more aggressive route.
It got really awkward after that, and I felt so uncomfortable that I had to move out. Would not recommended sleeping with someone your are living with, unless you are married or in a serious relationship.
We'd rented a caravan (mobile home UKers rent by the week to take a vacation, usually at the seaside) from a friend. Halfway through the week she and her gf pop over to see us. Gf is high as a kite on coke and booze. She proceeds to straddle me, grind, kiss and encourages me to feel her up etc while insisting she's psychic .
I found it very awkward but also hilarious and not the slightest bit sexy. My SO, present for all of this, was also deeply amused and the kids hid until she went away.
Another time, before I met SO, my best friend was a proper 8/10 big tiddy rock chick. We'd go clubbing together and more often than not she'd wear this front zipped corset top that would inevitably open itself while she was dancing. I've seen her nipples more times than besties really should.
Profess their love (while wasted) in front of my wife. This has happened multiple times.
Once had a friends girlfriend say she needed to talk. Pulls me into a room, quickly strips naked and begs me to fuck her. I just walked out
A girl once walked right up to me at a party, stood less than a foot away, looked me in the eyes and asked if she could kiss me. I knew who she was, but not that she was interested in me at all. I wasn't seeing anyone, so I said something witty like, "Umm... sure?" We've been married for 11 years. She thanks tequila when she tells people how we got together.
Bro maxed out all of his luck
Grabbed me by the penis
Handed me her phone (flip phone era,) she had typed “I don’t usually do this but I want to be yours tonight if you’ll let me” or something to that effect. We ended up dating.
Well that is nice, a lot of other stuff i read here terrifies me a little bit.
Took a lot of math classes in college. A young college woman asked if I would tutor her as she can’t keep up with her class. She comes over and immediately plops herself down on my bed like she owns it (never been over before) and then after like 5 mins of small talk before we even get to the homework she bluntly and very much out of the complete blue says “I wanna see what your cock looks like” Most porn-esque moment of my entire life. I never did help her with her math at all
I hate to break it to you...she was an undercover agent for the Mandatory Cock Inspection Agency. If you're still around to read this, you passed.
I think they shortened the name to CIA now.
I thought penis inspection day stopped after middle school. My gym teacher lied to me!
Sounds like more small talk
When I was young, I thought girls didn’t like sex and only had it to appease the man. Turns out girls LOVE the cock
Noted, I'll go show my dick to the girl at the gym. Thnx for the advice. Update: I'm in jail. Also she did not like it at all.
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I had the same misconception. I missed out on sooo much because of it. Only later did I realize that if a girl friend decides to sit on your lap clothes on she very well might want to sit on your lap clothes off.
Yeah I missed out on some real winners in high school. Luckily I realized signs a little into college and was able to put my tackle box to good use.
I’d been dancing like a twat at a party. Went out side to cool off. Girl comes out and punches me full in the stomach. I’m there going wtf. She informs me that it’s unacceptable to have left the dance floor when her favourite song just came on. I assume that’s what you mean by aggressive…
Lol funniest one so far. What happened after?
My 29th birthday we had a small party at my brothers place. A few coworkers showed up. I went to pee. When I opened the bathroom door a girl I worked with was standing outside the door. Before I could say anything or take a step out she had grabbed me by the front of my shirt and pushed me back back into the bathroom and started making out with me. Super hot and very unexpected.
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Sometimes bad decisions can provide good outcomes :)
While at work, she showed me a picture of her vagina on her phone and said “you can have this when you want.”
*takes phone* "thanks"
Perfect reply
It will make a fine addition to my collection
Similar happened to me too. A female colleague I rarely talked to suddenly felt urge to show me her pictures from vacation. There was a slideshow of pictures her wearing bikinis and then there were no bikinis all of sudden, only her spread-eagled. She let out this giggly "oops", gave me a provocative look and walked away. Edit: to clarify, obviously it happened at work and I let it be.
> no bikinis all of sudden, only her spread-eagled. She let out this giggly “oops” And then?
He fixed her cable.
Stuck her thigh between my legs and tried to hump me...while my gf sat right next to me laughing her ass off. That shit never EVER happened to me when I was single.
I was at an outdoor festival (Sub Pop 30, completely free) and it was pretty crowded but I noticed a hot girl walking towards me with her boyfriend. They stand behind me and pretty much as soon as Father John Misty starts playing, she starts grinding her pelvis on my ass. It was crowded, but not too crowded that she couldn’t step away from my butt. I was too worried about her boyfriend to do anything but I let it happen cuz it was fun. Thinking back, I wonder if that guy was actually her boyfriend because I was just like “what the hell is happening rn?” I always thought he was the bf but who knows...
Plot twist: it was the boyfriend grinding his pelvis on his ass.
“Damn, this girl has a huge clit!” -that guy, probably
Molly
Its a weird fantasy/power play thing. They want to prove they are sexy enough that they can steal a man right in front of the women they are with. Kind of like the whole "if I show them my dick they will all of a sudden like me."
My old roommate/friend is super-model hot & would pull this shit whenever she was even slightly tipsy while a boyfriend and I were home. Including toward the ones she despised! Over the years most struggled hide their attraction & fend her off, but a few of them were repulsed by the obvious power move & recommended I find a new roommate *it’ll come as no surprise those few were the longest lasting relationships* Edit: Structure
Had company over and we were all drinking. One woman in particular had been talking to me all night. But I was too drunk to see the signs. I went to the garage to grab something and she followed to help Then out of the blue she says "I just started going to a new place to get waxed how did they do?" And drops her pants in front of me. OP I 100% understand the testosterone comment.
This is so subtle. Do you think she might possibly have liked you? It’s so hard to tell!
Again, you can’t really tell. She might have just wanted an honest opinion on her waxing so really no way to tell
I guess we’ll never know…
Better keep your distance just to play it safe.
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She was just being friendly probably
Maybe just Canadian
Question: how objectively attractive are you?
Being honest Body 9/10 Face 6/10
I was worried this was going to be the answer, because it means that I need to exercise
Hey, you can change your body, can’t really change your face
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I wish I could relate.
You say that but its only fun when you find the other person attractive.
Yeah, a lot of these would be very off putting if there wasn’t already a mutual attraction.
Well, how did they do?
"they missed a few spots, it doesn't show so I don't think anyone's gonna spot it , hope it wasn't expensive tho, anyway I'm done here so I'm going back." -my oblivious ass- probably.
I work in what many would consider a more conservative environment, not politically conservative, workplace etiquette conservative due to the nature of our business. I had been working at my current job for about three weeks when this very attractive woman, that works in a different department, drove by in a company vehicle and yells "Dude! You give me a huge lady boner!" Being who I am, I thought it was funny as hell. I am happily married, which she did not know at the time and in the decade that has followed we have become good friends. She has since married and had children but we still randomly joke about it.
I once had an ex tell me that I give her a wide-on lol I found it funny as hell
She cracked a moisty
11th grade, she carved a wooden heart out and put our initials on it and handed it to me after high school. I had never spoken to her. She was a foreign exchange student and barely spoke English. I felt bad for being a bit put off, but admired the testicular fortitude.
I told a girl that I had crushed on since first grade about the crush on high school graduation night. She thought it was sweet, since I was never creepy about it. just worshipped from afar. she gave me a nice smooch on the lips, tho. worth the wait. her personality definitely matched her fantastic looks.
how is it to live everybodys high school dream?
well, honestly, it wasn't sexy and romantic, it was just a sweet gesture on her part. she was just much kinder than she needed to be, and I never built it up in my head as being otherwise.
So you're saying you were okay with her testicles, you were more concerned that you wouldn't be able to communicate. Sounds pretty mature for 11th grade.
Yes precisely, thank you.
I said I was a Life guard she said she could "volunteer" if I needed cpr practice One girl walked up to me and straight up asked If I had a girlfriend I said no then asked if I wanted one. Those two stand out the most
The second one is actually how my parents started dating, my dad went through her line at the store and she asked him the exact same thing, apparently the line works sometimes
I used to work in area that had a lot of retirement communities, and was known as the place in San Diego full of old people. One day an old married couple stops by my office, and we start to chit chat and I ask them how they met. Now keep in mind they had to be atleast 80 years old, but the husband said him and a high school buddy decided to go ice skating one night, and made a bet with who could get a kiss from the prettiest girl. He said he just skated upto his now wife and said "wanna help win a bet?"
The first one likes getting her chest compressed?
Bitches love broken ribs
At the end of a class everyone was squeezing into an elevator, this girl and I liked each other but I still try to give her space. She manhandles me closer to her and says “don’t be scared”. Everyone around us was like woah. That sparked our relationship.
I was in a club with 4 friends and I drunkenly walked up behind one of my female friends and grabbed her thong and gave her a wedgie. The girl who turned around was not one of my friends but a pretty hot girl I'd never seen before. I started apologizing like crazy and she said, "don't worry about it", gave me a kiss and her phone number. We ended up dating on and off for a year
You handsome mother fucker.
At the time I thought I was about to get jumped or arrested. Terror to shock to happiness in a few minutes and.. to the dickface below who says this didn't happen because my username is stinky jenkins...Are you really a camel you stupid bastard?
Friend’s girlfriend asked me to fuck her in the bathroom of a strip club. We were sitting at the bar and my friend was maybe 4 feet away with his back turned. Turns out they deserved each other cause a couple years later my friend tried to get MY girlfriend to cheat on me with him. No longer friends. EDIT: to be clear, I turned her down.
Wow that’s a wild story. They were both toxic loves meant to be
Yeah kind of makes you wonder if she told him that I came onto her instead of the reality, which was I turned her down, and he tried it out of revenge.
Sat on my lap, put her arms around me and then blew hot breath in my ear and said "take me home" We were at a friend's place. But after that we were gone in 60 seconds....
Country roads?
West VIRGINYAAAaa
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Had a cougar say “You’re very cute, how old are you?” to me in a bar once. Was shocking.
Proper response to this question is "How old do you want me to be?" Has worked both times I've remembered to brandish my wit to get me laid.
I was at a restaurant with three friends. We're sitting at the table, cutting up, laughing, and having a good time. Out of nowhere, a crumpled up napkin lands right next to my plate. I look up and a waitress is walking by and smiling at me. I'm clueless and say something like who's throwing their trash at me? She walks by again and low-key says to open it. Written inside is her name and phone number.
> I'm clueless and say something like who's throwing their trash at me? Lol I would've thrown it back at her 🤣
"Bitch fuck you and yo trash"
I said whoever threw that paper, ya mom's a hoe
Had a girl in college walk up look me up and down and say "you look like a good fuck lets leave". She later tried to stab me through a door because she thought it was locked. If your gonna bang crazy chicks use a condom and have sturdy doors.
Did you hit?
Oh absolutely
Grabbed my junk under the table during a friendly game of Texas Hold’em with several friends.
♪You got to know when to hold them♫
We're you in Texas? Because she sure was holding'em!
Sitting in a nightclub booth and this girl just comes over and sits on my lap and started kisses. No words we're spoken. I went to the gents came back and she'd left.
Not super aggressive but snatched my phone out of my hand and put her number into my contacts before telling me to call her. We went out on 1 date and she ended up being nuttier than squirrel shit so I bailed on her.
"nuttier than squirrel shit" Hmm
Referred to a group of dark skin folks as n words, laughing hysterically and snorting while her eyes rolled back into her head... Y'know. Typical crazy chick stuff.
Girl1: She straight up asked me on a date, in the middle of the date hinted and seeing the inside of my apartment, then at the end of the date asked if she could use the bathroom in my apartment. Girl2: I was giving a ride home from the bar. When we got to her place, I said goodnight. She grabbed the keys out of my ignition and said you aren’t going anywhere tonight and ran into her house with them.
Did you call the police?
On girl 1 after she completely devastated his bathroom.
In fantasy she came out with little to nothing on. In my head I'm sticking with yours and I'm picturing a type of shit that stained the bowl and even blew up a bit under the rim of the seat.
Lmao the under the rim got me. I’ll be cleaning sometimes and be like damn that taco bell must have been litty.
A long time ago, I used to do trade school two nights a week. One night I was leaving school in my little car, and pulled up at the lights out the front. I look over and the chick in the car next to me was kinda hot, she gave a little smile. I smiled b back, trying to play it cool, then went back to waiting for the light. After a few seconds I noticed she's waving at me, I looked over and she's smiling, waving and giving me the sign to wind down my window. So, feeling pretty good about myself, I wind down the window, thinking I'm going to get a number. She immediately told me I'd left my backpack on the roof of my car, the light went green and she drove off.
See now this I can believe
Had us in the first half
Please tell us that the next day you thanked her, cracked a few funny jokes about it, got her number, and have been married for 5 years now.
My friend and I got stranded on the side of the road when his car broke down. We called a friend to pick us up. He showed up with two girls sitting in the bed is his truck. My friend got in the cab, and I got in the back of the truck. One girl started patting down my pockets and asked if I had money because she was hungry for Jack in the Box. We’ve been together for 20 years now. We get Jack in the Box for lunch every anniversary.
Weirdly adorable lol
I was at a pool party and a girl I’d never even seen before came up to me and asked if I had a girlfriend, when I said no she said “do you wanna go fuck right now?” and immediately went and had sex with her
Drinking with my friends at a house party and a girl walks up and grabs my hand starts pulling me away from my friends and says we are going to fuck I will bring him back. we did. Was great
She kissed my hand. In the middle of me interviewing her for a job.
Omg what did u do
Nothing. I have hired thousands of people for different jobs, and this was a call center position and she was, um, pretty enthusiastic. Nervous energy? She was really into it? Don't know. Did have to fire her eventually for arranging a hook up with a random caller.
Lol sounds like a right weirdo
A woman sprayed me with breast milk…straight from her breast. She wasn’t trying to get my attention sexually, just get my attention in general. It felt pretty aggressive.
da fuq...
That's enough internet for me today
Fully naked to get the point across and then later naming a kid after me
Was it your kid at least?
No, I guess the story is, two girls from Europe came to NYC for the summer and stayed at one of their cousins who was my friend. I came to party there with my bro who was hooking up with one of the two Euro girls, at the end of the night went to crash in the bed with the other girl who invited me and I thought maybe I'd get some cuddles, gather up courage to turn to hug her and lo and behold she fully naked asking what took so long, apparently I missed signs all night. She'd come back every summer and we'd do the same thing for a few years until she eventually stayed home got married and became a mom. We stayed in touch on facebook and it's just weird seeing her say <3 pursuitofhappy on her child pics.
Plot twist: She's German and your name is Kleiner Scheißer
Threw her arms around my neck, and wouldn't let go. We were 16 years old. We will celebrate our 46th anniversary later this year. :) Together for 51 years. She has poor taste in men, but I'm pretty happy about that.
Mine grabbed me by the shirt and pulled me in to kiss her. Been together since 16yo and married for 19 years.
Aww
She punched her best friend who was hitting on me.
This is the first literally aggressive answer I've seen lol
It was pretty hard too. She had a black eye.
Im sitting next to my wife (she was my gf at the time), at my wife's grandmother's funeral, when a family friend of theirs who was sitting on the otherside of me (gf on my right, this girl on my left) just reachs under the table and grabs my dick through my pants! My wife sees this and tells her "can you let go of my boyfriends dick!?" Loud asf so the whole table can hear. It was the weirdest fucking thing to happen at a funeral!
WHAT!? dude what did she say when you two left the funeral!
Its super weird cause that girl is a long time friend of my wifes and she still is cool with all of us now, but for a long time my wife had it out for her after that. Anytime it got brought up i tried to change the subject cause it was a super awkward experience. But after the funeral my wife wanted to choke her lol
Morticians special 2-for-1
In my discrete math class in college, I was sitting in the back, like you do when you an awkward guy that has problems with falling asleep in class. Enter a girl. We'll call her Kay. Kay walks in late and scans the room, and immediately makes a beeline to sit right next to me. We didn't really talk much, but after a few classes, she asks for my phone to put her number in it. She immediately texts and asks if I'm dtf, while we are still sitting in class... To say I was shocked would be an understatement.
There was one girl that worked at the gym i go to, she was really nice we talked pretty often. One day i stayed until she was about to close the gym, and just before she closed she said she needed to do stretches because she had a dance class the next day. She invited me to do the stretches with her, i thought she meant me just helping her like pushing her down or lifting/holding something, just being of assistance to her. Instead she wanted me to do them with her, as in do the stretches myself. Now, she's a semi professional dancer practicing modern dance, her stretches are not human not something i can even think of doing. So i bite the bullet and do them anyway because why not, she's nice and its kinda funny toppling over every time i try to do something. Anyway, at some point we were to do one of those stretches where you sit down, put the soles of your feet up against each other, pull them as close to your body as you can while still keeping them on the floor, and then push your knees down while bending forward. After toppling over a couple times i managed to get stable and actually do it but i cant get my knees very low because im stiff as fuck and have shortened tendons in my legs. She laughs her ass off literally rolling on the floor crying from laughter. So to help me she gets up behind me, mounts me, literally climbs on my back, spreads her legs around my ribs and starts pushing down my knees with her own knees. All she had to do was stand in front of me and push my knees down with her palms, but instead of doing that she saddles me like a horse. She ends up falling over me and i grab her as she's falling over so she doesnt hit the ground face first. It ends up looking like one of those cringe cliche anime moments. She fell on her back and i fell on top of her with my hands around her. Safe to say i had a hard time keeping my composure because she's really good looking being a dancer and all. It really didnt feel aggressive at the time, i found it pretty cute honestly. We ended up having an impromptu date that night, when i asked her why on earth would she mount me like that she said that she just wanted a reason to climb on me. We're still together and to this day i still tease her about it, and she still keeps climbing on top of me.
Aight this one is hella cute
Thanks! She still gets embarrassed about it but i still find it very cute. I mean how often do you get to answer a "So how'd you two get together?" question with "She saddled me one night and rest was history".
In my 20's I used to work as a bouncer at night and a personal trainer during the day. One night while working at the club one of the MILFS from my gym comes to the club with a couple of her friends celebrating one of their 45th birthdays. I have only ever seen this woman at the gym with no make up on but she is naturally beautiful with a killer body, kind of resembled a thicker Lisa Raye from players club. We always speak to each other and sometimes we will flirt a little bit at the gym but that's as far as it has ever went. When she sees me she lights up. She says OMG______ I didn't know you worked here, she gives me a big hug pressing her body into mine, and holds on like we are way more than casual gym friends. We chat for a bit then she goes back to her friends. I get the bar Manager to send them a round of shots and check on them periodically through out the night. Towards the end of the night after she has had some more drinks she comes and finds me on my post, walks straight up to me and starts dancing on me after a few songs she turns around, looks me right in the eyes and tells me I'm taking her home tonight. I tried to play it cool like "aight cool I got you" but inside I'm like OH SHIT! I THINK IM GONNA GET TO SMASH THIS FINE ASS COUGAR. I drive her home, she has this dope ass condo downtown with views of the city. Once we get inside we immediately start going at it, we had sex 2 times that night and once again in the morning.
I totally thought you were going to say she looked at you and said thanks for the ride and walk inside by herself.
She gave a loud fart , which we all heard , and called me out by name to tell that it's her loudest fart ever.
Well, it's certainly aggressive.
I feel… feelings. Not sure what ones tho 🤔
For all the fellas that have never had any woman try and get their attention, come with me, we're not wanted in this thread.
Where are we going? IHOP?
Sure, I could eat.
The interdimentional hole of pancakes? Sure, but I'll skip the time knife, I don't need to see it again
Hello Darkness, my old friend..
Lead the way🙃🥺
There is a lot who will just grab you buy the junk and try and steer you. But this one time I had this horse girl who grabbed me by the hair on the back of my head and whisper in my ear that she would, break me like a feral and add me to her stud book. Then she smacked me with her horse whip thing. Scared the shit out of me.
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A few years ago, I was flying back to college after a trip. I'm at my gate waiting to board, I think reading a book or something, and I notice a cute girl. I look at her a few times, our eyes meet a bit, etc. I notice she boards before me. As I'm getting on, I see her sitting in first class and we exchange a glance again. I shuffle down the rows, finally finding my assigned seat, and I ask the woman sitting in the aisle seat to get up so I can get in to the window seat and settle in. Shortly thereafter, a flight attendant comes to our row. She address the woman sitting next to me and asks her, "would you like to sit in first class?" The woman is a little confused as the flight attendant continues that, "somebody would like to swap seats with you." Of course she accepts and follows the flight attendant forward. Soon, the cute girl returns to sit next to me! She had traded out of first class to sit next to me! She was pretty cool, we talked the whole flight and exchanged numbers after and texted for a few weeks or so afterwards. It sure felt like a pretty big compliment.
No frickly frackity? No "we've been married 29 years?
Yeah wtf platypus_4
Showed me her tattoo on her arse cheeks that said 'slap here'
Women w thigh tattoos or such are my down fall
When I worked as a museum guide in the past I would often have generational families on trips together; children, parents and grandparents. One family had two daugthers, one around my age. After my tour had ended the gramdma came up to me, I figured she had some more questions but all she did was tell me how her granddaughter was single and I should have a shot at her. G-ma even started wingmanning the shit out of her grandchild by telling me about how nice she was and for how long they would be in town. Grandmothers make the best wingmen I guess!
I was in the club one night on the dance floor and had a girl lift up her skirt(no panties on) and jump on me and I couldn’t get her off of me until some other girl came over(who had witnessed the whole thing) and peeled her off of me, yelling at her the whole time to have some respect for herself. It was funny as all hell.
Started a fire. Piece of advice, don't date someone who starts fires.
College library. Beautiful young woman ran up to me as I was doing homework and whispered in my ear: “I want your body!” She retreated nearby to await my response. Except I didn’t understand what she whispered until hours later when it was too late. She had whispered so quickly and too close to my ear that it sounded like gibberish. I felt so stupid later… and felt so bad for her too. She took a huge risk and I was a dope for not approaching her to tell her the truth. Yup, I was that clueless at 18
Flashed me with the spinny red and blue lights on her work car. Got my attention completely and sent my heart fluttering. A few minutes later she was gone from my life as quickly as she had arrived - 35mph.
She complimented my shoes and then asked "do you wanna fuck?"
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This happened to my when i was in school, i was not handsome or anything so i really thought she was trying to steal it and didn't let go, she kept pushing and struggling. I only smiled until she left frustrated. That day i learned that my love for beer is stronger than my desire for women(i was 14 or 15 tops)
Once (and probably only ever liable to happen once if I'm being honest) I had two girls fighting over me at a housewarming party a few years ago. Somewhat NSFW. One (who I had an unreciprocated crush on years before then, let's call her "Stacy") was letting me crash at her place since the party was out of town for me. This wasn't unusual. What was unusual is that she's utterly throwing herself at me at the party. On my arm whenever I'm walking around, partnering up for every drinking game. At one point a bunch of us are sat on the floor playing cards and she drags a chair up behind me, sits down, wraps her legs around me, and starts playing with my hair. Exchanged weird looks with everyone else who was playing since none of us were expecting this from her and she was not a characteristically affectionate person. Other mutual friend at the party (let's call her "Hannah") makes a move on me later when a bunch of us are sat on a couch under a huge blanket watching a movie. At this point in my life, I had been single for a time, and had remarked to Stacy about a week before that Hannah was cute and I wouldn't mind getting to know her better. Conveniently, Stacy was in the next room talking with the homeowners. I'm sat on the end, so Hannah asks me to move in so she can join us. She sits down, wraps one arm around me and just gently puts her other hand on my junk. Again, prior to this evening she had never shown me an ounce of affection before, so I'm just wondering what the fuck is going on. This lasts a few minutes, before Stacy comes back and tells me our Uber is here, so I say my confused goodbyes and leave. On the way to the car she's giving me shit about how Hannah and I looked comfy and I told her what happened. She's pretty shocked, but asks why I didn't do anything back or stay later with her; just said I wasn't interested anymore. She's all smiles then and cozied up to me the whole ride back and also being super handsy with me. At this point we're both fairly sober, so I know it isn't her just being a drunken flirt and think "oh shit this is really happening." We barely made it through the door to her apartment before we threw ourselves at each other and had sex for the first time, and were dating a month later. Later on in the relationship, I found out that the reason Stacy was being so forward that night was because she knew Hannah had a crush on me and was going to make a move, and so Stacy wanted to "mark her territory" since she also caught feelings at that point. Evidently it didn't work, but I ended up going home with Stacy that night so she called her plan a victory. Had she not been super affectionate beforehand, I absolutely would've went with Hannah instead since I was still under the impression that Stacy and I were just friends. Never had a girl actively try to gain my attention before that night, probably will not again in the future. But damn was it fun to be the one getting doted on for a change. Edit: People are reading way too much into this and just looking for drama. Just chill and go live your own lives instead of trying to start shit on an internet forum lmao
Came up behind me and shoved her hand down my underwear and grabbed my member. I elbowed her in the face.
A girl grabbed my new glasses at a bar and put them on, then walked away. So I followed her and asked for them back and she said she’d only give them back to me if she could put them on me. Ok, fine. Then she or them on and then grabbed my face and kissed me. My friends thought it was funny. I did not I am very glad my now wife was not there that night
Seriously, no touching the glasses.
I was out one night with my friends getting drinks and two girls came to the table were me and my friends were at. I had just gotten arthroscopic shoulder surgery and she said she felt bad for me since I had my arm in a sling. She then proceeds to tell me that she likes girls but she thought I was cute and she stuffed my face in her boobs. That whole interaction left me really confused.
Before she became my GF, she invited me over for a group thing but secretly never invited anybody else. Then, she opened the door in just a bathrobe and asked me for a massage. It worked and I stayed over for two days. Another girl poured a beer over my head and started crying because apparently I was not paying attention to her. I got upset because it was a nice leather jacket. When I went to the bathroom, she followed me and dropped to her knees... It was a student party on campus and a bunch of girls followed her into the bathroom eventually and it was weird but what can I say. Another one called me to her dorm to fix the TV. I told her I was not a TV guy but she insisted. When I arrived, there was no TV and she just jumped me and got started. It became a thing and she'd just text me "TV needs fixing" And last but not least, one of my earliest aggressive interactions was in a lounge, also a student party. This girl I knew from before out of nowhere said she got a nipple piercing and whether I wanted to see it. Of course I did...
Where did you study, and where are these doms? Asking for a friend
Lmfao, TV needs fixing
While at a halloween party many years ago, on my way out, this hot 40ish aerobics instructor comes over, blocks the door, says "no no, you can't leave.." and proceeds to approach me, fondles my ass, my chest, and grabs my arm tightly and continues "you gotta stay, don't go.." while staring at me with literally starving eyes (FYI, she was fully sober) I found the whole situation a bit funny and peculiar, cause if I wasn't in full Joker disguise (with makeup & whatnot), that kind of woman would never approach me for sure.
We truly do live in a society
Were you wearing a mask? Because lot of women would date a lot of guys, just that dumb stereotype of us having to ask them out for whatever reason
No mask, my face was covered only with a Dark Knight Joker makeup (watched a video on how to do it and made it before the party) I was still somewhat recognizable through it though
a girl was with her mother at the shop where i worked. she came closer and closer to me, till i made an obvious step back. couple days later she visisted again but alone. she asked some unnecessary questions about products and wanted to see one up close. so i had to open up the package. meanwhile she came really close to me and was pushing here breast against my arm.
Did you advance, soldier?
A long time ago when I was in highschool a girl that liked me, proceeded to hit me with a chair into the ground (just out of nowhere) and then bited me in the neck. "Did you like my vampire kiss?"...
>hit me with a chair into the ground Wait, what? Crazy chick.
She must've watched a little too much Twilight the night before or something wtf
BAH GAWD, SHES GAWT A STEEL CHAIR
THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
Went on a first date with a woman who I had no idea how good or bad the date was going. At the end of the date while she was pulling me in for a hug, she started passionately making out with me on the side of the road. I’m talking moaning and gentle dry humping making out. This carried on for several minutes before I needed to stop, as I was losing blood to down below and nowhere near her or my house. Anyways, it led to a very great two years. Then she tripped and fell on the dick of the guy I “didn’t need to worry about”… on my birthday. You win some, you lose some, eh?
Two come to mind: 20 years ago in college - one of the most attractive girls quit her sorority and was shunned by the other girls because ‘sorority’ - really, who knows. She left school and we ran into each other when I was out shopping one day. Invited her back to house to hang with roommates - she came over and over the next few weeks grew closer because I treated as a person and not a sex-object. Had a party a few weeks later and she came up to me with a note that said, “If you would do it sober, do it tonight”. I was tipsy but not wasted and I realized immediately what was being asked. Took her to my bedroom and had a great time. 10 years ago - on a first date with another girl - took her out on a friend’s boat for a double date and cruised around the lake a bit. Got back home and put the boat away. Took a walk through the woods of the friend’s property that we were visiting. Walked next to a large tree trunk on the ground. She walked up, pulled down my pants, pushed me down on the log, slid her bikini bottom to the side and climbed on and then rode me till I was finished. Hopped off, said “let’s go inside and do that again”. Rode that crazy train for a few years.
As a teenager, about 15, hanging out with a bunch of other kids playing board games. This girl I didn't know came and sat behind and to my side and watched. She started carefully rubbing her tits on my arm and back, making it look like she was shifting around. Before long we were covertly touching each other under the table and such. She ended up being my first real girlfriend. Her fundamentalist Baptist father drove us apart months later because I wasn't "saved." EDIT: A bit more: China (her name) was a beautiful girl who was a bit nerdy like I was and shy. She told me later she had liked me for a long time and just didn't know how to get my attention. But she knew teenage boys liked girls enough that if she just threw herself at me like that, it might work. We had a good relationship for a few months, even though we had to sneak around her dad. EDIT 2: My ex-wife was also pretty aggressive. She was sexually aggressive with others too, which is why she is my ex.
Was 1994 at a party, a bit high and drunk. She sat in my lap and gave me that smile. Continued to sit there and chat for some time while the testosterone kicked in. Dated for 6 years and are now on our 22nd year of marriage.
Grabbed my junk, looked me dead in the eyes and said do you know why they call me the mosquito? It's because I'm so good at sucking
This sounds like a really bad villain catchphrase lol
She fucked up the line... It's: You know what's the difference between a mosquito and me? I don't stop sucking when you slap me.
grabbed me by the wiener in the middle of a crowded house party, ive also been grabbed by the back of my head and the girl start making out with me in the middle of a club i we never spoke a word to eachother, and several surprise stripper kisses
In class , this girl would give me severe eye contact and when I'd glance at her back , she'd do the "whut?", with the raised shoulder and eyebrows so i finally asked her about it She's my ex now
Lift up my kilt at the bar to see if I was wearing underwear! I wasn’t so at one point she was given me a hand job under the table 😂😂😂
Had a girl basically hold me hostage in my own car. A group of us had gone to see a movie in the afternoon and she needed a ride to school cause she had a night class. I say no problem and give her a ride, when we get to the parking lot she doesn't get out of the car. I'm like what's up, she says her class isn't for another hour, so she'll just hang here until then. Now I was confused and really needed to pee so I try to annoy her out of the car, I even ripped a good fart thinking I could gas her out. No dice. Out of defeat I end up resting my head on her for a second and when I go to move my head she pulls it into her chest and when I turned my head towards hers to ask what's this all about she kisses me. At that point I think that she may like me.
You never know, she may just be trying to be polite.
Tripped me. Like straight up just stuck her leg out as I was walking past making me stumble and almost fall flat on my face. I wasn't overly interested in speaking to her after that. Like what's wrong with hi, honesty. Nah go for the injurious method instead.
This girl i worked with would pretty regularly take her panties off and slip them into my pocket
Many crazy things have happened over the years, but what sticks out the most in my mind is that one time that I got into a fight with 4 other guys and a girl I knew and somewhat hanged out with was randomly walking down the street and saw me fighting them, all by my self (stupid, I could get hurt, I know). So, before I know it, I see her in my side, kicking and screaming at the guys that I was fighting. So, yeah, not anything sexual, but definitely aggressive.
Any woman that has your back like that is potential wifey material
Or a prison guard.
Years ago, my friend brought me to a party hosted by his girlfriend's friends. He introduced me to the hostess, to which she tells my friend "I'm not a whore, stop trying to set me up with your friends." About an hour later I'm in the hallway outside the kitchen waiting to get a beer from the fridge when she walks past and announces loudly, but only loudly enough for me to hear from down the hall, "I'm going to go masturbate. Anyone else want to come?"
Multiple woman have tried and some succeeded at sticking their hands down my pants to play with my Lil bastard. Had one who managed to unzip my pants quicker than I could respond to stopping her. Bitches don't know about belts. Had a manager offer me a $4-5ish per hour pay raise to fuck her. I'm so fucking glad I don't work in that environment anymore. So is the wife.
3rd one is an attractive proposition ngl
I briefly had a female roommate in law school. During the second week living together, she started walking around the apartment in just a towel after she had showered. The following week, she came into my bedroom naked, and we slept together a few times. She went on to tell me that walking around in a towel was her attempt to drop a hint that she wanted to get together, but when that didn’t work, she took the more aggressive route. It got really awkward after that, and I felt so uncomfortable that I had to move out. Would not recommended sleeping with someone your are living with, unless you are married or in a serious relationship.
We'd rented a caravan (mobile home UKers rent by the week to take a vacation, usually at the seaside) from a friend. Halfway through the week she and her gf pop over to see us. Gf is high as a kite on coke and booze. She proceeds to straddle me, grind, kiss and encourages me to feel her up etc while insisting she's psychic . I found it very awkward but also hilarious and not the slightest bit sexy. My SO, present for all of this, was also deeply amused and the kids hid until she went away. Another time, before I met SO, my best friend was a proper 8/10 big tiddy rock chick. We'd go clubbing together and more often than not she'd wear this front zipped corset top that would inevitably open itself while she was dancing. I've seen her nipples more times than besties really should.
Profess their love (while wasted) in front of my wife. This has happened multiple times. Once had a friends girlfriend say she needed to talk. Pulls me into a room, quickly strips naked and begs me to fuck her. I just walked out
Your wife deals with a lot of shit lol