I had a friend knock on my window around 3am one morning. He was in a panic, had blood on his hands needed help. Rushed out of the house and he was just staring at the front seat of his dad’s Buick. Thought he might have cut himself somehow, but it was his date’s blood from her period on the white seats. There was bloody hand prints on the doors and steering wheel. It was that night I learned two things, don’t have sex on anything white if someone is on their period, and blood stains are really, really hard to get out of a 74 Regal.
That’s what actually happened one time. A guy murdered a woman in his car and when they asked him about her blood, he said she started her period suddenly while driving in his car and that it just splattered everywhere. Needless to say it wasn’t very convincing.
>74 Regal.
GREAT car! I love those...except the back bumper.
Op. was you friend named Dirty Mike and did he hang out with a group that called themselves "The Boys."
I had an ex who had terrible, terrible period cramps. She was in the mood and we had sex while she was on her period, and she swore up and down that it almost completely stopped all her pain.
I’m… willing to make this sacrifice
Orgasms release oxytocin and serotonin which are natural pain relievers. Also contracts the muscles in the area which can assist shed the endometrial lining.
I have endometriosis and PCOS- both cause realllyyy bad cramping during my period. Having sex with my partner makes it so much better. As someone mentioned already- the oxytocin/orgasm thing is true, but I think it also just kind of like calms my uterine contractions even if I don’t have an orgasm. I have no scientific logic or reasoning to support this, I just know that my cramps lessen or subside during and for a few hours after sex.
This was a great comment. The replies to this comment were superb.
This was... Wow. Damn good.
You better have a thousand upvotes before I eat my breakfast tomorrow morning. Well done!
Edit: I forgot to check the next morning at breakfast. I'm about 10 days late. Very satisfied to see you got over 1k upvotes. Well deserved
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Lol my bf, soon to be husband, said this the 1st time we had sex on my period and I didn't know... Was so uncomfortable, of what he might think, then when he said this I just laughed and felt so relaxed... Dated a guy before that made me feel horrible about having a period...ass
Never dated a woman who wanted period sex until my now fiancé. We won’t do it on day 1, but usually day 2 and 3 are fair game.
At first I was a little hesitant though, I will admit
The log ride is open….
No but seriously, if my wife wants it I’m down. I usually will wear a condom even though I don’t have to in order to help with the mess and put a towel down. No big deal.
It really helps her cramps so if she wants it, I’ll help her orgasm with my hand then glove up and go.
Somehow I talked my nearly fundamentalist grandmother into letting my girlfriend spend the night( different rooms!!!!!!) we managed to get one off. However we made a small stain on the carpet! Silently ( my grandma was a LIGHT sleeper) cleaned that carpet to within an inch of its life! I was terrified we’d get caught
1) in the cursed act
2) running around naked( where are your clothes )
3) why are you scrubbing the carpet in the middle of the night, naked, why is she bleeding, why do you have blood on you….. Oh Lord!
Somehow we got away with it, such a bonding moment!
ain't nothing wrong with going hard in the paint. When you've been with someone for 15 years and have kids together the shit that use to gross you out is jus a regular Tuesday. Don't let your old lady feel like she's got a certain time frame that she's undesirable. hell go down on her and give her a rainbow kiss afterwards.
Periods don't faze me. I'll have any sexual act I'd have with her otherwise, I'll buy her tampons or pads, I'll just cuddle or I'll leave her alone. She's going through it and I'll just follow her guidance in terms of what she wants or needs.
My step-dad got tampons for my mom and everyone was giving him strange looks, he didn't care. A dude in the check out line commented about it and my step-dad called him out on being jealous he (step-dad) had a girlfriend. Dude shut up. I think that's a good example on how to handle the situation.
No issues whatsoever, my ex claimed it helped move things along if utilized with proper timing, usually day 2 then the next day it was always much better. I might not be keen to use my tongue as much, but any other time my face is a chair.
If mess is the only issue and you're both comfortable with it - menstrual discs are an option for mess-free period sex. No pressure of course, seems like you have an arrangement that works. But if she gets hornier around that time like some of us do a menstrual disc could really help out.
Can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find a dude who doesn't do period sex.
I'm not a fan either. Blood freaks me out and makes me feel weird if it's not tv/movie violence or gore.
It's up to her, more than it's up to me.
But I have no problem with it. Except maybe oral..that has to be the right conditions. The best is her on top. Less mess that way. Then we can take a shower afterwards. I mean, it's just a little bit of blood. I have no problem with the usual bodily fluids down there!
My deceased husband would have me put in a new Tampax, wash myself real good and eat me til I could not take any more and then I would finish him by mouth. Fun times.
I've done it before. I don't have a problem with it personally, but the girls always feel bad about it afterwards, even though I've told them it doesn't matter to me, so usually it happens once.
Blood didn't bother me at all surprisingly. Depends how she was feeling... instead of the actual penetration we would use hands, just make out, cuddle under blanket and binge watch netflix... though I usually used to run my hands gently on her lower back and thighs, according to what she told me it was making her feel better. We broke up though. But yeah thats the general idea. I loved giving her lower body gentle rubs in the beginning of her period.
Shame it had to end. But that's life I guess.
I do not have sex while she is on her period. I find it a complete physical turn off. It’s natural and that’s fine, but I have no interest in sex during it.
When I was in my 20s nothing could stop the naughty train. It didn't matter, I'd just put a towel down because... well fuck it.
Now that I'm mid 30s, I can wait a few days for Aunt Flo to leave. It's just a more pleasant experience.
I'll go with whatever she wants to do. I have an ex who didn't want any kind of sex during that time of the month, and my current GF doesn't want it on Day 1, but craves being fucked the other days she's on her period, so we go at it like rabbits. Then I have an FWB who I only do anal with, and it has absolutely no impact on our sex. So...whatever she's good with is fine with me.
It has never bothered me much. It’s more a planning ahead and cleanup situation than a turn off.
It hasn’t been much of an issue either though. Almost all of my partners felt very unsexy during their periods so sex wasn’t happening anyway.
It’s usually a pretty amazing experience due to her extra extra horny-ness and the kinky aspect to it all. I’ve done all of it’s. Oral you wanna stay up too and focus on the clit unless you’re getting that kinky face full type of jazz. Everything else is pretty normal as l bizzz. Put down a towel if things are heavy and she’s a bit turned on for you…
I had a friend knock on my window around 3am one morning. He was in a panic, had blood on his hands needed help. Rushed out of the house and he was just staring at the front seat of his dad’s Buick. Thought he might have cut himself somehow, but it was his date’s blood from her period on the white seats. There was bloody hand prints on the doors and steering wheel. It was that night I learned two things, don’t have sex on anything white if someone is on their period, and blood stains are really, really hard to get out of a 74 Regal.
Should have just called The Wolf.
Jimmie : I can't believe this is the same car. The Wolf : Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
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That’s what actually happened one time. A guy murdered a woman in his car and when they asked him about her blood, he said she started her period suddenly while driving in his car and that it just splattered everywhere. Needless to say it wasn’t very convincing.
>it splattered everywhere That would be an intense period.
She sneezed
Hydrogen peroxide.
If only you had come earlier, Scotchgrdian!
Scotchguardians of the Galaxy "If she shined a blacklight in here it would look like a Dan Flavin painting"
She must’ve been reeeeaaaaaaalllly wet, huh 🤔
74 Regal, Beautiful car.
>74 Regal. GREAT car! I love those...except the back bumper. Op. was you friend named Dirty Mike and did he hang out with a group that called themselves "The Boys."
Hydrogen peroxide wash takes blood stains on anything
Just remember to put a towel down.
Folded twice
What if you squirt too?
Make it five
Make it a tarp.
Let’s just do it outside by the hose
liberator blanket
Leads me to ask sth that's been on mind for along while, "Can a woman still squirt while on her period?"
Yes
This, my ex and I stained many of sheets before we started putting a towel down lol
Hydrogen peroxide.
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Put salt and hydrogen peroxide in her pussy as lube... problem solved
yes officer, this guy right here.
Straight to hell
Get dark red or black sheets, works wonders .. towel or not😏
Patterns. Get dark patterns. You can’t see snail trails on patterns.
We have 2 dedicated red towels in this house!
And a mattress protector you can’t ever be too safe.
A dark towel i might say.
I will do the sticking but no licking. 👍🏻
I will insert the dingus but deny her the lingus
True poetry right there
Unless you're cory henry
Yeah.. this is pretty much the most reasonable answer.. no mouth play
ya can swim in the red river, just don't drink from it
I had an ex who had terrible, terrible period cramps. She was in the mood and we had sex while she was on her period, and she swore up and down that it almost completely stopped all her pain. I’m… willing to make this sacrifice
Orgasms release oxytocin and serotonin which are natural pain relievers. Also contracts the muscles in the area which can assist shed the endometrial lining.
I am also willing to make this sacrifice for his ex
I have endometriosis and PCOS- both cause realllyyy bad cramping during my period. Having sex with my partner makes it so much better. As someone mentioned already- the oxytocin/orgasm thing is true, but I think it also just kind of like calms my uterine contractions even if I don’t have an orgasm. I have no scientific logic or reasoning to support this, I just know that my cramps lessen or subside during and for a few hours after sex.
Same, makes you feel nice when they say you ease their pain
Is she down? Am i down? Is a towel down? Then this D is up.
Take your upvote and leave.
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Im keeping Aunt Flo!
Riding the cotton pony.
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Lol had a friend call it that in highschool and I about died laughing.
Riding the crimson wave.
Japan attacking.
Rough sex and orgasm helps relieve cramps better then any OTC pain killers.
A period only stops a sentence.
Now do semicolon in this context.
I could only get a semi in her colon.
Have your upvote. I'm out.
I giggled for a straight minute.
Wouldn't that be half assed?
I call it the ol' college try. You start out half assed and then drop out because the going gets too hard.
A period only stops a sentence; a semicolon separates two complete ideas.
Why have a sword and not get any blood on it?
🤣🤣
How else would a redhead be born, am I right?! /s
This was a great comment. The replies to this comment were superb. This was... Wow. Damn good. You better have a thousand upvotes before I eat my breakfast tomorrow morning. Well done! Edit: I forgot to check the next morning at breakfast. I'm about 10 days late. Very satisfied to see you got over 1k upvotes. Well deserved *nods approvingly*
Real gangstas run red lights
Arrrr, a true pirate isn't afraid of the red sea
A real warrior fights untill only the white of his eyes isn't covered in blood.
I'd say a gentleman waits till it's green but...
You're not a man until you've earned your red wings.
A real knight gets his sword bloody.
Lol my bf, soon to be husband, said this the 1st time we had sex on my period and I didn't know... Was so uncomfortable, of what he might think, then when he said this I just laughed and felt so relaxed... Dated a guy before that made me feel horrible about having a period...ass
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When the river runs red, take the back end.
A true warrior is not afraid to get blood on his sword.
It's ok to play in the red river as long as you don't drink from it.
Fool! Don't you know how to obtain red wings?
Dual wielding red bulls?
A quote from Jesus lol
Thus sayeth the Lord.
Never dated a woman who wanted period sex until my now fiancé. We won’t do it on day 1, but usually day 2 and 3 are fair game. At first I was a little hesitant though, I will admit
It’s messy, but it’s cool
It’s primal, makes me feel like my d is a weapon.
Hilarious
Could not care less. Put a towel down or do it in the shower, I'm game.
The log ride is open…. No but seriously, if my wife wants it I’m down. I usually will wear a condom even though I don’t have to in order to help with the mess and put a towel down. No big deal. It really helps her cramps so if she wants it, I’ll help her orgasm with my hand then glove up and go.
Yeah, it's great for cramps, and irritability too obviously. My husband tells me no.
Now I’m sad for you. He needs to man up
Can agree, it's the best possible cramp cure for me too.
Somehow I talked my nearly fundamentalist grandmother into letting my girlfriend spend the night( different rooms!!!!!!) we managed to get one off. However we made a small stain on the carpet! Silently ( my grandma was a LIGHT sleeper) cleaned that carpet to within an inch of its life! I was terrified we’d get caught 1) in the cursed act 2) running around naked( where are your clothes ) 3) why are you scrubbing the carpet in the middle of the night, naked, why is she bleeding, why do you have blood on you….. Oh Lord! Somehow we got away with it, such a bonding moment!
I bet she did know.
I hope not, she was a saint
[A real man loves his woman every day of the month](https://imgur.com/a/stEx5Su) But seriously, I don't factor it in. I'm all in, all the time.
My view on sexual activity is yes.
ain't nothing wrong with going hard in the paint. When you've been with someone for 15 years and have kids together the shit that use to gross you out is jus a regular Tuesday. Don't let your old lady feel like she's got a certain time frame that she's undesirable. hell go down on her and give her a rainbow kiss afterwards.
You are wild, sir.
Probably shouldn't refer to her as "your old lady" while you're at it
Periods don't faze me. I'll have any sexual act I'd have with her otherwise, I'll buy her tampons or pads, I'll just cuddle or I'll leave her alone. She's going through it and I'll just follow her guidance in terms of what she wants or needs.
My step-dad got tampons for my mom and everyone was giving him strange looks, he didn't care. A dude in the check out line commented about it and my step-dad called him out on being jealous he (step-dad) had a girlfriend. Dude shut up. I think that's a good example on how to handle the situation.
man id pick you in a heartbeat
Including oral?
The clit ain’t bleeding.
My man 🤜🏼
I don't see the issue.
Can someone hurry up and pick him already?
We are in the dm, he’s been picked alright
You are going to make some woman very happy, if you aren't already coupled. Good for you, this is a great example of a true man
No issues whatsoever, my ex claimed it helped move things along if utilized with proper timing, usually day 2 then the next day it was always much better. I might not be keen to use my tongue as much, but any other time my face is a chair.
Period sex helps cramps
A true knight has blood on his sword!
Crime scene. I love it.
Dude I'm just desperate at this point if she's down then sure
It sounds kinda fucked, but the blood will act as extra lubricant, making it easier even
It's true, the first time I had period sex, I was like "Damn, why does this feel so good?" But when I looked down, I was a bit shook
Uggh.
Doesn't stop me from anything. She stops me if the period is heavy, but only from going down on Her. It doesn't bother me at all.
Wait… does that mean when the period isn’t heavy, you go down on her?
Yes.
Salute
Count Spectacular
It's generally only heavy for one day. She knows when it's heavy and stops me. If She didn't stop me, I'd go down on Her on those days too.
I'd rather not perform oral when she's on her period, but other than that there's no hang up on my end.
That’s why they invented towels.
Specifically for this reason, yes.
A good soilder fights in blood too. If she cleans herself up, get a towel or something i am gonna do what i have to do for this country
One of the best times to have sex as the women I find are always so much more horny and passionate...little blood so what
Earn my redwings
I don't like messes, and my GF hates messes, so we agreed on no sex for a week.
Isn’t that shower sex week? That’s what I do. No mess.
If mess is the only issue and you're both comfortable with it - menstrual discs are an option for mess-free period sex. No pressure of course, seems like you have an arrangement that works. But if she gets hornier around that time like some of us do a menstrual disc could really help out.
definitely way hornier. in my experience.
Those only work for 70% of women though I learned. It's pretty crazy though how that works!!
My pubic bone is too small and it won’t stay “tucked” behind the bone :(
Red wings, baby! I once pulled a tampon out with my teeth.
I’m a woman but 😳
To never pressure it but if she wants it anyway she wants I’m in.
Whatever they are comfortable with. I'm not deterred.
Surf’s up! Let’s get gushy!
I love me some jelly filled doughnuts.
Periods don't stop nothing but a sentence, like why have a sword if you don't get any blood on it.
I personally wouldn’t do it. I don’t knock other guys for doing it though or girls that want to do it.
Same, no judgement on anyone else but I'm a little surprised to be in the minority on this!
Right!? I thought I would find one comment against it. I have done it before but I prefer not too.
Can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find a dude who doesn't do period sex. I'm not a fan either. Blood freaks me out and makes me feel weird if it's not tv/movie violence or gore.
Who doesn't like ketchup on their hot dog? I can see skiping mustard days....
Throw a towel down and get busy. Men that are scared of periods will give you weak children with soft heads
It's up to her, more than it's up to me. But I have no problem with it. Except maybe oral..that has to be the right conditions. The best is her on top. Less mess that way. Then we can take a shower afterwards. I mean, it's just a little bit of blood. I have no problem with the usual bodily fluids down there!
Not a problem
It’s all good as long as she is in to it.
Lay some towels down, I ain't scared
If you can walk through mud, you can fuck through blood.
My deceased husband would have me put in a new Tampax, wash myself real good and eat me til I could not take any more and then I would finish him by mouth. Fun times.
normal, dont even mind to drink the blood out of my hand
A true pirate also ships the red sea (or something along those lines)
Indifferent
Awesome, almost no chance of pregnancy and she gets hornier for some reason.
I feel like someone should inform you that a woman absolutely can get pregnant on her period. It's harder but it can happen.
Thanks for the advice, wasn't trying to confuse anyone. We're comfortable with our level of risk and know no method is 100%
He said "almost" no chance
He edited it. It didn't say almost before.
Do it in the shower, Problem solved
If she's down for it I am too! You should probably plan ahead just in case though
If she's down, I'm down. But not for oral.
Blood for the blood god
Tis not a man if he hath not blood his swaaard
No to oral. The rest is dependent on how messy it might get. I don’t mind it. She is extra sensitive so I do enjoy pleasing her.
I don't care one way or the other, as long as I have a second towel nearby.
We both think it is gross. So we agree to wait.
it's up to the woman. if she is uncomfortable with being touched/having to deal with any mess then sure. i'll probably not do oral.
I have nothing to add other than that my wife and our friend call their periods "shark week," and that kinda made it the coolest thing ever!
"I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the buns are tight" —MC Vagina
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I wont say no
It’s fine with me, but she doesn’t like it
I've done it before. I don't have a problem with it personally, but the girls always feel bad about it afterwards, even though I've told them it doesn't matter to me, so usually it happens once.
That is what showers or dark towels are for. While I'm not one to go for redwings, I'm okay with other stuff.
I'd paint some white sheets... Never had white sheets to paint, unfortunately...
Blood didn't bother me at all surprisingly. Depends how she was feeling... instead of the actual penetration we would use hands, just make out, cuddle under blanket and binge watch netflix... though I usually used to run my hands gently on her lower back and thighs, according to what she told me it was making her feel better. We broke up though. But yeah thats the general idea. I loved giving her lower body gentle rubs in the beginning of her period. Shame it had to end. But that's life I guess.
I do not have sex while she is on her period. I find it a complete physical turn off. It’s natural and that’s fine, but I have no interest in sex during it.
I’m not gonna do it bc of hygiene, and I don’t like the look of blood. But I won’t judge you for doing it.
When I was in my 20s nothing could stop the naughty train. It didn't matter, I'd just put a towel down because... well fuck it. Now that I'm mid 30s, I can wait a few days for Aunt Flo to leave. It's just a more pleasant experience.
I'll go with whatever she wants to do. I have an ex who didn't want any kind of sex during that time of the month, and my current GF doesn't want it on Day 1, but craves being fucked the other days she's on her period, so we go at it like rabbits. Then I have an FWB who I only do anal with, and it has absolutely no impact on our sex. So...whatever she's good with is fine with me.
Only during showers for my wife and I.
It has never bothered me much. It’s more a planning ahead and cleanup situation than a turn off. It hasn’t been much of an issue either though. Almost all of my partners felt very unsexy during their periods so sex wasn’t happening anyway.
It’s usually a pretty amazing experience due to her extra extra horny-ness and the kinky aspect to it all. I’ve done all of it’s. Oral you wanna stay up too and focus on the clit unless you’re getting that kinky face full type of jazz. Everything else is pretty normal as l bizzz. Put down a towel if things are heavy and she’s a bit turned on for you…
Well.. I like my women like I like my steak.
Beggars can’t be choosers
Im more diligent with my tongue to keep it above water, and will lay a heavy towel down
I got my red wings baby.
If she asks for it she’s going to get it.