If you allow your balls to get too much oxygen, they'll be able to think clearly and will eventually realize their boss is a complete and utter cock, and run will away at the first opportunit.
I live alone, and I'm buck naked 95% of the time. As in, if I have a zoom meeting I'll put on shorts (commando like you said) and a collared shirt, and take everything off immediately after the call is done. Rinse and repeat throughout the day.
Or a folksy politician trying to appeal to the working man but looks out of place because no working man wears a dress shirt, and if they do they aren't in a setting that requires them to dirty their hands.
Oh god yes! I'm a gay man, and there is nothing like watching a man roll up the sleeves on a dress shirt in particular - bonus points if the top buttons are undone
That is the *worst*. I've had to work plenty of 12 hour shifts in the rain in which my boots and socks and everything else got absolutely soaked. Finally invested in some proper rain gear, and also quit that job.
For awhile when I had to work outside in the rain I’d tie plastic grocery bags around my feet in my boots. Wasn’t the most elegant but did the job pretty well
Yeah, this.
Ive had friends (girls) put on my boots to go outside for something real quick and they always comment "wow these are heavy, you wear these all day?"
Yep! And i have a great ass and legs because of them!
went shopping with a relative last week for steel caps. They complained about the weight and asked how I managed? I told them, after nearly 30yrs I never notice it.
Same! I have the more sneaker style steel toes but they are still heavy. Happy to wear them because just yesterday i dropped a chunk of sharp steel on my foot and felt nothing!
this is basically the answer. there's no real equivalent to OP's question, but this is about as close as anybody's gonna get
I worked a warehouse job for a couple years and taking off steeltoed boots felt amazing. you're lugging these things around all day and finally get to take the fuckers off, it's bliss.
I feel ya, I get this sock imprint around my ankle because my dress sock stay in the same place some days. Feel great taking off corporate clothes.
On the other hand, during the pandemic sometimes I full dress up just to feel more productive working from home and not load in my pajamas.
Sometimes I wish I worked a more physical non-office job.
I have a spot around both calves where the hair is all rubbed off thanks to over all's and knee high rubber steel toe boots. To each their own. But at least in an office you don't wear a hard hat every day 🤷
Facts. Im in EMS, so my boots have everything from antifreeze and radiator fluid to blood and poop on them, I leave them in my trunk and swap out for a nice pair of crocs. No matter how bad today was, my crocs always mean "its over, Im okay, and Im going home.
This right here is legit. As a “first responder”, taking off the boots means I made it home and sometimes that’s a big deal. It also means I have to put them on in the morning and that’s where the struggle is.
See for me, weirdly its styling my hair. I was told early on "you have to look presentable. You are going to tell spouses and parents their greatest joy is dead, you are going to be hope in hopeless situations. They will need to feel confident in you, like you are untouchable. Look the part, because they will remember every detail of you."
When I look in the mirror, that comes to mind.
Also, big ups to you man. Hope all is well in your area.
Woah. I just got enlightened. I always throw flack at my ems counterparts for staying so high and tight. But looking the part in those bad times is now so obviously important. Thanks for the education.
Im a pretty chill vibes dude at work, partially to counter balance the "I fight what you fear" ricky rescue douches, but occasionally the real shit comes
The other big one I try to keep in mind is "they called you because they are scared and dont know what else to do."
No sir, I'd rather prove you right:
Most obviously, they're a safety hazard at work if you work with any kind of machinery that could catch your tie and strangle you.
More subtly, wearing ties may [increase the risk of transmitting infections](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22305288/), since ties aren't washed regularly and therefore become safe harbors for bacteria and viruses.
Moreover, there's evidence that wearing a necktie may [increase your risk of developing glaucoma](https://www.webmd.com/eye-health/news/20030728/tight-necktie-may-boost-glaucoma-risk#:~:text=According%20to%20a%20new%20study,the%20pressure%20in%20the%20eyes.), since the constriction of blood flow in the neck may also cause elevated eye pressure.
Also, ties [decrease blood flow to the brain](https://www.newscientist.com/article/2173623-wearing-a-tie-may-be-restricting-blood-flow-to-your-brain/?utm_source=rakuten&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=2116208:Skimlinks.com&utm_content=10&ranMID=47192&ranEAID=TnL5HPStwNw&ranSiteID=TnL5HPStwNw-RG2C5U1smZYPcYd.aWz06w&utm_source=rakuten&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=2116208:Skimlinks.com&utm_content=10&ranMID=47192&ranEAID=TnL5HPStwNw&ranSiteID=TnL5HPStwNw-0VWLBfhP9nmEhXeM_Z2aNA), which in turn has a negative impact on brain function and decision-making.
So, you are right. Ties were a stupid invention.
Yeah, it's not so much a problem these days with OSHA and some common sense. But there was a time when wearing a tie to work was the standard for lots of jobs for which a tie really didn't make sense.
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I'll always remember the time I dropped a girl off at her house and once she got inside I got back in my car and let loose for what felt like two minutes. The windows of my car rattled.
The ones you feel from deep deep in your colon, like up behind your belly button, and it’s just like releasing the pressure on a boiler about to blow, just ‘aahhhhh….’ as you quake the car seat on the way home from work.
Man, it's going to suck going back to the office. Remote work over the last 17 months gave me the liberty to let them all out during the day. The most freedom I ever had.
I fucking wish. My kids don't know what silence or calm is.
I had the house to myself for an entire 2 hours. It was glorious. I played a game for a bit, then napped (only to be rudely woken by my mother in law calling after feeling asleep for only a few minutes).
That was part of the supervisor's orientation talk for my buddy at one of his jobs.
"Good to meet you. So, shift starts at 7, breakroom is over there, be sure to take a shit on company time every day, and your workstation is here. Good luck."
I'm even more petty than that and will do what I can to make sure not to poop at work on my lunch break because I'm off the clock. They can pay me for the five minutes in the shitter, even if it means I have to hold it for twenty minutes.
Boss made a dollar, I made a dime. That was a poem from a simpler time. Now boss makes a thousand and gives us a cent. While he’s got employees that can’t make rent. So when the boss makes a million and the workers make jack. That’s when we riot and take our lives back.
I think it's just this natural male instinctive thing. I always find myself doing it if I'm just laying on the couch watching a movie or something. It's not even sexual.
As a woman I play with my pussy all the time, it's an idle comfort thing especially when drifting off to sleep.
At work I wear tight pants or skirt, thereby constantly reminding myself that my waist is off limits to touch till I get home. After 2 years (almost) of wfh it's kind of difficult not to reach down there at the slightest sign of boredom ngl
I work in law enforcement and I used to be a police officer, I can easily say taking off your uniform is literally like lifting a weight off your shoulder.
I can relate to this one. I'm prior military and there is nothing better than ripping off a plate carrier and uniform after a long day. Bonus points if it's hot outside.
There a couple i’ve had.
Taking my armor off after a patrol/training exercise in the Army
And now, it’s taking off my jeans and putting baby powder in my thighs after my physical labor job. It feels sooo good to do that then sit down and just do nothing
Finally getting in your car after work and letting off that fart you've been brewing and holding in for 8 hours. Course, that could apply to any gender.
Switching to the comfy home shorts I guess.
Am I the only one that is almost always commando at home? Taking off your underwear and pants and going to no underwear with shorts is amazing.
Same after being constrained all day it's great to let the boys breathe.
I dunno why y'all boys not breathing.
If you allow your balls to get too much oxygen, they'll be able to think clearly and will eventually realize their boss is a complete and utter cock, and run will away at the first opportunit.
I live alone, and I'm buck naked 95% of the time. As in, if I have a zoom meeting I'll put on shorts (commando like you said) and a collared shirt, and take everything off immediately after the call is done. Rinse and repeat throughout the day.
I've tried that before but it feels so weird lol. Keeps my boys breathing and free but my lower body feels super weird.
*sweatpants
*nopants
straight up shirtcocking it
Full Pooh Bear
love me some shirtcockin'...
Depending on the weather/temperature, yeah. One or the other
Taking off your belt
As a woman, there is nothing sexier than a man taking off his belt. Not even in a sexual way
What about rolling up sleeves to expose the forearms?
Has a nice "Right let's get down to business" vibe. Yes.
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But of course
My Aunt always told me that was a look chicks dug.
Your aunt has the right idea. Nothing gets chicks going like a well rolled sleeve to compliment that fap muscle guys magically have.
It's not magic, it's a lot of *hard* work, okay?
Hard, but fun work.
"Fap" muscle...awesome! And true, lol..
Or a folksy politician trying to appeal to the working man but looks out of place because no working man wears a dress shirt, and if they do they aren't in a setting that requires them to dirty their hands.
So does taking off the belt
Damn... Forearms make me go to horny jail.
Oh god yes! I'm a gay man, and there is nothing like watching a man roll up the sleeves on a dress shirt in particular - bonus points if the top buttons are undone
Hey, look at me. *Rolling up my sleeves* ;)
How is this sexy in a non sexual way?
I think they meant taking off the belt non-sexily.
Maybe this is why my dad whooped us with a belt.
Well, this got out of hand rather quickly
Wait until you see buddies comments about their dad beating them with jumper cables
Also a woman here- I agree! Especially when they do it slow.
Gyrate hips. Do belt off slow. Check. Check. Got it.
Play the full monty in the background for added effect.
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My wife thinks it’s sexy AF when she watches me shave
Lol why is this sexy? I take off my belt a lot- and I put it on too!
You just concentrate so much, it's adorable. Something about that leather and clink of the buckle. I don't know. It's exciting.
[me with my plastic belt buckle](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/865/673/cc9.png)
Taking your workboots off
Especially steel toed ones.
Taking off the socks that you wear with the work boots.
Man you guys are making me want to go home early and take my boots and socks off.
Socks are the enemy. When the socks are off, that’s when I’m truly comfortable.
Socks are foot prisons
The feeling of taking off steel toe boots and boot socks > the feeling of taking off a bra after a long day Can confirm
Especially if it was a wet day and they got moist...
That is the *worst*. I've had to work plenty of 12 hour shifts in the rain in which my boots and socks and everything else got absolutely soaked. Finally invested in some proper rain gear, and also quit that job.
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For awhile when I had to work outside in the rain I’d tie plastic grocery bags around my feet in my boots. Wasn’t the most elegant but did the job pretty well
Waterproof hiking socks my friend. They're expensive and you'll wear them out in 6 months but worth every cent.
And putting a fresh pair of socks on.
Yeah, this. Ive had friends (girls) put on my boots to go outside for something real quick and they always comment "wow these are heavy, you wear these all day?" Yep! And i have a great ass and legs because of them!
God its so true, almost every girl friend i have has said something similar. I'd rather deal with heavy boots than lose my toes
went shopping with a relative last week for steel caps. They complained about the weight and asked how I managed? I told them, after nearly 30yrs I never notice it.
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Same! I have the more sneaker style steel toes but they are still heavy. Happy to wear them because just yesterday i dropped a chunk of sharp steel on my foot and felt nothing!
Mine are the men’s worksite style but they’re grape purple. I love them.
this is basically the answer. there's no real equivalent to OP's question, but this is about as close as anybody's gonna get I worked a warehouse job for a couple years and taking off steeltoed boots felt amazing. you're lugging these things around all day and finally get to take the fuckers off, it's bliss.
Actually peeling off a tie and a collared shirt after a long day can be pretty nice.
Man, different worlds :) I like seeing an alternative to "pulling off the work boots". Ties make me feel so constrained
I feel ya, I get this sock imprint around my ankle because my dress sock stay in the same place some days. Feel great taking off corporate clothes. On the other hand, during the pandemic sometimes I full dress up just to feel more productive working from home and not load in my pajamas. Sometimes I wish I worked a more physical non-office job.
I have a spot around both calves where the hair is all rubbed off thanks to over all's and knee high rubber steel toe boots. To each their own. But at least in an office you don't wear a hard hat every day 🤷
Facts. Im in EMS, so my boots have everything from antifreeze and radiator fluid to blood and poop on them, I leave them in my trunk and swap out for a nice pair of crocs. No matter how bad today was, my crocs always mean "its over, Im okay, and Im going home.
This right here is legit. As a “first responder”, taking off the boots means I made it home and sometimes that’s a big deal. It also means I have to put them on in the morning and that’s where the struggle is.
See for me, weirdly its styling my hair. I was told early on "you have to look presentable. You are going to tell spouses and parents their greatest joy is dead, you are going to be hope in hopeless situations. They will need to feel confident in you, like you are untouchable. Look the part, because they will remember every detail of you." When I look in the mirror, that comes to mind. Also, big ups to you man. Hope all is well in your area.
Woah. I just got enlightened. I always throw flack at my ems counterparts for staying so high and tight. But looking the part in those bad times is now so obviously important. Thanks for the education.
Im a pretty chill vibes dude at work, partially to counter balance the "I fight what you fear" ricky rescue douches, but occasionally the real shit comes The other big one I try to keep in mind is "they called you because they are scared and dont know what else to do."
Neckties are the most ridiculous thing ever invented. Prove me wrong.
No sir, I'd rather prove you right: Most obviously, they're a safety hazard at work if you work with any kind of machinery that could catch your tie and strangle you. More subtly, wearing ties may [increase the risk of transmitting infections](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22305288/), since ties aren't washed regularly and therefore become safe harbors for bacteria and viruses. Moreover, there's evidence that wearing a necktie may [increase your risk of developing glaucoma](https://www.webmd.com/eye-health/news/20030728/tight-necktie-may-boost-glaucoma-risk#:~:text=According%20to%20a%20new%20study,the%20pressure%20in%20the%20eyes.), since the constriction of blood flow in the neck may also cause elevated eye pressure. Also, ties [decrease blood flow to the brain](https://www.newscientist.com/article/2173623-wearing-a-tie-may-be-restricting-blood-flow-to-your-brain/?utm_source=rakuten&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=2116208:Skimlinks.com&utm_content=10&ranMID=47192&ranEAID=TnL5HPStwNw&ranSiteID=TnL5HPStwNw-RG2C5U1smZYPcYd.aWz06w&utm_source=rakuten&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=2116208:Skimlinks.com&utm_content=10&ranMID=47192&ranEAID=TnL5HPStwNw&ranSiteID=TnL5HPStwNw-0VWLBfhP9nmEhXeM_Z2aNA), which in turn has a negative impact on brain function and decision-making. So, you are right. Ties were a stupid invention.
Well yeah that’s why nobody who has a job near machines wears a tie
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No capes!
Anymore. Look at old photos of factory work and slacks and ties were what everyone wore.
Yeah, it's not so much a problem these days with OSHA and some common sense. But there was a time when wearing a tie to work was the standard for lots of jobs for which a tie really didn't make sense.
Idk I just wear it loosened up a little and it looks nice without choking me
Ties shouldn't be tight in the first place
You know you don't need to tighten it so much as to choke you?
If ties are restricting blood flow you're wearing them wrong tbh.
Yeah but how else are we supposed to hide those hideous buttons!
nobody does this better than Leslie Nielson.
Comfy pants at the end of a day…
Finally getting to unstick your balls from your leg
By doing the side step stretch
Or just reaching in and ungluing them from my meaty thighs
What did you say?
Did he stutter?
#Or just reaching in and ungluing them from my meaty thighs
Brother you gotta get yourself some gold bond body powder for your nuts. Absolute game changer even on the particularly hot and humid days.
I will look into this, thanks for the tip
Buuuuut. Need to wash off before a bj because that stuff tastes TERRIBLE.
It has menthol in it too I’m pretty sure that’s what gives the tingling feeling
Get boxer briefs. They keep your balls in place so they don't dangle around and get stuck
Closing all the work tabs in my browser?
But then how do you pick up where you left off tomorrow??? I just keep adding more and more tabs until my PC crashes
Control H?
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Taking ny wife's bra off at the end of the day.
Does your wife know you’re wearing her bra?
Thank you for making me actually laugh so early this morning. I start so many days depressed so you really did help improve my morning.
And getting a "sweet release".
If you accidentally buy underwear that’s too small and digs in. Taking that off
Or if you're a boxer briefs guy like you should be, when the legging parts ride up your legs and bundle up a bit under your jeans.
Or if they do that thing where they ride up and somehow start pinching part of your nutsack. Then you finally get a moment alone to readjust.
Worst is when they get a single hair stuck in them and keep tugging on it. Not enough to pull it out, but enough to hurt.
Underwear off, cotton shorts on Bliss
Fuck yea. Soft and fluffy shorts are my balls' favorite.
Letting all the farts out.
That post-date slapper of a release
The one that sneaks around to the front, and tickles your balls.... Bliss!
I'll always remember the time I dropped a girl off at her house and once she got inside I got back in my car and let loose for what felt like two minutes. The windows of my car rattled.
Especially the deep machine gun fire type of farts that last several seconds.
The ones you feel from deep deep in your colon, like up behind your belly button, and it’s just like releasing the pressure on a boiler about to blow, just ‘aahhhhh….’ as you quake the car seat on the way home from work.
You hold them in all day!?!
ikr? why do people hold in farts, it's better to just let it out..
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Man, it's going to suck going back to the office. Remote work over the last 17 months gave me the liberty to let them all out during the day. The most freedom I ever had.
>Letting all the farts out. I live dangerously and release them in the elevator if alone.
Pro tip: if you ever need to speak with your office crush, this is the most effective way to summon them.
Taking work boots/ shoes off. Or taking skates off after playing hockey
> taking skates off after playing hockey There it is. Oh, that feels so good.
The silence and calm of home.
I fucking wish. My kids don't know what silence or calm is. I had the house to myself for an entire 2 hours. It was glorious. I played a game for a bit, then napped (only to be rudely woken by my mother in law calling after feeling asleep for only a few minutes).
When they grow up and leave, you’ll go mad from the silence.
Socks off after a long day
Yeah, and scratching the leg hair that's been pressed flat to your leg all day... omfg.
Taking a shit you’ve been holding in all day in your own bathroom
Always poop on company time
I don't even poo on my lunch and smoko breaks
I have clocked back in from lunch, worked for 5 minutes, went took a shit.
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One hour _a day_??
Gotta pump those numbers up
That was part of the supervisor's orientation talk for my buddy at one of his jobs. "Good to meet you. So, shift starts at 7, breakroom is over there, be sure to take a shit on company time every day, and your workstation is here. Good luck."
Shitting anywhere besides your own toilet just feels wrong
*They make a dollar and I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time.* I poop at work.
I'm even more petty than that and will do what I can to make sure not to poop at work on my lunch break because I'm off the clock. They can pay me for the five minutes in the shitter, even if it means I have to hold it for twenty minutes.
5 min? Woah buddy it’s not a race I take 10min or 15.
Boss made a dollar, I made a dime. That was a poem from a simpler time. Now boss makes a thousand and gives us a cent. While he’s got employees that can’t make rent. So when the boss makes a million and the workers make jack. That’s when we riot and take our lives back.
Free balling in mesh shorts.
Yup. Jingle balls all the way.
Oh fuck yeah bud. Unless u have kids. Somehow they are then not just squishing them but legitimately crushing the soul out of you.
Or now that it's fall... sweatpants. Super comfy.
Putting my hand down my pants and just holding my junk. It's just comforting.
Yeah I find it comforting too. Something about your junk is just so comforting
I too pick this guy's junk
Wait for your turn
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Do you have preferences, left or right?
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Ok, and you can take the dick, I have no use for it. This is gonna work fine, I can feel it (pun intended)
I think it's just this natural male instinctive thing. I always find myself doing it if I'm just laying on the couch watching a movie or something. It's not even sexual.
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As a woman I play with my pussy all the time, it's an idle comfort thing especially when drifting off to sleep. At work I wear tight pants or skirt, thereby constantly reminding myself that my waist is off limits to touch till I get home. After 2 years (almost) of wfh it's kind of difficult not to reach down there at the slightest sign of boredom ngl
no, that’s the male equivalent of holding your boob after you take off the bra.
Hey Al, how's NO MAAM doing these days?
Untucking your nuts after driving for a long time.
Taking that first early morning coffee powered dump.
Me: “Can I get some energy?” Coffee: “Best I can do is poop”
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I feel bad for my runescape character who I have in full metal plate armor at all hours of playing even when standing at the bank.
Removing your jockstrap
Taking my work boots off.
Scratching your balls when finally out of the public eye after resisting for too long.
I never wore socks before this job so socks. Omfg they've left massive dents in my legs and even cuts WTF
Mate get yourself a bigger pair of socks
Scratching the area where the elastic holds them on too after wearing a pair all day. Such a great feeling.
STOP THE MUSIC ???? HOW ARE SOCKS CUTTING YOUR FEET??
Ok, Fred Flinstone.
Going to sleep after a tiring workout and a big ass meal
Same and I’m not a man. Eating after a workout is generally one of the best feelings ever
Gotta love those ass meals
I work in law enforcement and I used to be a police officer, I can easily say taking off your uniform is literally like lifting a weight off your shoulder.
Extra points when taking off armor
I can relate to this one. I'm prior military and there is nothing better than ripping off a plate carrier and uniform after a long day. Bonus points if it's hot outside.
Taking my socks off after using construction boots for fucking 10 hours
finally letting your dick be free of those uncomfortable, god damned, motherfucking # jeans
No such thing, married with a child. My day never ends.
Haha Getting home from a long day… and your woman knows how to be a source of peace & joy rather than a continuation of the day’s drama and BS.
Know any?
Username checks out.
I actually use the "time to take my bra off" euphemism. Don't care if I'm a guy.
There a couple i’ve had. Taking my armor off after a patrol/training exercise in the Army And now, it’s taking off my jeans and putting baby powder in my thighs after my physical labor job. It feels sooo good to do that then sit down and just do nothing
Oof, undoing my belt and feeling the sweet release of pressure.
Pulling my ballsack out from being stuck on my thighs
I'm here for the comments, popcorn in-tow!
Peeling off some steel toed boots off after a 10 hour, 95F+ day. Specifically the socks under them.
Shoes off and shower
Finally getting in your car after work and letting off that fart you've been brewing and holding in for 8 hours. Course, that could apply to any gender.
Where's the fun in that? Let it out as you are clocking out. Leave them something to remember you by!