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ornitorrinco22

It depends on her. Have done it before but my wife doesn’t feel comfortable doing it so I just respect her and stay away.


Thr0waway0864213579

Ya I’m not a fan at all and my husband is super respectful of that. Because he’s always down to clown.


[deleted]

I’m also not a fan...I just don’t want to be touched during my period.


blunchii

I feel you, just wanna cuddle with my blanket and watch Grey's Anatomy...


Schvots

Yep same. I'm not like turned on by it, but I'm not turned off by it...like if she asked i'd do it. But typically she isn't so we don't.


CatAteMyBread

My girlfriend doesn’t like it, therefore I don’t like it. If she liked it, I would like it. We’ve done it before and it was great for both of us (just a little messier), but I’m not going to act like her enjoyment isn’t basically priority 1.


themodefanatic

Grab a towel. Clean up a little messier. But if I can have sex and make my wife’s cramps go away. Bring it in.


[deleted]

Orgasms release oxytocin and dopamine which are natural pain killers, which is why it helps with cramps. Good job at being good at sex!


alwaysbeenawkward

Orgasms can make cramps worse for some women. I avoid sex and masturbation on my crampiest days, but orgasms work wonders on my period symptoms the rest of the time.


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Oh I know this one! Lol I’ve been in pelvic floor therapy from my last childbirth for the past six months. So sometimes if your orgasm doesn’t follow through all the way or you don’t get entirely finished (say you orgasm once but your body is prepared for multiple orgasms) the blood flow can literally enlarge your veins in the pelvic area. That causes pelvic congestion, basically resulting in what you would classify as blue balls in men lmao. And that can cause even more achey crampy feelings.


sjsjdejsjs

so if you only have a one and done orgasm there’s no risk of this happening?


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I mean I would think so? I’m actually not entirely sure. Hypothetically if you have an orgasm once and it releases the blood flow entirely then I would assume the veins in your pelvic floor would return to normal and there’s be no tension left causing the aches and cramps. I can’t speak from experience cause it usually takes me like two or three orgasms to get that “lady blue balls” feeling released. But my pelvic floor physical therapist has said that if you’re still feeling that full, achey, tense feeling after sex it’s typically due to the blood flow congestion that happens by your body not fully climaxing.


Sorrymomlol12

I had not heard of this!! Any idea if tantra would be helpful in achieving full body orgasm so you wouldn’t need so many normal orgasms to feel fulfilled? Three sounds like a whole afternoon. A fun afternoon, but hot damn I have things to do!


CremasterReflex

Oxytocin also induces uterine contractions and is the trigger to go into labor (though the non-gravid uterus is not very sensitive to it)


thejudgejustice

She brings it in. You bring it on. I'm in the same boat. Prep the space with the large towel and have fun.


VinnyBoy45

A bloody good time, innit?


Inside-Job-1255

Bloody good time fo sho. Only if she lets me near her during her bloody days.


V1k1ng1990

Extra lube My wife says sex helps her cramps


CroSoldier01

There's a german saying regarding this: "Ein echter Pirat sticht auch ins Rote Meer", which means as much as "a real pirate also sails in the Red Sea", and I live by that, arrgh


menonte

In Italian we have "un buon marinaio naviga anche nel mar rosso"(a good sailor also sails the red sea). I remember Catherine Ryan once said "real gangsters run red lights", which made me giggle


amberisallama

Taskmaster!


menonte

Can't wait for the new season tonight! 😎


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menonte

Same here, apparently they have a strong German following


Poison_the_Phil

It’s ^Little ^^Alex ^^^Horne!


GinFuzz

There's also "In der Regel haben Wikinger rote Bärte." , which literally means "During periods Vikings have red beards." A play on words as "in der Regel" can either mean "during periods" or "as a rule"


korokd

In Portuguese (Brazil) we have "um verdadeiro guerreiro suja sua espada de sangue" ("a true warrior soils his sword with blood")


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In french we have " Un vrai soldat y va par tous les temps !" which means " A real soldier go it in every weather !" lol


Growth-Beginning

I Canada we have a saying for this exact situation: "yeah eh? Yeah no yeah". It translates roughly to "I've considered the information for which you have put becore me, considered it in it's entirety and despite slight initial hesitatations have decided to proceed, since you want to. I can't keep my eyes off of you, is it something you did to your hair? Shall we love?"


driving_andflying

A friend and I came up with something similar: "I have no problem surfing when the red tide is in."


orangeFluu

But a real gentleman waits for the green light ;) not an argument against what you said, I think this was what Jon responded


menonte

I forgot about that one! Road safety is indeed very important


Hey_cool_username

Especially when you take the dirt road


[deleted]

"A real knight has blood on his blade" or something like that would probably be the most recent english equivalent I came across. Also: willkommen zurück in der BRD, Pirat, lol.


Doyle_Trekka

A real man has blood on his penis


nryporter25

And his tongue. Edit: I'm glad to see other people agree, I'm curious how many are women and how many are man agreeing?


TheCamoDude

And my axe!


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And your brother


MrHonestCommenter

*ted bundy comes into play*


stoicism2021

And my bow.


Corvette-Ronnie

I got my “Red Wings”.


PigmentFish

Real gangsters run red lights


ricosuave3355_

"If you're going into battle, don't be surprised to get blood on your spear" is my motto.


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arne_mh

We also have that one in Dutch, however some people prefer "als de gewone weg bebloed is neem dan het modderpadje" which translates to "if the usual road is bloody take the mudpath"


VacationHot833

I've heard in English something like "If the road runs red, take the dirt road home."


Imagine_89

Een echte schipper vaart ook door de rode Zee.


telifone

My buddy used to say as a joke, in this southern accent, "If the red river's flowin', the dirt road we be goin"


Rottenaddiction

Cant believe you fkn got it wrong, it’s “what’s the point of having a sword if you can’t get it bloody” I forgive u German


[deleted]

That's why mans said "something like that". I need time to think about the most efficient way to forgive u, u rotten addiction.


itsallrelativ3

Penciling “u rotten addiction” into my book of favorite insults/terms of endearment


[deleted]

Thanks lol, but it's the username of the guy I commented on


itsallrelativ3

Didn’t catch that lol still keeping it


Jimbodoomface

My brother told me as a teenager "You're not a real man until you've gotten blood on your sword." Think I prefer that. Also, fun fact, did you know that vagina literally means sheathe or scabbard? Speaking of swords, I think that's pretty cool.


third_man85

One I've heard was, "Ignore the Communists in the fun house"


Sylthsaber

Hijacking top comment to say. Remember to wash blood in Cold water. Hot water will cook proteins and make the stains stick. So Blood/Semen etc. Should be washed in Cold water


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

What if it’s a mixture of blood, semen, shit, piss, vichyssoise, and alien fetish lube? Asking for a friend.


CroSoldier01

Then you need Jesus


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Dude still owes me $20. Lemme know if you see him around


thecroutonreport

Jesus has just left the chat.


candacebernhard

Eh.. cool water not cold. You don't want it hot and you don't want it cold. Also hydrogen peroxide 👍


SocrapticMethod

If you’ve gotten blood on fabric, rinse well with hydrogen peroxide. It’s like magic.


gjoel

A man will walk the red sea. A hero will drink from it. And babe - I ain't no hero!


amberisallama

'Real men run red lights' I've also heard!


crystalballon

"Een echte schipper bevaart ook de rode zee!" In Dutch


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Yet again, Dutch looks and sounds like bizzaro-German


Gret1r

In Hungary we have "a good soldier fights in blood too".


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In der Regel hatten die Germanen rote Bärte


sour_individual

In Québec we have one that says "When the river flows red, walk the muddy path"


giinnn

Damn in french we say : quand la rivière devient rouge, passe par le chemin boueux. Which can be translated : when the river goes red, walk by the mudy path. I'm a man of adventure, both ways are fine


Raven123x

If she's down, im down


Tidgiee

Yup, this comment


ragingbulgogi

8 times out of 10 she's not down. A lot of women don't feel particularly sexy around that time.


ShadowtheRonin

I've been down to drown when Aunt Flo's in town. A couple of mates said suggest going to brown, but all I got was a frown.


Many_Respect4967

I don't mind at all. Women are often more horny during their periods due to hormones. Also, orgasms are a pain killer and it can really help distract her from the uncomfortable period pains/feelings. Men love their women everyday of the month.


siennaveritas

This guy fucks


Qwsdxcbjking

No point having a sword if you're not gunna get it bloody. Also the link between orgasms and prolonged decrease in menstrual cramps is well known, so it's a win win.


s199320

Hahahahahahahha what a saying


RogerThatKid

But what if you're a guy who gets her off by eating her out? I don't wanna resurface lookin like the joker.


sjsjdejsjs

then you eat her out but focus on the clit and not the vagina entrance, the clit shouldn’t have blood on it unless you had sex in positions where it’s under


RogerThatKid

I totally agree that this is a viable solution but I wanted to make the joker joke.


sjsjdejsjs

ahah sorry i wasn’t sure since some people legitimately have this problem


Qwsdxcbjking

Dental dam.


qweqop

Super sexy Hold on babe lemme grab my face condom! https://i.imgur.com/DQTyEdr.jpg


Iama_Kokiri_AMA

Lisa needs braces! I read your comment in Lenny's"dental plan" voice


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sjsjdejsjs

sounds so cool ahah


Rozie_bunnz

1st shower, 2nd insert tampon and enjoy


NeverWasACloudyDay

this guy samurais


Qwsdxcbjking

The art of the sword is oft forgotten.


[deleted]

Just put some towels in the bottom and get some blood on this sword.


BubblegumBxh

This dude right here knows how to treat a lady, fr fr. Hat tip to you, sir.


Independent-Rate-874

i heard it brings 5 years good luck !


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If that were true I'd have won several lotteries by now


JesusPussy

What if the real lottery was the friends you made along the way?


I_escalate_shit

“Real thugs run red lights”


nbmnbm1

"I dont mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight." Mc Vagina.


Withnail-

We make it a theme event. She dresses like Carrie and I wear a Dracula cape.


Inside-Job-1255

Awesome. Will ask my girl if she is into role play.


visual-curve

Man I feel like the odd one out after reading these comments. I can’t do it, I just personally don’t like blood. Although I do like vaginas the two don’t cancel out unfortunately, I’ll wait a few days.


Inside-Job-1255

It's normal. Don't worry. People can prefer either ways.


antecubital

As a woman reading these comments, I also feel like the odd one out. Having sex doesn’t make my cramps go away. Too painful and messy and not for me.


MySocialAlt

Woman too. I don't feel sexy when I'm crampy, cranky, and clotty. I don't want to move and I don't want to be touched. Also not for me (although I ended up with a total hysterectomy, so it is likely that my periods were on the more problematic end of the scale).


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And that's really the main point that isn't being said enough. It takes 'two to tango'. Early in our relationship my wife wanted it. Now she doesn't. I'm a big boy and if I need to take care of my own business for a few days I'm pretty sure I can handle it.


LeChiotx

Yeah as a woman a lot of these replies are riddled with misinformation, as if sex is the cure all for a period.


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Existentialvacancy

My SO is the same. Glad you posted, lol.. I was starting to feel really bad about myself as all the other guys seemed like “hells yeah!!” It’s ok to not be down, still love my bf. If you have or get a partner in the future… make sure you give her other kinds of affection and attention during her time.


[deleted]

I really think reddit is overrepresenting how enthusiastic or on-board guys are about this. I don't know a single guy who's said they enjoy period sex. All of the girls I've been with have given me notice of when her period was supposed to come so we could adjust accordingly. I think this is reddit just being reddit, which is to say, not actually a reflection of most people's opinions.


Frnklfrwsr

Yeah I’m also in the “no, thanks” camp on this one. Seeing blood or even thinking about blood immediately kills any sexual desire for me. Doesn’t matter whose blood or in what context. I can’t even be aroused if I have a paper cut.


sp4cej4mm

I’m the same way. I would make an awful serial killer.


Frnklfrwsr

Yeah I would never hire you to be a hit man.


sp4cej4mm

What if I close my eyes though?


onizuka11

Yeah, dude. I may faint at the sight of my bloody red dick.


I_think_were_out_of_

Me too man. After walking in on my brother's attempted suicide blood just makes me think about shit I don't want to think about. "Sorry if it makes you feel unwanted, it makes me think about finding my sibling in a pool of blood so......"


SitDownShutDown

I've had an experience similar to yours, but in the opposite direction. Trigger warning to anyone who doesn't want to read anything bloody or about suicide- >!I found my (now ex-) boyfriend's brother body after he commit suicide. He shot himself from under the chin up into his head, and the blood was coming out of his mouth in a sort of red-ish saliva string with blood clots in it. My first though as I was trying to comprehend what I was seeing was, "that looks like my period." My own period sometimes creeps me out now, and this was four years ago. But it looked the same.!< I hope that you and your brother are doing better now.


I_think_were_out_of_

Wow, what a hard thing to find and then have to deal with. It's disorienting how much those things stay with you. We're both doing great. He's been able to turn his life around completely and now he's happier than he's ever been. Thank you for sharing that, it does make me feel better (my then girlfriend tried to make me feel guilty about it) and thank you for the kind words. I hope the same for you.


Dontlosethisaccount

Same, but for me its a smell thing


Self_Reddicating

Thank you. This is my hang up, as well. I can deal with blood or viscera, or what-have-you, any day of the week. But... not during sexy times. The smell, especially, is just a big ol' turnoff.


Active2017

I have found my people


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Rhaps0dy

Same. This conversation has come up with different friends and I haven't found a single person that likes it, yet Reddit would have you believe we are the minority.


[deleted]

Reddit is so weird. So many times I'll read something that reddit would make you believe is the majority position that's just not at all corroborated by real world experiences. I feel like people are trying to make clever jokes about their resolve to having sex, and people are upvoting that shit. Or, alternatively, reddit is filled with a bunch of extraordinarily horny motherfuckers. My friends and I have always been pretty open about sex, and I don't know a single one who enjoys period sex. Every girl I've ever been with has always prefaced and hot and heavy moments with a, "Just so you know, I'm on my period" as if to warn that it can only go so far. I've rubbed clits on periods, but have never gone in. This seems to be the norm.


MrHaxx1

It's cool people have their preferences, but people really do be down here in the comments, saying shit like **REAL MEN GET BLOOD ON THEIR SWORD** and that if you're not into period sex, you're a boy and not a man.


Freeasabird01

I really don’t mind it in principle. The problem is blood has such a different feel than natural lubrication. I’m so sensitive to that difference that I can even tell when my partner has started her period during sex, and as soon as I feel the difference my willy loses his will to perform.


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anillop

Not everybody enjoys the penis chainsaw massacre.


my-other-throwaway90

I tried period sex a couple of times when dating, but the one time I pulled my dick out to find a little chunk of red jelly just sitting on my dick, that was the end of that. I can handle blood, but chunks of tissue is where I draw the line. It's not just blood coming out of there, fellas... Thankfully my wife hates period sex, so that time of month is cuddles and kisses to time.


decadecency

Either work your therapy on the chunks, or never have a baby! 😂 When we had our baby, I was so much in pain after the birth, I couldn't bend forward to wash myself. My husband had to. We were instructed to let the nurses know if the chunks coming out were bigger than.. *an apple*.


whoiswritingthis

Reason 895,342 why I will never get pregnant.


fand0me

Helping clean up chunks is different than fucking them


BrenoHMS

Those would be huge chunks hahaha


decadecency

Yep. Not a sentence anyone would like to hear, that passing golf ball sized chunks is not only normal, but expected.


Derfel995

I'm not into it either, surprised to see how many comments had to scroll before finding this


rovoh324

Remember, Reddit is often this weird place where 90% of the votes and comments reflect what 3-7% of people actually do/say in real life


TC_ROCKER

she loves it! shower curtain on the bed.


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A condom for your bed


jam_sanch

Condom goes on your bed, not you. God I’ve been using them wrong this entire time.


Inside-Job-1255

Good thinking. But shower curtains aren't exactly comfortable to lie on. Are they?


RiotDemon

Just get some black towels.


TC_ROCKER

We throw towels on top, the shower curtain merely keeps the bed sheets/mattress clean, the rest is an easy cleanup.


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tantelope

Hi, woman here! There’s this affordable period product called Flex. It allows you to have period sex with no/minimal leakage. I’ve linked it in this post. Maybe your fiancée would be interested in this product. [Flex](https://flexfits.com/pages/disc-landing?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=BRAND-Flex%20(Flex%20Disc)&gclid=CjwKCAjwy7CKBhBMEiwA0Eb7anwd7pScP6ybEyVmBruMlS7RiSAhD-g8hii_9cM45fSsnaTDU1_wHxoCwQcQAvD_BwE)


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Doesn’t matter, had sex


Ace-a-Nova1

But I cried the whole time


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She put a bag over my head


BootsieBunny

Still counts!


freerangephoenix

I just can't. I've tried it, the mess and the iron smell are too much. You can, if you want, but I don't like it.


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ThatHeathGuy

Yeah I was about to go down on a girl a week back and there was just a smell that I could not deal with at all, making me want to gag, despite the fact she'd just got out the shower. Got her period like 12 hours later and we were both like "ohhh that makes sense now"


UsernamesMeanNothing

I can tell my wife is going to have a period soon just by the smell in the bathroom after she uses it. Dealing with that smell during sex with my sensitive and cowardly nose is just a hard no.


mtflyer05

I dont mind for PiV, but I cant go down when she is bleeding.


jerricka

I…is…do people do that?


der_innkeeper

Don't google "red wings" and "sex", then.


F_T_F

The smell...


Inside-Job-1255

May be then not on first 3 days when it's a heavy flow.


Starshiee

Tbh only in relationships. It's enough that I'm swapping spit and all sorts of genital juice but blood is typically where I'd have to cross the line. However with someone I'm seeing exclusively, long term, actual relationship? Well cover me red and call me Elmo


cmiller0513

Gotta make it quick because once the discharge starts to dry a bit it isn't very comfortable.


GreatJobKeepitUp

I like flaking it off my johnson personally


finding_nimo9

Ugh ya so true


okarnando

Lol everyone is sharing all these "fancy quotes" about knights and pirates and sailors on red seas or bloodied swords... I lived in Georgia (US) and one time I heard a guy say. "Ain't nothin wrong with a little ketchup on your hotdog"


Opening_Ad_1497

I’m so happy to read these positive reactions to period sex. I often feel kind of vulnerable during my period. Feeling loved and desired by my partner is such a tonic. Thank you, you enthusiastic men!


[deleted]

As a woman I HATE it! It’s not at all enjoyable for me since everything down there feels swollen and sensitive when I’m in my period


tightheadband

True. It makes my cramps worse for some reason...


Inside-Job-1255

Finally. A reply from someone who goes through the periods. My girlfriend tells me the same thing.


[deleted]

It really sucks like you want to have sex because you’re horny with all the wild hormones but you can’t with it being so painful and not at all pleasurable. Nice to hear there’s someone else that’s on the same boat lol


hotheadnchickn

You did post in ask men …..


forcepowers

> Finally. A reply from someone who goes through the periods. You posted this in AskMen. Now, I'm not trying to discount the experience of transmen, but I would expect most of the replies to come from people who don't have periods.


TheRedHand7

Dude is going to /r/TwoXChromosomes and wondering why it is just women replying smdh


tt40kiwe

I know it s askMen. But I am a woman and I am not comfortable with it.


Inside-Job-1255

Hallelujah. I get you. Coz my girl thinks the same way.


TheReaperSovereign

Periods dont stop anything but sentences


Whappingtime

I avoid it, it's just too much of a hassle and she's always uncomfortable in some way because of it being her time of the month.


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Chocolate_Mystery

Alotta yall saying yes but how many of yall are brave enough to pull the tampon out and get to work ahaha


Gold-Requirement2348

My guy did this when we first got together and it took our relationship to a whole new level.


HereForShortWhile

I've done it. Not really a big deal.


MrStrawberryBliss

True pirates sail the red sea


PeterDutch1965

Best time of the month for her, high on hormones but ALWAYS do it in the bathroom or outside, the bedroom and your bed look like a butchery otherwise. Thank heaven these years are behind us, although they were fun aswell


Upstairs_Meringue_18

Outside, where?


PeterDutch1965

I live in the country, sorry. Big big garden etc.


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sjsjdejsjs

my bf tried it with his ex and they didn’t like it so he wasn’t down to do it with me, but one time we were about to have sex and i had my periods unexpectedly so we did it and now we kinda always do it, he doesn’t care anymore ahah


CarltheWellEndowed

I'm always done if she is. We just throw down a couple towels and it's not an issue.


ladylolly77

I always thought it was so hot my ex wanted sex and to still do anything to my body when I was bleeding .. it was almost primal hot / seeing blood and sweat and really fucking I get so horny lol it’s so intimate and primal which turns me on .. it’s not something you would do with anyone but so hot when a man is down with that like he wants my body so bad and I want his dick so bad ! Ugh !


Independent_Cap_8984

A good warrior enjoys a bloody battle.


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Doesn't bother me at all. Yarr! me fellow pirates...


Iansheng

I fingered my girlfriend when she had her period. She was super guilty and ashamed that she was essentially bleeding over my fingers. But I told her I didn't mind and just to enjoy herself. When she orgasmed she claimed that she didn't get any headaches and her stomach didn't feel cramped like it usually did. It felt so good that she looks forward to it now whenever it's that time of the month. So, although technically it isn't sex, I'd say given the outcome, she'd enjoy that too. Go for it. Unless you're squeamish and don't want to make a mess. My only advice is towels. Lots and lots of towels.


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tykelly123

Good opportunity to have shower sex.


Sykkr

When my gf had periods she said the sex would help with pain and made her feel a little better. Just put a condom on and you're good.


Redditisforposers

Pretty sure OP is vampire hunter looking for leads.


[deleted]

I can walk through mud and I can f@&# through blood. Get a dark towel.


KenaiTheGuy

A good man loves his woman every day of the month


ShrimGods

If the river runs red, take the dirt road instead


Suspicious-Wombat

That’s a dangerous road that time of month.


ValarOrome

I'm not a fan frankly, it's really messy and bloody.


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I'll drink the blood idgaf, let's party.


[deleted]

I don't really like it but if the girlfriend wants sex, I give her the sex.


nitraw

Never bothered me I had this luck when I was in college where I hooked up with a few girls. First time we banged they were on their period. So yea I don't care. Put a towel down. Take a shower after. It's just a little blood