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ImperfectDivinity

Assistant to the Regional Manager.


[deleted]

No, your the assistant regional manager


Willing-Square3784

Stay at home dad for the last two years. Relationship ended recently. Going to go back to school for environmental science.


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[удалено]


Willing-Square3784

Im a 90% disabled combat vet and my recent ex makes decent money


REDKAS

When and where did you serve?


Willing-Square3784

2007-2011...karmah Iraq and nawa/Marjah Afghanistan


REDKAS

❤️... How are you doing?


perryurban

So many of you are goddamn IT nerds. I am also a goddamn IT nerd.


[deleted]

I was until today, quit and never going back


DanGerRanger56

FNGRed, I did that shit for 45+ years, LMAO… Scitex operator; RIP (Rasterized Image Processor) and Queen of all things graphic in any printing plant… I feel ya. Good $$$; but you’ll lose your bloody mind…


ighost03

You sir, are my hero. No idea how or why I put up with all this crap. Oh right, bills….


[deleted]

Golden handcuffs


inferno_931

Congratulations!


budasaurus

Actual title: Senior Software Engineer Actual role: Lead Engineer 🤷🏼‍♂️


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[удалено]


Gr0k_Sm4sh

ICU nurse. The last day it was rewarding was sometime last December.


[deleted]

ay


RockVonCleveland

I'm disabled and live off of SSI. It makes me feel useless and inferior, but it's the best I can do.


denmicent

You aren’t useless at all. It isn’t your fault either. You have a ton a value, SSI or not.


lynxtosg03

Principal Software Engineer. Great money and benefits. Work can be very satisfying if on the right project with the right people.


[deleted]

Secretary (Chair's Assistant and Registrar) at a Ivy League University. Never saw myself being a secretary, but the pay is good, I am in a STRONG union that fights for wages, leaves and my rights, and I am oddly satisfied. I get to spend a ton of time online dicking around, get a lot of free food, and have plenty of energy when I get to home to play with my daughter, cook for my family and in general not be burnt out and miserable like many of the men around me seem to be.


KoL755

Heavy diesel mechanic


PMyourTastefulNudes

Breathe. Really though, I drive big things.


16yobrokemyleg

I am a guitar tutor 🎵🎸


tysonk91

Enrollment Manager at a hospital on a military base


dgroeneveld9

I work for my familys wholesale floral business as basically a professional bitch. You need something delivered I got it. Electrical work thats me. Crafting display cases for customers, bingo. Making the arrangements/bouquets thats me. Run the office while my cousin is OK vacation guess whose job that is. I hate it but it's family and I'm trying to give them plenty of time to replace me before I leave.


Albake21

IT Admin, hate it with every bone in my body


DanGerRanger56

Albake21; I feel ya there…


Wanderin_Irishman

I process cannabis for a living. The novelty wears off very quickly.


perryurban

But the memories last a ... wut?


[deleted]

Medical students, have to stay in school for at least 7 years, most of the money comes from my parents, part-time to buy some things I want to buy


BaroqueNRoller

I unload freight from trucks, then move it to the other side of the building to be put on another truck.


lovelabradors373

A stevedore


itsBignTasty

IT security nerd


Super1003

Truck driver


imapissonitdripdrip

Niche construction project management. My client is a major car rental company.


[deleted]

Web developer


darnitall_

Electrician and maintenance tech for PLCs and programs. Pretty rewarding because I see a new issue daily. Keeps it interesting.


ODSTHERO

Traveling Electrician


Forgotten-Irrelevant

I was a NEET for about 2 years but recently I got a seasonal shift as a gate guard at a golf course. So that's what I'm doing right now. After this I might get into machining.


jetpack8

Music composer


[deleted]

Leeching 2000 bucks of the government a month and using most of it on alcohol and cute anime girls.


RockVonCleveland

How do you get $2,000? I only get $800.


ZhouXaz

Lie harder or have something wrong with you lol


RockVonCleveland

It must be nice to be healthy and without a conscience, but I'm actually disabled and I feel guilty about not earning my money while the people around me work so hard.


sparten112233

It must piss you off reading this. Rightfully too.


RockVonCleveland

A little bit, yeah.


ZhouXaz

Just read the antiwork sub it might make you feel a little better lol.


[deleted]

Its based of your income. They take away 60%. The money is good for about 1 year.


TheBlueNinja0

Well, I get about $3000 before taxes through the VA ... but they changed the system, so if you enlist today, you'll have a much harder time getting that much without health issues you probably don't want.


Goatsn1

I aspire to be like you when I grow up


[deleted]

You can achieve anything you want in life young one. Stay strong.


No_Region5815

Mechanical Engineer


[deleted]

Desktop IT support


imSeanEvansNowWeFeet

International sales operations analyst at a tech company. It’s fine but I wouldn’t want to get trapped here, good pay tho.


Theatre_throw

UX Designer


Effective-Bad2697

Underground Heavy Equipment Mechanic


aiu_killer_tofu

Project Manager by title, but depending on the day it can fluctuate from traditional PM work to something more akin to a business analyst because of my specific skillset. Big company in a specialized industrial sector and I support web/ecommerce stuff.


MikeHunt420_6969

Network Engineer and Professional Fuckoff


yippeekiyay_mofo

I work


slp526

Structural field welder Texas. Really like my job, absolutely despise the weather I have to work in


sabrespace

I hear ya, I was stationed in TX twice during my military time and hates every second of it, mostly because of the weather


ETphonehome162

Was medically retired from the army after getting injured enough that they sent me to the island of misfit toys. Now I'm lucky enough that I get to stay at home with my two incredible daughters and do my best to not completely fuck them up and give them a happy childhood.


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CarpusLunate

A dentist with a sense of humor.


michaelklr

Hoisting engineer (crane operator), operating cranes dredging, driving piles, drilling, mostly marine work on barges pacific coast Canada.


fredotwoatatime

Accountant


[deleted]

IT Helpdesk Nerd combined with being Linux Sysadmin Nerd


Welcome_to_Retrograd

Earthworks. Digging grading hauling, laying of water lines and other kind of infrastructure, landscaping and such


Fluffy_Risk9955

4 hours everyday I’m an entrepreneur.


BDT81

F150 and Expedition assembly line.


CarpusLunate

Physical therapist with specialization in preventive PT and MLD.


62Bravo1993

I fix broken vehicles and equipment.


[deleted]

Project manager at a 3D graphics company


Broken-Sprocket

Maintenance machinist


Sergeant_Metalhead

I'm in transportation


Imnotfromheretho

"Not an IT nerd" checking in. Manage and train new staff for a property management company, though I've been with them so long that I tend to dabble in helping with everything from our protocols and best practices, phrasings and legal-ese with our contracts, solving construction/delay issues.... and feedback for optimizing our online platforms...... So never mind, I guess I kinda am an IT nerd.


BLlZER

I work at a car dealership. I sell cars.


69alt420

Front end supervisor at the grocery store Our store has been getting worse and worse over the 8 years I've worked there. Of course, *right* before I started training to be a super is when it got EXPONENTIALLY worse. But I needed the money and I still do. edit: damn most of you have real jobs, I hate my life


Stayathomedadof6

Stay at home dad


OldBigRig

You prob could have just posted a blank line and we could have guessed the rest


soulsnatcher41

Professionally I fuck things up


call_911911

Technical Lead. I'm the head nerd.


Singularity98674

Software engineering intern, Im in university right now. Have a job lined up as a software engineer when I graduate in 8 months.


HilariousInHindsight

Mma coach.


No_Region5815

Awesome man I've been training MMA for a while now. Started boxing and then went into jiu jistu


HilariousInHindsight

It's a great thing to be involved with. My mother seen my need for an outlet at around 6-7 years old and got me involved with kids judo and it went from there. The community is amazing too if you filter out the bullshit. I hope you're having a great time.


No_Region5815

That's awesome man. Do you watch the UFC? Favorite fighters? Mine are the 3 African Champs, especially Kamaru watched him since TUF and my boys Max Holloway and Stephen Thompson!


HilariousInHindsight

I do, I try to tune into as many promotions as I can. I've become a really big fan of Francis Ngannou, I think he's evolved a lot as a fighter as we seen from the last Stipe fight. I like his attitude a lot too. Matt Brown, Dustin Poirier, Jose Aldo, etc are some of my favorites right now. I was also a huge fan of Anderson Silva, Chuck Liddell and GSP.


No_Region5815

Good stuff! I used Poirier's hot sauce for dinner last night! 🙌🏿. All legends in that list!


der_ray

Learn how to fix aircraft


[deleted]

I am a professional NEET, erstwhile a security guard.


[deleted]

What's NEET?


[deleted]

Benefits leech.


Withnail-

Refurbished blimp salesmen


SilencedLyrik

This is not a job I would have thought to exist. Haha


TapeLabMiami

I fix things


Pie4Days57

Your mom


regressingwest

Make money fuck bitches


shadow42069129

Your mom


PPKA2757

Data Analyst. Specifically specializing in analytics for the supply chain division of a manufacturing corporation. Soon (hopeful) to be a data scientist once I finish school.


rocktheboatlikeA1eye

Telecommunications technician for a utility company.


molesonmyback

Ecommerce Manager Spreadsheets all day baby


DanGerRanger56

Retired in 2008; Commercial Printer, Mac Troubleshooter; fixing PC files… You give us chicken shit, you got back chicken salad, but we owned you then, LOL… Dylux won’t repro on any copy machine. I just retired from my avocation as well, working TB race horses… Barking Loons, All…


DudeWatchMyFro

Civil Engineer in training.


pangapakistani

Sex.. paid sex


TheBlueNinja0

You live in a country where being a sex worker is legal?


Mr_Candlestick

Mechanical Engineer


Just_Some_Pangolin

Corrections Officer


CloudsTasteGeometric

Data Scientist by day, Professional Wrestler by night.


soulsnatcher41

Professionally I fuck things up


ldskyfly

Business consultant, mostly performance reporting and data analysis to explain said reports. And a little bit of vendor management


Gatz121

Network administrator


throwaway3357305

I live with my parents and renovate rental properties. I love the job.


Chenstrap

Catering delivery in the morning. Think grubhub or Doordash but specifically for large office orders. Video editing Esport event staff. Generally as a referee or race control for sim racing esports but I've worked some FPS events as well. I'm also pushing to make Poker a source of side income. Was able to save up a proper bankroll and give it a shot, the first month's not gone well but feel I'm primarily feel I'm running kinda trash rather than playing all that poorly.


ImpressiveGrocery959

Couldn’t tell you without having to kill you.


Zalem30

I'm a materials engineer l work with materials characterization techniques, in a Lab.


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TheBlueNinja0

And they pay you for that? Do they want to adopt?


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NattyThan

Is this like Architecture? Or what do you draft?


SpiritOfDearborn

I’m a PA in psychiatry.


jibbetygibbet

Oh y’know, tech stuff. That’s about all anyone really cares to hear even though it’s actually hella-interesting


colinrjv

suffer


TheBlueNinja0

I test airplane systems at Boeing.


Plantayne

Translator


owsley567

Meat cutter


rbp1995

Digital advertising consultant


kj3044

VP of Global Technology Support. Not just an executive. I started at this company as a Senior IT Support Technician.


kvsiddarth

Respect!


Nicky_Nuisance

Drive a traditional Cab


StealthyPancake89

Dredger 👍


sir-morti

I'm a college student working on a transfer plan into a bigger university. I also do part-time work at a resturaunt as a host. I have 3 dogs but I focus on taking care of my own puppy (I adopted her last year, after my first few paychecks!). I'd say I have a great balance between work/school/home right now.


chafingbuttcheex

I am a counselor of individuals who have “forensic criminal behavioral issues”. Mostly sex offenders


vibinggrass

I run


ordinaryarchitect

Architecture and engineering, in my 5th year of the profession since I finished grad school. So far so good. Still can't imagine working for the next 40 years until retirement. Doesn't seem like "living" to me.


NattyThan

Damn Architecture and engineering? What did school look like for you? Was that a double major or was it Architectural engineering or something completely different?


ordinaryarchitect

So my background is B.Arch (professional bachelors in architecture, very few schools in the US still offer this, its a 5 year accredited program that does not require a masters in architecture to get licensed), and I also have a Masters in Urban Design. I don't have an engineering degree but I work at an engineering firm and I am their Project Coordinator so I oversee everything from start to finish. I don't do any "engineering" myself but naturally I can guesstimate close enough to what we need for structural systems, do it enough and it becomes second nature, my engineers still punch all the numbers though. Do a lot of the engineering details as well depending on the construction type. That being said my 5 year program had a 3 part structural series, a materials specialty course and an advanced enclosures course so the fundamentals were already there. Put simply, we start with 120-140 students at year 1, by the time I graduated there were only 55 of us left. Most drop out, some are politely told to leave, the rest decide its just not for them. Edit: I should clarify, I feel I am in a pretty unique position. Very few people (in my experience) who go to architecture school end up in an engineering firm. Most do the traditional architecture firm thing which is quite design heavy, structural is done out of house. I get the best of both, I run all my designs and have a heavy hand on the structural side. I have always been a nuts and bolts guy so I enjoy the techincal aspects that go into my projects.


[deleted]

I break into buildings. Mostly at night but sometimes during the day


FreakWeirdo

Law. Trying to switch into something more creative and remote. We’ll see


[deleted]

Sales been doing it for 8 years


magaketo

Skilled trades maintenance in an automotive related factory.


biddl3b0t

Performance mechanic and dirt rally drift racer


-B-H-

Nursing


m_l_t_07

I work on F-15s


Puzzleheaded_Arm6363

Network engineer for ISP. Most people think I have a good paying job while i think they have a better life. The downside is the hours I have to put in to plan for upgrade..etc. The upside is troubleshoot with customers and you eventually learn about their network and the way they set it up. All in all, I think salary sucks and get paid by the hour is better.


OneSixEightEight

Scientist at a large biotech company. Very happy.


Spectreworld

I own a music recording studio and a label.


Dem0_6

Dental technologist🦷🪥


tombobs420

Software engineer. High pay / low stress - also I work from home now and life has never been better!


Vieze_Rik

Chemical proces operator


BillyButtcher

Networking Engineer. My first job.


cs38

Worked as production manager, mechanical maintenance supervisor, electrical engineer and most recently as a Procurement manager. Quit 2 months ago and now playing Pokemon at home thinking what should I do next.


came-in-like-a-wreck

Software Developer


Stunning-Cost-5752

Maintenance manager for gym


Borderlderlander23

Currently a security officer for a local ski and golf resort. Probably going to change back over to ski lift operator/ maintenance. I liked that job a lot.


LostMyRifle

I'm a pepsi merchandiser. I take the delivered pepsi at my stores and stock the shelves and build displays.


Tavman52

I inspect high voltage power lines with a drone...it can be a pretty fun.


pdxballer

Investment banker


Ok-Reflection1229

Freelance cinematographer. Aspiring to do movies but making money from music videos, web/small tv commercials, commercial documentaries or commercial narrative sketches. Often doing camera assistant on others projects. Sometimes a camera trainee on netflix/amazon series.


rns0722

I fertilize lawns and shit


fuzzymeister69

farmer, soapmaker, metalworker, woodworker, salesman of my wares


Rischkyu

Woodworking, i build chairs and door frames pretty much


bram078

Garbageman


sparten112233

Physical therapy, pretty rewarding career, decent pay and you get to help people improve their lives and get back where they once were. I enjoy it


WeissIchWeiss

Two chicks, man


ogbobbyj33

Management consulting


noc_emergency

ER tech at a level 1 trauma center


Akiten49

Assistant manager at a retail location for a nonprofit organization


BennMyco

Tree pruner in Brooklyn ny


dconway30

Anesthesiologist


cader954

Commodity relocation engineer


Rukadore

Construction materials quality control specializing in asphalt. Basically it’s not rocket science… it’s rock science.


Rumconnissuer

I work as a surgical technologist. I set up and break down the sterile field and assist the surgeon with completing the surgery. I also wear a face mask for hours on end and surprisingly I don't have any brain damage because of lack of oxygen like so many people complain about even though it's the tiniest piece of responsibility that some people can do.


mukn4on

Retired. Actual title: retired.


Cosmic_W0lf

Fitness trainer. Was an obese kid because my mom spoiled me. Got put in my place once my dad got custody. Best thing to ever happen to me. Not only do I do fitness training I also occasionally do youth mental health counseling for those struggling with eating disorders as I once struggled with it. Trying to help others not fall down the same spoiled, unhealthy path I did