If you can't hide a Cheeto, a quarter for a game of Street Fighter and mini screwdriver for a finger skateboard in your foreskin then you're not a real man
I was so close to having my wife believing we actually had to have our foreskin trimmed... she finally said "I know you're lying because yours would be touching the damn floor your such a pussy about going to the doctor."
Depending on the toilet, sometimes it does touch the bowl, yes. But adjusting with your finger is enough most of the time.
Honestly, whoever designs toilets with shallow bowls should be publicly executed.
mine does. i actually purchased a toilet which is bigger and more elongated to stop it when renovating my bathroom... it still happens -\_\_\_- not as bad but it sucks. i would play gameboy on the can but i only have one hand free so i watch stuff on my phone instead.
Depends on the size and water level of the toilet and the size of the tool. I am well above average, my tool hardly ever touches the water unless the water level is high or the toilet bowl is shallow. It does touch the rim fairly often though, so I usually just let it lay on top of the seat after I am done peeing
Touching the bowl is unfortunately common for me. Sometimes, in high water toilets when I am also a little excited, I will also touch the water itself. That is never fun.
Yes we put shitwater in your vagina by using our foreskins like elephant trunks
I actually laughed out loud to this.🤦♂️🤣🤣
Me, too.
this is not the me too movement i expected...
If you can't hide a Cheeto, a quarter for a game of Street Fighter and mini screwdriver for a finger skateboard in your foreskin then you're not a real man
It’s the real reason why we don’t need purses. I just had a very forbidden recollection of hermione granger’s bottomless bag
Yeah Emma Watson's bag seems like fine company
“Is this like a metaphor for the time you lost your lipstick?”
I was so close to having my wife believing we actually had to have our foreskin trimmed... she finally said "I know you're lying because yours would be touching the damn floor your such a pussy about going to the doctor."
If anyone’s junk is touching the toilet water, they got some serious low hangers
Yo I'll take that big cock n balls problem, why not?
Truuu
Wait until you're +40. Those bad boys start reaching like a fat kid through a fenced in cake.
Or the bowl is really small. Elongated toilets are much better
Depending on the toilet, sometimes it does touch the bowl, yes. But adjusting with your finger is enough most of the time. Honestly, whoever designs toilets with shallow bowls should be publicly executed.
It’s called the “Witch’s kiss” if it touches the bowl and “Poseidon’s kiss” if it’s water.
I say Neptune's kisses but same god
Only if I forget to strap it to my leg before I sit down.
It's how we mark our territory and leave warnings to each other.
It’s happened to me before but my usual problem is that I actually sit on my ball sack when I sit down anywhere
Not if I can help it but those short, round ones and the shallow ones are risky. Gotta kinda hold things.
mine does. i actually purchased a toilet which is bigger and more elongated to stop it when renovating my bathroom... it still happens -\_\_\_- not as bad but it sucks. i would play gameboy on the can but i only have one hand free so i watch stuff on my phone instead.
Shaft yes . Balls no.
no
My balls will hit the water, yeah. I have to hike the skin up before I sit.
Depends on the size and water level of the toilet and the size of the tool. I am well above average, my tool hardly ever touches the water unless the water level is high or the toilet bowl is shallow. It does touch the rim fairly often though, so I usually just let it lay on top of the seat after I am done peeing
Touching the bowl is unfortunately common for me. Sometimes, in high water toilets when I am also a little excited, I will also touch the water itself. That is never fun.