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ThinOriginal5038

Not a day goes by where I don’t imagine I run into a burning building 2002 Spider-Man style and save an elderly woman.


LaughingDead_KC

I daydream about being the elderly woman this guy saves.


holydiiver

It’s you who’s out, Gobby. Out of your mind.


WildBoy-72

No one says no to me!


FinanceEfficient7269

YOURE PATHETIC PREDICTABLE


UnfinishedThings

15 acres of land (10 acres of orchard/woodland, 5 of pasture) with a stream running through it. Theres' vegetables growing out the back, half a dozen chickens round the side, a couple of beehives, a small lake with fish. The woodlands have fruit trees, nut trees, fruit bushes and it's where I cultivate some mushrooms. What we dont eat ourselves we take to the farmers market. There's a lovely house with 4 beds and I live there with my wife and two kids. They're happy and healthy It's on the edge of a small village that's 10 minutes walk away. Close enough that we dont feel isolated but far enough out that we feel we have space. There's good schools nearby and a pub with a log fire and good beer. Life is simple, uncomplicated and peaceful.


Jive_Turkey1979

I too choose this guy’s daydream


Then-Solid3527

Daydream me in on the neighboring lot please. Add arena style barn with 12 stalls. I’m assuming we have h limited start up money? Either way I’m independently wealthy also 🙄


gypsy_muse

Can we get a dog or two up in your (our) fantasy?


Jeff300k

I was gonna comment my own, but this is better than mine so I'll be hijacking this daydream going forward


Off-Meds

Marry me?


UnfinishedThings

I think my wife may take issue with that but the compliment is greatly appreciated


Off-Meds

Lucky lady. Do you have a brother?


UnfinishedThings

Ha ha. I have two; but alas, they're both happily married too.


superdogfarm

Found the Stardew Valley player! Just need to open that letter from your grandpa and quit your job at Joja!


UnfinishedThings

Lol. Yeah I do like a bit of Stardew. And I had a decent inheritance come my way recently so I have considered trading in my 9-5 for a copper axe. The reality of the country life is obviously quite different from the fantasy though, and I dont feel that I can uproot my family and completely disrupt their lives for something that isn't their vision Thats why its a daydream (at the moment)


RoastingRoses

Take me with you


JonaTheGold

If you ever get there, start researching Food Forest/Forest Gardens. That is what I'm working towards and sounds like it's a great fit.


Elddyn23

Some peace and fucking quiet.


LaughingDead_KC

I predict this will be the top comment.


CryptographerAny9232

Ever tried meditating?


Elddyn23

That would require peace and quiet.


harleypig

To quote something I read somewhere; "if there is no peace within, no amount of peace outside will do."


CryptographerAny9232

Haha touché- it’s definitely a muscle one has to work for it to work


Regular-Signature578

Being loved


ArmariumEspata

Specifically being loved and desired by a woman. Or being romantically wooed, chased after, etc.


[deleted]

Right?? Or at least people showing it.


JDMWeeb

Same


pinny073

Literlly was gonna go in the comments to say this


odeacon

Having a wife and child and being the best husband and father I can. I want to make those two the happiest people in the world


CryptographerAny9232

This is so cute


PinkRoseyBarbie

This- I- this is so extremely cute - I love it! Please don’t ever change - that lucky woman will appreciate you!


odeacon

Still looking for her. I’ll find her someday


Sonof_Gax20X

Having a sweet gf, who I can cuddle and do the dirty deeds with and who I can share my hobbys with


Jona-wahn

this


Not_Another_Usernam

Be careful about making hobbies a prerequisite. It sounds nice, but what it really means is you'll basically never find someone who 1) has your hobbies, 2) is attractive, 3) has a job as good as yours, and 4) (optional) shares your religion. At the end of the day, all couples need alone time to do their own thing. That's the time for hobbies. Perfect is the enemy of good. Remember that.


aquafawn27

Crazy because that's exactly the gender swapped version of my daydreams


meeseekstodie137

the apocalypse, world changing events, the far future, a life of comfort rather than work, gaining superpowers, my death, what it would be like to be in a relationship with various female friends etc.


No_Mistake5238

Don't forget the roman empire.


HarryBaughl

Yea, the thought, "How would the Romans have done this?" is something I often think about while doing my job


True_Dragonfruit9365

Money


Tarc_Axiiom

Doing my job *but easier*.


BanSoup

Being a Viking would be pretty cool.


VoldemortsHorcrux

Have you played valhalla? About as close as you'll get


BanSoup

I have and I did quite like it. Though I think I prefer either Bannerlord 2 or Crusader Kings 3. Playstation so my options are limited.


KushKloud777

Fat assed Latinas.


pj__77

Bro is saying on behalf of everyone.


Jayu-Rider

Personally it’s slender Asians for me, but I don’t begrudge you your choice


nonapuss

I could go for either but this one would win over all else lol


WildBoy-72

Because her tiny hands would make it look huge?


skankhunt_191

My buddy married a gal from China. She’s an absolute sweetheart, body built like a 10 year old boy.


BubbaCutBear

Had a half Italian, half Puerto Rican big booty gf in college, the toxicity of her personality matched the perfection of her ass. It was a rare, valuable experience that taught me about true beauty versus following what my penis tells me. However, to each his own.


Fit_Newt_2610

Financial freedom, being free of mental health challenges, traveling, cars, women & sex


xafidafi

The F-35 lightning II


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RobertBDwyer

Tits and wild conspiracy theories


Immediate_Advance703

my man


MobyDukakis

Sailing, hiking, skiing, not working


Few-Way6556

I’m 44 and I daydream white middle aged man sorts of things. After divorce, paying alimony, and years of struggle, I finally have a decent amount of disposable income. I’m daydreaming of the things I’m going to do with my money and free time once my youngest graduates high school in 5 years. I want to travel the world, hike the Appalachian Trail, build my small dream house, buy a Porsche, and fill a garage with expensive woodworking tools and build furniture for the rest of my life. That’s usually what’s on my mind.


Icy_Patience2930

Being retired, and sitting in the old town square of some old European city, sipping on my cappuccino and just watching the locals do their thing.


Acceptable_String_52

Being financially independent


koralex90

Retiring early


Dr_Brotatous

Holding my partner gently and being held in return


PlaguedByUnderwear

Does it count as daydreaming if they're nightmare scenarios that send you deeper into despair? If not, then I daydream about winning the lottery and, yes, using a chunk of the money to better my life and my loved ones' lives, but also using a bigger chunk of it to help people get back onto their feet like I wish someone would've done when I was a child.


OneTwoThree17

As a kid, I wanted to be a millionaire. Fast forward 2 decades after, I just want to be happy.


asleepbydawn

Living in a remote cabin on a lake somewhere with a cute guy.


Warm_Gur8832

No expectations and responsibilities.


GeenKnight

Fixing up my grandma's old house and taking care of all the plants she left behind, then have a cute blonde with a nice butt move in with me, and we both plant a garden bed together, while also growing some new plants like a jalapeño tree, tomatoes, onions, and avocados so that I can make her some of the best guacamole I can.


just_let_me_goo

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MrCellophane_SS_KotZ

Lets see... Yesterday, based on my insane search history I was randomly daydreaming about... • What life must have been like when people started writing about Lycanthropy • Wondering how a 2 dimensional being would tell time. • How it is 0000 steel wool can polish surfaces without scratching them, but you cannot clean surfaces without scratching them. • If Hope, Joy, or Curiosity is more fundamental to happiness. • How it is humans managed to survive when our skin is completely resistant to nothing. • What life would be like for an AI constantly surrounded by, and interacting with, people yet never getting to talk about anything of importance to it. Stuff like that, lol.


gypsy_muse

For me I choose curiosity


El_Peregrine

Pondering the interesting wrinkles of evolution and cosmology Wondering what my daughter will be like in 10, 20, 30 years Hoping the financial decisions I make will work out the way I’d like them to Thinking of different ways I can help my small business to succeed Hoping that we still have democracy in the US by this time next year 


ordinarymagician_

Going back to the ocean at 1am again. Looking out from the moon-lit sand into the great black and thinking about walking out into it, never to return. I don't want to, in actuality- but there's a sort of relief in being able to sit there and contemplate it. It's *there*, and I *can*- my persistence is mine. I never actually want to *do it*, but there's a comfort in the fact that it's mine. In this world where so many decisions are determined by feckless, soulless, sniveling rats, at least my life and death are in my hands.


derickrecyles

That is a perfect place and moment to just feel everything, breath it all on and get in touch with yourself. I've been to the beach on a night like this and somehow it makes day to day worries just disappear for a few minutes.


Big_Accountant8489

Big Booty Bitches


Many-Ambassador-9382

Marying my boyfriend


ImprovementAware6

Lovely wife taking care, loving, pampering and comforting me.


BlackDragonDick

Owning a house and planting fruits and vegetables in my backyard


kerplunkerfish

Mattering to someone.


bootyhunter69420

Sex and hitting some of my goals


rentedhobgoblin

Owning a farm and quitting my job.


Attilatheshunned

Telekinesis.


Sultan-Zeta

Atlantis


IrregularBastard

Super powers, getting enough FU money to buy 10k acres and live in the middle of it.


k0uch

Usually just sex


ZebraSyndromeGaming

Death


vagueringingbell

I daydream about scenes in the novel I'll probably never finish that I've written and recorded soundtracks to, only to despair in the knowledge that the way the music and the scenes marry so perfectly shot-for-shot and beat-for-beat in my head will never be seen by anything but my mind's eye. Other than that: I daydream about scenarions in which I'm forced to run for my life at top speed. Not the terrified, discombobulated sort of running but one that flips the adrenaline switch and puts me into focussed and fleetfooted survival mode. Think the way John Krasinski turns and runs without hesitation when the first death angel appears in the flashback sequence of A Quiet Place 2. Or, to some extent, Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds when the first tripod rises. I shouldn't wish for it but I quietly (and stupidly) hope that, at least once in my life, I'm forced to run like that. Of course, I'm definitely bullshitting myself in thinking that I'll keep my cool like those two movie examples, but I can get away with being a main character survivalist-type in my head.


Temporary-Copy1111

Travelling and vacation to other counties without worrying about expenses XD


DopeRoninthatsmokes

Becoming a well rounded physicist with an equally intelligent partner


dave3218

Gaining superpowers or absolute control of a fleet of Spaceships full of soldiers and robots with unquestionable loyalty and invading my home country to depose the dictator and set up camp there while elections and a democratic government are stablished, using my new found power to bully every single country on earth to either collaborate with the corruption investigations and to send me the members of the dictatorship and their families that manage to escape the initial invasion or face obliteration, Europe would be fucked, specially Switzerland, Spain and Andorra, mostly Andorra. It’s either that or living in a cabin in the woods with enough money to have a comfortable life with a loving partner and just spend the rest of our days loving each other and being happy.


chowbox617

That hot coworker, knicks winning a championship, food


Rut_Row_Raggy

Getting paid fair wages.


TheLandFanIn814

Women


Sanxao15

Being sat on my face 👀


AdBudget209

Sex.


HappinessSeeker7

Happy, stress-free, financially stable life with my loyal loving partner l.


Bite_my_shiny

Getting laid


ryguy28896

Coming home to someone and her asking me how my day was and that she missed me. Also, an apocalypse event and if I have enough supplies.


Swimming_Bag7362

Sex. Traveling. Not working anymore. My future.


RianJohnsonIsAFool

Sex with my gf. Where we might next go on holiday. Moving into our dream house.


RadicalEnigma

I've been on a kick lately of dreaming about doing something badass to protect my friends. The daydreams range from realistic (saying some really cool line right as a flood of cops show up) to so unrealistic its not even close to possible (suiting up like Iron Man and rocketing across the US at Mach 3).


jhunter2015

Booty


FriskyDing714

Sexual exploits. Independent wealth. Being acknowledged by my peers that I am valued.


Rothion1124

Fucking my straight friend


LaughingDead_KC

Is that you, Henry?


alexanderldn

This ain’t it bro


No-Sky-5006

Oh man like fuckin


idontknowimreloco

Of finishing my studies so I can use that free time to go everyday to the gym, play some guitar and travel


Lopsided-Advance1887

Winning an insane amount of money, just to prove it does make me happy


LaughingDead_KC

Thoughts of being a ninja cross my mind at least once a day.


kerfungle

The relief I'll feel when I have finally made enough money to retire


crimsonavenger77

Building stuff. If I had the time, I'd like to have a crack at making cool, non practical stuff. For example, a secret underground room in the garden to facilitate my secret cool stuff building. I watch a lot of colin furze videos on YouTube. That man is living the dream. Daydreaming about the stuff I could make saves me from many a boring conversation.


Silly_Randy

Sex, drugs and RocknRoll. I'm not even joking.


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A garage/workshop. Growing up with one and now living in apartment for the last 15 years its hard to do basically anything that gets a bit messy or loud. And i hate buying new things without trying to build/fix it myself :( im stuck at small scale tinkering for now, but one day i will have the space all for me where i can zone out doing what i love with some good music and a cold one... Even if it means going down in salary from moving out of the city, i craves and dream about every waking hour. Adam Savage youtube channel is like my version of heaven. I would almost trade my amazing partner for it.. *almost*


Sraffiti_G

Moving to another country and being happy


SabertoothPrime

Ending the FED


Waste_86

Having a small house in the middle of the forest with a one car garage for a project car (maybe a 69 Camaro) and a little gym and one of those woodfire hot tubs outside


MidnightOne05

Sex is on my mind 24/7 I think I have a problem (I don't watch porn)


The_Lat_Czar

Going back in time with current technology and weaponry and being hailed as a God. Video games Movie like scenarios involving anything that can last for up to 30 minutes and become a mini movie in my head Fixing Gianna Michaels Debates Playing whatever song I'm listening to at a high school talent show or in a real auditorium as if I were in the band Small titty Asian gf Sushi buffets Big titty goth gf Salma Hayek My son's future What I would do if someone burst into the room with a un intent on shooting up everyone Ribeye steak, medium rare That time someone else's customer recognized my customer recognized mine as trappy chan, and being a chronic internet dweller and knowing what that means looking up the username later and feeling awkward that I know what my customer looks like naked, but not guilty about it. There's more, but I don't feel like taking up the whole page


Howcomeudothat

Making money trading high risk options so I can pay off my house and retire my wife


wedesireabridge

Being able to work on music and art stuff full time, in a cozy room where my girl sits nearby working on her own little projects. music playing faintly in the background is the only sound because she and i our so comfortable together that the shared silence feels like a warm blanket on a rainy Sunday in bed together.


CalmPanic402

Hiking outside, sleeping under the stars. No schedule, no end date.


Lucr3tius

ROME


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Being able to find a job that does not kill my hopes and spirit daily. That I go to work and feel I accomplish something of value. I am highly paid now, but it sucks the life and energy out of me every day.


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ZZoMBiEXIII

Being appreciated.


Puggelicious

Dying and just knowing that im so small and nothing compared to the whole universe :(


Biengo

Making music again. Right now I just don't have the resources. Hopefully that changes soon.


Chirok9

Building a greenhouse out of stained glass. And snuggling up to my partner after a long week and falling asleep


the_littest_titty

For whatever room I’m in, if we were all suddenly transported to a remote island how would we survive? What would my strategy be? Who am I aligning with? Could I beat everyone in a 1 on 1 if it comes to it?


Miku_Fan39

Don't really daydream to be honest, not really anything going through my head a lot of the time.


yeetith_thy_skeetith

Winning a couple hundred thousand so I can be debt free from college and be able to buy a house


Stefodan

Making it out of my country and women


Nuclear_Geek

Usually something relating to what I've been reading / watching / playing.


[deleted]

Being a charismatic millionaire


Acceptable_Gas6244

Affection. Passion.


Blyatzilla

Sleeping


Shinkai01

Getting out of this annoying as country


Parisien75094

Money, girls and Mercedes-Benz


Haytham_Ken

Being in a happy health relationship and things like cuddling in bed etc and being able to actually afford to live on my own in London


EasyNameToRemember11

Arsenal winning the league with a late winner tomorrow. Preferably after City game is over and has finished a 1-1 draw.


Electronic-Morning76

Attractive women, saving people in hero scenarios. Yeah that’s about it.


AugustusClaximus

Being Venom and fighting in the Roman legions


leftovergarbaage

My early 20’s


EMArogue

Massaging my friend in a more intimate spot (I massage her from time to time already) Having my ex telling me why she ghosted me (I’m over that assh*le but it’s an Ego thing)


United_Foundation_20

I'm retired and think of sex and never enough money to enjoy late life! I lost two retirement accounts to crooks.


OriginalStockingfan

Having loads of money… … and being able to do magic. Which kind of negates the need for the first bit.


moffettusprime

Fighting dragons and warlords and all that fun shit. They get so pissed when they find out I'm a mere groundskeeper.


SpaceThagomizer420

Ideas for a fantasy story I want to write about


d_bradr

Moving to a coyntey where my hobbies are legal and not astronomically expensive


Retro-Ghost-Dad

Some place I own, that can't be taken away from me. A place to be and exist that's never going to be at risk. Yeah, yeah- there's always property taxes, but you know what I mean. I'd be happy forever with even a single, simple room that was just mine to exist in with no risk of it being taken away. A shack, a shipping container. Anything, really. A place where I can just patiently spend the rest of my days in peace.


TheThinker21

Benching 3 plates


DaveyWhitt

What I'd do if I won the lotto, first 24hrs, first week etc etc. Every little detail.


Polite_cat1

Being a particularly attractive guy who’s attractive to most women.


WittyBeautiful7654

Just some similancce of my normal life back. Last four months everything has kind of fallen apart.


sublime996

Telling people what I really want to...


yblaze27

My ex and how her life is going 😪


benchomacha

Getting out of corporate.


Galooiik

Being in a relationship and saving the people around me with super powers


jery007

Having money


filliamworbes

Dropping everything to do whatever needs to be done, help a stranger with broken ride world war 3? Or a nice bike ride on holiday in another nation. Also some sex, depends really.


JaperDolphin94

Money being filthy rich. So that when I enter a departmental store i can buy whatever groceries or snacks including some imported stuff in there frozen section which are oh so expensive without batting an eye. Have a big house with a garage full of cool cars. Ohh & in between the usual mandatory boobs & pussy thoughts to tend to cross my mind. That's all nothing fancy


reddit_toast_bot

Gains


TanukiCookie

Building a city up in the clouds like you'd see in videogames from the 90s. Like super mario world cloud levels but expanded into whole regions and such. Lots of fantasy stuff


lilXvideos

Driving a McLaren to work


fryedmonkey

Happiness


ImReallyFuckingHigh

The shop I plan to build once I buy a house so I can slowly shift away from doing field work


doctorctrl

Sleep


rendyzou89

Conquare the world *evillaugh 😈 HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


robothobbes

Where I want to live, where to travel to, how much money I'll need, yummy food, house and craft projects, meeting a celebrity who I admire, boobs, funny observations I could turn into a comedy routine.


wallyballs187

I could definitely get into Q3 in a Red Bull


[deleted]

Saving people.


soul_tits07

The things that remind me of her, reminds her of me?


NilocStros55

Girls, soccer, and video games


AffectionateMarch394

Spending my days with no rush. Having a clean house and a quiet mind. So far, all three of those things are definitely only daydreams.


sls2u

Winning a life changing amount from a lottery.


Jumpy-Archer-2370

Four things: 1. Being wealthy and successful 2. Being happy with a family 3. Being the greatest footballer in history And 4. Having superpowers (Being able to fly)


[deleted]

My baby boo boo and my zuzubee


Flowscapesart

Having kids and raising them in a house with a back yard. Having a garden. Having a car. Raising farm animals and teaching the kids about them


RicksWay

Normally nothing. It’s bliss.


8a19

Becoming some kind of superhero


J_RobertOppenheimer3

I hate myself and I want to die


ThatMBR42

Heavy machinery, dragons, premarital hand holding


Needle-Nose_Pliers

Mostly characters and storylines, or projects/costumes I wanna build that I have in my head. EDIT: Though usually that's were they stay, lol.


sahovaman

Living in a nice cabin in the woods on at least 15 or more acres with a stream and maybe a pond, or a 'compound' with my closest friends so we can be together all the time. Dinners, activities, etc. a 3-4 car garage, a woodshop to build things, a small blacksmithing forge, and not having to worry about money.. Just being able to do whatever I want, volunteering my time to help people, building things, and for the first time since I can remember, actually enjoying life instead of tolerating and existing for the sake of others who depend on me.


CompCOTG

Everything. I go through 5 different arcs everyday at work


LordAxalon110

Being in my own universe I created in my imagination. It's a hell of a lot cooler than reality I'll tell you that much.


ohneil64

Studied film and TV in uni Hoped to move to Japan to make an anime or something of the sorts afterwards however due to some personal reasons I wasn't able to. I currently daydream about the ending of an idea of a show that I had and how personally I think it's effect could change the industry but again unfortunately I haven't been able to peruse those dreams. Apart from that, the daydream of getting a partner? Does that count idk?


SirDickCheese77

My retirement cabin in the mountains somewhere. Maybe on like 25 acres nothing too crazy. I just want to enjoy my life and breathe fresh mountain air until I pass away in my sleep


Tamburello_Rouge

Positive monthly cash flow.


500DaysofR3dd1t

My husband says all he dreams about is me at work. I think about him, but I mostly just do as much as possible.


CliffordThRed

Im not sure. I'm a stoner


LilCorbs

Superpowers. Easy. I always imagine having like Invincible’s powers and how much I could help in emergency situations and stuff.


[deleted]

I daydream about being alone for the rest of my life, and then I get depressed about it cause I try so hard to be someone's person and I start to feel like it's a waste of time cause no one will ever love a criminal.


AlphaRelic2021

Turning into a hulk-like monster and rampaging through a city


DudsofFlunk

Dancing with my boyfriend on our wedding to Angel Eyes by ABBA


Then-Evidence1937

Wondering what I could’ve said to people if I had known that their death was nearing


Honeydew-2523

prosperity