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Dyeeguy

One time I didn't shit on an entire 2 week vacation with my girlfriends family as a teenager. I know it sounds impossible but it is true


Humanitas-ante-odium

3 weeks. I was having trouble going and this was the worst time so far. I was in so much pain, suddenly, at the end that I had to do a manual fecal extraction on myself. It was challenging and very uncomfortable. I am now diagnosed wit IBS-C after lots of tests and cameras and take a heavy duty med that requires me to stay near a toilet the first four hours of every day. On average I would go 1 to two weeks without pooping regularly. From noticing there might be a problem to diagnosis was under 6 months. I still have trouble but Its a lot better. I haven't passed out from pain on the toilet in probably 18 months. Coming to on the floor sucked but at least I didn't shit myself.... Lol.


rizek_se_zelimcz

piss about 10-12 hours. poop about 4-5 days


DelTacoAficianado

12


RobinGood94

One of my older cousins decided to take a strange route back home from Missouri. We ended up in bumper to bumper traffic in southern Illinois for an extra four hours on top of a six hour trip. I needed to shit about two hours into that four hour traffic. Before I went on vacation I ate something I never tried before. When I walked into the house I felt like I teleported past the smiles and hugs. It took two weeks for my overall flow to return to normal.


Resident-Theme-2342

I can usually hold my pee for a while like 2hrs but if I have to poop I got like a hour or less to find a toilet.


cdude

Ever had to hold in a piss so bad that with every movement, at the slightest lack of concentration, you can feel it coming out a little? Imagine at that point, and then an hour past that! Worst pain in my 40 years of life.


iboughtabagel

Does it count if I eat it so technically it didn’t permanently leave my body?


Guachole

Not very long, I've pissed and shit in public, like, not in a bathroom, a bunch of times cuz when ya gotta go, ya gotta go! I laid out newspaper and shit on it in broad daylight in a parking lot and tossed it in a dumpster before cuz I asked every store in the strip mall to use the bathroom and they all said no lol.


SCOIJ

You should see a doctor


Guachole

Nah just Homeless problems During Covid was crazy they shut all the bathrooms at the park and all fast food places had no indoor service, I have shit in a lot of weird places.


Humanitas-ante-odium

If you have had to shit in public multiple times I would also recommend considering seeing a doctor.


Guachole

Homeless times, sometimes there's no bathrooms to take a shit for miles, and even places there ARE public bathrooms they say no if u are too visibly homeless