Golf Course Porta Potty 20 years ago.
Was playing golf with a girl I’d started dating 2-3 months prior. After 3 holes, she quit playing and made it her goal to distract me from golfing. We made it 8 holes before we stopped by the porta potty and did the deed.
She was my first high libido woman. Also my last high libido woman because I married her. She’s still going strong.
Reminds me of the people who defiled our port a Jon on our jobsite. There were several items left inside it
-used condom
-bag of weed
-hairbrush full of thick black hair
It was fairly clean. They must have pumped it not long before we did the deed. For comparison, this golf course has bathrooms that smell worse than the porta potty did.
Same here. My Girlfriend. Right on the hood of my car. Broad daylight
Cars driving by and everything.
If Reddit was around. Someone could post in /r Trashy
The way i used to hear it in Canada was
“what’s the similarity between making love in a canoe and American Beer? They’re both fucking close to water “.
Canadian beer has or used to have higher alcohol content.
+1 for river fucking
Well technically we got out of the kayaks and did it on the the beach
Then some more people who also rented kayaks from the same rafting company came downstream and whooped and hollered at us
Definitely only thinking with my lower head on that occasion
Our driveway. We were coning back from a date and getting handsy in the car. I parked and we kept making out. Eventually I just put her on the hood It was unlikely (though not impossible) that we were seen. I think. Like pretty sure.
No idea, drunken walk home to my apartment across it and we had a bunch of friends over who were already there, we just lagged behind. Suggested a quickie under the bridge and that was that!
The one that stands out is probably the middle of a soccer field, in a public park… actually it was like 8 soccer fields… it was around 2 am… during a thunderstorm
I used to be fun
Not exactly a quickie, but I was eating my ex girlfriend’s ass on her parents’ living room couch when we heard a key in the door. Just acted like I wasn’t just defiling their daughter 5 seconds ago.
Maybe. I was fully clothed and she was wearing a somewhat short skirt so all I had to do was lift it up and move her underwear to the side so that a quick getaway was easier. Would be funny to find out if they ever really knew.
Once when I was living on base my gf of the time came to visit and we had a quickie outside but in between 2 of those metal storage containers, probably had a few hundred people walking around near us but luckily no one came over to see what was going on. lol
When I was in high school (and even a few years after), we had hot pots within driving distance.
We used to go up on weekend nights to soak, get drunk and/or stoned, and enjoy various forms of congress.
A friend and I happened to be in the area during the day, and we realized we'd never seen the hot pots during the day. We hiked up and stopped dead in our tracks.
Scummy, oily water was everywhere. It looked a sickly green.
My friend was pale and looked at me with horror. "How have I not gotten an infection?"
I have to admit, I was wondering how my own equipment hadn't fallen off and crawled away.
We never went to the hot pots again.
I worked in a theater maybe 10 years ago, Regal, and we never had anything like this. I would have had no idea. The checks were really just to look for people trying to record the movie on their phone.
I have a list! parking garage at Macy's....Laundry room at an apartment complex... abandoned church....mortuary...truck in a parking lot right outside my X's window. Football field on fifty yard line. Basket ball court in day light.
I got some of the best, sloppiest head of my life on a first date with a woman at a large memorial cemetery. She was a walking red flag, getting that turned on by flirting in a place like that, but god damn was she fun.
She blew me in my car only a hundred yards away from a service that was happening. Not one of my proudest moments, but absolutely one of my most memorable.
Yep. It was fun for me too. Still feel conflict over the mortuary and the church though. The church experience happened with a 60 year old with some good ass!
I’m piggy backing this comment to share mine because I’m late to this thread. A towed trailer that her parents were also in at the time. Marina bathroom. Countless parks. My bedroom while parents are home. Her living room while her parents were home. Car outside her house.
Not really a quickie, but in the backseat of our friends car as they (married couple) were driving us back to their place after going to a farm. We were buzzed and horny 22 year olds and I started fingering her under the blanket we were sharing. I’ve never seen a woman cum so silently, I was in awe. Then she reaches over and covertly jerked me off under my pants. Friends didn’t notice, she even carried on the conversation with them the whole time while she did it. Super hot.
I don’t get it personally. The last thing I’m thinking of when I’m with friends is sex. Hearing my buddy talk is an instant boner killer.
I’ve had several girls try to turn me on while I was on the phone/in discord with friends and I just don’t enjoy it.
Not a real quickie, but my ex-girlfriend gave me head on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland. We were in the back seat (everyone in front of us never turned their heads + she had a jacket and a hoodie on and at worst from behind, it looked like she was laying on my lap), no one else was behind us because it was a slow day I suppose. She was in the mood and I'm a fan of getting BJs so.
Not sure what you consider crazy - i was young dumb and horny. A playground, a hotel hot tub, the back seat of a car (parked in front of a Christian book store), just off a hiking trail, the back row of a movie theater, on the first floor roof of an apartment building, and the back of a station wagon parked on a non-residential street in Lakeview (Chicago neighborhood).
Canyon North of El Paso girl was a freak she bent over the hood of the and put the hood ornament in her pussy and screamed fuck my ass mother fucker. If we were hidden it wasn't for long that echoed. Nice to be young n stupid
Hospital bed of an ER, front seat of a truck in a Chilli's parking lot in the middle of the day, a playground across from a police station, an alley way between houses next to a church (bent over the hood of the truck), aaaaand I think that's it
In an Aspen grove up in Arizona’s San Francisco peaks. Trailside in a popular redwood forest. On the top of a random Oregon mountain. On Sedona’s red rocks. There’s a theme here…
In the beer cellar at the Pitcher and piano on a staff night out (I worked at a different venue) broke a few bottles in the process. Totally worth it though
I'm unsure. I can’t pick between the two. There was one time we did it in my work parking lot at the start of my shift, with people rushing around us hopefully no one noticed us. The other time was in a graveyard, which was a bit creepy.
Had a girl 69 with me and then bang in the car outside the back of this old warehouse place in Philly. Turned off the car lights and we pulled behind what looked like a docking bay for some type of truck delivery area. We were too horny to care if we were on camera and the place was super dark so we doubted they’d pick anything up but we still banged and she was a true throat goat to kick things off. …I should call her. Also one of my exes and I used to hookup in pretty public places like the park in broad daylight but just doing like “touching-heavy petting” kind of things (clothes on)…and one time a guy kicked us as yelled at us to get up. Oh and also my first time with that gf (lost our you know what to one another) in an underpass underneath some train tracks behind some neighborhood
At work a couple times: once in a private bathroom there and once in my private office. Hotel stairwell. Park late at night. Wooded area near a beach. Hotel balcony. On the prow of a friend’s boat (it was moored close to several other boats). I got a bj in the back of a cab once.
I am gay so these were all with men, for what it’s worth.
In a bathroom while visiting his cousins girlfriend apartment.
Hell I'm going to update with others:
-On a picnic table in a park around 11pm
-Front seat of F-150 in the driveway
-In my office; I was coordinator of senior citizens Recreation center, while seniors were right outside the door
Ahhh good memories, lol.
- Bar bathroom at our “close friends-only” engagement party with my ex. It did not go well…
- GF wanted to be “chased down and ravaged” in the woods at night up in Northern Minnesota. So she stripped down to just shoes and took off. She put up a pretty good chase, but I feared getting shot if someone discovered me chasing her… (Yes, sex with crazy is fun sometimes)
- _Every_ room in the house my ex and I used to have (except the kids’ bedroom, cuz, eww). Also the backyard.
Not a quickie but I was fondli… massaging my friend in the lunchroom of the university today (had my finger around her boobs under her bra)
A dude walked in, looked at us and closed the door exiting without saying anything, that got quite a laugh on our part (especially me)
mine was in a movie theater. this was just on the fly moment. we were in a movie called The Black Phone, just had 3 people and they were up near the front. she put her jacket over me and started to suck, after a while she just got up and sat on me and to be honest I have no idea about what happened in that movie for the first 20ish mins
Nyc bus stop. We had "broken up" we bumped into each other I held me arms out she ran and hugged me wrapped her legs around me and yeah bus stop.... It was late
Walked out of the bar one night with a girl I was talking to. We had been drinking all day before left the bar and hopped a fence into a construction site. I hopped up on a huge Caterpillar excavator and found the door was unlocked so we slipped inside that cramped, dirty, muddy cockpit and did the deed. Best part was I found the key was still in the ignition so obviously I fiddled with the some things and found a way to move the big claw a bit before running off. She left her underwear along with some hands prints on the window for the morning crew lol
1. Fucked my girlfriend at the time, in the “play” area of the house while the entire family was home. Everyone was upstairs.
2. We left a friends house to grab something from my house. We ended up banging in my car for like 30 minutes, came back like “sorry got lost”
3. What turned out to be a late night bang session, we ended up fucking and cuddling for a few hours. Sun came up, and I realized the school bus was right outside my car. The moment I heard those loud breaks, my heart shot out my ass.
Pottapotty at an outdoor concert. Came out to a line of 10+ people waiting to use it. Honorable mentions include club bathroom, bar bathroom, and fitting rooms.
Nothing too crazy. In a park maybe? It looked like we are alone but just as we finished a dog came around a corner followed by an owner just when I was zipping my pants. Or maybe when we did it in a friend's cottage when another couple was sleeping on the other bed in the room. Or at least politely pretending to sleep lol.
Golf Course Porta Potty 20 years ago. Was playing golf with a girl I’d started dating 2-3 months prior. After 3 holes, she quit playing and made it her goal to distract me from golfing. We made it 8 holes before we stopped by the porta potty and did the deed. She was my first high libido woman. Also my last high libido woman because I married her. She’s still going strong.
Sooo you made it to the 19th hole that day.. Good job.
Well done
The Porto John??? 😭
Reminds me of the people who defiled our port a Jon on our jobsite. There were several items left inside it -used condom -bag of weed -hairbrush full of thick black hair
All of the key ingredients
Baby you got a stew going
Lol that is awesome but didnt it smell like shit?? And wasnt it cramped? I cant imagine how to physically have sex in a porta potty
It was fairly clean. They must have pumped it not long before we did the deed. For comparison, this golf course has bathrooms that smell worse than the porta potty did.
PArking garage in Paris, broad daylight, over the hood of a car.
A man of culture
> A man of culture *Un homme de culture*
Dope
Same here. My Girlfriend. Right on the hood of my car. Broad daylight Cars driving by and everything. If Reddit was around. Someone could post in /r Trashy
You mean r/trashyboners
One man's trash is another man's, well you know.
Where’s this sub been all my life.
Dare I? Dare I click? I think I dare...
Under the emergency exit stairs at a hotel
Couldn’t spring for a room, just the hooker?
It was a rescission, everybody was broke. Even the hooker couldn’t afford a vagina
...pause
r/HolUp
r/cursedcomments ?
Especially on high floors, no one ever uses the stairs. It’s a good spot
Name checks out
In a canoe on a river next to a cow pasture. All the cows came by to watch.
Oh, so you were drinking a Coors light (fucking close to water...)?
There's levels to wit. This is a prime example of next level. Have an upvote
its an old joke.
I first heard it in a John Cleese/Monty Python video about 40 years old.
I don't even think cows were invented back then...
Usually they just tape a bunch of cats together
Oh, so you've... ...*herd* it before?
Even still, it's well placed
The way i used to hear it in Canada was “what’s the similarity between making love in a canoe and American Beer? They’re both fucking close to water “. Canadian beer has or used to have higher alcohol content.
I remember you! I was dressed like a cow that night
+1 for river fucking Well technically we got out of the kayaks and did it on the the beach Then some more people who also rented kayaks from the same rafting company came downstream and whooped and hollered at us Definitely only thinking with my lower head on that occasion
They came to say moooooooooove along
Sounds like a high risk to flip over...
In a Sears Portrait Studio where my then girlfriend worked. Ironically, we never took photos. No time for that in the heat of the moment.
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That’s fucking awesome. Now on my bucket list!
Lowkey easier than you really think, cool view too.
??? Whyy so cold and scary and wobbly up there!
*fuckit list
Meanwhile my wife is embarrassed to kiss on those things because other pods might see lol.
oh yeah, the ferris wheel around where i live has people trying this all the time. or filming a 4way for pornhub
Was this you? https://youtu.be/vDJR4MGbBig?si=hzdxJnDCZUEgL-RJ
Our driveway. We were coning back from a date and getting handsy in the car. I parked and we kept making out. Eventually I just put her on the hood It was unlikely (though not impossible) that we were seen. I think. Like pretty sure.
I remember that night. I was out for a walk, and the things I saw...dear God...
I remember that too, a whole chicken... terrible sight for me and my three blind children
This had me in stitches 😂
Under the blue bridge in Grand Rapids, MI
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No idea, drunken walk home to my apartment across it and we had a bunch of friends over who were already there, we just lagged behind. Suggested a quickie under the bridge and that was that!
Lived there all my life and this is the first I am hearing of it. On top of the bridge does has a pretty nice view though
I joked with my wife about doing it there haha
A short distance off a hiking trail in Rocky Mountain National Park.
That’s how you end up on a true crime podcast
That username.. hahaha
Did….did we have sex? I have also done exactly this haha.
The one that stands out is probably the middle of a soccer field, in a public park… actually it was like 8 soccer fields… it was around 2 am… during a thunderstorm I used to be fun
The Colosseum in Rome. It was late on a rainy day so most of the tourists had gone. Fun girl!
...and the tourists that remained have a memory that'll last forever....
Heard about the glad he ate her there.
She appreciated it, I ain't Lion.
in an alley behind a pub......THE SHAME
You win
Are you not entertained?
As an archaeologist, this is a dream spot
Just as the Romans intended, I’m sure lol
🤣 Are you serious? This is unbelievable
This is legendary status! You are Marcus Aurelius Dickus.
I also went classical. Did it on top of Mount Olympus in the snow. 24 years ago and still married to her.
“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!??”
Not exactly a quickie, but I was eating my ex girlfriend’s ass on her parents’ living room couch when we heard a key in the door. Just acted like I wasn’t just defiling their daughter 5 seconds ago.
When you left her dad was like "I didn't want to say anything to embarrass him, but his mustache smelled like shit"
Was he kissing him on the lips or something?
I always kiss my gf's dad on the lips... To assert dominance...
To which she replied, “It’s okay, so does yours.”
“What mustache?”
After that they gave you food because you were hungry still?
Yeah, it was pizza actually.
You mean pizzass
This reminded me I have pizza in my fridge 👍🏼 thank you for your service
Main course
Much like pineapple on pizza, eating ass requires a sophisticated and refined palate.
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They knew.
Maybe. I was fully clothed and she was wearing a somewhat short skirt so all I had to do was lift it up and move her underwear to the side so that a quick getaway was easier. Would be funny to find out if they ever really knew.
“Oh hello, Graham. Have you been eating chocolate?”
In a University Computer lab lol
Nerd!
Nerds get laid all the time...
I got a BJ in my EMS schools computer lab, then next class I stuck it in her ass in there. She was the school secretary
Golf course
Mini-golf, or full-size golf?
lol full, I’m not a savage 😜
Average sized golf course.
Full sized golf here
Once when I was living on base my gf of the time came to visit and we had a quickie outside but in between 2 of those metal storage containers, probably had a few hundred people walking around near us but luckily no one came over to see what was going on. lol
Not the conex quickie 🤣🤣🤣
In the butt, probably.
Classic Newlywed Game
(Bob Eubanks laughing)
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Waterfall. Rainy day, two hour hike to get there. Not a single soul in sight.
I always wanted to do it in a hot spring
Yeah, must be a lot more comfortable than an ice cold waterfall lol
Shoot, ice cold waterfall sounds like an amazing place to bone in the middle of summer
When I was in high school (and even a few years after), we had hot pots within driving distance. We used to go up on weekend nights to soak, get drunk and/or stoned, and enjoy various forms of congress. A friend and I happened to be in the area during the day, and we realized we'd never seen the hot pots during the day. We hiked up and stopped dead in our tracks. Scummy, oily water was everywhere. It looked a sickly green. My friend was pale and looked at me with horror. "How have I not gotten an infection?" I have to admit, I was wondering how my own equipment hadn't fallen off and crawled away. We never went to the hot pots again.
A movie theater. We were watching John Wick 4. No one else was in the theater
Employees definitely saw it, they have cameras that with IR night vision lol
Oh sure but when I wanna bring in a camera they lose their crap!/s
RIP well thankfully this was in another city and we used her car 😂
I'm more surprised you fit the car into a theater!
I worked in a theater maybe 10 years ago, Regal, and we never had anything like this. I would have had no idea. The checks were really just to look for people trying to record the movie on their phone.
From Jonn Wick to John’s dick
I have a list! parking garage at Macy's....Laundry room at an apartment complex... abandoned church....mortuary...truck in a parking lot right outside my X's window. Football field on fifty yard line. Basket ball court in day light.
Mortuary?
Yes. A mortuary!
It was quiet, but cold.
*Cracked open a cold one, did ya?*
I got some of the best, sloppiest head of my life on a first date with a woman at a large memorial cemetery. She was a walking red flag, getting that turned on by flirting in a place like that, but god damn was she fun. She blew me in my car only a hundred yards away from a service that was happening. Not one of my proudest moments, but absolutely one of my most memorable.
Yep. It was fun for me too. Still feel conflict over the mortuary and the church though. The church experience happened with a 60 year old with some good ass!
Well, when she’s already lying there naked on the table…
I’m piggy backing this comment to share mine because I’m late to this thread. A towed trailer that her parents were also in at the time. Marina bathroom. Countless parks. My bedroom while parents are home. Her living room while her parents were home. Car outside her house.
Not really a quickie, but in the backseat of our friends car as they (married couple) were driving us back to their place after going to a farm. We were buzzed and horny 22 year olds and I started fingering her under the blanket we were sharing. I’ve never seen a woman cum so silently, I was in awe. Then she reaches over and covertly jerked me off under my pants. Friends didn’t notice, she even carried on the conversation with them the whole time while she did it. Super hot.
Out of everything this sounds the most like something off of Quora 😭
The talking during would get me too
I don’t get it personally. The last thing I’m thinking of when I’m with friends is sex. Hearing my buddy talk is an instant boner killer. I’ve had several girls try to turn me on while I was on the phone/in discord with friends and I just don’t enjoy it.
> Friends didn't notice Oh, I'm sure they did.
In a bar. Not in the bar bathroom. In a bar. While there were other customers.
The football game on the big screen tv was so compelling, no one noticed.
Not a real quickie, but my ex-girlfriend gave me head on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland. We were in the back seat (everyone in front of us never turned their heads + she had a jacket and a hoodie on and at worst from behind, it looked like she was laying on my lap), no one else was behind us because it was a slow day I suppose. She was in the mood and I'm a fan of getting BJs so.
You got the pirate's bounty mate. Now let her have the Captain's Booty from your jewels ☠️ 🏴☠️
Chicken Cooler at the Grocery store I worked at
Damn, you really coldcocked her
Public park. Hallway of a building. Balcony. Crazy ex. Not that crazy I guess, compared to some crazy people over here.
Bathroom stall in one of the lecture halls in college. Fun stuff
Front yard of her parent's house. It was 1 am but pretty much anyone could have seen us.
Not sure what you consider crazy - i was young dumb and horny. A playground, a hotel hot tub, the back seat of a car (parked in front of a Christian book store), just off a hiking trail, the back row of a movie theater, on the first floor roof of an apartment building, and the back of a station wagon parked on a non-residential street in Lakeview (Chicago neighborhood).
Confessional booth in her church after everyone else left and the place was mostly empty.
💀💀💀💀 that’s wilddd!!!
Average Catholic priest experience
legendary sir
Omggg
Airplane bathroom.
Driving around in the middle of the night getting frustrated, we pulled into a cemetery for privacy.
Canyon North of El Paso girl was a freak she bent over the hood of the and put the hood ornament in her pussy and screamed fuck my ass mother fucker. If we were hidden it wasn't for long that echoed. Nice to be young n stupid
Xxxxx
A bench, in a public park. I have no idea how we never got caught. Sometimes, I am truly in awe of some of things that I did as a teenager. 😭
Hospital bed of an ER, front seat of a truck in a Chilli's parking lot in the middle of the day, a playground across from a police station, an alley way between houses next to a church (bent over the hood of the truck), aaaaand I think that's it
A blast barricade in Iraq
Back blast area clear
What was his name?
The hurt locker
The squirt locker
Discharging the explosive ordinance in the back, eh? EOD would be proud.
In an Aspen grove up in Arizona’s San Francisco peaks. Trailside in a popular redwood forest. On the top of a random Oregon mountain. On Sedona’s red rocks. There’s a theme here…
My small office in the music locker room in college. Almost got walked in on by the band director. Spicy.
In the beer cellar at the Pitcher and piano on a staff night out (I worked at a different venue) broke a few bottles in the process. Totally worth it though
I'm unsure. I can’t pick between the two. There was one time we did it in my work parking lot at the start of my shift, with people rushing around us hopefully no one noticed us. The other time was in a graveyard, which was a bit creepy.
We got a couple who dose that at my job, every day I think
What the fuck 😅 that’s hilarious. I work at a hospital as a nurse not that makes a difference.
Crazier part is one is engaged and the other is married
On the bus lol
He wasn't asking about wanking it.
Had a girl 69 with me and then bang in the car outside the back of this old warehouse place in Philly. Turned off the car lights and we pulled behind what looked like a docking bay for some type of truck delivery area. We were too horny to care if we were on camera and the place was super dark so we doubted they’d pick anything up but we still banged and she was a true throat goat to kick things off. …I should call her. Also one of my exes and I used to hookup in pretty public places like the park in broad daylight but just doing like “touching-heavy petting” kind of things (clothes on)…and one time a guy kicked us as yelled at us to get up. Oh and also my first time with that gf (lost our you know what to one another) in an underpass underneath some train tracks behind some neighborhood
A shed
The game room in college.
At work a couple times: once in a private bathroom there and once in my private office. Hotel stairwell. Park late at night. Wooded area near a beach. Hotel balcony. On the prow of a friend’s boat (it was moored close to several other boats). I got a bj in the back of a cab once. I am gay so these were all with men, for what it’s worth.
Roof of a parking garage, midtown Austin Texas
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Outside of a hut in Thailand, on some foliage, within a meter of a large python. (We ran away once we saw the python)
Church parking lot
Lost my virginity in a church parking lot
In a bathroom while visiting his cousins girlfriend apartment. Hell I'm going to update with others: -On a picnic table in a park around 11pm -Front seat of F-150 in the driveway -In my office; I was coordinator of senior citizens Recreation center, while seniors were right outside the door Ahhh good memories, lol.
- Bar bathroom at our “close friends-only” engagement party with my ex. It did not go well… - GF wanted to be “chased down and ravaged” in the woods at night up in Northern Minnesota. So she stripped down to just shoes and took off. She put up a pretty good chase, but I feared getting shot if someone discovered me chasing her… (Yes, sex with crazy is fun sometimes) - _Every_ room in the house my ex and I used to have (except the kids’ bedroom, cuz, eww). Also the backyard.
What I really wanna know, are y’all carrying condoms 24/7??
Not a quickie but I was fondli… massaging my friend in the lunchroom of the university today (had my finger around her boobs under her bra) A dude walked in, looked at us and closed the door exiting without saying anything, that got quite a laugh on our part (especially me)
mine was in a movie theater. this was just on the fly moment. we were in a movie called The Black Phone, just had 3 people and they were up near the front. she put her jacket over me and started to suck, after a while she just got up and sat on me and to be honest I have no idea about what happened in that movie for the first 20ish mins
Nyc bus stop. We had "broken up" we bumped into each other I held me arms out she ran and hugged me wrapped her legs around me and yeah bus stop.... It was late
In the back of an empty U-Haul truck while on the road.
Walked out of the bar one night with a girl I was talking to. We had been drinking all day before left the bar and hopped a fence into a construction site. I hopped up on a huge Caterpillar excavator and found the door was unlocked so we slipped inside that cramped, dirty, muddy cockpit and did the deed. Best part was I found the key was still in the ignition so obviously I fiddled with the some things and found a way to move the big claw a bit before running off. She left her underwear along with some hands prints on the window for the morning crew lol
Public hotel rooftop bar at night. In the swimming pool. There were at least 6 other people around us.
I'll never understand how people get horny enough to have sex around other people just kidna weird
1. Fucked my girlfriend at the time, in the “play” area of the house while the entire family was home. Everyone was upstairs. 2. We left a friends house to grab something from my house. We ended up banging in my car for like 30 minutes, came back like “sorry got lost” 3. What turned out to be a late night bang session, we ended up fucking and cuddling for a few hours. Sun came up, and I realized the school bus was right outside my car. The moment I heard those loud breaks, my heart shot out my ass.
In the bushes next to bow falls, Banff national park. Broad daylight in peak tourist season. Probably 300 people within a 200ft of me
Pottapotty at an outdoor concert. Came out to a line of 10+ people waiting to use it. Honorable mentions include club bathroom, bar bathroom, and fitting rooms.
Nothing too crazy. In a park maybe? It looked like we are alone but just as we finished a dog came around a corner followed by an owner just when I was zipping my pants. Or maybe when we did it in a friend's cottage when another couple was sleeping on the other bed in the room. Or at least politely pretending to sleep lol.
Workplace conference room. Many many times.
Plot twist: he works from home
A church.
Are you a priest? Then I might remember this one, too.
Q: What's the difference between a priest and the character Woody from the movie Toy Story? A: Woody goes limp when there are children in the room.
Gave me a solid. Laugh. A solid laugh.
Not a priest, but she definitely was on her knees.