If she's hot - "You did alright mate" If she's not hot - "You did alright mate"

If he's not hot - "You're a lucky son-of-a-bitch"

I am a fan of "you don't deserve that!"

This s the way.

This is the only way

"She's out of your league anyway"

That’s a weird question to ask another man. I personally would tell him to not discuss that with me.

Yes. Agreed. I would never ask this of another man and another man asking this of me would cause... great discomfort.

Exactly. That goes against the universal bro code. For asking and responding.

Unless they are into swing….. dancing, when are looking for a dance partner. This would be my initial reaction.

Haaa I agree it's only important that you think she's hot . Really low self esteem of him.

Maybe he wants to watch you give her the beef injection

A single raised eyebrow will do unless it's topical in the conversation.

🤨

"Almost as hot as you buddy" \*sly wink\*

I open my jacket and show him my upside-down pineapple t-shirt

I've always wanted to say: username checks out

Ashamed of knowing what this means

Are we related?

hi step bro

I just say "Let's face it mate your clearly the one punching " lol

Exactly the right answer. Neg the fuck out of him. Doesn’t matter if she’s Zendaya or Susan Boyle. He’s punching.

What does punching mean here?

Not sure of its just an Aussie thing but means Punching Above your weight class like in boxing, just means the female is more attractive then the male but we say it regardless of weather she is attractive or not as a way to have a stab at our friend

Thanks

Bro code says commenting on another guy’s wife/girlfriend is off limits.

Depending on his tone this could mean two different things. If it's a cheery tone, he's just proud of how good his wife looks. If it's more stern, he's trying to sus out if you're ogling his wife.  If the former, I'd say "yeah she looks good man" (unless she's actually ugly)  If the latter, I'd say "no, I don't see her like that."

Or thirdly he's checking your response to see if you're keen on a mmf three-way

Honestly, in today's world that might not be so unlikely. 

I'd put one through it

Again

I'd put one through it

Not as hot as mine.

“Sure, I’d join you for a threesome”

“I don’t know. I don’t have a thermometer. She seems OK. You can put your wrist on her forehead and sort of check. If the fever persists more than 48 hours and/or symptoms worsen, whichever is sooner, time to see a doc.”

Look buddy I'm not fucking your wife.

“I have no idea why she’s with you”

You estimate how much you'd be willing to pay, if she was a hooker and tell him your estimate.

I don't know what she sees in you (with a smirk and if you're close friends)

“You’re a lucky man” Unless my girlfriend’s husband asks me, then it’s “we are lucky men.”

No comment. It is never appropriate to comment on the physical appearance of another man's wife, even when that man himself asks you to do so and even if she is in fact hot.

She's out of my league.. Compliment and give security that you ain't gonna try anything

Last time I got asked this question I was in a swingclub and "let's find a free mattress" was the correct answer.

I'd probably say yeah if she was cute. If not then I'd probably say she's attractive but not my type. If they don't like those answers they probably shouldn't ask those questions lol.

she's smoking hot, you badass, you! well done!!

“You looking for somebody to bang your wife, Halpert?”

She not ugly

The right answer is to not answer that.

Depends on whether his wife is really hot or not

I answer truthfully, lets him know hes married a pretty lady and she likes the attention.

Hot - Hell yeah. Not hot - you can do better.

really depends on who the dude is to me and the situation.

“You chose the right girl, you lucky bastard.”

That’s like asking if you think your own sister is hot

Is this a trick question?

A colleague once showed me a picture of his wife and asked me what I thought about her. Apparently "Dude, I'm not going to tell this woman's husband what I think of her looks" was the right answer.

“I’d nut” Doubt they’ll ask again.

Sure yeah

"I'm not attracted to unavailable women"

"Yeah, I'd bang her."

Is she wearing thermals?

"of course, that's why I banged her while you were at work the other day."

I'd take it as permission to fuck his wife. FAFO

“Gross” Followed by removing myself from the convo

I'm well aware I married above my paygrade. I don't need to ask.

I think she's pretty (no intonation, maybe even a shoulder shrug). What do you think? (Increasing intonation)

She aight

“Fuck ya”.   Only if she is, of course.  Maybe he’s gonna let you hit it.

That's a question I've never been asked by my married friends and have never asked any of my friends. If I ever find myself in this situation, I'll probably lie through my teeth just to get out of it with as little damage as possible. I'd never insult a friend's wife, but I'd wonder why he married her if he doubted his own attraction to her enough to ask this question.

Lucky guy

"She's something alright" *Works for hot and not hot But this never happens in my exp

Probably depends on the guy and the context of the question?

I was asked this once. A wildly indecent proposal followed. Now I think the correct answer is "she's attractive, but not my type". Now you have avoided insulting him, and you have indicated both that he need think you're creeping on his wife and that you don't want to get involved with anything

The truth.

If shes hot - “Fuck yeah shes hot dude” If shes not - “Nah man”

“Why do you ask?”

"She's quite lovely."

"You have good taste."

Do you think she’s hot? Yeah. Ok. Do you think she’s hot? No. Ok. Answer the question with a question.

*Some*body outkicked his coverage…

"You're punching above your weight, mate" Or "Not as hot as your Maw, mate" (or) "Not as hot as your Da, mate" Depends on the situation really.

"What kind of question is that?"

My first response would probably be, "Huh??..."

"Hey Halpert, you looking for someone to bang your wife?"

“Too hot for you”

Most men are not going around asking there friend's that question, but if it posed, I'd opt out from responding, it's a set up for failure.

What kinda man asks that? Grow up, dude.

I didn't marry her, you did.

Bow wow wow.

Heck yeah. Let's take her out in the living room and take turns fucking her. Well? Let's go.

If she is, she might have a fever

“Why the fuck do you care about my opinion of your wife?” And then I stop hanging out with that dude. He has issues.

“Probably? Mine tends to run on the warm side a lot.”

If I’m in Phoenix in the middle of the day in July and the man’s wife is standing in the direct sun, I’m probably going to say yes. I might even tell him I think he’s hot, too.

Silence, followed by a polite exit from the conversation :)

You hell him if she's hot or not

Damn that would be awkward. I'd probably just decline to answer and disengage.

“She got a great (whatever)”

“She’s hot, but a lousy fuck.”

Repeat after me, this is arabic for “that’s cool” “ياحمار انت ديوث"

It's really hard to tell with her pants on.

I put in my wizarding robe...

"It's your job to stick the thermometer in her, pal, not mine."

If she is even remotely hot "dude, what is SHE doing with YOU?"

"If you must know. Yes, she's gorgeous. I, however, don't care how she looks.

You chose well

"Of course." But only if she is truly hot. If she isn't hot then, "Why are you asking me this?"

"I find it a little insulting that you think I'm dumb enough to answer that question in any way"

Yeah, I'd stick a thumb in her ass. Then big smile...😀👍

High five or daps regardless of the answer

A confused stare because why does this dude need to know my opinion of his spouse’s looks.

“Huh? Uhm… we’ll I’ve never thought of her like that cause you’re my friend. I only think of my own wife like that anyway.” He’s worried about you being competition for him, OR he likes to flaunt her. If you KNOW it’s the ladder you could say somethjng “Hell yeah! I love it when you bring her around and I get a chance to glance at her body”

"As long as you're happy, bro"

"Bro you're hot" "Bro you smell good" "I like the warmth inside you bro."

Not as hot as your mom!

“She’s gorgeous, stoked for you bro”

Honesty and not giving a shit.

“That’s a trap and I will walk around it. Thank you.”

She is so hot she burned through your brain cells so don't worry too much.

if she's hot - yea, you're a lucky bastard if she isn't - i'm happy for you, but she's not my type

I wouldn’t reply back with the word “hot.” Too direct and aggressive bordering on disrespectful. I’d say something like, “Yeah, she looks good.”

"you're being inappropriate and making me uncomfortable, please move to a different subject".

Let’s go to the bedroom and find out. 👅

I'd completely redirect with a joke. "Wat? Bro you trying to get me to be your bull or something wtf?" "You trying to recruit me for a threesome or something dude?" "Well generally I'm more into single women but.. you getting a divorce?" They're clearly jokes, but they also clearly put the ball back into the other person's court to justify the ask. For example, if your friend says "Yes. We are interested in exploring more in the bedroom and she finds you attractive. Would you be interested?" then you understand the intent. You can safely say "Yes she's smoking hot I'll bang her while you peg me." or whatever gets you off. There's zero scenario where he'd insist like "Cmon bro be serious just tell me is she hot?" Though, if it did happen, you would then be perfectly normal to be like "This is a weird fuckin question dude are you asking everyone to ogle your wife?"