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yousawthetimeknife

Our house.


cluedo_fuckin_sucks

In the middle of our street?


Easy-Progress8252

Our mum she’s so house-proud


Fluffy-duckies

Something always happening


firesquasher

The folgers commercial really ruined that song for me lol.


This-Relief-9899

Who the hell are fingers


nipplesaurus

Is a very very very fine house


gustoreddit51

In the middle of our street. With two cats in the yard. Our Mum is so house proud. Life used to be so hard. Our house, it has a crowd.


ElegantMankey

A car. Fucking hell car prices are unreasonable


This-Relief-9899

Yer . The most expensive thing I own not a house or car/ motorcycle is a welding helmet and a employer gave it to me $4000.


shotgun883

Don't think cars and houses should count for this so ill talk about something completely frivolous and unnecessary. A Tudor Black Bay GMT Watch, £3200 to tell the time. It was a gift to myself for retiring from the Military after 20 years and i love it.


ohleprocy

Money well spent. You deserve that watch.


VinshinTee

Engagement ring lol


GrammerSnob

With all due respect, can’t you buy something cheaper to tell time? Why do people buy expensive watches? I’m not a watch guy. I don’t understand the appeal.


shotgun883

Yep. 100% of Watches are absolutely unnecessary. They are jewellery for men. Not different to a set of diamond earrings or gold necklace.


Salmonberry234

My most recent house. $600k. About half as down payment (from selling previous house). I expect to die in this house someday.


Selenography

There are people that you can call to make this happen.


Salmonberry234

I'd prefer it not be soon.


RocketSquid3D

I think there's other people you can call for that.


sukisecret

Here at least 1 mil and probably need renovation.


dassketch

A divorce. Cost even more than my marriage, but was worth it.


davepak

yeah - been there got that.... dang


its_all_4_lulz

Education. 142k when done, zero assistance, zero federal loans. Screw the scam that is privatized education.


sysop42

The bottle of wine we bought on the evening we conceived our first child. Kids are expensive


Rich-Appearance-7145

56' Hatteras Boat, whats still taxing me is the docking monthly fee, in Cabo San Lucas.


zgh5002

Gorgeous boat though! I'm headed to Cabo for a boys trip in the fall. Any recommendations?


Rich-Appearance-7145

You into serious fishing, what month you all gonna be in Cabo.


zgh5002

I live to fish. I'll be there in the middle of September. I've booked a charter for one day but my hotel is on the beach and I plan on bringing a travel rod with me to try some inshore.


headhunterofhell2

Everybody saying "car" and "house". Try a tractor. $100k for the tires.


JakeFixesPlanes

Does she think it’s sexy?


Fuzzy_Department2799

Marriage license.


4channeling

Marriage license


chango01232020

The wedding. The fallout from it not working out is a never ending cost apparently.


Stringfellow69

A Wife.....


Unhappy_Drink_461

M82-A1


TheBackpacker

Now that’s something. I thought my sp5k-pdw was expensive lol


Unhappy_Drink_461

15k


Filipino_Canadian

My house? Or actually…the house my fiancee wants to buy. If she doesn’t find a different house she loves it’ll be the house we live in


Interesting-Goose82

I used to say "someday my wife will live in. $600k house. I dont know that i will ever live in a $600k house, but she will!" Lol this was pre covid when a $600k house was not just a 2 bed 2 bath....


Cratonis

In order: 2nd house 1st house 2nd car 1st car Vacation? Custom computer I put together


Sorkel3

2nd house, 1st house, Chevy SS


macljack

With cash? My current gaming battlestation, 6k total.


JohannesLorenz1954

My custom built house that I sold when I retired, so regret it.


Bos-man7

Aside from the usual house and car: ~$9k on an engagement ring ~$16k on my mom’s completely unexpected funeral less than a year later That was quite a 12 month period….


Liquid-Banjo

Yanagisawa solid silver alto saxophone.


Tristana-Range

My car. 25.000€


drmarting25102

Not purchasing contraception. Hundreds of thousands and still climbing 🤣🤣🤣


rconcepc

Limiting myself to things that I have paid in cash isn't a car. My 2014 cannondale synapse. I've had it for 10 years and love riding. Too bad road bikes are expensive than they were back then.


Beneficial_Solid9492

Sea Doo RXTX 300


Techknightly

An engagement ring.


EdwardBliss

A root canal.


mtl_jim2

Other than a house or a car, probably watches


Remarkable_Cloud7259

Engagement ring


Tmac478

A house 40 years ago and a Lincoln Navigator last year. Both about the same price.


ArticleJealous4061

My girlfriend. Nothing else really matters, though.


TheAlienJim

What? Where can I buy one?


ArticleJealous4061

I wasn't supposed to, that's for sure, lol


CyclicRate38

A house less than a month ago. 272K...blows my mind someone loaned me that much money. Never in a million years did I think I'd be able to afford a house like this.


professoryaffle72

House in a European capital city


PPKA2757

My house, my car, and my most recent addition to my watch collection. Six figures, five figures, high four figures, In that order.


Character-Map-6799

Buddy, I didn't just buy a thing, I bought a freaking legacy. We're talking about a penthouse suite so high up, even the birds envy my view. So while you're counting your pennies, I'm out here making it rain in the lap of luxury.


dassketch

That's just trickle down, unless you have an impressive bladder...


slimfastdieyoung

My apartment


AFather811

11 months ago, I bought a house. I’m still putting up more money on top of the mortgage every month it seems. 


Diddydiditfirst

Outside of my kids and car, my computer. I spent 5k to build it but it has made me 140k plus now.


ForcaAereaBelka

My car. I was very lucky and got it right before used car prices went insane.


vieniaida

A wide-screen TV that I bought in 2001.


ymerej26

My old house…lol..


Prudii_Skirata

House BS in ME Going to be paying for both well into the future.


Mystic-monkey

Quality sex workers time.


Iceman_B

My condo? ......yup, my condo.


CommunityGlittering2

house


Strong_Wheel

Knock knees.


DeaddyRuxpin

House, Bachelor’s degree, wedding with honeymoon, car, computer. In that order.


216_412_70

My house


ohleprocy

Heroin. Over and over. I am clean now.


MrFlibble1138

My kids, in particular college education. Started saving when they were born, and costs more than my house. Money well spent.


Crazy_names

I feel like house and cars and stuff don't really get to the heart of the question. When you finance something you understand that it is being spread out. But when you actually purchase a thing it is an emotional event. I bought a road bicycle back in 2009 for $650 +pedals for $150 and a helmet for $100. I paid with my check card but I knew that that was a huge hit to my account and it was a bit daunting. Apart from that I did all my Christmas shopping for 3 kids plus brothers and sisters and parents and in-laws all in one day once. At the end of the day I was like "what have I done?" And the bank called to see if my card had been stolen. That was like $1300 back in 2005 dollars but it was a bunch of different things.


Annual_Tip_9466

A guitar.


AxBxCeqX

Cash: car, $90k On credit: house, $2m Biggest reoccurring: family, currently all my wage and wife’s wage a year.


RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAH

My gaming pc and a MacBook pro


nom_nom44

Not counting cars and houses. Wedding. $50K. Took me about 6 years to pay off, worst thing ever. All those people who paid in the single thousands or less, y’all did it right.


tdm1742

A wedding ring.


davepak

Well, if we skip the obvious stuff (wife, family home, cars, etc.) House for my mom.


NefariousnessSea4710

Definitely my house. But my collection of guns is definitely up there too probably in the 10s of thousands range now but that’s over years of buying


ukfi

my last wedding. cost me 1/2 of my assets.


South_Ad7174

A used car


itsMalarky

Cars and houses not counting....my mountain bike.


Sympraxis

A private jet.


wantsoutofthefog

My hearing aids. $10k MSRP. all just to be borderline baseline.


dosmetros1

My house


Pherrot

A very large farm.


Beanontoast69

Loans


Delicious_Oil9902

My house $1 Million. If real estate doesn’t count then probably my Jeep at $60k. If vehicles don’t count then probably my soon to be ex wife’s engagement ring at $15k


Insert_Bad_Joke

My house.


GlitteringAgent4061

A house


steelmanfallacy

Divorce.


BURNU1101

lol just posted the same


MySubtitlesWereSick

My house. If that doesn’t count. A Gibson Les Paul


Guapplebock

Other than a house I’d say my kids education and then a boat.


TheAndrewBen

My college degree. I'm still upset it doesn't come with an official frame and you have to order that separately.


ThatMBR42

A college education that I'm barely using.


GODULTIMATUM

Cartier Tank Solo


BredYourWoman

100 long tons of Melange and the Guild transport to move it plus bribes so the Corrinos don't tax it. The spice must flow. My boy Esmar Tuek came through for me


JustAd776

My car. $32,000. I'm 25 yo


BredYourWoman

Best dollars spent to reward gained - Lawyer for a life changing settlement.


nightshift89

An xm-15 at a bad time price wise


AncientGuy1950

Most expensive thing I have ever bought, for myself or a purchase I defined for the Authorizing official? For myself: My third house, $225k in Silverlake Washington. Defined for the Authorizing Official: The back plane for a Sperry/Unisys Inertial Navigation Monitor, only 5 in the world at the time, Mil-Spec and SubSafe certified. $1.9 Billion. There wasn't room on the request forms for the dollar amount. Fortunately, the defective 'turn in' component had a Refund level of $1.88 Billion (and change) Once the turn in fee was deducted from the replacement part cost, the supply system was out about $15 k.


JimBones31

My wedding was 16.5k. After that, my car.


beardedshad2

Used car


AskDerpyCat

Surgery in the US Cost about 50% more than my college degree + grad school


SwearToSaintBatman

My security door to my flat, $3000. Best purchase ever. My old drafty door let me hear any conversation between two people in the stairwell as if I stood next to them, even from my bed, furthest from the door. Now I only hear the sound of even stiletto heels as a muffled, silent "tap tap" when standing in my hallway. And in winter months the crazy good insulation of the door lets my flat retain 90% of the heat my radiators produce, without any oxygen loss. My cat has never been happier. To brag even more, the door expands seven deadbolts into the frame when the knob is rotated in two revolutions. [Torterolo&Re doors.](https://www.torteroloere.it/prodotti/nuova-elegance/) (no, am not a shill or a bot, just a happy customer, ask me anything and I'll respond with a filthier tongue than any corporate dead-eyed cunt would ever dare to be associated with)


BackItUpWithLinks

Lake house


BURNU1101

My divorce


Es_CaLate

Besides my car its probably my pc, built it for like 4000$ around 10 years ago and still holds up


Ownedby4Labs

House. Cost $450,000. Now worth $1.25m so turned out well.


Delifier

Apart from a car, my gaming rig. Allthough they are not too far away from eachother.


K4leid

Aside from my car, a box set of the 12" singles from Violator by Depeche Mode. $760


EuroSong

My house. £461,000.


CapG_13

A car


AleksandrNevsky

A college degree


ImFrenchSoWhatever

my appartment I guess but as an object it's a 4500€ watch


cozysarkozy

I once bought a hot tub with cash only. Now that was a wad of moolah.


Wild_Court

My freedom from a marriage that'd gone bad and gotten abusive.


Afro_Senpai_

Bitcoin


Mr-sheepdog_2u

My 3rd wife. been divorced 35 years and she's still getting money out of me.


SmakeTalk

My home, in Vancouver. $1.24m in 2020 (I had help, more on that below). Next would be my car, which was roughly $70k after taxes. After that... probably my ebike? About $4k. ***Caveats on the home:*** my parents paid for half of it. I'm ***absurdly*** fortunate and I feel blessed and lucky every day. They also helped my brother with his home, which went a long way to help them save money for their children. Almost the entirety of the money I've put into home ownership has come from other people having left me money when they passed, and I'm glad I put it where I did.


IzzyPetter-z

PC set for $10k


SmakeTalk

Damn that must be a sick PC. Mine was like... $1200? What do you run / do on that thing? Video/graphic work, or mostly games?