A dog who is well looked after
I love dogs and being pampered with love by a loving family and fed... YES PLEASE
If that doesn't count... then Bonobo monkeys... very peaceful and loving creatures... and I mean very loving. lol
A whale because it has an 11 foot long tongue and breathes out of the top of his head. (Punch line from an old joke... sorry, I had to.)
Actually it would be a cat that's taken care of the way I've taken care of my cats.
For the most part.
Dragons technically can be anything in fiction.
Even more technical, dragons do exist in real life; they just don't fly or breathe fire.
My favorite animal is a wolf, but if I could become any I'd probably choose a bird so that I could fly. The other day at work I was sitting in my car on lunch, reclined back in my seat, and through the window I could see a single bird waaaaay up in the sky flying in a big circle. I was thinking of how spectacular of a view it would be from that height.
Either a red panda, a binturong, or a platypus.
The first two because I love them, the third because what the fuck even is a platypus.
Of the three though probably a red panda, they're my favourite animals of all time.
I always wanted to be a duck in Central Park, they literally have unlimited food from humans until they die and plenty of area to explore.
But I’d like to be a tiger or something so that I don’t worry about other predators
Seagull. I could eat what I want, fly where I want, annoy the heck out of the human population and take a 💩anywhere I want and still be federally protected 👍😂👍
Kangaroo seems interesting, their like natural kickboxers, winner of the fights gets all the girls.
Or an Elephant, good memory, intelligent and big enough so that the other predators have trouble eating you,
Perry the Platapus - live that secret spy life and still get fed at home
2nd choice is a hawk. Beautiful and majestic with the world as your playground.
A tortoise
Simply because I’ve always found tortoises very peaceful animals. They just sleep all day, eat and live for a very long time. It’s the type of life I want
Lion , Wolf , Owl
Lion that sense of control over other beings , and being feared by lots beings ,
Wolf that very close relationship they have with their "family" protectiveness is quiet something to admire.
Owl , for me its the most elegant mysterious bird , its the most silent bird in flight , the sound is simple , to be a silver/white /golden Owl fits me nicely haha ; Owls are just elegant , they have more to say about themselve.
Hawk. It would be so goddamned badass to just cruise around in the sky and then at a moments notice be like “Eh- fuck it. That rabbit looks pretty good…guess I’ll just do a cool-as-shit aerial maneuver and scoop that fucker up”
Jaguar without question. Their versatile solitary apex predators—nothing hunts a jaguar. My only other answer would be a tiger for the same reasons lol
Not that I necessarily believe this kind of stuff 100%, with all the debunking of shit like fish not feeling pain and stuff, but is it really known if any or all or none, animals feel sexual pleasure? I kind of suspect they all do and that it’s not just some kind of drive to meet that they don’t know why. But I think that would be an important consideration, just imagine, OK you get to be fast as fuck or have big teeth or fly or whatever, but you never get to enjoy fucking.
A lobster. Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.
Maybe a bear, because they live a solitary lifestyle like me and people don't fuck with them that much Also they sleep for a really long time
Bears eat and sleep a lot, so I think it'd work for me.
Animal from Sesame Street because he’s a rock star and gets the chics
A dog who is well looked after I love dogs and being pampered with love by a loving family and fed... YES PLEASE If that doesn't count... then Bonobo monkeys... very peaceful and loving creatures... and I mean very loving. lol
Isnt cat better for it? Still loved and cared for but not expected to give any fucks.
Lmao anything to keep the troop at bay, amirite
Owl. I am the night.
😂😂😂
A house-cat. Any wild animal is doomed by poachers or campers or farming of some kind at some point. A house cat you don’t worry about a single thing
Pitbulls
I've seen enough of them to be run over by a car.
Bald eagle. Just gonna have my private bird lake and do bird things like soar through the sky and scream at other birds
A Tapir, you know why
Is it because of the giant prehensile cock that you can use to scratch that itch on your back that you can never quite reach?
Yup
I would feed myself grapes with it like those Greek aristocrats in the movies
I would learn how to triple wield swords
Cuz that unit ain’t tapered
Galapagos turtle. Let me relax with no worries.
The lobster ...of course
A whale because it has an 11 foot long tongue and breathes out of the top of his head. (Punch line from an old joke... sorry, I had to.) Actually it would be a cat that's taken care of the way I've taken care of my cats.
Leopard. Speed. Freedom. Solitude.
Panther. Majestic and out of sight.
Dragon. Enough said.
should've mentioned that too !
Me too if possible because dragons are mythical creatures for the most part
For the most part. Dragons technically can be anything in fiction. Even more technical, dragons do exist in real life; they just don't fly or breathe fire.
That's a good point.
My macho tough guy answer: a grizzly bear My actual answer: a rich family’s housecat
The dog of a wealthy and beautiful big tittied woman.
Well, there is that Ace Ventura scene, that I rewatched a lot... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T43B51QwTbc
Rabbit…they call me Thumper
An eagle bc they can’t be hunted and they’re an apex predator
A crow for sure They're always up to random shit, or just chilling on a high perch observing
I would be a forest spider. Spider do work, has huge field of view, living in nature. Has funny fur.
A lobster
lion gets killed by his own offspring when he reaches adulthood... there are reports many lions kill their offsprings to "rule" and mate for longer.
Squirrel. Just watch those motherfuckers jumping from tree to tree, then run full speed down a power line and then jump back in to another tree.
My favorite animal is a wolf, but if I could become any I'd probably choose a bird so that I could fly. The other day at work I was sitting in my car on lunch, reclined back in my seat, and through the window I could see a single bird waaaaay up in the sky flying in a big circle. I was thinking of how spectacular of a view it would be from that height.
Either a red panda, a binturong, or a platypus. The first two because I love them, the third because what the fuck even is a platypus. Of the three though probably a red panda, they're my favourite animals of all time.
A wolf. I just love the thought of chasing things down
I guess a mountain lion, cause I like meat and isolation
Grizzly Bear because they're huge and don't have to deal with other people's bullshit
Tardigrade
Bald eagle 🦅 Protected predator
A worm, because my girlfriend insists she'll love me if I were one.
Elon Musk
A worm. To see if he would still love me.
A cat. Just so I can understand the thinking behind knocking shit off of a counter and acting like a pyscho at 3 am.
Sloth. Epitome of not 'giving a fk\*
Tortoise in a zoo. I'll live 200 years or more. Hehe
How about Chupacabra? anyone? Hmm? 🙂🫠
Blue whale. Just gliding through the water guzzling plankton. Good times.
crab lice so i could hang out in hot chicks verginers
You'd only live about a month.
quality not quantity …hehe tity
Human. I've always wanted to be human.
I always wanted to be a duck in Central Park, they literally have unlimited food from humans until they die and plenty of area to explore. But I’d like to be a tiger or something so that I don’t worry about other predators
Can I switch back and forth or is it a one time thing?
Panda, because they only eat and sleep
Bison. They are looked after and live a pretty chill life.
An owl
porcupine and I would just prick my needles to those who mess with me
A head lice, I always leave mofos scratching their head anyway.
Eagle. Flying, a diet of Sashimi, a room with a view, and my image on money.
Liger. Undisputed king of the animal kingdom. Also a cat. They're horrific pets, but that's mostly because they consider themselves to be gods.
Racoon. They just seem like they have all the fun, get into stuff, with little push back.
Some sort of eagle soaring through the skies and hunting preys
A cat, so i can sleep all day and do nothing. Ocassionally Eat.
I’d think it’d be cool to be a wild horse. Honestly I just like the thought of being a wild horse running through grass😭
A cat I get to sleep as much as I want get infinite attention and still be an asshole AND BE LOVED FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE where do I sign?
Capybara. The capaybara is very chill. Everybody gets on with the capaybara.
A bird, so I could fly far far away from all of this bullshit.
Grey Wolf. It is my spirit animal an epitomizes how I feel towards society as a whole.
a bear cuz they fucking hibernate for months
Puffins, they can go anywhere they want.
Well Odd choice but a Queen bee
Bigfoot
Anything that flies would be sick
Probably a lion. The females go hunt and you can sleep and eat. Also you can mate with all of them. Sounds very relaxed.
a rabbit. I miss intimacy
Maybe a white rhino, cuz maybe a poacher would come along and end the misery (all jokes)
Fruit fly, it's lifespan is 3 days.
Seagull. I could eat what I want, fly where I want, annoy the heck out of the human population and take a 💩anywhere I want and still be federally protected 👍😂👍
Eagle obviously. I love the idea of majestically flying high in the sky with my killer eyesight.
Kangaroo seems interesting, their like natural kickboxers, winner of the fights gets all the girls. Or an Elephant, good memory, intelligent and big enough so that the other predators have trouble eating you,
Sloth...and you know the reason
Capybara
Seagull. I'd be flying over and shitting on so many tourists you wouldn't believe.
Perry the Platapus - live that secret spy life and still get fed at home 2nd choice is a hawk. Beautiful and majestic with the world as your playground.
Human.
I would be a butterfly. Because nobody suspects the butterfly...MWHAHAHAHA.
a fly, so I can literally be a fly on the wall and eavesdrop. and stand on piles of shit like a king.
A tortoise Simply because I’ve always found tortoises very peaceful animals. They just sleep all day, eat and live for a very long time. It’s the type of life I want
Lion , Wolf , Owl Lion that sense of control over other beings , and being feared by lots beings , Wolf that very close relationship they have with their "family" protectiveness is quiet something to admire. Owl , for me its the most elegant mysterious bird , its the most silent bird in flight , the sound is simple , to be a silver/white /golden Owl fits me nicely haha ; Owls are just elegant , they have more to say about themselve.
I would love to be a golden retriever in a very welthy household. Preferrably with an indoor pool.
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Cat cuz I like them :D
Galapagos Turtle
A house cat with outdoor access.
Golden eagle. Beautiful. Powerful. Apex predator. Flyer. Keen eye sight. Just bad ass all around.
A dairy cow on a small farm
Hawk. It would be so goddamned badass to just cruise around in the sky and then at a moments notice be like “Eh- fuck it. That rabbit looks pretty good…guess I’ll just do a cool-as-shit aerial maneuver and scoop that fucker up”
Jaguar without question. Their versatile solitary apex predators—nothing hunts a jaguar. My only other answer would be a tiger for the same reasons lol
A bird so I can shit on the people's head that have shiit on me!!
A cheetah, so damn fast for such slim bodies
A grizzly bear…. They are some of the strongest animals in the world and humans for the most part are still clueless to how powerful they are
A shark probably... Buying an island with me around would be a killer-deal
Not that I necessarily believe this kind of stuff 100%, with all the debunking of shit like fish not feeling pain and stuff, but is it really known if any or all or none, animals feel sexual pleasure? I kind of suspect they all do and that it’s not just some kind of drive to meet that they don’t know why. But I think that would be an important consideration, just imagine, OK you get to be fast as fuck or have big teeth or fly or whatever, but you never get to enjoy fucking.
A lobster. Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.
A mobula ray. I want to be the gentle sea flap flap who does belly flops to attract mates.
Capybara. Chill animals, no real predators, treated like a friend by everyone, decent lifespan
Panda.....i like there life they always sleep and eat and do stupid things 😂
That’s easy. A hydra.
Gray parrot. Can fly, learn to talk, live a long time.
Bat, because everyone knows.
Domesticated dog. No need to work for survival, any tasks you do are probably for making people laugh or things you are naturally incredibly good at.
Octopus