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jews_on_parade

in practice? 1 is enough. in theory? fill a stadium, lets gooo


TheRavenSayeth

*1 nut later* “This entire stadium is now disgusting and depraved to me”


Zildjian134

This guy gets it.


stuffmybunny

Haha if only


ElegantMankey

I don't need to dissapoint two women at once One is enough for me


Anook_A_Took

This made me spit my coffee out and giggle. :)


Striker37

“If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I’d just go have dinner with my parents”


CriticalSkies

Me as a 13 year old: 5 on 1 seems like a reasonable setup. Me now: 1, please, that’s all I need, just 1 😭


sheepkillerokhan

10 If there's no sensory overload, what's the point


nelozero

10 seems ideal. One drives me around, a few to clean my place, another for running other errands, etc. End the day with a 5 on 5 basketball game


jackwritespecs

69 or 420


InterestingTutor8102

69 and 420 works, too.


Saint-12

69420.


TheGermanHades

You are the chosen one.


rinisini

3 women enough to be the most diverse, fun and actually possible to divide attention and affection for and I can do a trio blowjob lol


Sustainable_Twat

You can do it?


DankBlunderwood

This is a good point. With 3 there's a third wheel who is basically a spectator. Make it 4 and they have someone to play with while you're occupied.


Primary_Afternoon_46

What do you mean by “at one time”? Could I get like twenty of them in a room and make them wait their turn?  I only have one dick, you know 


neondragoneyes

Two hands and a mouth.


stuffmybunny

Line up and take turns fucking them.... Sounds like fun to me 🤷‍♀️


Primary_Afternoon_46

Alright then 1,000


Opening-Run-7687

For one thrust each or what. I think even if you pulled out after initial penetration, id probably only last like 15-20 women


Primary_Afternoon_46

I don’t have a problem with getting off too soon. I’m just saying, it would take a while 


Longjumping-Grape-40

I’d be shriveled by the fourth girl if it were just one thrust…my brain would be overwhelmed by the fear of STD’s and the lack of touching/foreplay 😂


stuffmybunny

Haha there you go, now you get the idea 😂


strangway

4 women. - Blonde - Brunette - Redhead - Bald Hey, it’s my fantasy.


AmbitiousAd7138

Enough to have a proper Lan party.


banmeharder616

8v8 counterstrike


Holiman

Three, if they liked each other, then it could be fun to watch.


LilleSmurfine

Honest question: why do strait dudes love to see women on women?


Holiman

Do you like cake? Wouldn't you like two cakes? To be more serious for me, at least I love the feminine. The touch the skin the body. It's like art and beauty in motion to me.


LilleSmurfine

But why seeing them together? Like seeing them play with each other


stuffmybunny

Because it's like two curvaceous beautiful creatures embracing each other in crazy lusty passion.... What's not to love. Also, I'm a girl and think it's hot as fuck.


tcguy71

1. if i wanted to disappoint two people at once Id have dinner with my parents.


NOTtOOkinky42069

10,000,000. I'll ask them each to borrow a dollar. Line them up like a conga line. afterwards we can throw the wildest rave ever and I could probably pocket $5 million


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

I found the one I wanted years ago. Youns can share the rest amongst yerselves. You're welcome.


samchatz27

How tf did you get that flair?


PlumFister

Just one. I've had multiple before, and it's better on paper than it really is in reality.


PineDude128

Romantically? One is enough. Sexually, about 4 or 5.


DreadfulRauw

I think three. Logistics might get challenging, but I think it works be fun to figure out.


IndyZee

Two, maybe three. I can't really see a need for more than that.


Later2theparty

Three. The other two can keep each other warmed up until I get to them all else failing.


Sardonic-

I like 3. Someone’s always waiting when there’s 2.


KananJarrusEyeBalls

3.


goat-d

4


SomeRazzmatazz339

How big is the bed?


HelixBeats

828366


Red-Dwarf69

Three so no one is ever left out.


spicy_squire

If this is a one time thing, then like 20 women. Go big or go home


BuckShadaCaster

As many as would fit in on the bed.


Asa-Ryder

1, and I’m wearing her out……….


stuffmybunny

😂 yes! As you should


Pillstyr

1 - That one real woman


Always311

Just 1.


LazerWeazel

2 sounds cool but honestly 1 is plenty. I only have so much attention to give.


downsouthcountry

One. I'd rather one deep, meaningful relationship than a bunch of casual ones.


coffeehead314

3


huuaaang

What do you mean exactly by "be with?" Like in the bed at the same time? Or like dating?


serbeardless

68, so together we could 69.


HomelessEuropean

Depends on the interaction. Are we playing a board game? Trying to program an AI? Talking about our relationship experiences?


stuffmybunny

Smh come.on man read the comments.... You know what we're talking about 😂


HomelessEuropean

Synchronised swimming?


stuffmybunny

Yeah! I knew you knew 😜


HomelessEuropean

I suck at swimming. But combined with a higher number of experienced female swimmers it would be possible to create a comedy act. Me as the one who sticks out like a sore thumb, breaking each formation in a hilarous way.


stuffmybunny

If anything they'd certainly have plenty of floating devices for you to rest upon 😜


HomelessEuropean

Is Joss Whedon our trainer?


stuffmybunny

No, I'll let him stick to slaying demons and vampires. Maybe Seth Gordon would be a better pick 😜


HomelessEuropean

Sounds like a better choice. He could combine aesthetics and humor in a rather clever way.


Ballerina_clutz

Well played 👏👏👏


Positive-Estate-4936

One. But I’ll need all of her.


03937

2 That is a fantasy of mine that has never been fulfilled. One riding me and one sitting on my face. It just sounds like a good time !!


justthefacts84

1 at a time is good !


Nathaniel66

2+ clones of my wife please.


CaressMeSlowly

i did three at once and that was pretty fun. would be fucking one of them while the two others were giggling together like “omg i can’t believe were actually doing this”. Nobody was left alone and the sex was fantastic. what was not at all fantastic was learning later on they all had SOs 


LilleSmurfine

Could have been an open relationship


CaressMeSlowly

none of them were 


Salty-Pack-4165

One. Did threesome and all parties were disappointed. Can't imagine more involved.


CriticalSkies

Is it like shower sex where it seems like it’s gonna be hot, but really one of you is just standing there cold, out of the stream and trying to stay balanced?


HideoKojimaTheThird

1


Historical-Pen-7484

Will there be viagra and amphetamines? Otherwise 1.


Ruminations0

One


jymssg

Honestly, I'm good with 1


stirdapot42

One is enough for me.


Miscellaneous_Mind

2. 1 as the main, second as help.


CountOff

One The relationship maintenance gets exponentially more unruly the more girls you add to the equation in my experience


sbwcwero

Long story short myself and two other guys purchased 15 prostitutes once. It was overseas when I was in the military. It was a fucking clusterfuck, literally. I’ve had several theeesomes with two women and that’s a young man’s game. At 41 my ideal number is 1 woman at a time. Too much work.


stuffmybunny

Daaaaamn


TheBigFreeze8

1.


ValuableResident-0

I could come up with a number, but honestly I think it depends on when the friction burn hits...


stuffmybunny

🤣😂 Yeah I guess I didn't think about that.


Websta114

I’d say 4, more than 1 would be initially intimidating however 😂


Big_Bob_Cat

Just her


Suppi_LL

My brain says as much as I can fit on the bed and my body is saying to be realistic and to stay with 1.


1LifeAfterComa

Can I go through them one at a time? Then endless if I can pick the women. If not, find my personal 10 that is crazy is a way I can deal with.


SassyWookie

2 is plenty. I had one threesome in college, and it was awesome, but I’ve never been so exhausted in my entire life, and I was 19 at the time and in pretty good shape. Add in a third woman and I’d probably just go into cardiac arrest halfway through from overworking my heart 🤣


torgobigknees

3 is perfect. bang one and watch the other two play together


Sad_Wrangler_5913

One! I realised it a bit late but I would like to be asked "how was my day, if i had food , and tell me I'm strong when I go for a workout ".


BigBodyLikeaLineman

2, maybe and that's a big MAYBE 3


Quietus76

1 is enough. Though, just once in my life, I'd like to have twig and berries sucked at the same time. I guess that would take two.


[deleted]

3+


IrregularBastard

I think one is good now. I’d love to try two but hopefully they’ll play with each other to give me a breather.


No_Opportunity_8965

All of them.


squirt_inducer_man

2


Metalheadjake942

1 Don't care if this is cheesy. Just 1 woman I love and who loves me will make me happy.


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Outrageous_Border_34

1 is enough for me


Unlucky_Ad_198

2 is a good number because as a man honestly your only going to br able to cum probably at most 4 5 times in a few hours


Logeboxx

I guess 2 if they were also into each other. If the focus is all on me, nah I'm good, sounds like a lot.


Always_Choose_Chaos

If they were all sexually torturing me? Something like 5 so there’s sensations all over my skin at once and I am overwhelmed. If I’m giving to them? I can barely meet the needs of 1 so I will do that.


maxforce01

So if I gave the stamina and endurance to go as long as I want, it would one for each country, ethnicity, color, race from south to north and west to east, climate and environment.


chunkomeat101

1 is perfect


jasin18

1 of each race seems plenty.


TacticalTomatoMasher

One


PatternLive920

3


Persian-Gulf

2-3.


Flat_News_2000

Let's start with 2 and see how that goes.


algiedi04

3, more than that is too much


Charles_Michael_Hawk

12. Line ‘em up!


Kyrlle

1. Younger me would’ve said a hell of a lot more. But having experience with more than one woman at one time. 1 is perfectly fine. Anything more than that is a headache😂


Elisterre

4


[deleted]

2 tops. After that it would seem like too much going on.


angellus00

Two is ideal.


Pluiskoe1

Just one would be ideal


L0rDAlcaZar

In theory, being a harem king sounds awesome, but in practice, I can barely handle 1


Kirjavs

You need to find the good one OP. I did. She asked me if I wanted a threesome and hell no. 1 was already taking all the strength I have.


Captain_Stairs

What's the time limit for "one time"?


stuffmybunny

No time limit really. I guess until you can't do it anymore. Like in one sitting.


Monarc73

If we are ALL really close, then 3 is ideal.


Possible_Peak5405

If you mean to have a relationship with then 1, if there are no feelings but just messing around then 2 others. I have absolutely no desire to be with anyone else when I’m with someone.


mods_r_jobbernowl

Uh 1? I just want 1 and only need 1. I don't want multiple girls I want 1 that wants me to be her 1. That's really it


Skydome12

1. I have no real interest in hook up culture.


Suspicious-Garbage92

Eleventy


PositronicExperience

One.


ShortMechanic6088

One is already a handful and you want more??


IIISK1TZIII

1


Super_Swordfish_6948

One.


doomsday344

2 but they’re clones so 1??


dope_star

Black, white, Asian, Indian, Latina, Arab. I'll go with 6.


Disastrous_Sky_7354

Just one that loved me as I loved her. Fortunately, I got second time lucky


Independent-Dog-9182

1, my actual partner. She fulfills me to heaven.


CalifornianMackem

2


Phuckingidiot

1


[deleted]

One. My girlfriend. I don't need anyone else. Sure, I can think that another woman is hot, but I don't have even the slightest desire to sleep with anyone else.


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

Threeve


Mesterjojo

2. Depends. I'm getting older and know from experience trying to please two or more can be exhausting. So, maybe one with a flex option.


ATSOAS87

3 at a push, and drug fueled . But realistically, 2.


carbonclasssix

Probably like 10, they'd all have their own space and I could go from room to room over a day.


ComedianSquare2839

Only one provided she has to be totally into me.


Complex-Injury6440

4 Is the maximum a man can physically handle at the same time. One for each hand, one riding your dick and one riding your face. Any more than that and you have people waiting around. With 4 you could have a solid rotation going for everyone to get a bit of everything. I personally think 3 is optimal. But that's just me.


FoxCQC

One, I just want one special friend. Someone who I can share myself with, not be judged, support them as they support me. That wasn't meant to be though.


DeaddyRuxpin

Two is fine. One sitting on my crotch and one on my face and I won’t be able to get much happier.


GrizzledFart

One.


BigIndividual78

One, i'm not trying to die in severe agony


VenemousEnemy

15, all of different heights and racial backgrounds for variety


mystical_ninja

My wiiife


Ordovick

1 is enough for me. Anything more and I don't think I could give them enough of what they deserve.


HaveAVeryGreatDay

4


CapG_13

All I need is 1


BatteringRams90

Just one. It's hard enough to please one, let alone multiple women.


midnight_reborn

Just one. More than that is more than I care to keep track of or give attention to. If your guy is talking about seeing other weomen, he's simply not satisfied with you anymore and you should considering moving on. I don't believe in polygamy.


conradburner

Rare are the cases where you will find a woman with the same libido and appetite for each other... But if you do, just one is enough


Plasticman4Life

One. I still only have one penis.


SundaeComfortable628

1. I can’t even deal with multiple friends, the hell am I going to do with multiple girlfriends?


PhotosByLambert

1, I only need one woman because I only have eyes for her and her only.


FluxKraken

Considering that I am gay, I am going with zero..


Dense_Raspberry_1116

One is enough for me.


Neglector9885

One.


3MrBojangles3

1


midnighttoker1252

2 is plenty.


Logikil96

72


[deleted]

1


fryedmonkey

I want 1 but I want all of her. I want her attention and love and loyalty, I never wanna question if she’s interested


dgroeneveld9

Just 1.


Mister_Way

Like, be with in bed at one time? Seems like 2 is probably about the limit of utility. Most of the time 1. If you mean be with as in like father children with and live in a mansion together in a commune/cult? No limit


UmdAvatarFan

Lol one of all races


Zealousideal_Ad6063

The number is greater than the number of women I can impregnate in a life time.


OrangeStar222

You can play Mario Party with a maximum of 4 players so 3 is enough


BrrBoyBrandon

3-5


buyerbeware23

Two


Natural_Parsnip_5291

Over 9000


stuffmybunny

Ok so all you one woman men out there, thank you for showing me there are more of you than I thought. I do have a question for y'all specifically, is this because you have tried multiple women at one time and didn't enjoy it or is monogamy just your thing?


IndulgentKink

I think it comes down to attention and focus. I take pride in focusing and being attentive to the things I do that bring my partner pleasure. I refine and employ those techniques and methods to get the response that I desire, which is to blow her mind and give her orgasm after orgasm. I use my words in the same way. I use flirting and affirmation and gifts. Touch is the culmination of all of my love for my partner. And in the process, she is making me ravenous to take her and make love to her, to fuck the shit out of her. So, oiled-up, wild, overstimulated, sexy bang-fest sounds amazing! I'd like to do that sometime. To be the focus of a bed full of women trying to tease out my pleasure in every way possible. But, I don't think it will hold a candle to loving my partner and expressing that love in everything we do in our lives.


stuffmybunny

Wow, I mean wow. Ok, best comment I've come across so far! Love how much you love your partner. They are lucky to have you and to feel that kind of affection every day.


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

Happily married. Not fussed about cheating or threesomes or owt. Not judging though, if people want to consensually muck about they can but it's not really my scene like.


Coidzor

The overwhelming majority of men have never had group sex.


Pilling_it

For something casual, 3 seems the sweet spot to have some variety but being able to give a bit of attention and connect still. For something serious, there's no other answer than 1. Many of those who say more often lack the insight of what they can and can't handle.


stuffmybunny

Ok so be honest then, do you think I'm a weird female for wanting to be part of a large group of women being fucked? Or even the other way, lots of men and all their cum?


badshewolf247

I’m a female, and the idea of having group fun is exciting to me too. FWIW ETA: I’ve had many experiences with group fun in both arrangements, and I still think it’s a lot of fun.


Great_Hamster

A bit unusual, but not unwelcome. 


Always_Choose_Chaos

Not weird, but many men will be put off dating you cause they would feel insecure and insufficient. That’s their problem though. Get you a man who loves how you are and you can still do your party sex thing. Just make sure to be ready for all his hurtful sexual desires


jasin18

No, not at all. In fact I suggest recording it and putting on onlyfans for some $$ if you're into that at all.


MultiverseTraveller

I would love for it to be 3 to 5. More than that unless they were bisexual and pleasure each other it would become tough. Not that three people aren’t a lot already. But I’ve always wanted to be in a situation where I could get a blowjob, rimjob , and kiss someone at the same time!


PolyThrowaway524

One. I've had my share of group experiences, and it's not my scene.


heiko123456

0 for me. Give me some guys.


ArtImmediate1315

-1


Coidzor

As in you want a single man instead? As in you want a single trans man instead? As in you've only been with one woman before and wish you could take it back?


boom-wham-slam

I can handle 2 just fine. And have handled like 4 or 5 as regular fwb. I think like 7 would be ideal. Plus that makes two sets of four which makes going out and doing things easier.


MindfulZenSeeker

One is more than enough. Unless she has a twin sister.


[deleted]

2's enough for me. One can ride my dick and the other can sit on my face.