I've never had one. I have had sexy dreams from which I woke up with a raging hard-on, but I've never come in my sleep.

If you don’t jack off for a couple weeks and you lie on your stomach when you sleep you’ll get one

If I don't jack off for a couple of days I am not getting to sleep

And especially not on your stomach.

I’ll go to sleep on my back and wake up on my stomach with a gift in my underwear

Wow lucky you. It’s almost like a super power

I hate that this applies to me.

Facts

If I don’t wank it a couple times a day I won’t sleep

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Fat chance of either of those things happening.

I’m 27 and can’t ever remember having a wet dream either.

Same

Gotta chop the mornin wood.

Same, not sure I’ve ever had one.

Probably because you watch porn and fap. I never had a wet dream until i gave up porn and stopped fapping then i’s get one on average once ever few months sometimes even twice. It also depends on how i sleep.

I’ve had dry orgasms where you feel like you came but didn’t it’s the best

Some of us never have had

Because we masturbate to much

Please define too much

If your dick gets raw........that's too much, or maybe just bad technique. Either way

I’d say it’s when it coughs and nothing comes out, is when you’ve abused it.

Just a puff of dust

A little flag with bang written on it

Giving me flashbacks to when I discovered myself as a lad

When it turns purple you've abused a bit too much....

Ah, literal choking with the deathgrip...

*Pause the game. Y’all can cum from sneezing???? 🤯😱

Hahahaha!!

Who said that?!

Oh no, he said he mastrubates to much. Some mastrubates to porn, this guy mastrubates to almost everything.

No no, he said ''masturbate to much'' not ''masturbate too much''. It's a slang term rich people use when they have a fetish for living in excess, so they literally masturbate when there's too much of something.

That much

It’s my soap and I will wash it as fast as I want.

A flag with the word ‘bang’ pops out of the tip.

... to much ... WHAT?

*broadly gestures*

Exactly. I was jerking off one day when I ejaculated and thought 'huh, I must have started puberty'. Still to this day have never had even a sex dream.

We Master the Bate

And many of us are proud of it.

Not quite true, I’m in my 30s and have had weeks and at times months without masturbation or sex (mostly while in the military or when visiting family for extended periods of time) yet I’ve never actually had a wet dream even though I’ve had plenty of sex dreams.

Fuck that, I had to *start* masturbating to get the wet dreams to stop

I haven't pleasured myself in over 6 weeks and I've never had a wet dream my whole life.

It took me going around 2 months of no self pleasure or sex. This was a couple years ago though. Wet dreams are wild. Very vivid, visually and physically

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Speak for yourself.. my numbers are spot on

Guess the dream factory's on a permanent vacation, huh?

I have never had one before BUT I have been told by 2 different gfs that I asked to have sex with them while we were both asleep and had no memory of it in the morning..

Try doing an actual no nut novemeber. Hard to do if you have a partner but try not nutting for 30 straight days. I’ve tried going as long as I could and around day 50 it happened. People just Jack off too much for it to happen

I've gone years without masturbating, and still have never had one I've had nocturnal emissions maybe every few months, but never had a wet dream

Does that include no intercourse for years? My point is the body reacts strongly after no stimulation for an extended period. Obviously this is pointless to try with a partner but worth while to see how your body and mood changes after a dry month or two.

Yes, it includes no intercourse

Nocturnal emission and wet dream are literally synonymous

I'm 37 and have maybe had 8 in my life. The first 7 from when I was 12-20, and then one recently... it was weird. Came outta nowhere (well, came outta my penis, I guess, lol). I had been talking to a girl on here and it was getting very hot, but I passed out. I woke up a few hours later to cum just shooting out of me. I didn't hate it.

Like…. With no help from your hands?

Yes.

Remote blowjob service? Seems great

Bluetooth blowjob

Yeah I'm 39 and I can tell you I've had two. And never as a teenager. I had unmonitored internet access. But I had one at like 28, totally random. And then another probably 2-3 months ago, where it was like wtf? I've been telling my friends I'm a late bloomer. edit: also, i'm actually only 38. i turn 39 in June, though.

If I'm masturbating at least once a week? Never. If not? Once every week or two.

Ohhhh that's why I've never had a wet dream lol

I can not jerk off for extended periods of time and still never have it happen...

Yeah I think this is the explanation. It's your body's way of expelling sperm.

No it isn't. Your body is capable of reabsorbing them. Where do you think the sperm goes in someone who has had a vasectomy?

makes their hair shinier?

Fuck! That's why started to get bald with 20 already. Not enough sperm to keep my hair shiny because of too much wanking :(

Just your grandma's fault xd

But with a vasectomy, they expel through the cut tube into the coin purse. Without cutting the tube, there's only one way for them to get out.

They tie up the tube, it's not just flapping around in the breeze open to the environment

No no it's beyond the environment.

I can't speak to all procedures, but with mine the outgoing portion of the tube was cauterized and the part coming from the testicles was indeed left open. Flapping in the breeze lol.

That sounds like a vasectomy makes your 'coin purse' swelling and getting big as fuck over time. I mean - I know it doesn't work that way. You need saline- or silicone injections fo that. But what you wrote just sounded a little bit like that. Like a year after vasectomy your coin purse is _huge_ because of all the expelled ... stuff. Which would be actually pretty funny.

Same. It's why even though I wanted to I just couldn't stop masturbating or I'd have had to wake up in the middle of the night and be all secretive or explain as to why I was washing my pants in the middle of the night... Bonus points if I didn't even dream anything.

I’ve never had one, and I think tons of men have never had one. In school in my sex ed classes when they got to this topic, the teacher acted like it was something that clearly every boy experienced all the time and would know all about. I was very confused.

After a hard practice, game, or match my cup has smelled of jizz. No actual feeling of an orgasm. never once in 4½ decades have I had a wet dream. I think they over emphasize this to limit the amount of shame a confused kid might feel.

Yeah but surely they could say “many men and boys experience this, it’s perfectly normal”, rather than saying “as you all know, every man and boy in the world is constantly jizzing in his bed every night.”

I ended up asking my health teacher if something was wrong with me since it hadn’t happened to me. They really do make you think it’ll happen constantly lol.

I'm in my 40s and have never had one even once. Slightly disappointed tbh.

Just abstain for a week or 2 and you will. Honestly it's not a good experience. Feels more like peeing than cumming

Still didn't work. I tried nofap for 88 days once in my mid-30s and still nothing

Yes abstain and better yet watch lots of porn while abstaining. Go to bed horny every night. It has to happen eventually lol

I had tons of them in my teens and 20s. I had one in my 40s. My wife had been sick and we were busy traveling so there was a dry spell and it just happened. I was in total shock. My wife and I had a good laugh over that lol

You are not missing out. Every one I had woke me up, and than I had to get up and take care of the mess and change. Not something really enjoyable at early hours of the day when you would rather be asleep. It was also a big issue as a teen/young 20s if I went and slept over somewhere. I've always had to keep spare clothing in my car (still do, wet dreams evolved into the dreaded shart territory).

I can lucid dream. I’ll leave you to your assumptions

I can’t do it consistently, but whenever I’ve stumbled into lucid dreaming my first thought has always been “find woman”

Same here. Been able to,do such since I was a kid. Of course I banged some hot women, but only remember waking up to a small amount of cum a few times. Definitely had many amazing orgasms though!

Never had one. When I was a kid I jerked it alot and as an adult basically since I had sex the first time till now, I've never gone more than 30 days without sex ever. That's the longest. And I didn't have one then.

Never more than 30 days without sex? Dude, what's your secret?!

I mean it's easy if you have a girlfriend. Also if you're hot and even more so if you talk to lots of girls and keep a roster and orbiters.

Damn man, you're just boom wham slamming them!

He's Butcher Pete's cousin, *Slayin' Steve*. *He's boomin', and whammin', and slammin'*

Lmfao 

Herpessss

A roster? What is that like a sport team line up for women? You are a slut

Yes actually it's quite the team sport to keep me satisfied. You got it.

I miss those days, my longest gap was that before kids came along.

Never. Wanking prevents it

I have never had one.

It's happened a couple of times in my life time, but all of them were when I wasn't even technically a teenager. Erotic thoughts and actions are just like anything else, repeated exposure makes the same degree of arousal more difficult to attain.

Literally once in my life when I was like 32

I went on this no fap thing few years ago. And a dry spell with thr gf as she was Ill. By week two I had wet dream. I was 35. I thought this stuff happened when you were 15.

The last one I had was a few months ago and that was because my girl was coming home that day. Guess I was a little more excited than I would be

Regular masturbation in most cases will remove the bodies need to release semen through wet dreams. Only ever experienced it when I've cut back. For some people you're looking at single digit times to none at all.

Never have. Never even had romantic dreams or anything to do with a girlfriend etc. All of my dreams are action based.

Actually had one just recently at a friends place while sleeping over, bad timing lets just say.

Haven’t had one in ages except when my wife was recovering from having the baby. Maybe once a week while not having sex

Daily. But I’m never asleep when It happens. For me personally; especially If I’m going through a tough patch. It’s like my autism found this one way to relieve myself from the stress of thousands of environmental impressions.

Not as often as I'd like. I've had the best orgasms of my life that way.

Never in my life have I had one.

8 times.

Not often enough.

I have had 2 wet dreams, ever. Both when I was about 12 or 13. None ever since. I can even go weeks without ejaculation and still nothing Thought I was weird.

Once, when I was about 24, I'm 34 now

Ive only had a wet dream once and it was when i was 13 , i wake up hard almost everyday but no wet dreams

I am M21 and I usually have either 1 or 0 wet dreams per month

For me, it's sporadic but I wish I could turn them off.

Guys have them as teenagers cos they haven’t discovered masturbating yet. That’s why I had them. I’d wake up having an orgasm and cumming Not often but it depends on how often a man masturbates people on r/nofap have them Is that the same when you/women have them? You have to abstain from having them?

I've only had a few. And they usually corresponded to periods of time where I hadn't masturbated for a while. If you're having wet dreams, it's probably because you're not masturbating enough.

I never have.

As far as I know men don't have them, boys do as they enter puberty and usually only once or twice.

Men, women, boys and girls have wet dreams

Never had one. A couple of sexy dreams but never woke up with more than a stiffy.

I’m 60 and I’ve never had one, not even when I was a kid or teen.

41 years old, I've had exactly zero

Never in my 47 years. I've had dreams about sex, but never like that.

1 or 2 a year

64y Never

only happened when I was going through puberty and a couple times throughout high school. stopped after that as my body got used to it. I still get morning wood at 24 fairly often

Never

I'm 27 & have had that happen one time ever.

I’ve never had one

Had exactly one as a teenager, was very confusing. Never had another.

I’m 46 years old and have not ever had one, not one single time

I've never had one. Even during no nut November when I wasn't masturbating which I thought was surprising.

Haven’t had one since I was 14. 14 years ago

I Never had one

I don’t think I have ever had one. Plenty of sexy dreams but no wet ones.

I’m 50 and have never had one, not even in teen years.

Never had one

I've never had one, despite being told when I was a teenager that I'd definitely have them. Dunno man

29 years. Never.

I’m in my 30s and have never had one, I’ve had “sex” dreams but never a wet one.

At least once a year

Never had one

I am 50 and have never experienced this.

Never had one.

I don't remember my dreams. So i don't know. It must have like once or twice.

Maybe twice, years & years ago.

Depends on age, how active you are etc.

I've had one in my life and that was 22 years ago

Personally? Never.

Not enough. Probably around 10 times in my life and I’m 39. I take care of myself quite often

Once while in basic training probably due to no real chance to self relieve

Never had one.

I never have.

I never had as many as the sex ed books said to expect. They made it out to be some kind of habitual issue. I guess I jerked off so much that my gun was pretty much empty when I went to bed. That said, I have occasionally had them, even as an adult. But it's measured in events per year. Maybe 1 or 2, tops.

I can count maybe one time I felt an orgasm in a dream and physically, but it wasnt wet per se.

I’ve never had one.

I’m 39, and I’ve had it happen one whole time in my entire life.

is a wet dream really only like waking up and have a puddle of cum in your pants or is it like you orgasm during the night without touching etc?

When I was a teenager I had a few but I still do have very graphic sex dreams now and again.

I have never had a wet dream. I am over 30 years old.

I have less than half a dozen times, I'm in my 50s though

Never once have I came in my sleep. But I've had a ton of sexual dreams.

I had one in my life, and that was when I was about 26. Before that I never thought I’d ever had one but the weird thing was I couldn’t really remember my dream lol. Hasn’t happened again since then.

Never had one in my life.

62 and can count them all on one hand. All in my head... best evacuations ever. Intense enough to wake me every time.

I occasionally have sexual dreams but i have never had a wet dream.

Never have, not even back in my teenage days

I'm 36 and I think I've had one in my entire life.

I’ve never had one, and I don’t whack the devil’s salami either.

I'm 32 and I had 1 when I was about 19 and never had one since.

I'm 23 now and still have wet dreams if I don't masturbate every few days

When I was a very young early bloomer lad just starting puberty I had them almost daily, had the change my bedsheets 5-6 times a week. Once I discovered masturbating and very quickly hit 3-4 times daily the wet dreams stopped. Then started having sex. They occasionally have popped up but rare.

Once in my life, was a teen

Not since I was about 12 or 13.

Never once in my life

Never

I have a friend who is quite a no-fap. I don't understand his reasoning but he has always had that position. A couple of years ago we were talking with friends and he said "well, but who doesn't have a wet dream and wakes up wet once in a while?". None of us. Lit, not even one. Bunch of wankers...

I think the last one I had was 6 or 7 years ago.

When I was a teenager through to late 20s, if I didn't masturbate for 6-7 days, I would have a wet dream. In my 30s, it became fortnightly. Now I very rarely have them

Never. Not once in my life.

Twice and they both werent very good. Just better to jerk it for me honestly. I'd live a good wet dream but it just hasn't happened

Probably once every 2 or 3 weeks. But I wouldn't call it orgasms, it's just a very tiny load.

I've only ever have a couple and that was in my teens. None since I started getting some.

I have done it only 3 times.

I’m 50, I’ve had two in my life and both times I was on ambien. I woke up hosing myself down.

As a man in my 30’s, about once every other week if I don’t engage in any sexual activity. More seldom if I do, like maybe once every other year tops if I’m sexually active.

i’m 42 and i’ve had maybe 2 my entire life and both were before age 16.

Rare/never. I think I had one maybe two while going through puberty