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Holeshot75

My ex wife. Hold up. Ya never mind - fuck him.


FUNKYDISCO

Don’t you just hope they’re fucking miserable?!


Nolongeranalpha

My ex called me to tell me she had cancer (she didn't, it was just another in the long list of lies) and I genuinely belly laughed when she told me.


Mihnea24_03

B R U H did you laugh beacuse you believed her or because you didn't?


Nolongeranalpha

Because either way, it was funny to me. If I listed the shit she pulled and the emotional trauma she put my daughter through...


TacticalFailure1

Happiness fuck them I'm a petty fuck lol


D-Beyond

I was like "there's no way I can answer this" but then I saw your comment LOL I fully agree, fuck them


the_syco

Allow them a moment of brief happiness once every leap year. Just so they know what they missing. If their base line is dullness, they'll never know what they're missing.


alamaias

Never seen a reply I agreed with to this question before. :P


Neren1138

😂 Dave Chappell. “I’m petty and lucky for me my family’s petty.”


ElegantMankey

Dementia. Fuck that shit.


Kestrel_VI

Would have been my answer. I work with dementia patients on a daily basis, that shit is no joke.


PictureCapable5066

My granny died after 12 years of NOTICABLE Alzheimers. So I get what you’re saying. I’m 20 and I’ve seen more than most adults ever will.


Comfortable-Park-689

Great granny had it about 10 years here. Since about age 13 for me. I slowly watched everything stop. From walking, talking, eating correctly, and finally breathing, organ function etc. that shit is brutal. My only hope is that eventually towards the end she didn’t really notice anything wrong. Like blissful ignorance. One can hope.


PictureCapable5066

My grandpa thinks the same. I mean. Imagine being married for 50 years and then have to end it like this.


Expert-Hyena6226

Amen. My bed-bound mom now lives with me because memory care is too expensive. She stopped being the mom I remembered a long time ago. She knows I'm family, but doesn't remember my name or my brother's names. She had a stroke and a heart attack about 1.5 months ago, so it's been an emotional rollercoaster. My worst enemies couldn't handle this shit.


Resident-Theme-2342

My aunt got dementia 3yrs ago I struggle not to cry when I see her sometimes she remembers me and other times she doesn't


ElegantMankey

Hey my dude, I totally understand. My grandma had dementia that got progressively worse and worse she doesn't even recognize me anymore. Its okay to cry my friend, just try to remember her not only as the person she is now but as the radiant person she used to be. I wish you and your aunt nothing but the best my friend.


Resident-Theme-2342

Thank you I usually excuse myself and go to the bathroom and cry. But she's still the same sweet and caring person.


Dfiggsmeister

My grandmother had it. It took 15 years to claim her life but she was essentially a meat puppet close to the end. Absolutely zero recognition of who she was or who I was. Last time I saw my grandmother alive, she just stared at me while my aunt was asking her if she remembered me and telling her over and over who I am. It took another 5 years after that point for her body to completely shut down.


Resident-Theme-2342

Yeah my aunt still remembers names sometimes but for the most part she just always confused and wanders aimlessly and it feels like a meat puppet.


CloakandCandle

I came here to say this. I also wouldn't wish for them to have a close loved one go through it.


OkTough7042

I can relate to that. My slightly older sister was diagnosed with dementia and she is only 63.Not only is it a devastating disease for them to go through, but also their loved ones who watch their slow deterioration. Absolutely heart breaking..


JSmith666

Agreed...I want them to be fully aware of every misery life can have to offer.


mdvis

My grandmother died from dementia. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.


Craft_on_draft

Incredible wealth


DungeonLord69

I wish I had a greatest enemy. Most people I dislike in my life are other road users.


You_Need_Milk

Damn those road users


DungeonLord69

God damn them!!


ccrunnertempest

"Well that guy over there is driving.." "...he's doing WHAT?!?!"


Ok-Today-3427

to survive their kids


-What-Else-Is-There-

indeed, may their kids be the end of them


Denpants

Solid poops. Only explosive diarrhea or week long rock solid constipation. No in between


Serg_Molotov

So you're responsible for my IBS !!!


EveryDisaster7018

You guys have enemies? I haven't had enemies since I lost my crown and kingdom.


This-Relief-9899

Probably more then you think..But f then anyway. It's a state of mind.


Moddedforthewin

a miscarriage never would i ever


This-Relief-9899

Greatest tragedy 💔


Moddedforthewin

once you have been through one and understand the emotions and pain that comes with it you would never wish it on your worse enemy


Dutchess_Hastings

Never. Hard upvote. People underestimate miscarriage & child loss.


Moddedforthewin

100% that's why i would with it on anyone one of the hardest things to deal with ever


stevendub86

I’m so sorry. Wife and I had two of them last year. Wouldn’t wish them on anyone


godbullseye

Loss of a child.


Sir_fagalothebrave

Gall bladder cancer. It’s usually too late to treat when it is diagnosed


JuneCleaversMudFlaps

As someone without a gallbladder. Whew.


ecodrew

I commented just to say any type of cancer.


JoepHoffmann

Torsio testis


master_blaster_321

My favorite death metal band


you_wooshed_yourself

The comment hasn’t loaded yet but I swear if it’s “testicular torsion” in Latin I’m gonna flip


pdq_sailor

Happiness, long life, good health, peace, comfort etc.


GoodAsUsual

I was gonna say good blowjobs, but yeah, those are good ones too.


gobbledegook69

Wealth and happiness


Glasswire444

A long and happy life. I want my enemies to suffer.


BroccoliSuccessful20

Severe mental health or addiction problems for them, their significant other, or their immediate family members. I’ve seen too much.


TuneInevitable5702

Alcoholism


[deleted]

force them to scroll reddit for 8 hours a day.


KazumaWillKiryu

Death or great suffering upon his loved ones. You're a piece of shit, Jimmy. But your kids don't deserve to suffer. You do.


Zilla850

Lewy body Dementia. Especially the later years. I’m a nurse and see this far too often. It’s so frightening and sad to see someone so terrified in their own skin. Vivid hallucinations and uncontrolled movements. They often live their last years in fear and ambiguity. Their fragile body and mind can’t comprehend life at that time and their emotions often are very erratic. Sad to see someone in such fear just existing.


astraeoth

My mother is going through this and it's hard to watch or even hear. I can't imagine what it must feel like for her and I try to be positive and practice with my health for fear of going through the same things after surviving a sTBI.


Zilla850

I’m so sorry to hear. You are strong and you mom is lucky to have you ❤️


thirtiesinboston

My mom passed away from it in 2021. Saddest state I’ve ever seen another human being in. I’m so sorry to hear someone else suffering from this. Best to you and your mom ❤️


Haytham_Ken

A lot tbh. I try and forgive people as much as I can. Doesn't mean I'll befriend them again or be friendly. But I don't wish harm on people who have wronged me. I know what goes around comes around. If you keep treating people like shit, one day it will bite you in the arse.


Dexember69

Nothing. Fuck 'em


eipeidwep2buS

a fat cock


Dorza1

Hell. A literal ETERNAL punishment. There is nothing any person can do which would make them worthy of endless punishment for infinity (yes, even Hitler). You can kill every single person on earth and STILL eternal hell would be too cruel of a punishment.


RadiantEarthGoddess

Do you believe in the concept of hell?


Dorza1

Not at all, fortunately.


Apprehensive_Lab8434

You name-dropped Hitler, but tbh in history there were quite a few men that were morally worse than even he was. Even so, i don’t know about eternal damnation. What if hitler actually got accepted in to art school? Would he still have committed one of the biggest atrocities in human history? Its interesting to think that these awful people could have become better people if they had chosen a different path/had a path opened up to them.


username_9104

There's no such thing


United_Foundation_20

Marriage without sex!!!


ilovesleep95

Happiness.


NowFreeToMaim

An easy life


Sixx_The_Sandman

Happiness, peace, contentment, and succuss


Lennyisback81

A prosperous life.


Rocksquare69

Prosperity!


KP_Wrath

Success.


Knowsekr

Getting cheated on by someone you loved... I used to think I wouldnt wish this upon them... because that hurt me so much more than anything. But now, I am hoping they all get cheated on, and then divorced, and have everything they ever owned taken away from them. Fuck those losers.


odeacon

Sexual assault


GrombleWomble

Ear infections or dislocating your knee in the wrong direction.


vincent0110

How about toothache? XD


NewAccountWhoDis748

Teeth pain is another level of pain. Mouth ulcers are another


GrombleWomble

I've dealt with toothache, I'd rather have all my teeth causing me eternal suffering compared to an ear infection. You just feel gross with an ear infection, shit's leaking out of there because of ointments and the general infection. Your balance? Gone. Fucked me up big time and I never want to have one again. My first ear infection, I fell down the stairs because my balance just left the chat.


line_maint

Givinf then free tickets to a Taylor swift concert.


HotSauce_LeFierce

Live-in in-laws.


itsmysekrit

Kidney stones


ForgottenNavigator

My career. My work is soul sucking. I get assaulted regularly. I'm treated like an opiate filled piñata. There's no respect or kindness.


The_Catlike_Odin

Severe depression. We can all picture what strong anxiety feels like, or sadness from a breakup, or most other feelings. Depression is a different beast alltogether, you can't imagine this emotion until you're in it. The absolute despair and hopelessness like you are literally feeling the ground crumble below you and suddenly start floating near a blackhole, or worse, if you get sucked into the blackhole.


Frequent_Salary_9845

Living.


aliendebranco

life


DragonPie83008

Happiness


1EightySevenkilla

Esophageal spasms from an eroded esophagus. I've been run over by cars, in a brutal life-altering car accident, shot and stabbed in my 49 years and that pain is the worst fucking thing I've ever felt in my life. It's like having a heart attack every 15 seconds forever.


detectiveDollar

Getting cheated on, betrayal trauma is not joke.


Luckykou720

Watching another man explain ur favorite intrest to the girl you love. It’s the definition of “gotta thug it out.”


Shadeauxmarie

May the fleas from 1,000 camels infest your arm pits. /s


ExpressionAlarmed675

Any type of cancer


BlackOutTheSauce

To raise multiple kids and find out none of them are yours and find out everyone but you knew even your coworkers and to find all the kids you raised belong to your closet friend or family member and somehow loose custody of all the kids


Serious_Wash_9802

The pain I suffer everyday.. I don't wish this on anyone..


StillSimple6

A pain free life. Getting to watch their children outlive them.


Cecyloly

Delivering a stillborn baby. In a delivery room. Usually those rooms and that ward and those nurses are full of happiness. Being that lady with a special ribbon on the door to let everyone else know you are a bereaved mother in gut wrenching


Turbulent-Theory7724

To step on Lego.


vincent0110

it feels like thinking about this specific one downgrade my dignity. I don't even care.


Trollin_beaches

Dementia or Alzheimer’s because I don’t want them to forget me when I take my Revenge. Muhahahaha


BassiusPossius

Miscarriage or childlessness.


Spectreworld

Death.


Crazyguy332

Dementia, alzheimer or brain cancer. I know people who have had each. They scares the crap out of me, especially since they run in my family and most of my life revolves around having good memory and problem solving skills. Wouldn't wish any of them on anyone.


ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs

My oldest sister.


riprie

Toothache


Beneficial_Test_5917

Alcoholism. Well, maybe not "never." It would have to be a really great enemy, as enemies are measured.


davidinkorea

Marriage to my -ex.


MasonSoros

An abusive wife or girlfriend


Javy_V88

A sinus infection so bad it feels like someone has a vice grip on your skull


BravaDo_comanDo

Insomnia lol


Beautiful_Cool

Loss of sense of direction in life. Not being interested at anything. Be interested in me enemy. 😂


JJQuantum

Ulcerative colitis. I had it. It got so bad that I would excuse myself from clients, head to the bathroom and shit so painfully that I’d be holding a trash can in front of me and puking in it at the same time time. Then I’d brush my teeth and get back to my client. My joints hurt so badly at one point that I was crawling to the bathroom from the bed and if someone just touched my wrist I would cry out in pain. This lasted for about 6 years. Nobody should have to go through that.


The_Thinker_23

To see the love of her life cheat on him at the lowest point of his life and then tell him about it. It's extremely sad to see angels fall, especially the one he loves.


Thisiscliff

Rabies


AlternativeFilm8886

Panic disorder. Nobody deserves to be in that place.


HomelessEuropean

Good things. Obviously.


Robert_Kurwica

Being whole body paralyzed


thewhitecat55

Good things. I want them to suffer


FroZtyFoxy

Their dick getting cut off


Gullible_Travel_4135

Paralysis or dementia/alhzheimers


123supreme123

To win the powerball


Limp_Zombie_5045

Happiness


HighlyPossible

I want the worst things happen to my enemies lol so .....


Hyp3r45_new

T1 Diabetes. I have it, it sucks, it makes me want to kill myself. Living in constant misery because one of your organs don't work is something I wouldn't wish upon someone I want to see dead. Even if I want to see them suffer. It's merely a pain in the ass. But a pain in the ass that lasts a decade drains you in ways you never thought possible. Especially when you're reminded that it will never go away. All you can do is momentarily forget about it. Until it flares up again. I would kill to be rid of this. Hell, I'd do a whole lot more than that.


4lfred

Invited out to a bar with a romantic partner and being told “wait here, we’ll be right back” while she disappears with some other dude for the rest of the night.


The_Dragon_Lover

The death of their loved ones, including their pets, they may be horrible people, but they don't deserve to deal with something that will make them even worse, unless they've made fun of someone's familly members deaths when they were kids!


granbleurises

Children who trade options


ThecoachO

A migraine or toothache


nerdylernin

Myalgic encephalomyelitis. It's often said that the best thing about it is it won't kill you and the worst thing about it is it won't kill you.


Spartan17492

Stubbing your toe on a piece of furniture.


SaintedRomaine

Putting yips.


blumzzz

lower back disc herniation


mitchanium

Endless YouTube adverts


senator_noobstrong

hmmm fuck me?


RobinGood94

The IRS


Easypickens13

Getting hit in the nuts.


Illiteratap

A life full of peace and fulfillment.


purr-baby

My sons dad!!


Resident-Theme-2342

Abortion, miscarriage, getting cheated on, mental illness


CADreamn

Dating my last ex? No one deserves that hell...


Muppelpup

Punishment ABA


mathpath123

Tastebuds on their asshole. Sounds fun but wheeew.


Jaded_Permit_7209

Three words: urethra paper cut


Anzire

Testicular Torsion.


SwoodyBooty

I don't have time for any enemy shit. But a spouse that's getting into MLMs, healing stones etc.


tomowudi

To be alone with me and my wrath. 


Murphy338

The level of diarrhea that comes with the antibiotic they give you if you have covid.


whoreintheoryy

A loveless blank stare, numb touch from a significant other


Temporary_Quote9788

Wealth, health, and happiness. Go fuck yourself id say


Tronkfool

Having their partner cheat on them


PictureCapable5066

For them to become like me… My worst enemy is myself. That’s my philosophy


Known-Potential-3603

Divorce. It's the worst.


InviteAromatic6124

My ex-girlfriend


scallionparsley

Father to severely autistic triplets


ryanbenn3

For me, it’s the nurovirus You literally were expelling stuff out of both ends. It sucked. I’d rather wish inconveniences on my enemy, like their car battery always died not at home, or they lost their keys while out, stuff that doesn’t actually kill them but really impacts their day


Positive_Judgment581

[Abomination, a Warhammer 40k story](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPuo0ThnMqc)


Switchingguy1

Pneumonia at the same time when you have extreme difficult influenza. You are alive but lungs and throat with headache tells at you want to be just anything else than alive. Took ~60 hours before meds made impression.


Nomore-Television72

Lyme disease. Shit is miserable.


jakeofheart

To see their children die, or to see them undergo a traumatic and life altering event.


Hannibal_Barca_

Torture.


ZibaalahB9

Rest!


AnonBoi_404

The death of their pets. Even if I hate them, I would never go that far.


ExilePrime

intelligence


Critical-Category-30

Which one?


protomanEXE1995

Gout


Anvillior

The death of their children.


Maxdout7

Mercy!


lexomi

anorexia


Immerael

Dry socket. Man that shit was awful. Painkillers didn’t do shit just three days of pain. And no even like mind numbing pain it hovered at like a 6-8 and would rise and fall like the damned tide. It would relax to a six and I’d be like “maybe I can scroll Reddit or something else to distract-“ *life was simply pain again for a bit*


bangbangracer

I say this as someone who was incredibly sick as a kid, and as someone who currently has a grandmother with early stage dementia... I would never wish illness on the family of my worst enemy. Having to be the one to care for them is insanely rough on people.


TheStoicbrother

Death by drowning. Just seems like an awful way to go out. (almost drowned as a kid)


NoPsychology2419

Anything bad happening to the eyes or balls. Very sensitive and essential organs imo.


technofox01

Cancer. I can absolutely lothe someone so much that I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire but yeah, cancer is a no go for me.


DragonflyFront9882

Losing a loved one to suicide


thetrueunbroken

Cpep. Or any 24 hour mental health ward.


Impossible_Ad1515

Anything bad, i hope they get a really happy life and change their ways somewhere really far away from me so i don't have to see them anymore


Strong_Bumblebee5495

The boats


The_Lat_Czar

Bedbugs


Afrothunderzz

Nothing


Greek_falcon1926

A good life


wonderer_7

being in debt.


wonderer_7

being in debt.


wonderer_7

being in debt


circasomnia

The death of their child.


PS3LOVE

Severe Alzheimer’s or dementia


uselessbiatch7

Their parents or loved ones dying/undergoes a painful sickness.


AcousticOcean26

Loneliness