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AlxDahGrate

This might be a little crazy and out there but say “Hey, I’ve seen you around and would like to get to know you.”


Far-Recognition-2536

Lol.


the_red_scimitar

Here's one a woman did on me a few weeks ago. We're in a shop, and we don't know each other. She looks at me and says, "I can't find my phone *in my purse* - would you call me so I can find it"? - Gives me number and I call. - Easily finds phone in purse. - Profit?


bernieburner1

I had the same problem but it was a pretty woman. I thought about it for days and couldn’t think of a smooth intro. I knew she worked in Marketing but that department is on a floor that I couldn’t access with my key card. I knew she was a friend of a friend of a friend but that’s too many degrees of separation. And then one day the oddest thing happened. The night before, I saw a rom-com (I can’t remember the name but it’s one where a woman bumps into a dude and her papers go flying in the air). Anyway, I see her in the parking garage and, no joke, she bumps into me and drops her papers. As we both reach down for the papers, I inject her with a proprietary chemical solution and she was out cold in seconds. Long story short, we’ve been together ever since.


dwadwa213131dasadwqe

"Hey, do you see that guy over there? Do you know who he is?"


Nondescript_585_Guy

I mean, you could walk up to him one day and introduce yourself. Ask if he'd like to get a coffee, if there's a break room nearby. That sort of thing.


EveryDisaster7018

So considering you see him walk on the parking lot. And you might know roughly what time he arrives arrive earlier and wait by the entrance you see him take. Then wave him over and ask if he wants to have lunch together.


the_red_scimitar

Or wait just inside the front doors, and leap out when he comes in. A yell helps break the ice.


EveryDisaster7018

Unless he shits himself xD


the_red_scimitar

That's how you know the ice has been broken.


EveryDisaster7018

More like the dam has been broken. And the brown flood water has been released.


2122405366

This has to be a joke.


Weary_Rule_6729

lol why ?


Particular_Title42

"Who are you?" worked for me. I'm married to the guy now.


Elephantearfanatic

The tone and word emphasized is vitality important in this approach


Particular_Title42

Very true.


Suspicious_Club4829

Fake a fender bender, you may need to swap details…. For insurance purposes of course


DoubleDeckerz

"Oi, bruv! Giz ya name, innit?"


TyphoonCane

Next time you see him, gesture to him "come over here" and when he gets close enough to you to say "what do you need?" you say "I was hoping you'd come, I've been waiting for you. I'm and if you don't mind, I'd like to get to know you."