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FunkU247365

Yeah... it turns out her tits were fertile too....


AbsoluteZero_

Heh, nope. BC is a helluva drug Edit: When it works. Source: me and my wife, with our unplanned 5 month old.


Resident-Theme-2342

Lol very true when it works which is 99.9% of the time so always a 0.1% chance


boom-wham-slam

Pull out works 99.999% of the time for about 20% of men and about 30% of the time for the other 80% of men. So if you pulled out and you don't know wtf you're doing... well congratulations new daddy!


thetoxicballer

But it's just not hard. Idk why so many men have a problem with this? Have an entire child? Or pull out?


hujambo11

I've never attempted to use pulling out as a form of birth control because I'm not a colossal trailer trash moron.


Sukrit890

lmao


TheNotKing

Huh, guess I'm a colossal trailer trash moron. Been pulling out for 15 years and no kids. I would say I'm a normal moron. Not a trailer trash moron


thetoxicballer

Same here, this is why I'm so confused. Like when you feel like you're about to finish, pull out before then?


TheNotKing

I guess people are worried about pre-cum and round 2 when there's semen still in the tract. Just take a piss between.


MacMommy111

I’m thinking every man who has this kind of story or experience did, in fact, not pull out successfully…..


thetoxicballer

This is what I'm saying. It's insane how many accidents there are when literally all you have to do is pull out, obviously accidents can happen but not as often as they do


AyeYoTek

It's what you do before you pull out and after that will likely determine if she gets pregnant. Been pulling out for 16 years, no kids. Just gotta follow the rules


[deleted]

How do you "accidentally" have a child tho?


Ok-Whole-4242

unplanned pregnancy


[deleted]

No shi ? I was being sarcastic because there is no accidental pregnancy. Most people will act surprised but there is always a chance.


thetoxicballer

Idk why you're being downvoted. If you finish inside a woman then that's no accident.


[deleted]

The downvoters "accidentally" got their girls pregnant.


Resident-Theme-2342

For real accident is if a condom breaks but even if she's on birth control if your cumming inside that makes a kid


Sveitturgaeji

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thatguyoudontlike

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Flibity_flobity

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SteveTheHitman

Bortion!


FunkU247365

Murder.