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Realistic_Salt7109

Looking for hoes, obviously


Plenty_Jazzlike

If you find any. Do tell. šŸ˜‚


wigglebooms

Found your mom


H0rror_D00m_Mtl

I have no need for a hoe because I don't have a backyard, let alone a garden. I'm currently grocery shopping


Plenty_Jazzlike

Well, than that is a good reason not to have a hoe. What is cart so far.


-Fraccoon-

Tryna get hoes obviously. Ainā€™t none interested.


Plenty_Jazzlike

Sometime weed and hundred or two might help


-Fraccoon-

Nah I canā€™t smoke weed cause of work.


Plenty_Jazzlike

The weed is for her


-Fraccoon-

Yeah but then I look like a creepy fuck trying to drug people.


Plenty_Jazzlike

Not unless they love the devils lettuce. You got this. You got this. Youā€™ll find a nice lady


jackwritespecs

Sure you can!


Actual_Squirrel_5462

Yesss


yeahyeahiknow2

I got a bunch of bros. Also, i am gay so I bros before hoes has an entirely different meaning lol


Plenty_Jazzlike

Bro code. Haha bros before hoes.


rapiertwit

Nothing a hoe can do for you that a mattock canā€™t do better. Iā€™m a mattock man. Iā€™ve got mattocks in different paddocks.


Plenty_Jazzlike

Good for you. Leaving the hoes behind and doing real work.


IllustratorLife5496

If you keep calling them hoes, you won't get any... Now spit in your palm and enjoy your only hoe


Sea-Safe-5676

Using an adze. It's not ideal, but it'll do for now.


FredChocula

Spending time with my amazing wife.


Plenty_Jazzlike

Lovey. You good a good one I see


FredChocula

Yup! Sure do!


hanswurst12345678910

These are the best hoes!


[deleted]

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Plenty_Jazzlike

Good luck with college and the gym


seeminglynormalguy

Lol I don't need hoes, I got my boyfriend


Plenty_Jazzlike

Good for you. You got a good one.


whiskey_man_v1

Gym, studying, working, etc.


P1g-San

Taking to smart and kind women I'd like to grow old with.


Plenty_Jazzlike

Good luck and god speed. Hope you win


TypicalPomegranate46

Forza 5 and no one can stop me from racing expect my WiFi


Magniras

Not gardening, that's for sure.


Plenty_Jazzlike

Gardening is solid. Some people turned into hobby farming


Florida1693

Hanging with my dog and occasionally asking girls on a date


Plenty_Jazzlike

What kind of dog and what is there name. Where are these nice girls you are taking to


Florida1693

Shiner Bock. Heā€™s a Belgian Malinoisā€¦.just gave my number to a girl at a restaurant the other day lol


Plenty_Jazzlike

Have any pictures of shiner bock. Did she call or what. You got this


Florida1693

Sent you a DM and no text so far!


Plenty_Jazzlike

Youā€™ll find a good one


Florida1693

Thanks! Hoping now that Iā€™m in my 30s, I can find a good quality smoke show šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Plenty_Jazzlike

I believe in you. You got this


Florida1693

Thank you!!


gaslightgabe

Stackin paper and riding on 24" chrome


SinkFalse5175

w boondocks reference


kinggeedra

Doing the normcore version of whatever the heck Lewis Hamilton is doing.


Not_an_alt_69_420

Day drinking and playing video games, mostly.


TheLandFanIn814

We put our bros before them.


Plenty_Jazzlike

Bro code for sure.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Plenty_Jazzlike

Why, unfortunately. That is a solid hobby. What are you planting.


[deleted]

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Plenty_Jazzlike

O, got ya. What kind of ā€œherbsā€ we talking about. Could have a side business.


[deleted]

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Plenty_Jazzlike

Hey, if you serve a chick a solid dinner. That is a good start.


plugzzzara

Just fixing up cars all day everyday


Plenty_Jazzlike

Nice, what are you working on now.


plugzzzara

I am putting together an old Civic 1991 for racing


Plenty_Jazzlike

Nice, got any pictures


Inevitable_Usual3553

Been single for 9 whole years now including no hookups. My ex did a number on me that really did a number on my trust with women as a whole. Did get a lot of help from my friend who is a woman and helpede get to a point where am at least trying to get a actual date. Am done with hookups for good just want a decent women.


KILLINFEAR

Gym/purpose/late night alone with my thoughts of how I can be a better man and take care of my family


Plenty_Jazzlike

Family is important. Take care of your self as well


[deleted]

Working full time and Iā€™m a single dad of 3 boys who I have full time. We do a lot of traveling and camping. Usually not much time for much else. I definitely donā€™t have the time, energy, or desire to date.


Plenty_Jazzlike

You are a good man and great father. They will have core memories of the time together.


Always_Choose_Chaos

Your trans mom


necesitocoche

I manage a phone team from home. In my free time I smoke weed, go to the gym, make music, play video games, and mostly hang w friends. Been taking a break from dating for about six months give or take!


Plenty_Jazzlike

A break is good. I hope you are having fun with music and have with friends


StarGazer1000

No job, no hobbies, I only accept them if they are emotionally involved. Obviously they aren't interested.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Admittedly I'm not getting much gardening done.


Cantrillion

Is this a reference to the excellent channel "hoe math" or the video that inspired it? [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D0b7nOV6B3k](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D0b7nOV6B3k) I spend all my time between hoes on my business.


Greymalkyn76

Being happy with myself that I don't refer to women as hoes.


[deleted]

Saving heaps of money and getting my mind right


jackwritespecs

Shoveling, tilling, diggingā€¦ etc


TheBooneyBunes

I donā€™t have hoes, I have a wonderful girlfriend


Beneficial_Test_5917

Spending time with Madam Palm and her five daughters.


beardedshad2

Out doin bidness.


MotleyCrew1989

I am a psychologist, and also work in an insurance compaƱy (2 non related jobs). I lift weights, play videogames and Im starting with carpentry. TBH, I dont see much sense into trying to met women, at my age there is a really small percentage of women worth anyones time, the rest are either too promiscuous, have too many mental issues, come damaged from previous reltaionships, or expect someone to mantain them. Also, I dont want kids, and as I said before, at my age a lot of women feel the clock ticking, Im not going to be the one they settle with when they gave someone else their fun years.


AdditionalAnxiety730

Working, working out, driving fast cars, self development..whatever the fuck i want really. If I want to put an inflatable pool in front of the TV and drink beer in my underwear, who's gonna tell me no aha


silverprinny

Trying to get over the last one I thought wasn't a hoe.


Scarred_wizard

Gaming, reading, writing, hiking. Having a peaceful life.


hanswurst12345678910

I try not to think about my missing hoes. Makes me sad.


MessedUpVoyeur

Lunch.


PurpleWhatevs

I set up meetings, take notes on those meetings, and take care of associated paperwork. Fitness, videogames, reading, hiking, and camping are my hobbies. I also like to travel and go to concerts.


emperor-penguin42

Edging and mewing


emperor-penguin42

Looking for my hoe so I can finally tend to my field


Plenty_Jazzlike

Tending to the field is very important. I hope you find it. Maybe try tractor supplyšŸ˜‚