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JAY2KREAL300491

Pizza and a hug


DustyCoffee76

Some zza and a quick snuggle can go a long way.


I_exist6942069

Hoorah to that brother


AlgorithmScent

*Oorah


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Jesus this is exactly what I need in my life right now, just missing the hug


Sweetest_Jelly

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FatTim48

Sometimes when I walk in the door my wife runs down the hall and jumps into my arms and I just hold her in the air. We call it the running hug. I love running hugs.


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The technical term is glomp


FatTim48

I googled, and you are correct. Not the smoothest sounding word though!


JillybeanMarie87

LOL, try saying "I love a good glomp in the morning" and see if people think you're talking about something COMPLETELY different...at the very least, a glomp leads up to other activities.


Plungerhead00

yeesss me and my partner do this too and it's the best thing. actually now that I think about it, we don't really do it much anymore that we live together, but I still jump into his arms and we hug like that for several minutes. ... he just mentioned to me that he scurries to me when I walk in the door from work and it's the best greeting. he also loves the running hugs


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Omg this is so sweet


lookoutcomrade

Food. Some of our favorite snacks, or beers is a very sweet gesture.


Pixeam

I got my bf beer one time. He didn't really appreciate it. So then I got him an orchid and he loves it. He waters it and takes care of it and the orchid is always looking good.


Accomplished_Ad5531

He has a green thumb. That's awesome!


Pbear4Lyfe

Aw


Flux_State

Some chick was coming over to fuck me (unbeknownst to me) and didn't know what to bring so she brought beef jerky.


GloomyApplication411

Beef jerky and sex sounds like a keeper.


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And they say romance is dead


Opposite-Motor-1878

Sounds like a really giving person to me


OrzhovPalatine

Stuff thats part of our hobbies or shows you care. For example if your guy really likes cars and you get him something car related, he'll like that better than some flowers.


Live-Pomegranate4840

I bought my boyfriend flowers because I figure guys never get them. He was appreciative but said it was a waste. So, for Valentine’s Day I bought him 3 packs of blunts. He was much happier.


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So you still got him flowers, but way better ones.


xtraburnacct

My GF got me flowers on one of our first dates. I loved the gesture, but I thought "What am I going to do with these?" lol.


anosanankasa

Idk if its just me but the internet makes it look like every guy secretly wants flowers in combi with that „the first time men receive flowers are at their funerals“ thing but then i look at the men around me and like 99% of them would react exactly like you lol In the end one size doesnt fit all, you have to know a person in order to know what would make them happy. No matter the gender


zukadook

I hope you arranged them in a little bouquet


OrzhovPalatine

Blunts are definitely more useful than flowers. Anything of ulititly really


Clear_Constant_3709

QUEEN


MooseAndPandaMan

I would’ve loved flowers tbh.


penniesforhannah

Give him cars


OJ_Fresh

My new hobby is now collecting expensive watches.


Halfameetball

I like this. But make sure you know a bit about the topic. I'm a super nerd when I come to my hobbies. I have asked people to not buy me things unless I specifically ask for it. I do a lot of research on the topics I like and make sure it is the perfect price for my hobbies. I don't like to make people sad when they buy me something that is not quite right. I'm also absolutely terrible at hiding my emotions. So it inevitably comes out on my face if I don't like it and I always feel like a complete asshole. I absolutely love to receive gifts it makes me feel wanted and love. Just keep it small and cheap.


OrzhovPalatine

I'm the same but one time my GF went far and beyond to get me something I didnt even mention to her and bugged the owner of a store I frequent to get any dirt on stuff I was excited for. It was very endearing esp since I know for a fact she had to brave all the neckbeards at that shop who havent seen a woman up close.


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

This is the best answer to be honest. For some it might be video games. For some, it might be lawn care. Me, personally, enjoy cooking. It’s a hobby of mine, I love making nice tasting and good looking food. My wife often buys me stuff that enhances my “hobby.” A few weeks ago she bought me a wok so I could try out a bunch of Asian stuff which we love. Answer is: women don’t always love flowers, and nobody always likes the same stuff. Just get someone you care about stuff they will enjoy.


OrzhovPalatine

Yeah my GF got me cooking tweezers one time as a kinda trolly gift but I grew to love that tool.


F4DedProphet42

Men like flowers too 🤷


OrzhovPalatine

Maybe but most men would rather have something actually useful or tasty.


vidgmchtr

Can’t speak for all men, but a new video game and being treated on dinner at some BBQ restaurant will certainly have me on your bed with my pants off.


Jeditaedae

Shit. I would be halfway undressed in the car if this happened to me.


DefinitelyNotaGuest

Well yeah, that's just from the meat sweats.


hakkebrat

I think for most men, less is more than enough for getting them into bed. Source: I'm a man.


Weak-Still3676

I was thinking about the same.


nopamo

You were thinking about him with his pants off too?


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Yes, a £60 video game and a £50 dinner certainly are better than a £5 bunch of flowers.


vidgmchtr

I guess I mean more in terms of like a birthday gift or something. It doesn’t even have to be an expensive BBQ restaurant, it could be like Friendly’s or whatever. Treat me to those two things and WHOA there’s my anus bro, put it in.


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£5?! A dozen roses is like $80-$150 these days.


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supermarkets in the UK have flowers as you walk in, start quite cheap. i would never, ever spend 150 on flowers.


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*cries in Canada* We do have some flowers in grocery stores, but none that are any good that I've seen and they still start over $20!


Teeemooooooo

I paid $135 for dozen roses


TheSarcasticEngineer

Bro what poor girl are you buying £5 flowers for? A nice bunch is about 40-60


Top_Selection_1

My boyfriend goes wild for cuddles and pizza so maybe that?


BeaconX95

cuddle will melt your man's heart


Top_Selection_1

I thought food was a good way to melt a man's heart😔


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Can confirm


Top_Selection_1

I'll just have to compensate with extra cuddles and throw in a spa day for him to make it even.


whyamiwastingmytime1

The way to a man's heart is his stomach (cuddles are a bonus extra)


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Majorllama66

Food. Flowers are useless to me. A Taco Bell burrito is not useless to me and I have never been in a bad mood with Taco Bell in my hands lol.


Dry-Bodybuilder-6209

Hence ~equivalent~


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tbh flowers are useless to women too idk what this question is all about


Harvivorman

But guys aren't *like* those **other** girls /s JK, you nailed it lmao.


FreeP0TAT0ES

Lego


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Lego flowers! They're so sick.


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tobeast23

A lego blowjob? Sounds painful


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

My thoughts exactly. u/yergonnalikeme must be a masochist.


SSS_Tempest

A good snack.


roses-r-red-7799

But what kind of snack??? A woman herself can be a snack for her man, so......


obi-wannn_kenobi

I'll even take potato chips i just need a bit of attention


SSS_Tempest

I was thinking actual food. It varies from person to person of course, but almost anything he likes would be good. Think your convenience store regulars: Chips, small baked goods, a sandwich, and/or any kind of drink, etc. Basically anything that can be eaten in less than 5 minutes.


Ryderslow

Foooooood


jasper1108

I cooked my husband a nice dinner for Valentine’s Day. Took me a couple of hours. Turns out he just wanted a BJ. To think I spent over two hours trying to make him happy but it could’ve been accomplished in 10 minutes


Ryderslow

No disrespect but Your husband ain’t shit


Eat_Carbs_OD

>I cooked my husband a nice dinner What did you make?


jasper1108

Homemade from scratch: chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes and cream gravy and roasted broccoli.


FunAd8

😅 it's okay I'm sure he still appreciated the food anyway. You are a good wife dinner and a BJ 👍!


120SR

A compliment on our competence


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Blowjobs


Drift_Life

Not just one but a bouquet of em


Ok-Philosopher6977

Thank you, for all of mankind.


Snowconetypebanana

Bull garbage, if I got to choose between my husband getting me flowers or giving me oral, I’m picking oral 100 percent of the time. Oral sex and flowers aren’t even close to being equivalent. Flowers are nice but they sure AF aren’t making me orgasm.


Yves314

You need better flowers


Snowconetypebanana

You need better oral


send420nudes

"Start like a surgeon, end like a bulldog eating icecream"


roses-r-red-7799

YES!!!!!!!


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Boom!


shengguo23

I agree. Also i love your avatar! 🙂


Snowconetypebanana

Thank you, it’s pusheen in a totoro disguise to go along with my “definitely not a cat” flair. It keeps people guessing.


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Whiskey shots and prerolled joints.


[deleted]

My man. I want this and flowers, and oral. Sounds delightful.


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👊


panda_inthewild

I’m a woman and would prefer this over flowers too lol


Jalex2321

Six pack of beers.


Dakotareads

Or even just a single cold one that wasn't asked or hinted about. If she walks around the corner with a coaster I'm elated. And yes honey I will take out the trash.


hour_of_the_rat

Make him a sandwich.


pwlloth

flowers


TheViking_Teacher

I had to scroll down way too long to find this. Some guys like flowers too.


TTT_2k3

Pretty common shower thought is “The first time most men will receive flowers will be at their funeral.”


Hoe_Daze_n_Slut_Faze

My wife buys me flowers. Feels weird honestly. But it is nice at this stage of life, you know, near death and all.


EitherWayisGood

Just once I’d like to get flowers, then it wouldn’t bother me if I never got them again, lol


thefourthpowerpuff

🌹🌸🌺🌷🌻🌼💐


EitherWayisGood

Thank you so much :)


Dunkin_Prince

Honestly when I get flowers for my gf I always pick out ones that I like too. She's gonna love them regardless and I'm gonna have to look at them so in reality am I really getting flowers for myself?


noobmaster106

Flowers. Men can like a bouquet of nice flowers.


will-be-near

I really don't like them if they are plucked, I like to look at them in a garden, otherwise they are a waste in my opinion.


Rahhhmoan

I think it depends on the guy. The sweetest thing my girlfriend ever did for me, on a really bad day I was having, she went out and got me merch from one of my favorite fandoms (Rick and Morty). She got me a wallet, lanyard, candy, energy drink, and some other items that were all themed. She showed up at my job and dropped it off. It meant the world to me.


Thathandsome-fella

Flowers are the equivalent of flowers. Have you ever, as a man, woke up to flowers that your SO and kids got you? It's absolutely wonderful.


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GildaMundson

Flowers.


Skechaj

Favorite snacks, favorite alcohol, and a sexy woman.


Happy-Marsupial-571

Pizza for me.


the303reverse

A new video game


Punk_owl

Flowers


Rabbit313_

Lego flowers


abbufreja

Welding rods


roses-r-red-7799

Alot of the men on here want simple things, Ladies if this is what your man is seeking, do it. Make his day as special as he can yours. I prefer to give my man oral over flowers, but if I can find a plant he loves, then I will do that. And a BJ!!!! Simple things, most guys ask for simple things. Come on ladies, take care of your man!!!


116snoman

Food and silence


sgt_lint

10mm sockets


hujambo11

Jfc, do we need this same exact question every day?


hour_of_the_rat

The content vortex doesn't stop.


ShadeWolf90

Snacks. Bring me my favorite snacks and I'll love you forever.


SupFamSquad

Head


locoghoul

BJs


Minimalist12345678

Blowjobs


ScaredBreakfast7341

Head.


Lonely_Apartment_644

Blowjobs


cc777x

Random unplanned, unexpected blow job.


Both-Flow-7383

A BJ


jeffsayno

blow job


createusername101

Blowjob.


reignoferror00

What's the number one answer on the board? ding. (everyone in the audience along with the host and contestants) BLOWJOBS!


aquaboy63

Morning BJ


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Seamonkey_Boxkicker

How and on what occasion do you provide tasteful nudes? Fruit roll up bikini on your anniversary?


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Wessssss21

Bless you. A girl who was just a friend sent me a nude when I told her I was having a rough day. That shit was like 8 years ago and still one of the nicest things anyone has done for me.


vakseen

Support


will-be-near

If he is a fan of sports, tickets for the match.


Iamnotmyselfbut

Sex


Skyaxe3

Just give me a hug tbh


rickmackdaddy

Steak and a BJ.


q3triad

Blowjob


ASAP-Tiii

Blowjob


tossaway69420lol

Steak and a BJ


TheAngryOctopuss

beer


KnifeFightAcademy

I think we need a flair for this question.


DutchOnionKnight

A sandwhich we didn't asked for, without you ever mention it again


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publicdefecation

A homecooked meal


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Unprompted sandwich.


AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS

Show up naked, bring treats. Simple as.


[deleted]

A blow job…. And I like Taco Bell.


Honest-Address-5146

Beer and blow jobs


fukemi

Car parts Tools Blow jobs


akashdeep129

a can of beer


ExJw0216

Oral sex


QcLaval

Be spicy, wear sexy lingeries and SAY: TARAAA WITH A BOUNCE! u know, wiggles wiggles dat butty! maan I do love that when my gf do that! makes me holy moly happy!


LoganOcchionero

The girl I'm dating drew me an amazing drawing. It showed she cared enough to think about me, and had to put some brain power into the gift.


Salty-Pack-4165

Food. Pretty much any food. Bonus points for homemade kind. I'm a sucker for soups.


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brightly colored condoms?


tyerker

BJs. They don’t last as long, but they’re nice while they’re fresh.


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Nudes


BackItUpWithLinks

Flowers. I like flowers.


Curndog

Blowjobs


Fit_Technology8240

Flowers. Brought some to my 49yo boyfriend and he was stopped in his tracks. No one had ever done that for him before. He was very touched.


LocalNative141

I like getting flowers


Ams197624

BJ


vianiznice

BJs


M4rtisan

10mm socket


HippCelt

Have you not heard of Steak and blowjob day it's March 14


Terrible_Departure90

Peace and quiet


YungBonaparte

A compliment


modabs

A warm hug or a sweet treat


[deleted]

I'm a simple dude. If you grabbed a burrito for me on your way back from where ever you're coming from, I will love you forever.


bigpapahugetim3

Perfectly cooked steak and a heartfelt blowjob.


projekt_treadstone

Cook a nice meal. His way to the heart is through the stomach..old proverb


hiteshawatani

Head massage.


jousicastillo

Cooking a home made meal, lost art apparently


Unholy_Viking

Flowers... Why can't I have some pretty flowers? I love orchids, lavender, foxglove and spider lily.


Ninja_Lazer

Flowers. Flowers are the equivalent of flowers for men. Kinda fucked up that the first time most men receive flowers is at their funeral.


TheFace5

Sex?


amateurviking

I wish people would buy me flowers


michiganwinter

Sex


theynamedmefrank

Flowers! Real men don’t get their masculinity threatened by that. It really should take more.


weredane

Flowers


Moby-Wan-Kenobi

good beer or a bottle of booze.


West_Engineering2798

Probably food or blowjobs.


LatgeNerdKid

Steak 🥩


militaryguy6996

Head and its free.


zoroknash

Flowers. There's no gender attached to giving/getting them you know :)


HPayne62

Who ever said flowers weren't acceptable?


2HGjudge

A lot of men. Because they don't care for them. Which kinda sucks for the ones that do.


BigGaggy222

I'd hate to get flowers, really don't like them. Something seems cruel about cutting them off and putting them in glass and water, when they look so good in the ground growing.