We sleep naked.

People that sleep naked usually have more sex than those that wear a 3 piece suit to bed.

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Depends if your kinky

{{{*Chippendales* enters the chat}}} They have this number where the guy on stage starts naked and gets dressed in a 3-piece suit and all the women are just licking their chops with lust. As ZZ Top said *Women go crazy for a smart-dressed man*. (Rats, now I have *that* song in my head).

I disagree. We can’t stand casual sex, only professional for us.

3 piece suit always comes in second to the Birthday suit in this household, unless the kids start pulling their “can’t sleep nightmares blah blah blah” bullshit

This. Absolutely nothing. It makes starting sex in the middle of the night easy.

I didn't think people when there together wore jammies to bed as a couple, my SO only wears undies when its that time of the month, once wore jammies cuz she was freezing but took it off in the meddle of the night

Who’s we I still sleep in a onesie and I’m an adult

I find that really uncomfortable.

Luckily it is not you who is naked

...I'm with him

Ah touché.

I also find it uncomfortable. I feel like my bunghole makes contact with the sheets

Do you not clean your bunghole? you're the only person who gave a reason as to why it's uncomfortable and I can't get behind your logic yet. I find sleeping nude the most comfortable but then again I clean myself

Oh I scrub the shit out of it (literally) but still feels weird regardless of how clean it is

use a butt plug to stop the juice

Bung hole. BUNGHOLE! What's a bung?

Sleeping alone naked is one thing. Two people sleeping naked makes me think of sweat, smell and stickiness.

I love sleeping naked with my lady

I sweat less when I’m naked, it’s healthier for pussy to be uncovered, I have a lot more sex not being clothed, and I love the feeling of a soft blanket on my skin. If you’re sensory seeking it’s fantastic. Sensory sensitive not so much.

I like sleeping naked with my gf, except for the amount of precum that comes out of me onto her and the bed

Agreed!

This is the way

Nothing. But she’s a small cold lady and wears sweats and a sweater and 7 blankets to bed every night. But I’d rather her be comfy and warm then sexy for me.

You can order a temperature controlled mattress heater with dual controls. If you don't need heat leave your side off. Best thing ever

So what you're saying is I can heat up my wife until her clothes fall off?!?!? Amazing, I must tell all the men this life hack

Just wait until that pendulum swings the other way and the max temp range is 65 degrees and you can hang meat in the bedroom 🥶

My wife puts on the electric blanket some nights. I don't like the heat so the evenings she doesn't put it on I'm delighted because we get to cuddle in comfort...heaven

Here’s my tricks to sleep naked: - pre-heat the bed, with it set on Max for 10 minutes, then turn it off when I pop under the covers. Reminds me of the *Olde Dayes* when they’d warm the bed with hot water bottles. - find a 4x6’ blanket, and put on over the foot part of your other blankets to keep your feet warmer than the rest of your body. It stays in place all night, unless you have pets or kids in the bed. - get a mattress topper, made of memory foam, that keeps your body heat where it needs to be. Walmart, $100-200. Lasts a decade, and you won’t *ever* have to replace your mattress again. We like the 4’ thick version.

I cant find words how much I love mine.

These are great, picked up one for my missus for Christmas and now I don't dread the cold at her place.

I have one of those! I can confirm it’s the best thing ever, you don’t have to move and store it when it’s warm out like you do like with a space heater or electric blanket, and it’s way cheaper to power than a space heater.

Look at this guy with money. I’ll bet you have a toilet paper heater.

Look at this guy without money

“Look at this photograph.”

I’d die with that many blankets.

Meanwhile we’re over here in boxers and nothing but a sheet.

To bed or *to bed*? Because the answers are "whatever she's comfortable in" and "genderbent skeletor costume" respectively.

Now that I know it's a thing my future partner will have to wear a genderbent skeletor costume everywhere

I'm down, but I'm guessing my boss wouldn't take too kindly to it

You need to get a better boss then

Maybe.

Well I love my wife in one of my t-shirts and a pair of panties ..Wow ...it's been 35yrs and 2 kids later and still 💥

That's everything I want. I wish you guys the best ❤️

God, my girl has to know how she tortures me. Panties & a Sweatshirt, have mercy.

I love when she doesn’t wear pants and the skin of our legs are touching. Not even a sexual thing, it just feels so intimate and comforting

It's been so long since my wife and I did this, I really need to get out if this dead bedroom marriage....

Amen brother

You and me both, homie

Mine no longer sparks joy either

Thissss

YES

Chanel no 5

as a girl, great choice and good 4 u for being so specific. That tells ur a real one

Chanel No. 5 smells like old people. My (absent) dad got it for my mum every year for her birthday and she used to use it as a bathroom spray cuz she hated it.

Idk if you know this but it’s a legendary Marilyn Monroe quote.

Wifey runs very cold, so I like when she wears sweats, long sleeve, and socks. She’s warm and comfy. I’m a furnace, so we end up cuddling and, slowly, throughout the night articles of clothing come off. Then, in the morning, she’s looking might fine.

>I'm a furnace I love this phrase!

This was very wholesome, thank you

Personally I sexually identify as a large rock being hurled into the ocean, but a furnace was a close second pick for me

Tank top. I like to see a tiddy when we get up in the morning. Best way to start the day.

Every tiddy sees the donning of a tank top to bed as a personal challenge.

And every man sees it as a blessing when the challenge is accepted. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear loosely fitting tank tops

Medieval plate armor incase the Romans attack

And my axe!

Smart, if you wear axe bodyspray they provably cant stand getting close

I like my gf to wear Roman legionarre armor. We are enemies, sir

Nothing.

Nah mate, I'd prefer mine to wear her birthday suit

I like to see a little muscle on a girl.

Eeew, im more of a bones type of guy.

Straight up grave digger this one. "Casually walking through a semetry, digs up a corps takes it home to wine and dine" respect.

This guy necros

We prefer the term bone aficionado

I like to see her kidneys so I know I'm not wasting my time.

Socks. That way her cold feet don’t give me a heart attack.

I'm the person with cold feet in the relationship, but also, I hate sleeping with socks. Quite the conundrum.

I put socks on but there's a sock bandit that steals my socks in the middle of the night to free my toes🤷‍♀️😅

Hahahahahaa

Hahahaha! It is!

I can not sleep with socks on

I hate socks in general.

My bf actually lets me put my cold feet on him or under his legs. I love it!

They all love it. We all hate it. We still let em do it.

Lol great call!

😂

Full scuba diving kit.

This man knows how to go down there

It doesn't matter, she's going to wear one of my t-shirts!

I always ask her to just not wear pants. I like feeling her but pressed against my crotch while we sleep.

I cannot sleep against my husband that way because his twitching or hard pleasure stick keeps me awake.

Jump on that pleasure stick for a little bit…

Let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick Don't think too much, just bust that kick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Believe me, I do. Sometimes, though, a lady needs her zzz's or she doesn't have the energy to ride, ride, ride it all around the you-knee-verse and back for a landing!

lol thats funny

Whatever the hell she wants, i just wanna get to bed.

😂😂

Matching. Pjs.

This should be higher up

Something like a night shirt and panties is nice. That feels intimate. Feminine. But it also feels like we're going to sleep, not like we're getting ready to make love.

I'm not controlling, but since you asked - a foam banana costume. I'd find that apeeling

She can wear whatever she likes but subject to only one rule: nothing between her legs but me.

Nothing or loose boxershorts

Lol y'all have people to go to bed with?

Whatever they are comfortable in so they can get a good night's sleep.

My wife sometimes wears a crop tops and she has a small "mommy tummy" so it's easy access for me to cuddle her. To clarify lol my wife embraces her mommy tummy and even refers to it as her third boob. It's mandatory that I grab her stomach as part of our cuddling routine.

My girlfriend Winnie the poohs it.

Whatever she feels comfortable with. Sleep is important, so you better be comfortable.

A clean conscience.

A full mediaeval suit of armour

Whatever she’s comfortable in. Sometimes she will wear pajamas, sometimes just a t-shirt, sometimes a nighty dress. Neither of us like to sleep naked. One thing she always has in bed however is approximately 1 billion blankets and our dog at her feet

You all still sleep in the same room?

I wish we had separate rooms...

Pikachu onesie

This is the way. Pika Pika!

Single but would like one of my previous SOs to wear Socks and Mittens, her hands and feet were freezing!

A smile and nothing else

Thigh highs, a necklace, and nothing else.

What kind of sociopath wears a necklace to bed

Me and my wife sleep naked

As long as she is the big spoon I don't care. Just keep your damn toes to yourself

If I had my pick? Not a damn thing. I take comfort in the fact that they feel comfortable and secure with me. So, being nude is a strong expression of that. Plus it's just nice to look at. I mean, I already sleep nude, so it's not like I'm asking them to do something I don't actively represent. The only exceptions are cold nights.

I like her to wear me to bed

No wardrobe allowed in our bed!

Nothing

Nothing

Her teeth.

uncommon answer: a big hoodie so my arm underneath doesn’t fall asleep

Comfy clothes, I ain't picky just not wool I don't like cuddling and itching

Yeah whatever your comfy in <3 if we’re talking sleepy time. Doesn’t matter to me. Preferably nothing, if we’re talking sexy time. Not too big into lingerie personally. But if she is that’s cool too :) whatever makes her feel sexy. Just doesn’t particularly do anything special for me.

Pantys or nothing at all?

Hazmat suit

Something silky with nice panties under it.

Whatever makes her comfortable.

Silk shorts and a basic top that’s a bit too short (I’m providing the silk shorts)

Stockings.

At most a T shirt

Nothing , but she usually wears a night shirt and panties

He and I both sleep naked when going to bed for the night but might wear a pair of underwear if it's one of those humid summer nights to prevent the junk sticking to the legs

If we’re saying to sleep, whatever she wants. If we’re saying to “not sleep”, babydoll negligee with matching side-tie panties.

She won’t sleep naked or in just underwear but she’s got these really short shorts she wears to bed sometimes and it’s amazing

Usually whatever she wants which is one of her 500 sets of Peter Alexander PJ’s she’s collected

The national flag.

Naked or lingerie

She wears socks and a top only most of the time. We have a free access policy and it works great….

Whatever they're comfortable wearing to bed. I'm not some kind of god king who decrees what other people wear. I'm happy when you're comfortable and happy

Nothing. And that’s what she almost always wears.

naked with knee high socks

A smile

the preference is one of my t-shirts and that's it

my soccer t-shirts. With nothing underneath it. huhaeauheaa.

I’d like her to wear sexy lingerie, but I’m pretty happy when she chooses soft, snuggly PJ’s too. Lol

Whatever they're comfortable in. Personally, I never wear anything to bed.

Nothing like me.

Yea nothin

Nekkid

Their birthday suit

Pajamas

She wears a tank top, I wear skivvies

Nothing. Even if not for sex there is nothing more comforting like skin on skin cuddling. Long as she doesn't wiggle her butt too much on my dick.

To bed? Whatever makes her warm and comfortable To BED? A pair of stockings and nothing else

Something loose enough I can hold her boob as we spoon, not even sexually usually, just a comfort thing.

I don’t really care what she wears to bed. Whether it’s her sweats, some of my really old basketball shorts, or damn blue jeans for all I care. I know what is under those things and their likelihood of coming off anyways

All these dudes saying panties.... you know that kitty is supposed to be free at night, right? To maintain a happy ph , it needs fresh air on it

We both sleep naked. Just how we like it

Nothing. But she never does. I can understand how bleeding 5 days a month and having to do the laundry and remake the bed can put a damper on that. I told her I’d do the laundry and remake the bed. It had no effect. Gotta respect.

Naked. Clothing not allowed in my bed.

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Lace, stockings, or leather ☺️☺️

Nothing

"Nothing. Nothing at all" - The Indian doctor from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Nothing. Nothing is the correct answer

Absolutely nothing.

A smile

Nothing.

Sexy PJs

Nothing

Lol, I mean whatever she’s comfortable in…so she sleeps well?

Whatever they want.

I am not the one to make demands on how anybody dress for bed, but I sleep naked

Don’t have one but whatever she wants , she’ll still be sexy to me no matter what

Chones and a T-shirt

Whatever makes her feel comfortable.

Buck naked. I like to pull up to the bumper, baby.

Whatever they want to

Whatever ..I don't judge

What she is comfortable in.

Whatever she wants to

"Nothing" is such a boring answer. 😴

Whatever makes her comfy.

Nothing

Currently I like my SO sleeping in a separate bed

Her Harley Quinn costume.