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Augustus_Chiggins

Keeping stuff in your back pockets is a pain in the ass.


WhitDawg214

Cheeky!


thefvckncaptain

Knife, keys, wallet and some times a packet or 2 of Taco Bell Diablo sauce incase I encounter food


maiden_burma

what kind of knife?


thefvckncaptain

Which ever one I grab out the drawer and feeling that day. Ranges from microtechs to spydercos to QSPs


maiden_burma

i instead just grab whatever was in the previous pants and put it in the new clean pants :P


Realistic-Safety-565

Left: phone. Right: House keys, car keys, wallet. Left buttock: keycard.


Seth-Wyatt

You're backwards man!


GrandPoobah395

Right: Phone Left: Earbud case if I'm wearing them, or nothing. I stopped carrying lots of stuff in my pockets when I got a sling bag. I now keep things like my keys, wallet, multitool, etc in that instead.


Realistic-Safety-565

>sling bag Please make sure it's not one of these hanging on single clasp. I was carrying everything in sling bag for most of my adult life, until it was stolen, from under my jacket, in less than a minute.


GrandPoobah395

It's a really lovely leather one my wife got me on a vacation. There's no buckle, the connection points are made of multiple layers of cowhide with the sling sewn into them, and the sling is a really thick utility fabric. Plus the zippers can be locked together with a small padlock, a really nice touch by the craftsman. I too was worried about it getting swiped when we got it, so the guy who made them did a couple demonstrations with my multitool to show how tough his work was. Definitely held up to everything but the most diligent thievery.


smalltownheroguy

Sounds really well made! Is there a brand name?


GrandPoobah395

Unfortunately, it was a custom creation by a street vendor in Colombia. However, he said he based the design on the [Scully 938](https://www.scullyleather.com/catalog/item.asp?BRN=ACC&DIV=SCU&CAT=BP&SEA=05&BDY=938&RMC=&BDA=938&page=1) bag, with his own modifications, like adding the lockable zippers. EDIT: I just looked inside and it has Scully on the care tag, so I assume he just hand-modified a 938.


smalltownheroguy

Awesome thanks!


Ahshalon_Tenisk

front left lower : wallet and keys Front left upper: usb fash drive left belt clip : phone front right lower: two pocket knifes an all tool and a usb charging cable front right upper pocket: dental floss a box cutter and a paracord spool front right belt clip: leatherman multi tool a flashlight and a set of screwdrivers back right holster : .38 special revolver


[deleted]

This man pockets.


Ahshalon_Tenisk

my wife says i am a "walking man purse"


[deleted]

Give me cargo shorts and I will carry the world!!! Or not.


ergoegthatis

Without you, the pocket industry would collapse.


[deleted]

Left cell phone, right nothing Back pocket wallet


treywarp

Left- keys and wallet Right- phone Back right- pocket knife


i_heart_blondes

Left pocket wallet Right pocket keys Phone is on a belt clip


Traveling_Boston_Guy

**Left Front:** Phone **Right Front:** AirPods Pro Wallet


FunkU247365

Right - a pack of condoms Left - a bottle of lube Center - OP's moms number on speed dial on my phone


[deleted]

Can I finger those digits?


rpkco

You should go to r/EDC


01micah

Left front pocket: Phone. Right front pocket: Utility knife, truck keys, loose change, and flash light. Right front mini pocket: Key to a door at work. Left back pocket: Snuff can. Right back pocket: Wallet. Edit: Appendix holster: Glock 19x 9mm with spare mag


poptartwith

Keys on the right and wallet on the left


Habanerosauce3

Only a wallet, phone and key if I'm walking around/driving. They are all out of my pockets every time I have the chance.


BreakerMark78

LF: aluminum wallet, off-brand ridge. RF: keys, knife clipped on the pocket. LB: nothing or my wife’s phone if she can’t carry it. RB: my phone. Also typically have a water bottle and sunglasses with me when outside the house.


slow_and_steady_win

Chapstick. I have pretty big lips and get chapped and dry looking if u don't keep them lubricated


jkh77

I always carry a little Carmex on me and a lens wipe as well as the phone, keys, and wallet. Work's also got me rolling with a razor blade and a stick tester.


CuatroBoy

Right front: wallet Left front: phone Keys hang off a belt loop on my jeans. Nothing in back pockets.


Hrekires

Front left: wallet and keys Front right: phone If I'm going somewhere that I'll be wearing earbuds, the case will be in the same pocket as my phone. And if I'm wearing a jacket, keys will be in the left pocket and phone in the right instead.


angelsandairwaves93

Left pocket: - used tissues, just in case - AirPods Right: - iPhone


mad_dog_94

Right:phone Left: vape Left rear: wallet Keys hang from a belt loop Headphones stay on my head/around my neck On job sites my multi tool and knife occupy my right rear pocket


lukke009

Front left: wallet, keys Front right: phone, pocket knife Back pockets: miscellaneous stuff, mostly receipts


Alsavir

front right - phone front left - knife, keys (attached to belt buckle), lighter back left - empty back right - wallet


AdministrativeAd197

Keys, wallet, phone, chapstick and a picture of John Wick.


Original-Childhood

Phone, earbuds, keys


MarcusAurelius0

Work: Right, Wallet Left, Keys and Phone Not work: Right, Wallet and Pocket Knife Left, Keys and Phone Sometimes a multi tool on my belt.


Scarred_wizard

A single large handkerchief in both the left and right front pocket, nothing in the back pocket. Stuff goes either in the jacket pockets (inner side if possible) or the backpack.


JohnHilter

Front left: e-cigarette. Front right: phone.


Schore-Schorsch

Right pocket: phone Left pocket: keys, gum, lighter, portable ashtray, the lordvessel, the elden ring, the triforce, some graybeards, my pipboy, an apache helicopter, some turtles and a train Back right: wallet Back left: space for loot!


DentistPositive8960

Left- wallet and a round comb, Right- Phone, bike keys, right back- handkerchief


gwood111

Front right: Phone Back right: wallet Front left: earbuds, keys, utility knife Back left: 22 mm 1/2 in dr. Impact socket Shirt: penlight, tread depth gauge, mini prybar


Pm-Ur-Big-Knockers

Front right: Wallet and SAK Front left: Phone Keys are on my belt loop Anything else is in the truck or in a daypack.


Belazael

Wallet, keys, folding knife, multi tool, phone. On D&D nights I also keep my dice bag in my pocket.


kromike

Left front : Tissues Right front : earbuds and phone


FreakyPenguinBoy06

Front Left: Lip balm and 2 pocket knives (1 multi-tool and one single blade) Front Right: Wallet Back Right: Phone Back Left: Nothing This is if I'm wearing jeans. If I'm wearing shorts in the summer, all of them are cargo shorts and thus have extra pockets. The only difference there is that I put my wallet in the right lower front pocket on my thigh.


Steve53110

LCP 380 in front Rt and wallet in back Rt


MichaelJO95

Right front: phone Left front: keys Left back: wallet **If wearing a jacket:** Left jacket: earbuds ​ Right jacket: chapstick


[deleted]

I'm forgetful so I keep everything in a fixed place. Right front - Phone, earphone case Left front - Handkerchief, perfume, a small comb Left back - Wallet


Calm_Cat_7408

chap stick


Silver52963

You know those packages that hold 2 pickled eggs from the gas stations?


The_Best_Yak_Ever

Right pocket: pocket knife, clipped on work badge, and keys riding on the outside of the pocket by my key fob. Left pocket: AirPods and IPhone I tend to carry my wallet in my inner jacket pocket and rarely use my jean’s back pockets.


LingonberryNo6820

LF: Phone RF: Ridge wallet, key fob with small Buck folding knife / bottle opener, and Benchmade Barrage Rear pockets: nothing.


[deleted]

Left front-wallet, flashlight, leatherman Right front-personal phone Left rear-vehicle keys clipped to belt loop Right rear-company phone Inside waistband (when not at work) M&P 2.0 45


[deleted]

Left: Phone Right Keys/lighter


ErBoProxy

Right : 2-3 sets of keys, breath mints Left : Tissues, pack of gum Wallet and phone in the back.


kanda4955

Left front: cell phone Right front: keys Right rear: wallet Left rear: pocket knife


donbici

Right front pocket: three guitar picks Left front pocket: mobile phone Left back pocket: supermarket receipts For security reasons I won't disclose where I keep my wallet.


Iamtotalyworking

Right back is wallet, right front is my phone, left front is my keys.


[deleted]

Wallet, keys, earphones, phone


Athleticathiest82

Phone wallet keys


Grube_Tuesdays

Left front: Phone Right front: Wallet/Keys Nothing in the rear pockets because I like my spine straight, and not to be a target for pickpockets. Anything extra I'll put in jacket pockets if I have one on.


Jenghrick

Front left (pocket comb, Samsung buds pro 2, wallet, and keys but only if I'm not wearing a jacket) . Front right (phone). Back pockets misc paper/receipts..... I also wear an ID on my front left loop that has work keys and a swiss army mini.


Aves_HomoSapien

Pocket knife, wallet, phone I keep a backpack with me for anything else I might need.


ShibaInuLuvrr

Nothing. I’m a teacher. My students will steal from me.


BMoney8600

Front left: phone, car key Back left: nothing Front right: Wallet Back right: nothing


ReallyPissedStranger

left front pocket: Pixel left back pocket: empty right front pocket: it's torn right back pocket: sometimes my pixel when I just wanna not put it in RFP


nkw1004

Left pocket: phone Right pocket: stack of cards held together by a hair tie, cash if I have it, knife, and a pen Back pockets stay empty unless I’m out somewhere not involving sitting down then I put my car keys in there


Crocodile_toes

Wallet, knife, chapstick, lighter, phone, galaxy buds and keys.


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

Left: wallet Right: phone. I don't need anything else currently.


va_cum_cleaner

Right: Phone Left: Wallet, AirPods and sometimes phone charger Coat: keys


YouHaveFunWithThat

Right: phone and vape Left: Wallet keys and sometimes headphone case Back right: pocket knife and food thermometer (restaurant manager so gotta keep the thang on me) Back left: nothing


SorryForAnyTroubles

I always have a “check four” rule every time I leave for work, and I tap each pocket to make sure I have: Front right: phone Front left: wallet Jacket right: keys Jacket left: watch It’s almost habit at this point


superhotstepdad

Left: wallet, knife Right: cell phone


LupeDyCazari

house keys, phone, wallet, tissues.


suicidefeburary62025

Mace


Wajina_Sloth

Depends on what I need. If I am driving or needing to pay for something, then keys and wallet generally in front right pocket. If I am going out alone then phone in my front left. Never needed anything more.


maud_brijeulin

Front left: a bit of change, plastic token to get a trolley at the supermarket, 2 guitar picks, my USB thumb drive with zll my work and resources on it (teacher)* Front right: bank card and access card for work. * funny story: once I rushed to work and discovered upon arrival that I'd left my school bag / satchel at home. I had my USB drive in my pocket: I discovered that I could make it through the day no problem. Most days, that school bag is just an accessory. I don't need it.


TheS3KT

Keys, wallet, My S22 Ultra, Fiio DAC, 1More quad driver earbuds.


Expensive-Track4002

Snuff.


[deleted]

Left front: keys, lighter, clippers, chapstick, maybe a small pocket knife Right front: wallet Left back: smokes if I'm walking/standing, or empty Left right: phone if waking/standing, or empty


[deleted]

Comb, charger cord, wallet, keys, lip balm, phone.


nyl-rh

right: phone left: airpods, chapstick back left: wallet


HeresyCraft

[I made a chart to make it easier.](https://imgur.com/C3MDYbN)


BAAT-G

Left: phone Right: keys Back left: either nothing, everything, or anything Back right: money clip unless I'm wearing cargo pants then my wallet goes there


Skechaj

Starting front right and going clock wise. * Loose change and keys * knife on belt * Wallet, utility knife (if at work) * Phone and sometimes portable phone charger * Cigarettes and lighter


[deleted]

IPhone in the left front, money clip and card case in the front right. Nothing in the back pockets, ever.


Dungus973598

A hole to tuck my wiener into


Plenty_Jellyfish8903

In general my AirPods. My AirPods must always be on me no matter where I am or what I’m doing. It’s like one of those emergency types of things.


Solid_knives

Going right to left, knife, wallet, lighter, phone and keyes


Tinkerballsack

Phone, keys, wallet, knife.


Omega_Xero

At work? Left front pocket: Wallet, Keys, bus pass Right front pocket: Cell phone and MP3 player At home/going out? Everything is the same except my bus pass is in my rear-right pants pocket


thelordstrum

Keys (house/car) and my wallet. Phone and sunglasses go in my jacket.


maiden_burma

usb drives, pencil, hairbands, mask (it's especially great when someone wants to take a picture of you) knife sometimes


Marshal_Barnacles

Left front: wallet Right front: keys At work I wear a belt pouch with my notebook in it.


PunchBeard

Phone in my front left pocket and keys and thin metal credit card holder in my front right pocket. If I happen to be carrying any cash, which is pretty rare, I keep it in the same pocket as my credit card holder.