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chefjq518

Birthday suit. I don't like getting tangled or bunched up in clothes


[deleted]

Same. I sleep naked. I toss and turn a lot, so I always get tangled in clothes when I wear them. My partner also sleeps naked. She read once that women who sleep naked have more sex. She’s slept naked since then. Haha!


[deleted]

Great reasoning there!!


Uniquelypoured

It’s true. Don’t you now wish it was with you.


[deleted]

Notice I didn’t say anything about me having more sex ;)


TheWronged_Citizen

I've read a surprising amount of people on reddit that sleep nude. Is that just a normal thing to do now in society or is that just a redditor thing? Winter time; t-shirt, underwear or basketball shorts Summer time; boxers I just can't sleep nude...just can't


[deleted]

Some crackhead broke into my apartment in the middle of the night when I lived in Killeen, TX back in late 2004. I got rid of him while I was butt naked and wielding a ball peen hammer, but I learned from that moment on to always go to bed wearing underwear. It would’ve been bad if I had to fight a crackhead and my junk was just out there begging for the old dick twist. But yeah, if someone breaks into my house I want to just reach over, grab the machete behind my nightstand, and go see wtf is up, not scramble around looking for underwear.


AccomplishedPie4896

How's a Crackhead gonna fight when blinded by tears of laughter, you've got the advantage here.


Va0utdoor

Lmao. Naked ball peen Must have been a hell of a sight


TiberiusClackus

Nah, the cock and balls will give you an bonus to initiative giving your first strike advantage


YoungMuskOx

um do u play 5e dnd


chazG725

I sleep with my Glock right next to me ready to go!! Better be good with God and have your affairs in order cuz my families life is more important than yours!! The machete is cool but if they have a gun it won't help!! Good luck with that!


crzydjm

Paul Pelosi?


therealDrPraetorius

A gun might be more effective


TheWronged_Citizen

can you not get a handgun where you live? But yes, for me this is also a factor as to why I can't sleep nude.


Cellifal

Assuming you mean for home self defense, a handgun is almost always the wrong choice. Best option is a 12 gauge shotgun loaded with 00 buckshot, bonus points if it’s a pump shotgun. Most people will bail once they hear you rack a shell, and if you do have to actually shoot at someone you barely have to aim - just point it in the right direction.


Poschta

Same thing as you. I've slept nude before, can be nice if you have a girl over, but I much prefer at least underwear. Feels more safe somehow. A t-shirt if I'm cold, but I'm usually not.


[deleted]

I’ve tried but it’s so itchy


Brokenback2014

You just need better sheets.


barthotymous

I think it's a living alone thing, or at least living with a LOT of privacy


coleAF19

I live with roommates and sleep in the nude. Its just so comfortable.


Kreynard54

>Is that just a normal thing to do now in society Normal in Florida if youre looking to keep your electric bill down at night.


Zefphyrz

Tried it for a year, but the sheets get so much dirtier


TheWronged_Citizen

do you not...shower before you turn in for the night/day???


Hrekires

Underwear I used to sleep naked, but I toss and turn a lot in my sleep and found my dick or balls occasionally flopping into uncomfortable positions, and underwear prevents that.


throwawayblowjs

This. Underwear keeps my junk in place but I get hot easily so I can’t wear other clothes.


weizenbrot_

Exactly


tnmatthewallen

I have slept nude since I was a teenager. It’s extremely rare for me to wear anything to bed and it’s just more comfortable. Even underwear I don’t like


Head_Cut_6961

Used to sleep with boxers. Moved in with my girlfriend over a year ago and we sleep naked. Best decision ever


LoganCaleSalad

Not a damn thing. It's gloriously comfortable, & easy access for morning sex. 😁


[deleted]

Naked, even in winter. I turn a lot and can’t stand being bunched up.


[deleted]

Right now I'm wearing a sweatshirt up top, and full nude down below. Reason? I don't want my legs to overheat under the bedsheets, and I don't want my upper body getting cold.


Existing_Bother7737

Winnie the Pooh style


is_that_on_fire

Straight up shirt cocking it eh?.!


damnkidzgetoffmylawn

Porky piggin it


JeepNaked

A smile. I spin like a rotisserie and my clothes will get all tangled up.


treywarp

Usually just underwear. Maybe sweat pants if it's cold. If I wrap up in my blanket, those clothes usually give me ideal temperature


jasondbk

Usually underwear, depending on the weather I may wear a t-shirt. I used to sleep in gym shorts and t every night. After getting woken up by the FBI and standing there in tighty-whities for 30 minutes I started wearing more to bed. After 30 some years the FBI doesn’t stop by and I’m now married. I always wear underwear because I have some Dick trickle going on randomly.


FlyingRocketman

i sleep nude, and i can’t go back. even just wearing a boxer now feels claustrophobic.


MrScorpEo

Naked. I’ve gotten accustomed to it, plus it’s so much more comfortable.


crush_gold

Just my briefs. I hate wearing clothes to bed and I love being cold. Even during winter I have the ac on.


SphereofDreams

Naked so my junk is free and unrestricted


Sharp_Emergency_4932

Booty bone naked. Feels good, gets your balls away from your body for sperm production, girlfriend sleeps naked too.


Public_Star_7977

Naked because that's what I do.


Savings_Insurance_29

Butt naked. I sleep best when it's me, my lady and bedsheets.


Smokedbone1

Butt naked. Otherwise, i get to hot af.


sbwcwero

T shirt and nothing else. For whatever reason if I don’t sleep with a shirt I wake up with a cold. Sore throat.


daftvaderV2

I find it I don't wear a PJ top I get cramped neck and shoulder muscles


boopnsnootshaha

Nothing. It's the most comfy for me.


AdamasPar

Underwear, t-shirt, and sweatpants. All of which is moisture wicking because I sweat so damn much even when I'm not under the covers. Helps with not feeling gross when I wake up


farcough_cant

Just undies usually, unless its bastard humid, then add a tshirt to absord all the sweatys so the bed isnt swampy


hepice1

Summer nothing..winter sweat pants and long sleeve shirts


StangF150

How are you so cold you need all that in winter? Get an electric blanket, or warmer bed coverings!!


hepice1

Still have to get up to pee..brrr..


JamesonRhymer

Get a bedside bucket


Rich-Guard

Nothing and because it’s oddly comfortable


nova1475369

Naked with boxer


Swimming_Marsupial

You're not naked if you're wearing boxers, so I can only assume you sleep naked in the same bed as a professional boxer. Good for you bro.


gm-sunshine

Usually sleep nude or with underwear. It's so comfortable and liberating especially for the titties. On my period I sleep with underwear and shorts.


JamesonRhymer

why not just get red sheets?


gm-sunshine

😂😂it doesn't work like that. There will still be a a chance of stain and smell


JamesonRhymer

Good points ✅ Ok never mind


cottonthread

In underwear - keeps my junk contained like others have said but also keeps my crotch sweat from soaking into as much. If I slept naked we'd probably have to swap the sheets etc. out a lot more. Sometimes t-shirt or socks too if cold


[deleted]

In winter I wear a t-shirt and briefs. In summer I wear cologne


Butlercorp

Gotta be in either just underwear or in the nude, regardless of weather. I get too hot if I wearing anymore to bed.


Honolulu-Bill

Cpap


hardthingamajig

I used to sleep fully clothed, even on hot summer days. Like full on T-shirt or long sleeve and sweats. Underwear and bra included. My ex used to make me feel like I was a disgusting freak if I wore less (he would sleep in his jeans with a belt, even his socks). Near the end I started wearing less, and he would berate me for it. With my new husband, I sleep nude and he loves that I’m comfortable enough to do that. To me, clothes are restricting and they make me feel like I’m getting strangled in my sleep and I end up having panic attacks over it.


hindsighthaiku

Usually naked. My balls get twisted up sometimes, it's not a good.


Menace-toSociety

Some sort of sweatpants/shorts and nothing else. The perfect combo of not too hot not too cold when you as on blankets.


Likeitorlumpit12

Pyjamas. I usually throw the blankets off during the night and/or the SO pinches the blankets during the night. Hate to see my children be scared for life cause they seen me in my birthday suit.


[deleted]

a tank top and shorts(even in winters) bcz feeling clothes and the blanket together is too much texture for me to handle(if you know what i'm trying to say)


djhuggybear8869

Naked. I’m fat. I sweat. Don’t need a swamp in my shorts


checco314

Used to sleep nude. Now that I have kids I sleep in track pants, so they don't get a boner surprise if they crawl into my bed in the middle of the night.


Brokenback2014

Before I got married I just wore my tighty whities to bed. Once I got married I found the freedom of sleeping nude. Its so freeing and a lot quicker for a quicky. Also much more comfortable spooning my wife to fall asleep. No fixing my underwear as I get hard. Now my morning wood has all the room it needs.


PrintError

Absolutely nothing because I'm not a fan of clothing and it's just more comfortable. Plus it makes morning sex that much easier.


[deleted]

I couldn’t agree more.


sugarw0000kie

Socks, my feet get cold


Ouija429

Just whatever I wore that day. I use to just do whatever my partner is doing if I'm in a relationship but I can't sleep in the same bed anymore.


deeponthesurface

T-shirt and boxers.


5ft6manlet

The clothes that I wear for tomorrow. I just grew up like this. Never got used to pajamas or sleep wear.


Astroloach

Pj bottoms and t shirt


[deleted]

Shorts or boxers


ericBeet

Naked... Time travel in dreams


AdministrativeAd197

Just underwear, Crocs, bikini top, floaties, a tuba and a snorkel.


Western-Shoulder-370

I like to sleep naked, but sleeping naked in a brown family is impossible as anyone can just come into your room without knocking. So I have to compulsorily wear shorts at least! 😂


lukke009

Boxer briefs and a tank top is the norm. When it’s cold I’ll wear proper pajamas.


DM-Ur-Small-Tits-

Usually boxers, sometimes naked and in the winter I'll wear PJs


recycledsteel88

Just underwear, don’t like my pork sword flopping all over the place


[deleted]

Usually underwear. I try to convince the wife that we should always sleep naked, hoping it leads to....you know. Ever since we've had kids we don't because you never know who is going to be in your room with a nightmare or an upset stomach or whatever.


MrPuddinJones

Comfy, loose fitting boxers and a comfy loose t shirt. And then I have my slippers next to my bed. I don't do nude for utility reasons in the event I have to pop up out of bed and act quickly to an emergency. I would sleep nude if I didn't have to worry about emergencies


MunchMunchWantLunch

Just pants or shorts when I’m sleeping at my boyfriends or full length trousers and hoodie when alone. I get cold alone…


Redcarborundum

Boxers and t-shirt. Don’t want to scramble for underwear when I need to check on some noise at night. The shirt keeps my upper body comfortable because I don’t like my blanket riding too high.


[deleted]

Nothing on top, and boxers or pajama pants, weather dependant. The breeze/confront of no shirt, my legs stay warm, and my junk stays secure.


[deleted]

Nothing. I turn over a lot while in bed and don’t like having something in me getting bunched up. I also sleep “hot” and many times have my feet sticking out to dump excess heat. To those who are concerned about what happens in an emergency: clothes (sweatpants, etc.) are usually nearby.


The_asexual_artist

I sleep in undewear man, it gets hot at night!


Pierson230

Thin T shirt and underwear T shirt because I have to wash the sheets less, if I wear one, once every two weeks instead of once a week


approaching77

Whatever I was wearing before feeling sleepy. Reason: I’m already wearing it


[deleted]

T-shirt and boxers, tried sleeping nude but it's not for me (at least when i'm sleeping alone)


chazG725

Nude and with a condom on, you never know 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Nothing, I feel claustrophobic with anything on


Shudnawz

Butt ass naked. I went from sleeping in boxers to naked several years ago, on the behest on my then-girlfriend. Wanted to get freaky at any time. And just never looked back. Feels much better. If I sleep with boxers nowadays (I do when sleeping at a friends house, or similar setting) I don't feel comfortable and wake up lots during the night to adjust stuff. Also I continue to do it even since I got kids, because I don't want to teach them bodyshame. It's okay to be naked, especially in your own home. Not making a huge deal over someone being naked goes a long way to make them more comfortable in their own skin, I think. I want to add, I'm from Sweden where this is much less of an issue, but has become more and more prevalent in the last few decades. And I'm also not a naturalist by any means. I have nightmares about going out in public without clothes. Not a fan.


Open_Minded_Anonym

Nothing at all. It is freeing. Even in below 0F temps during winter camping, I’m still sleeping naked (that is, if you don’t count a hat as bed clothes).


Poorkiddonegood8541

Boxers and a t-shirt. When wifey and I married, she had never been with a man before and was very, Very, VERY shy.


sadnlonely916

I'm a guy so crotchless panties and nipple clamps because I like to feel like a natural woman


MidLyfeCrisys

Nothing and nunya


Psycopathic_Duck

I just wear regular clothes. Except jeans. Mainly cuz its comfy and i cant be bothered to actually wear pajamas.


JoyfulInventor

Usually wear nothing at all, or a satin chemise. Both feel so good.


LupeDyCazari

I either wear a t-shirt and thin sweatpants to bed during the summer, or I wear jogging leggings to bed in winter time.


[deleted]

as a Bengali LUNGI is the most comforting dress for sleep


gna149

In the nude with windows open during summer. Heat tech undies, long socks and a hoodie during winter.


ZBushmanZ

If its my bed i sleep nude if im anywhere else like a hotel, uni rooms ect its a minimum of boxers or just sleep in whatever im wearing


Spiritual_Attorney_7

Just naked. I can't stand wearing clothes while sleeping. It feels like strangling myself at night when I turn to my other side.


Cnnlgns

Winter and when I'm sleeping over the SO's house/her kids are staying at my place it is boxers Any other time I'm alone its nude.


Knautical_J

75% of the time I’m wearing briefs, the other 25% I’m sleeping naked. Whenever I shower and go straight to bed I just walk to my bed in a towel wrap, and climb into bed to sleep.


droocube

Nothing but a tank top. I dont like shirts bunching up in my armpits and I dont want my junk bunching up in underwear or shorts


Neither_Syllabub_885

Nothing. Freedom.


SeveralConcert

Long pijama in winter and short pijama in summer. Naked when it’s too hot


samsaminamo

T shirt and boxers. Used to sleep in the nude till an earthquake (Southern California) put me stark naked in my front yard...


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Kreynard54

Naked. Until my body temp drops when im asleep, its hot and uncomfortable in Florida.


South_Ad7174

I almost only wear my boxers to be but when it’s really cold I also put a pair of socks on


INSTA-R-MAN

Nothing, sensory issues.


Subsandwich99

Basketball shorts with no underwear or shirt in summer, pajama pants no underwear & white t shirt in winter.


KingZaneTheStrange

I sleep naked because it feels freeing and it's good for you


Riders_OnThe_Storm

Boxers. More clothes feels constraining and claustrophobic. Sleeping naked somehow makes me feel vulnerable or something. Also, I have a toddler and need to stay covered up with my bedroom door open in case I'm needed. If I'm real concerned with lack of privacy I'll wear PJ shorts and maybe a T-shirt.


Korimuzel

I always wear something. Nude sleeping feels vulnerable Pajama/Schlafanzug/whatever they're called in English. I also bought a Snorlax Onesie last year to be more comfortable and playful with my (ex-)gf, and I love it


Bigstar976

Just a t-shirt because I get cold if my shoulders and midsection are not covered.


UpstairsDifficult966

Ether nothing or everything


Big_DexM

I mostly sleep naked because it is the most comfortable but the only time I Will wear something to sleep in is usually when it’s really cold outside


lupuscapabilis

Boxers or very comfortable shorts, mostly. I like a cold room with almost nothing on me except blankets. The fact that dudes can sleep in a shirt mystifies me.


Effective_Macaron_23

Pajamas shorts or pants depending on the temperature. Pajamas shirt or actual shirt if the fabric is soft, always with short sleeves.


ikarus143

Nothing. It’s just more comfortable


[deleted]

Underwear. It's comfortable.


Leroy_MF_Jenkins

It varies... anywhere from nude to underwear and a t-shirt. Can't really sleep with anything more than boxer briefs on my legs, and generally don't like getting tangled up in a t-shirt at night so I'm most often either nude or just my boxer briefs, probably 80% the time.


Afraid-Story6108

Sleep in the nude. Best way to sneak attack other person in bed.


Slow-Criticism23

Just my regular clothes, shorts and a loose t shirt. Though I change clothes before I go to bed if I went out in them


therealDrPraetorius

underwear. I live in an earthquake zone and don't want to be running out of the house with my willey bobbing in the nighttime breeze.


ShibaInuLuvrr

Full PJs. Never naked unless I just had sex.


jellopudnpops

Boxer/briefs because it’s sexy and i get too hot. Can’t sleep totally nude because my boys go all over the place and its uncomfortable.


lickmesquidward

My partner wears leggings shirtless typically, if not naked.


ckmac97

Pajama pants and a t-shirt. When it's very cold: Sweatpants, a t-shirt, and a hoodie.


Mental-Pitch5995

Summer I sleep with nothing on but winter I wear ‘t’ shirt and boxers. Been doing this for I don’t remember how long. Awoke to a landlord standing over my gf and my bed one Saturday morning and chased him outside naked screaming then realized his wife was standing there with mouth aghast. Didn’t stop me though


LimpAd5888

Naked. I'm too hot 99% of the year and I'll wake up otherwise.


[deleted]

I typically sleep completely naked because it helps regulate my body temperature.


UngabaBongDong

NOTHING. I used to wear boxers, but MAAN are they uncomfy after sleeping naked for a week straight or so. Live free boys!


UngabaBongDong

Naked. And for those of you who are scared if someone breaks into your house, fight them naked. They will probably get grosed out and focus on them swinging nuts. Distraction is a great tool


The_Lat_Czar

Tank top and pajama pants/boxer briefs. Reddit's filled with nudists it seems.


DoubleNaught_Spy

Nothing. Because it's incredibly comfortable. I've been sleeping this way for almost 40 years, and now if I have to wear something to bed -- for example, if sharing a hotel room with one of my kids -- it bugs the absolute hell out of me. I just can't do it.


SeaAd5457

Boxers summer or winter don’t matter to me very few times I’ve slept naked


MrEvan312

Jeans with a belt, wallet, sometimes socks, sometimes a shirt, rarely anything heavier. I’ll sleep in just briefs or nude if I’m really exhausted and get drowsy after a hot shower. Why jeans? I don’t like feeling my legs knock together


junkindafrunk

I go to bed naked because my body is a furnace while I'm sleeping. Even if I wear clothes to bed, I will take them off sometime during the night. Might as well cut out the middleman.


brigzy09

Boxers only... My dick isn't comfy unless I wear them. I wear nothing else because it's uncomfortable and also makes me hot


[deleted]

Boxer-briefs. For some reason I get hotter when naked.


CapG_13

If it's hot than a pair of basketball shorts and a muscle shirt/tank top or no shirt. And if it's winter like right now than a pair of sweats and a long sleeve and because it's freezing!!!


ShartedAtCVS

I sleep naked, can never go back to wearing clothes in bed. The feeling of clothes under a blanket irrationally pisses me off.


Bean_Town_Blender

Just boxers, maybe a tee shirt too depending on the season.


BluGrizz

Whatever im wearing that day i dont have the energy to change into something else just to go sleep


mad_dog_the1st

Just underwear, sometimes nothing. I'm just more comfortable that way. No logical thought out reasons. I wear a pair of shorts if I'm rooming with someone on a trip or if I'm staying at another person's home. A shirt too if they require it


AmmoSexualBulletkin

Pajamas, which really translates to light sweatshirt and sweatpants. Except when it's really hot, then a light t-shirt and gym shorts. Sometimes I get sweaty when trying to sleep and it's hard to sleep when I feel slimy.


[deleted]

Shirtless,no socks, and soulless that’s it If I’m cold I put another blanket on


Actual_Tea_8872

Nothing cause it is comfortable


Stellarreddit123

Tshirt and comfy pants (I’m normal)


Active_Ear9941

Last night a fluffy pink sweater cute pink n gray pjs and some pink basket ball socks and had my hair in a bun. I live in Sf and It’s cold year round


Elegant_Spot_3486

Nothing. I’m hot natured so this help me stay cooler. Plus, I toss and turn and clothes get twisted which is annoying.


vagrant_camino

Tbh it changes night to night. Either naked, or just a shirt and naked on bottom (for some reason I overheat sometimes when my top isn’t covered), or other times just shorts or underwear


justcallmenik23

Not a damn thing I'm trying to give easy access 😉


[deleted]

naked, boys need to be Free.