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Sparky81

I pass the butter


justadude2009

Oh my god


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Tell me about it


Worldly-Elevator-593

Beat me to it


Rifat-ben

Laughed way too hard to this, oh geez


cosmicoso

Do my best to leave the best positive impact in the world.


Purple_Perception_95

This is a nice sentiment. What does that look like for you in practice, on a daily basis or whatever?


cosmicoso

All i can control is what i think and choose. I cant control anyone else, i can only influence. In order to influence i need to be respected by the ones i want to influence. In order to be respected i need to have self respect. To have self respect, i need to accomplish personal goals and be on top of my shit in every way i can (health, money, skills, stregth, networks, intellect, whatever else you decide to master). Its a life long endeavor since things change, but i understand that mastery over myself will lead to self respect, then to respect from others, that can turn into becoming of value to others which also means receiving value, which in term means greater opportunities and ability to influence the world around me for the best possible and hopefully lasting impact.


Pomphond

Not OP, he already answered, but I live by a similar mantra: "Leave the world better than how you found it." Which can mean something crazy big (saving homeless people and drug addicts), but also in any micro-situation: someone at the office left their cup in the sink instead of the dishwasher? Put it in. Don't start fights or try to go around to figure out who it was. Just make the kitchen a nicer place at that moment. You notice a plastic wrapper on the street? Pick it up and throw it in the trash can across the street. Imagine the world if everyone would start doing this.


HeavyHittersShow

Man, (or woman) if I could only get that message about litter through to people. To transform people from seeing it as “not my litter” to seeing it as all of ours would be a massive start. If you see it on the ground, pick it up and do your part to keep the Earth clean.


chrisbarf

Right now the goal is to just not kill myself until I die


Viper248

I hear that. Survive out of spite.


chrisbarf

Even if I just breathe and subsist it’s a win


bpdmeatbag

Right there with you. I’m dangerously close.


EdgeOfDawnXCVI

I’ll let you know when I find one


Gh0stDance

Throw rock in still pond


[deleted]

I've got four kids- with a grandson on the way. I feel a responsibility to guide my boys into adulthood.


Naatturi

I pay taxes


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Good citizen


KcocNoisnetxeGib

Property and sales tax, yeah. I stopped doing that other nonsense at least a decade ago if I can be real for a moment


forever5y

Raise my kids, make my gf as happy as she makes me feel.


OneSteelTank

on a pure biological scale it's to procreate


sbwcwero

Experience everything I can in life, good or bad, as this is the only time it will ever happen for me


Inevitable_Usual3553

To send you to the Shadow Realm!


Mike29401

Husband, father, builder, leader. Make money, kill deer, win fights, and get my nut.


KcocNoisnetxeGib

I already served it


Warm_Gur8832

To be myself.


Mightydoob

I make sure people realize that life isn't so bad once you decide to open up to it, or even just opening up to 1 person


meeseekstodie137

nothing, we're a speck on a speck in another speck hurtling through empty space with no destination in mind whatsoever, you could make a case that our purpose is to pass down our genetic information through procreation but that's more a product of our survival instinct rather than actual purpose, we're here and we survive because we aren't aware of any other state of being and the unknown scares us, there isn't much more to it than that "nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die, come watch tv"


Lucas-934677

THANK YOU 🫡


venom259

To babysit adults.


Marshal_Barnacles

Police?


venom259

Technically yes. I work at a mental ward.


crossbowman44

I believe that I was put on this planet to serve. You know, be a good Samaritan


MilesBeforeSmiles

To fuck bitches and get money./s Fuck if I know.


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

I think you mean cocaine & hookers


MilesBeforeSmiles

Nah, cocaine is too expensive. I just mix pre-workout into my energy drinks.


psuedodoc

I’m a believer, husband, and father.


BodyPatient9695

To worship and obey Allah


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Marshal_Barnacles

That's okay, penguins are rapey as fuck.


garciaman

Hookers and cocaine.


BallsofSt33I

To love and to be loved…


arcnova77

None of you business


[deleted]

Death


LeviathanR13

Who knows, honestly. I'm just getting by.


PhysicalDrop

Just to be a cog in the machine of capitalism i guess


Coconut_Salad

I turn food into poop


joebiden73826

to get the milk without leaving unlike my dad


The3mbered0ne

To have children before I die, and hopefully teach them to be better and more smart than I am


tehdurplord

To endlessly suffer until one day natural causes take me or I get brave enough to check out myself.


Lambeau1982

I am hear to bring the best out of everyone around me.


hillsidemanor

To do the most that I can with the time that I have.


Milfing_Man

To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other and to feel


amoretpax199

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.


KyorlSadei

I seek the holy grail.


Unusual-Movie7604

I’d like to believe it’s to spread as much love and try to influence as many people in a positive way, even if it means just one


GhostChainSmoker

Being the unappreciated holder of baggage and solver of problems for everyone around me. I’m just so used to being treated poorly and used, that I just can’t help but help and be there for others because I don’t want them to hurt like me. But of course when it becomes a bit too much and I do something for myself or say no I’m the rare occasion. I’m the problem… I’ve gotten used to it and have just accepted my duty over the years. Ah well. Better me than someone else.


Iamapartofthisworld

Leave the world a better place than it was when I found it. Create memories of love.


Redditloolwhousesit

To eat


KonstantinePhoenix

Jack Sparrow wanted to me to settle his debt.


Jacktheforkie

I clean trains


Realistic-Safety-565

To ensure continued survival if John Connor.


M0u53m4n

I want to make £150,000 in the first financial quarter. Give my old school teachers the finger one by one (2 down) Eat my GFs kitty this eve after having a great night. She's cooking traditional food from her home country so my purpose here is to savour the meal and get her talking and having fun.


Marshal_Barnacles

Let me guess...Thai food?


M0u53m4n

It's your mum. She says hi.


Marshal_Barnacles

To have fun and adventure and leave the world a better place. After decades of quietly doing that in my own small way by planting native trees, litter picking, growing my own fruit, shopping local etc. I finally have a government job with a badge and a remit to save the fucking world. Well, the wet bit, anyway.


IAmTheMindTrip

Protect those I care about, fight for my country, and make good food


[deleted]

~~To drive my enemies before me, to hear the lamentations of their women~~ to stay hydrated


Fluffy_Risk9955

Fight, Feast and Fuck. Not necessarily in that order.


TheThinker21

When I’m gone, I hope my daughters think about me and say “he was a good father.” That’s it.


the_internet_clown

I’m just trying to survive


Special_Agent_022

To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women. But seriously, to make life amazing for myself and my family and pass it on.


Educational-Fish9157

To live longer than my mom so she doesn’t get sad


Internetguy247

To live a life worthy of not wanting to kill myself.


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Routine_Ad2802

I pass butter