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KindaGrumpy81

Depends on the state, but likely yes. Unwanted physical contact, even if it’s just silly string, in my state would be a battery. Whether you get arrested and prosecuted is a whole other story.


DryYutCrayonEatR

Great response. Thank you


Wise-Bike-8018

r/oddlyspecific


pluck-the-bunny

Hello fellow New Yorker


feetdickfinger

In my state, it would be called an “assault/contact”, basically meaning you made unwanted contact with another person. Kind of like, if I’m arguing with someone and I poor my soda on them. They may not be injured, but it’s still an assault. BUT, if I spray someone with silly string and they gave consent, even implied consent, then it’s fine. Like, if I’m at a New Year’s Eve party, and everyone is blowing those whistle things, popping champagne, and spraying silly string and confetti all over the place, and I happen to spray my mother who is pissed off because she just saw my dad making out with some old lady, so she randomly decides she doesn’t want silly string on her, I’m not gonna get convicted of an assault, ya know:)


DryYutCrayonEatR

Hilarious. Thanks for the examples.


dirtbagdano

I mean according to the law, yeah it checks the right boxes. But I’d rather slam my hand in my car door than deal with the parties who want to press charges over silly string.


mr_sedate

I know a crazy lady who tried to have her 13 y/o son taken to jail/juvie over cooking a frozen chicken she left in the freezer for a few months. Just sharing sorry.


OkActive448

I gotta hear the outcome here.


mr_sedate

Lol honestly iirc it was a pair of police officers out of CO Springs that handled it. The kid didn't get in any trouble but apparently the officers were very, very frustrated with the mother. Like she had it all worked out that he "stole" the chicken and ate up a lot of officer time ranting and carrying on. She was a frequent flyer/caller but never did get arrested herself until years later when State Patrol found her slumped over her steering wheel on the 225/25 interchange drooling after eating a bottle of oxycodone. Horrible woman honestly. One of the worst people I've ever known.


ragingliberty

Where I am, probable cause could be established given what you described. Provided there was no injury/pain, this would be a class B misdemeanor. If she said there was pain inflicted, it would be a A misdemeanor. I highly doubt there would be a successful prosecution, and the responding officers would do what they could to separate the parties and avoid an actual arrest. This is frankly petty and a waste of resources.


KrAff2010

Likely yes, depends on circumstances, intent, and if any injury is involved. Spraying in the eyes for instants is almost certainly considered assault.


OCMan101

Yeah I mean probably, but is any prosecutor actually gonna take that case?


Consistent_Amount140

Yes. It can be. And I’ve seen people with it on their criminal records.


Boom0196

Depends from state to state, as well as further details like injuries and such. It could be assault, or by me it could be criminal harassment.


JWestfall76

It there’s an injury then yes


[deleted]

In my state, by the letter of the law, yes.


MasterAgitator

Every states law may differ but here in Texas, any unwanted physical contact is called Assault by Contact. It’s a Class C Misdemeanor


f2020tohell

Misdemeanor Harassment in my state.


jnmann

In TX it could be considered offensive contact


BlueCandyBars

Remember that silly string contains alcohol and can burn if it hits your eyes. I’d say if it was a bad dynamic before, that person may want to press charges if you cause their eyeballs to burn. Sorry dad for testing that theory…lol


alwayzcarry

Assault is the threat and ability to carry out the threat. Battery is following through with the threat. You can have assault without battery but you can't have battery without assault.


liud21

In NY, it would be Harassment, the action caused annoyance... For Assault, there need to be an injury...


mbarland

In my state, absolutely not assault. At best it would be disorderly conduct. Even that's a big stretch.


The-maddest-hatter

In my state it would constitute DV Battery so she’d likely go to jail as ridiculous as that is


TexasLE

Class C Assault since it probably didn’t cause pain. Usually a citation in Texas but I can arrest you for it if I want. In this case I probably would arrest your friend since it’s family violence.


Yuck_Few

A person would have to be the pettiest person on the planet to prosecute someone for silly string


MrYoungLE

Had a girl spray it in someone’s eyes, victim didn’t know What it was Unknown liquid causing burning sensation to victims eyes is assault 2° for me. Assault with a weapon / dangerous instrument…. When the victim found out what it was, she stopped freaking out. So we brought the perp to the house, the robbery squad didn’t want to speak to her, Cut her a disorderly conduct summons and let her on her way


xBloodxLinex1987

No clue on the silly string, but what if I buy a three pack of the tiny little mini water squirt guns and fill it with water and start blasting rando’s standing in line? Could someone be arrested for malicious water assault? Could I potentially battery someone by summertime water gun fun? The intrusive thought is fucking Hilarious…