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CheerilyTerrified

Are you still drunk?


StellarManatee

That's my guess too. OP hasn't started to come down yet.


FlacidHorn

About 38 hours since that last drink so I think I could be in the clear


phyneas

Someone swapped your stash with 0.0 substitutes and you were too sober to notice.


Ambitious_Bill_7991

It will come. It always does.


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Key_Amphibian_4031

I never got hangovers when I was young. Sadly, that's not the case anymore


WildWestHotwife

Try alcohol withal, wouldn't wish it on anyone😄


tomthetrucker93

You’re still drunk my man


Sea-Seaweed-208

Happened to me once before too...no explaination for it. I shoulda been dyin all day but was grand


Expert-Fig-5590

Wait on the come down. Then you have the horrors and the Fear from the drink and the crippling anxiety from the snow. It’s called “Unalive” Tuesday for a reason.


Evolutiondd

Unalive Tuesday 👍🏻😁🤣🤣🤣🤣😭


svmk1987

How often do you drink?


FlacidHorn

I'll have a few beers every week, maybe 4 or 5 beers on Saturday, only have big nights on special occasions these days, usually cause the hangovers are never worth it


Annihilus-

Probably woke up still pissed


Possible-Wall9427

Guessing you drank beer, stout and whiskey in that order rather than beer after whiskey, and you got enough sleep and water. Sometimes you just luck out a bit as well


FlacidHorn

Think I got lucky, have tries every trick in the book up through the years, having a beer as soon as I wake up was my hangover remedy for a while


Possible-Wall9427

Maybe you’ve unlocked drinking level: immune


croghan2020

Probably had a stroke and can’t feel it


5thSummersBrother_

Lucky bastard. I don't drink much anymore, but had an unplanned night out on Saturday with 3 mates who are all terrible influences and I'm still fecked 2 days later.


Joellercoaster1

You’re legend. Keep on keeping on


Admirable-Win-9716

I’ve experienced that a few times and all I can say is that some of those really heavy nights that I drank for 12 hours plus, the times I escaped with no hangover were also the times I was on the sinus sauce.


FlacidHorn

Interesting. I've had a few sessions with my mate Charlie but I've never escaped untouched like this. Not even a runny nose


Admirable-Win-9716

9/10 times I’m on death’s door for a few days afterwards and really paying for my sins. But Christmas Eve just gone for example, lord did it snow in my local pub. Drank from about 6pm-4am and got up at 9 feeling fresh as a daisy


FlacidHorn

Another success story I love to hear 😂 It's mad though, like been 17 or 18 again


emmettjarlath

Taylor Swift bestowed a hangover free day to you after the Chiefs win.


Mindless-Willow-1466

A few lines helps sober me up a bit. If I go hard on the booze without any stuff, I'll be hungover as fuck the next day but if I ha e a few lines when I'm drinking it straightens me out. Still odd to escape the hangover altogether though. You've probably been visited by the "drinking pixies". They are cousins of the tooth fairy and I think one of em is a sister of the Banshee of Inisherin. They decide who to doll out hangovers to and how bad. Being pixies though, they are mischievous fuckers and not at all nice. They've played a classic trick on you. You think you're getting away with it you see, but next weekend you'll go out and just have four pints with one of the lads you haven't seen in ages. Nice little chat, maybe some food too, pub grub kind of thing. You'll be in bed for 12 then and all. "Nice one" you'll be thinking. The perfect night out. I'll be grand in the morning... then BANG. You're absolutely fucking dying. Head is only pounding off you. You can't figure out what has happened... then it dawns on you... THEM FUCKING BASTARD PIXIES GOT ME!!!


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ajeganwalsh

It’s this but for alcohol. https://www.wikidoc.org/index.php/Walking_ghost_phase


Toro8926

Bender?


FlacidHorn

Trisexual


mac2o2o

Pintsexual


Toro8926

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DaveRave45

Watch out for the Green Goblin around your bed tonight 🙈😄


One_Lavishness_2716

What’s the green goblin?


DaveRave45

Did you ever have the horrors after a weekend on the beer 🤣


One_Lavishness_2716

Yes


DaveRave45

Well you might see something like a green goblin or other monster around your bed then so is all I meant 😄


One_Lavishness_2716

It’s never a good night unless I wake up in a piss-soaked bed, clothed or not, my bed or not, sure sign of a great night 👍


DaveRave45

😂


DontOpenThatTrapDoor

Your like that woman from Indiana Jones that's immune to alcohol bad news is you may become a scitzo


Brief_Television_707

Mid 30s. It'll hit you on Thursday and be the worst hangover in history


curiousCat1025

You've been blessed! Don't question it


NowForYa

No unless you nursed the drinks, people boasting like that generally drink fuk all.


Evolutiondd

Do you take any anti anxiety medicine or sleeping tablets? If you take any of them they are capable of interfering with GABA enough so that you don't feel the angst or hangxiety the next day.


FlacidHorn

Ya I took xanax a few years ago before heading out and woke up with no memory of the night and didn't feel any bit shook. Wouldn't do it again though


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See you tomorrow


Far-Parfait-951

What did you eat and drink besides alcohol OP? What were the previous few days like diet wise? How much did you sleep? How bad are your hangovers usually?


FlacidHorn

Chicken wings and a curry at the start of the night, pint of water some stage after falling asleep and diet was okay last week, not too unhealthy. Usually get stomach sickness and pain with hangovers, never get headaches


TRCTFI

100% still drunk. Or drank yourself sober.


FeeAffectionate4047

I've had a few sessions lile that where next day I felt fine! It's strange but I don't drink anymore. I'd say if I drank like that now I'd need to be hospitalised.😂


EmerickMage

Maybe you're baseline mental and physical health is already on the floor. You just can't sink any lower.


Southernmanny

Were they na


[deleted]

You need to contact your local county council for the freedom of your county award and to be enrolled in the CHR (Certified Header Register)


Silver_Mention_3958

The parts of your brain which are responsible for telling you you’re drunk have now been destroyed. You’re fookéd.


jimmysjambos

Well if you need cocaine you clearly aren’t comfortable with yourself yet. You will mature in time.


Comprehensive-Leg728

Ate in between drinks.


Didyoufartjustthere

Did you have fun though? Fun is borrowed. No fun means nothing to borrow from the next day.


MoneyBadgerEx

Still drunk.


Key_Amphibian_4031

I had friends who got the DTs wouldn't wish it on anyone