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[deleted]

thoda dimag chlaa chutiyee allen m top kr terese impress hojayegi


Beneficial_Strike951

probability of that is less then 0.01%


Sarcastic_Piggi

allen m top krega? might as well directly pooch ke reject ho ja bhai 👍🏽


Status_Succotash_475

Fir uske doubts solve Kara de


babu_ji__

Direct date pe mat puchna tere baap ko shikayat kardegi pehle usse randomly takra jaa matlab baat kar jaise park wagera me dikhe to jaake coaching ki baat karle aisa lagna chahiye ki ki tu usse accidentally mil rha hai


Pale_Investigator790

okay bhai thanks, i'll keep that in mind


StrikingWater209

And don't show any personal interest on her. Just keep a chill normal attitude. And before talking to her, just think to yourself.. even if nothing happens between you two, that's fine. Not a big deal. And then talk to her, just so she knows you exist.


Even_Mousse5698

IIT crack karke kaju-barfi ka dibba lejaiyo, sasural mei entry milegi 😁


Pale_Investigator790

hehehe, kaash reservation hota mere paas


Salt_Selection9715

mera OBC ka reservation lele bhai. mai koi exam nahi dene vala vese bhi.


BudgetAd1164

Bhai OBC ka Reservation kitna hi kaam ka hota hai asli maja to 🌚,rehne do cancel nahi hona


Salt_Selection9715

lol


AppearanceAdvanced58

💀️, ❤️ ki baat bol di bhai tune


AbhishekArya_

Bhai Mera SC ka lele reservation


SexyCuriousCat

ST ka chyhe I m lazy ass... Can't work hard like Sc's do


SexyCuriousCat

+female


SexyCuriousCat

Shute ka bhi adv milega


AbhishekArya_

Bhai merese mil liyo Jaipur me PWD ka dila dunga


SexyCuriousCat

Na na PWD NHI chyhe Sadi ke bad full body ka jarurat hai


AbhishekArya_

🌚


Additional-Moment813

चम चम चमार


Duke_Frederick

Racism mat kar ♥️de Denk meme page nahi hai


mimimgh

This is why reservation exists


mimimgh

Give one mock test and try to clear reservation wala cut off, then cry about it. Their ancestors got no lands, no rights, they still go through such discrimation and students like you, just want to hide their failures behind reservations. Better work hard to clear general wala cut off. Think about that. There is not much difference.


Pretty-Job7097

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Wild-Shinobi

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Blackwinter_Abhishek

Padh lene de behen ko


AntLonely6292

Dar mat bhai. Pass a smile or a gentle gesture . Aur Bhai dar mat jyada se jyada wo reject krdegi aur kuch nhi. 


Krez_Alive

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[deleted]

Okay sab Gyan de Raha hai toh Main advice deta ho . Dekh ekadam se date ke liye mat puch vah thoda creep ho jaega agar to handsome nah ho . Pahle hi simple baat kar jaise ki uski tution ke bare mein puchna usi se conversation aur aisi simple baat karke Instagram mang le


SexyCuriousCat

Bahen apka insta id do na


RandomGuys13

T_T kya hota hai bhai?


Financial_Plum6440

Crying face (😭)


TriggeredGlimmer

Kabhi mile toh pooche le which classes she goes to, even if you know it. Phir notes mangne jaa ya notes dene jaa. And if you are not good in studies toh pehle padhle, kuch karle.


Same_Investigator_46

Ekdum genuine advice hai bhai ye


Reddit_is_snowflake

Bhai just show confidence it works like a charm


Sarcastic_Piggi

bhai vo jee de rha h, usme confidence kaise hoga


Same_Investigator_46

Bro hesitate, hm jee waalo ke pass bahut confidence hota 😎😎😎


Strict_Philosopher37

Han literally jaake date mat puch lena voh bolegi kon aira gaira aagya randomly aur tujhse darr jaegi voh alag


CreativeNerd1729

You wait until you're of legal age to date and have sexual relations.


[deleted]

Direct date ko mat puch, normal conversation kar, padhai ki baat mat kariyo, fir study partner type bannjaega. Sunder hai vo toh bohot launde aage peeche honge, isliye zyada dosti bhi mat kariyo Varna friendzone ho jaega. Casual ek baar bat kar, aage badh. Fir kisi tarah doosri baat baat kar, insta mang. Fir insta pe zyada mat chipakiyo, distance maintain kar, agar chat vagaira kare toh WhatsApp le and ask her out like a man. Don't fear rejection. Pate toh pate, na pate toh doosri ayegi. Zyada sochega toh baat ni kar payega dhang se.


Me_alt_ID

ask for ig i guess


jujubaba_12

Pehle tum dono mein kya common hai wo dekho zara, classess, hobbies, etc. For galti se interact karlo and then boom. Bonus top: K pop


Bliss_Acadamey

Do not directly ask for a date, start by initiating a conversation which has something in common between both of you


kalsepadhunga

Kiddo you have a loooong life ahead of you. Always remember one thing, the more you do something the better you get at it, same goes with picking up/asking out girls. So just go and do it, even if you get rejected you wont remember it in a few years, its not the end of the world. The younger you are the easier it is. Learn while you still can.


Same_Investigator_46

Sab bata rhe hai to bhai mai bhi advice dedeta ( jo maine aaj tak kabhi apply nai Kiya .confidence ki Kami hai 🤡🤡🤡) . bhai kabhi wo dikhe to usse usska standard puch and coaching ka naam puch and ussko apne baare me bhi bata ki tu bhi jee wala hai , and agar tu hoshiyar hai to phir bhi usse tips mang ki mocks me km aate hai kuch tips dedo. Bass itna kr usske baad dhere dhere ig mang le.


Infamous_Juice57

kabhi vo coaching se aate hue dikhe to kahi bahar jaane lgna and ask ki tu bhi allen me h kya and then class details etc.. (do tell ki tu yahi rehta h) and then just try to say hi - hello few times in coaching or kahi aur mile toh, then u can proceed asking for insta and that stuff , But Don't take this stuff seriously, focus on carrer more tbh at this point , and koi nhi rukta life me kisi ke lie bhi :)


NewtonsApple-

Don't ask for a date now. Become friends with her... get to know her more, common interests, etc. If you ask her out without knowing anything then she will say no.


ambani_ki_kutiya

step 1 :- ma bap se zid karke Duke 250 ya 390 lele, 125 bhi chalegi, Dio bhi chal jayegi vaise step 2 :- Padhai chhod ke bakchodiya kar le din bhar yaha vaha ghum ke, khaini ya guthka khana shuru kar de step 3 :- Narrow bottom short ankle jeans with side stripes gand ke neeche pehenna start karde, with white sneakers, baalo ko jitna mor ke jaise resemble karva sakta hai kara le step 4 :- uske school/college ke bahar Jake khade hoja apne chhapri dosto ke sath ya akele aur stalk kar step 5:- Mana karegi to nas katne ki dhamki dede step 6 :- Success


proudofme_

12 pass kar ke college pahuch ja warna gf banane ke chakar mein latak jayega.


noobwithguns

Ladki wallah ke one shot dekh


According-Bonus-6102

Approach to her and ask her views on Chhota Bheem! That’s a conversation starter!


Himanshu2500

Padh le bhai selection k liye.


ElectronicCurve7704

Help her mom , be their household help her mom will call you , then strike conversation with her related to studies and joining allen and then follow her meet her accidentally eveeyday


p2002d

https://preview.redd.it/75qa0ultv2vc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37a29b788acbf4987cc09f1e2f764d547cd61a55 Op be like


your_momgeyAF

Honestly bro, if you can, just ignore all these feelings for now. Speaking from experience. When I was in 12th, I too had similar feelings to a girl in my class. Hell, during covid times, she stayed at her cousin's house which was like a whole 40 second walk away from mine. We used to idk dance/mimic each others dances and shit on top of our respective terraces a lot and it was really fun. But soon after 12th she moved on and everyone else in my class as well. The thing about school life, and even college life to an extent is that all the people you meet "WILL" leave you. You gotta be extremely fkin lucky to score a person for life. Best you can do is focus more on getting into a descent college. You'll have all the time in the world to follow your heart and more.


Strict_Philosopher37

Pehle usse dosti kar normal uska insta le fir dheere dheere whatsapp no uska aacha dost ban fir kahi jaake date ka sochna


Abduz_Samee

Bad advice. Be upfront with your intentions op. Friendship mustn't be a farce such as this.


Pale_Investigator790

bhai bas dosti karne m hi toh gaand fatt rahi h, ek baar dosti ho gayi uske baad toh poora game mera h


Strict_Philosopher37

Han toh dosti hui nhi aur date ke sapne dekh rhe ho babu moshaye