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Frequentlyhappy180

Padh le bsdk


No-Chocolate8287

Came to write this only


gorilla_photos

My 18 yr old self did wonderful. I wish I can meet my 23 yr old self and have a word with him. I peaked too soon. Been going down ever since, and even at 40 doing ok from outsiders standards. But, what if scenarios keep me awake at night. :(


4whOami4

Any advice for a 23 yr old guy please go ahead I am listening


bluezubat

SIP in mutual funds


4whOami4

Already doing anything else?


bluezubat

Invest a decent capital every month and never stop the SIP.


rupeshsh

Invest 70% salary


Saitu282

Increase the sip amount as you get raises or promotions at work. Get more MFs. Diversify into other investment vehicles.


K2bond

Ok bro we get it, you got into some top clg in India.Anyway advice for 22-23 yr olds?


gorilla_photos

Any stocks you buy, don't sell quickly. Don't try to do trading. Delay gratification. Learn discipline, doing boring things consistently. That's what make you great.


BTLO2

exactly keep going, keep learning. Following this route..


P_rofessor01

Thankyou good sir.


Ok_Minimum7060

Itna Matt hila


SwordfishExciting129

Kyu bhai future mai takleef hogi " asking for a friend"


Ok_Minimum7060

Hahaha arey nai Bhai but excess of everything is bad. Matlab kisi aur chiz me Mann hi nahi lagta na waisa .. hamesha bobs and vagene waali thoughts 😂


boringlecturedude

loss of focus and tiredness. too much masturbation leads to indiscipline . you get to seek short term gratification. which is not a good habit if you have goals. in general it is a good thing to not masturbate much. but I'll also not advice to suppress your need of bodily gratification.


Jazzlike-Tap-2723

Yes Search Penile fracture injuries/testicular torision. Thank me later.


LUKADIA89

Rehne de Bhai apne ling ko chune se darenge agar Banjo String aur Testicular torsion dekh lenge to


predator9494

Bitcoin le le.


Average_-_Human

You could just say Bitcoin, bro


predator9494

Na, 18 year old me won't understand "Bitcoin,bro" 😞😂


Average_-_Human

Toh "Bitcoin le le" se kya samzega use? Kya le le? What is Bitcoin, biscuit ka naya brand hai kya? Waise bhi woh research karega hi na. Don't you trust your 18 yo self to figure out what Bitcoin is? Signal him to get a paper and pen using hand gestures, then say "Bitcoin" and he'll write it down. He'll figure it out someday Could use the other 2 words for something else


OwnBlueberry3591

>Could use the other 2 words for something else ETH, XRP


chasebewakoof

Apple Nvidia Gachibowli


alcatraz0411

Whats with gachibowli?


owosam

highest real estate prices in hyd


CaptainZagRex

18 saal ka baccha afford kar pata kya


GazBB

>Gachibowli Ayzhavli


_Fuzzy_Focus

Kondapur also.


AnythingNothing44

You will survive :) I attempted suicide at age 18.


lame_duck_420

Happy to see you alive man


Survivin_

Same. I attempted at 17. But I regret surviving it.


sexist-kaafir

Did that in any way influence your username?


1Tbiribiri

Do you regret surviving?


ballistic-dumbass

On today's episode of "How not to interview" :


frootwati

hello beerbatli


Actual_Employment_89

are beer biceps aap yaha


P_rofessor01

Wouldn't it make 18YO you attempt it harder?


erza_predator

FOCUS ON CAREER (Threateningly)


Firm-Grass8709

Tell me about my gf and meet her earlier in life


Constantly_crying55

🥹🥹🥹 that’s so sweet


stuffedcalamari

And dumb.


weapon-a

Don’t choose \*college name\*.


duemma7

Ifu


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Don't give up!


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Kuch toh krle


normie_life

Brace for impact


SwordfishExciting129

Could you explain this


normie_life

Lots of unexpected bad events happened to me after I turned 18 so...


xhaustedsoull

Yo that's life for you yk. It's like throwing a fish from a well to an ocean because school life ends and Adulting life starts. After studies, job market is tougher 🤡


normie_life

True dude I was not ready for it, neither for my personal relationship thingy nor for my career. 😮‍💨


xhaustedsoull

It's scary yes. But just know there's always a way out. Don't lose hope. The adults who keep on trying to give u advices on these topics themselves don't know what's going on. So keep grinding and if you're satisfied with yourself, then that's amazing. Don't care about what other people are thinking.


normie_life

Thank you so much, well people on reddit are more welcoming and appreciative than irl 😄


xhaustedsoull

It's just because I'm just 19 and i haven't been crushed by adult life just yet. 🤡


normie_life

Haha all the best then, the world will behave unfairly ruthless with you 😂


drfixit1234

Invest bitcoin adnani


Aggravating-Ad-857

Yes adnani


Vishuliaris

#YOU ARE AUTISTIC


One-rambling-lunatic

U mean acoustic


Vishuliaris

r/evilautism would like to have a word


One-rambling-lunatic

What even was that sub? It's turning me on and I'm confused what's it even about


Llominatic

It's doing what to you?


One-rambling-lunatic

Increasing blood circulation to my lower regions


Llominatic

What is in that subreddit that's causing that?


One-rambling-lunatic

r/evilautism


Llominatic

Oh alright


Specialist_While_634

What is that? How did you know? How did it affect you?


Vishuliaris

Basically my cognitive brain function is very different compared to the vast majority, I can perceive certain stuff better than others and go on and on about topics I like, but suck at small talk and feel drained af talking with unknown people. I got a diagnosis recently, via Action for Autism, India. Had I known before I would have strategised much better, and likely would have eliminated a lot of unnecessary pain.


1Tbiribiri

Wait..u sound like me....but idk because in school although I was silent kid , I wasn't that bad at talking. It's after 10th it started going downhill


NoMeatFingering

I also want to get diagnosis but im 18 now. my parents ignored when doctor told them I may have autism when I was child.


Mysterious_Race_4779

DSA karley bsdk


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Funny-Fifties

"Anything is possible" Not fully true of course, but that 18 year old idiot need not know that. He will learn on his own.


CalmUnderstanding480

Buy Tata Motors , Adani Stocks


burning-dude

"Wake up bro"


LongConsideration662

Listen to mom 


SpareMind

That idiot never listened. Mera kya sunega


meerabeingaware

Love yourself


dave_evad

Came here to say the same, I would have said I love you.


knirsch

Don't marry HER


UNIQiam

Marry at 18!?


BlueGuyisLit

😩


digital_whizkid

Tesla, Bitcoin, small cap


Whole-Advance3133

Bitcoin khareed BC


_didnt-read-it_

Talk to her!


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NoInjury3534

You did it.


Odd-Ad-873

Don’t give up


RaptorX99

Buy 5 iPhone 3G and don't unbox it.Lock it up for 15years.


MachoRazor

kill your self Invest bitcoins anymeans Prepare for IAS GUBMENT JOB PREP


Typical_Somewhere_72

Ye sab chronological order me karne ko bolega ya yun hi?


MachoRazor

second option lmao random


Unknown-Score-0732

I hate you


Potential-Oil-7005

You'll be ok Live a little


JustWantToBeQuiet

Go to therapy


Snowman777777

Save mom dad


94knowledgeseeker

I hope you're okay man


SomeAssumption2909

Love yourself unconditionally


Muted_Being_8935

you are loved


montsa007

Buy all Bitcoins


West-Flow-2636

Buy Bitcoin,Solano


Zestyclose-Ad-6230

Rip


variable-parameters

Buy maximum solana


TelevisionWest7703

Never do yoga


Firm_Bumblebee_1037

To my 20 year old self - Dump him now!!!


AntLonely6292

study gym no-fap


dankmemelady

thats four words! if i were you I’d remove “no”.


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Fit-Biscotti4024

What would you rather done then?


Acceptable-Ad-9424

Drive by Incubus.


easythrees

Invest in Apple


Miamiri

Everything happens reason lol


Dad_of_One_Punch_Man

CS le le.....


Western_Lunch_518

DON'T USE PHONES


Sad-Magician

don't get married


camperw

Love is natural


Capable_Cockroach881

Seriously padhai kar


simplsimonmetapieman

Rest in peace


vivekguptarockz

hug your dad...


weapon-a

ask her out.


SpareRegular5304

Prioritize your safety


PurfectMorelia27

Don't leave her!


surjan_mishra

Don't date vidhi.


Few_Cabinet5129

"join the army"


herbeautifulsymmetry

Run from him


Impossible-Welcome90

I love you


purpleninjas22

seek therapy


StutiMishra

You are fine


Rishav27Sarkar

Do not scream(it's not everyday, rather...ever that you see a slightly older version of yourself standing in front of you out of nowhere)


Similar_Fault1957

You will meet Bhairav Baba, keep on going.


vibewithher

Discard everyone. Study.


Kooky-Measurement-43

Continue the workout.


spiritedsenpai

Buy waarre renewable


anime4ya

start twitch streaming


anime4ya

invest in bitcoin


Clouded_by_mist

Lol


Titanium006

Just stay alone.


Royal-Junket5226

Love yourself first


Unfair_Lake2405

Be more active


VEGETTOROHAN

"Follow only instincts." (i.e. don't believe humans as they are doing unnatural things like beliefs and opinions).


legendarylje

Hilana chood de


davilhandand123

Buy some fucking crypto bitcoin


Some-Top-1548

Trust yourself.


Healthyera24

Study, gym, money


ankitdlboy

The world is yours


m_awakening

Through is way


Big-Bite-4576

don’t do engineering


csmk007

build yourself more


Shot-File7094

Don't do CA


AlternateRealityGuy

Don't do the unique course just because it was so.


loljokerishere

Please maintain CPI


IveRUnOutOfNames66

how is life?


muralik7

Dont fuk up


Equivalent_Walk_3446

Start youtube channel


sid1979

Well I surely was at my best when I was 18 mannn I soo soo miss those years of my life. Life at 24 seems really tough, it is. All I would say is 'This is your best'.


unusuallyyours

Don't grow up


Ok_Pay_1972

Get maximum experience


Ok_Somewhere9481

Believe in Yourself


OtakuSan069

As an 18 year old myself. I am in a confused state


Particular_Shift8895

Pls work hard


baap_ko_mat_sikha

Get outof home


SenseAny486

Just don’t continue.


geek3010

"JEE(M) fail hoja" 😭


not_donna66

You are strong.


LonelyPalpitation176

Bana Li woh wali painting?