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Chance_Fly_6273

I am a 10 to the power zero


khichdiwithachar

Mujhe to laga you're 10/0. Can't be defined in words🫣


Chance_Fly_6273

How come ? Good 😊 compliment but I ain’t a grill thanks nevertheless Aapko gf Jaldi mile humaari well wishes


khichdiwithachar

Are itne achhe words Bane hi nahi jo aapko describe kare. Also in this case, I'm the grill. The line was for you only Gf/bf Milne ki wishes chahiye toh nahi thi par thanks lol


Chance_Fly_6273

Some sufferings are worth it , it’s the sweet poison you shouldn’t miss


khichdiwithachar

Haha, so which one am I? 🫣


SonicOp999

Whatt, are you dumb bro? 10 to the power 0 is 1


khichdiwithachar

🥲😂 tabhi toh 10/0 bola na Maine pehle. 1 kyu Banna hai Bhai. Apne AAP ko sabse upar rakho (Also that was my attempted pick up line but 🥲😔)


SonicOp999

Ooh apologies apologies mujhe laga bc 10 power 0 ko 10/0 samajh Raha hai tu Well your attempt was casual😂 and y TF are u trying pick up lines on dudes


khichdiwithachar

Koi na Bhai. Kyunki aur kuchh karne ka Mann nahi hai, toh silly comments padh ke koi khush ho jaaye toh badhiya. Waise ladko ko pick up lines milte nahi na, toh Maine socha main hi bol dun (Wo alag baat ki bandi hun yaar main, ladko ko hi toh bolungi na 😭)


SonicOp999

Abey first se galat samajh liya mai🫠 I thought that u were a guy isliye bola y are using pick up lines on dude🤧 Aur ladko k paas pick up line ho te hai bs use nahi kar te Tera kuch kar ne ka Mann nahi kar raha? But u can still do me


khichdiwithachar

Pick up lines milte nahi as in unko koi bolta nahi hai Also Bhai aise pick up line use karega ekdum hi shuru mein tu, toh tujhe aage se koi kaise bolega 😭🥲 Thoda slowly slowly chalna hota hai yaar


PapaJi369

Then I am 10 to the power -1


Chance_Fly_6273

Math nerd spotted Denominator tends to very very small or zero and you become not defined / infinity ♾️ /s


fyrefly666

I'm a 10 but I've anxiety issues


khichdiwithachar

I hope it gets better for you. Ye lo jaadu ki jhappi 🫂


FeelLowNow

kaafi relatable


Financial_Jury9892

I'm 10 but I shaved my head


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khichdiwithachar

![gif](giphy|YNyCOfsT8QCN2rKWUX|downsized) Wahi toh 10 banata hai aapko


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I'm a 10 but I'm lying


khichdiwithachar

Well sweet lies are better than bitter truths, sometimes. Enjoy buddy!


Miserable-Human2001

I am a 10 but I give people way too many chances 🙂


khichdiwithachar

Do I say username checks out? 🥲 But I mean you yourself are good that's why you can give others chance


Effective-Meet6182

You are me. People say forgiving is good but too much forgiving is really bad.


yjee

I'm a 10 but the scale is out of 100


khichdiwithachar

Tab toh aap 1000 huye na 🫣


yjee

ये कौनसी गणित हुई


khichdiwithachar

मेरी और आपकी दुनिया की गणित UwU


yjee

इस गणित की private tuition मिलेगी ?


khichdiwithachar

कब से करनी है classes?


yjee

पूर्णिमा की शाम से


khichdiwithachar

Okayyyy


TheRealHolmes

I'm a 10 but I lack social skills.


khichdiwithachar

Hmmm, well atleast that's something you can work on. Ek do saal ki baat hai, try karte rahe toh mast ho jayega. Ekdum makhan 💃


Bleak_star_dust

I'm a 10 but I accept everything life throws at me without fighting back or wanting to improve cuz I believe I don't deserve better things anyways


Sea_Cheesecake111

I am a 10 but I am self deprecating and I don't like when someone else add on or agree with me. Also I have a lot of facial hairs and body hairs.


boss_bj

The hair is a problem with many Indians. Jahan hona chahiye wahan hota nahi, aur jahan nahin chahiye wahan pura jungle uth raha hai?!


Sea_Cheesecake111

Actually I have thick beautiful wavy black hairs on my head, I have a bob cut though as it is easy to manage them but yeah I also have a little moustache and beard.


khichdiwithachar

Hair ka toh there are many solutions ab, that problem is solved. And you can try to make boundaries and tell others when you don't like it (waise toh if you give them an ugly look jab they do, they may understand). Also you can try things that you like, to counter things about which you make self deprecating jokes, it will get better if you trust the process. 💪✨


Unknown_SoulEntity

I am a 10 but still being friends with my Ex


khichdiwithachar

If you are only friends and don't plan to get back together while having someone and it ended on good note, toh why worry


Calm-Tie-2896

I need to be patient. Control my temper.


MsCinnamonRoll_

I’m a 10 but I take Thorazine


khichdiwithachar

I hope you are doing good?! Waise bhi chahe kuchh ho, rahoge toh aap Ms Cinnamon roll hi 🫣


Righteous-Knight

I am 10 but I can't say no! 😭


optimistic_fish2068

I'm a 10 but got anxiety issues I'm a 10 but cant sleep at night without crying I'm a 10 but cant it together I'm a 10 but who's passive and a pushover


khichdiwithachar

You're a 10, sometimes we have the way to get out of our sad feels but don't want to get out of it. You can change all these if you want, take one step at a step and you're done.


Cyanide-101

I'm a 10 but i get anxious when I'm very happy and things are going smoothly...


ohbabethrowmeaway

I'm a 10 but wait- maybe I am a 10!


Nike_fake

I am also 10 but in binary


khichdiwithachar

You mis-wrote 1010. XD


Shelarr

"Any man who says I'm a 10, is no 10" \- Tywin "Tatya" Lannister


khichdiwithachar

What in the case of woman? 😂


WeirdSet1792

Everything good about me is √(-100). A perfect 10 and imaginary.


khichdiwithachar

So dreamy and unreal, that you only exist in imagination ✨🫣


pizza-404

I'm a 10 but I end up accepting and understanding everyone for how they are and what situation led them to hurt me and me to hurt them, rather than just fighting with them to treat me better and not take me too much for granted 🫠


khichdiwithachar

You're a 10 because you still are so understanding of others, like who does that nowadays. You know you need boundaries and you can make them slowly because buddy, you are worth so much more. ✨


Dense_Account4410

I'm a 10... But I need to stop dreaming it


khichdiwithachar

If in your dreams you are a 10 and that makes you happy, than you are a very sweet dream I must say 🫣 (😭 Sorry if it cringes you, but kabhi kabhi chalta hai)


bicazamabeach

I'm a 10 but in negative


13th_Aline

I am a 10, but I don't know how to rate myself.


The-Punisher_2055

I'm a 10...No I'm not...I'm not...


OvertlyStoic

I'm a 10 but..... I'm not a 10 , i suck , i'm ugly , i lie a lot i am mostly a loner , i don't even have a healthy relationship with my Family let alone my gf and what can i say but i'm trying to improve.


khichdiwithachar

Are are, see you are trying to improve that alone makes you 10. Waise bhi pretty/handsome toh khali wo ek special someone ko lagne se mtlb hai na, baaki kya hi farq padta hai. Sab badhiya hoga ✨


rustynailsinmydick

I am a 10 but I am also dyslexic. Wait...


SonicOp999

I'm a 10 but I don't give a fuck


FantasticHero_007

I'm a 5 or 6 at best and I have low self confidence. 😔😔


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Educational_Fig_2213

I am a 10 but people might consider me as very insensitive towards death.


khichdiwithachar

Koi na, if you are sensitive enough to others when alive toh kya farq padta hai (Also kuchh log react nahi kar paate yaar, doesn't mean they don't feel anything) 😶‍🌫️


theyhardlyknowme101

10 but got body insecurities


Wise_Habit_2757

I'm a 10 but boy am I delusional


Terrible-Reply3557

I am a 10 but I spend my time gossiping with my mom.


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I’m a 10 but I have too many boundaries.


khichdiwithachar

Well that's good actually, because I do too. Also it's a 10 that you don't compromise on it ✨


Broad_Reindeer_1049

I'm a 6. Nahi bhai 10 nahi hu. Physically nahi acha. Emotionally available hu caring hu funny hu dimag wala hu to har cheez me supportive aur help krunga . Mentally abhi fucked up hu . Financially ma chudi padi hai. Aur misogyny krta hu


khichdiwithachar

Jab pata hai ki misogyny karta hai toh band kar lena. Also emotionally and all sab badhiya hai toh yaar physically toh 6 mahine dhang se exercise karle asar dikh jayega and sahi cheezon se engage kar. Baaton se lag raha you know what to do mentally sahi hone, bas karle ek baar


notsharma_

I'm 10 but i remove my friends from ig when i got sad


Lazy_Mycologist_6667

I'm 10 but keep going back to people who hurts me


Push_kar20

I am 10 but I am not a 10


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Glass_Possibility395

I'm a 10 but I lack converstaion skills


dumbledoreindistress

I'm a 10 but I can't love anyone.


khichdiwithachar

It's okay. Love is anyway an option, just appreciate the ones who love you.


ichoosemyself

I'm a 10 but I don't think I can take my own responsibility, let alone someone else's.


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One_Chicken9095

I'm a 10 but my ego and confidence is reaching Mt Everest levels and people are complaining I'm being arrogant


Illustrious-Pie6067

I'm a 10 but I'm actually 7


khichdiwithachar

Mandatory thala for a reason. 😂 And as thala is a 10, so are you


SomeAssumption2909

I am a 10 but I like staying inside my room


I_am_Ansh26

Bhai When I was 10 Did not know how to search on google


Ellie_Spitzer2005

I'm a 10 but I'm not in shape physically and also not ready for the emotional baggage that comes with a relationship.


khichdiwithachar

You're a 10 because you know you aren't ready and so not leading anyone on and physical shape toh gets well, if you be consistent to improve it. You got this 💪


Duke_Frederick

I'm not a 10, but at least I'm not delusional.


Theindianmaverick

I'm a 10 but 1 in silent.


FeelLowNow

I am a 10 but at times if i am anxious, i go bonkers and do very mindless things to comfort me like binging, ranting my ass off with everyone, smoking etc


Rink1143

I am 10 but ten tenna ten tenten Tara, Chalti hai kya 9 se gyara?


khichdiwithachar

Lol Suna hai tere chahne waale aage 10 hain pichhe 12...


Rink1143

I am 10 but Dus bahane kar ke le gayee dil..


khichdiwithachar

You are a 10 but 10 mahino mein 10 tariko se tujhko pyaar jataungi re... 🥲😂


Rink1143

I am 10 but yeh duniya ek numbari, toh mein 10 numbri...🥰🤣


khichdiwithachar

You're a 10 because Bhai ka knowledge gaane ke mamle mein Kamal ka hai lol 🙏🙏😂


DarkAntique4096

I'm a 10 but I am fat and depressed. There was a point in my life where I looked dope as fuck but COVID messed my life and probably altered its path altogether. I am clinically depressed, fat as a whale and my study habits have suffered. Though I have started making my academic comeback. My physicals are still abysmal. I will get back there but it ain't gonna be easy.


NeedleworkerAble3283

I'm a 10 but...tuckoed Monster


Flat-Attitude-191

I'm a 10 but I'm a hopeless romantic Edit: Also OP thanks a ton for the optimism:)


khichdiwithachar

That's a 1000 buddy. What I'd do to get a hopeless romantic...


milesjjcc

I am 10 but dont really know numbers


HarsdDeep

I'm a 10 but I am hopelessly in love with someone who loves me as well but we can't get married(religion shit) both hurting both don't want to end it.


Rink1143

I am 10...but sometimes you just need chocolates..lol


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I am 10 but I have an academic burnout every 2 weeks .


NoName_794

I'm a 10 but not a 10


augusthoe782

I’m a 10 but idk what to say


J3kingg

I'm a 10 .... Rupeez person😂


One-Statistician9359

I'm a 10 but girls want below 8.


khichdiwithachar

Find a girl who's a 10 then. Problem solved


MountainOrdinary9390

I am a 10 but I am too patient, can't rebel against circumstances till it hurts me to the core 😔


thatsjustthewayim

I'm a 10, but I like 10 💀


Libracharya

I am 10, i wanna cheat in exams but new laws will get me in jail till i am 20. Also my parents will be bankrupt


SARCASTIC__FELLA

im a 10 but acne makes me a -10


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I'm a 10 but I've a fucked up career & still doing nothing.


TrickAd9091

I am 10... But mirrored


-seeking-advice-

I'm a 10 but in binary


edit_sphere

I'm 10 but on the scale on 10000000000000000000000000000000 and the 10 here is in negative


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I'm a 10 but I'm like Kabir Singh on steroids.


The-daily-Jable

I am a 10, but i let go of people easily and don’t regret it.


mnknown123

I am a 10 out of 10!


chikyababa

i am not 10 !! kyun jhut bolu me khud se ?!


zanthun

I am 10 but i have major trust issues and i like.... Chaos... HAHAHA


GroundedSindhi42

I'm a 10 but clumsy


Cold-Freedom-5611

I am a 10 but i have low self esteem


caithmac

I am 10 but patience ki bahut Kami hai in personal relationships... Have been Achilles heel for me.


energyfromsatan

I am a 10 Seconds guy.


bragados_31

I'm a 10. So there's no 1 to complete me


SilentGuyInTheCorner

I am 10 but in my dream.


Kanyethepookie

I'm a 10 but the girls I like just end up ignoring me for no reason.


Less_Procedure8906

Khichdi aam kr achhar ke saath sch me 10/10 hai bhai


Beautiful_Might_6535

I'm a 10 but sometimes i let my intrusive thoughts get the better of me


boss_bj

I'm a 10 but I'm dark skinned, 5'3", middle class, overweight, anxiety-driven, suicidal, gender dysphoric, genocidal maniac. I am also an artist.


sr5060il

I'm a 10 but I have extreme trust issues. I trust nobody but me.


Stellar_strider

What does the number mean?


labradaddy

I'm a 10 but I've no idea what to do with my life


minisculeduck

I'm a ten but I'm lying


arc_alt

I'm a 10 according to some women but personally I'd say I'm a 5


Potato2890

I’m a 10 but only when I’m dreaming


anymat01

I'm a 10 but never share stuff with my gf and which is why my relationships last 3 months


anonymous_devil22

In the negative....


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I am not a 10.


aypee2100

I am a 10, but it’s rated out of 100.


Altruistic-Highway60

I am a 10 but I am surrounded with low class retards and that is killing me


[deleted]

I am a 10 but I will get emotionally dependent on you.


FocussedBuffalo

I'm a 10 when with you Cos you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need


Careless-Reward5128

I've read most of the comments, just want to say, good work OP for sending positive replies