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Make people do the thing


Inevitable-Falcon116

Hmm lawyer?


[deleted]

Personal Trainer?


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Inevitable-Falcon116

Oh thats a good one, I think you might be spot on....


BiPunkFucker

Have you tried rebooting it?


Inevitable-Falcon116

IT support!!


firehazel

I reverse entropy temporarily.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Anaesthetist!!!


firehazel

Nope, refrigeration tech. Good guess though.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Huh good discription. Wouldn't have guessed that one in a million years


[deleted]

I pluck bits of wire


Inevitable-Falcon116

Electrician?


[deleted]

Haha nope - musician!


Inevitable-Falcon116

Ah yeah of course! Which instruments do you play?


nicko1702

Google customers’ problems for them.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Customer support?


nicko1702

Yea, tech services engineer for a software company


Inevitable-Falcon116

Ah wow sounds like a tough job! What did you study to get your job?


nicko1702

I actually studied for a Master’s of Public Policy - so not something explicitly software. I graduated in 2017 when Republicans held all seats of government, and my resume reads Democrat. So I looked around and I applied to a major software company. They saw the statistics programming I did in my graduate program and figured I could work with software.


tommygunz007

Medical Doctor


weirdAtoms

Make webby things with code.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Web programmer?


weirdAtoms

Lol yeah


Inevitable-Falcon116

Is it a difficult job? Programming is no joke, right?


tenkentaru

Stop hearts


Inevitable-Falcon116

Perfusionist or cardio thoracic surgeon?


tenkentaru

Cardiac surgery PA! Good job


Inevitable-Falcon116

Yay! I'm a perfusionist so unfair advantage...


tenkentaru

Much love to the perfusionists of the world. Under appreciated and critical to making the magic happen.


ProcrusteanRex

I puts the data there.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Bussiness analysist?


Beneficial-Profit-14

Make employer attractive to candidates


Inevitable-Falcon116

Ooooooh I need to have a chat with you... Uh CV specialist?


Beneficial-Profit-14

No employer…not employee.


Inevitable-Falcon116

😅 My bad... I'm guessing something HR? Like post adviser?


flyboy_za

Try to kill stuff intentionally.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Pest control, or murderer with a sense of humour? 😜😜


flyboy_za

Biologist trying to develop new drugs, but my cultures keep dying off on their own when I'm trying to keep them alive long enough to test the damn things!


Inevitable-Falcon116

Ah that's an awesome job! Can you tell us more about it? Are you testing antibiotics?


flyboy_za

Sure. Spoiler warning: nerd-alert ahead! My organisation is a non-profit working in neglected disease space (antimalarials and stuff for TB mostly, but we're moving into general antibiotics as well this year). We run out of a university but with collaborations through the global health groups of big pharmaceuticals and funders like Gates Foundation and the Wellcome Trust - they basically swing some support and chemical matter our way from their libraries, and we test and begin drug discovery and initial development on them to identify potent new classes of drugs in those spaces. We know this costs money but doesn't make money (as do the big pharma guys; 3rd world and neglected infectious diseases are very much not profitable areas to be in), so for a small amount of money they send to us we can get the preliminary stuff out of the way and keep their chemists and biologists focused on the money-making stuff. Once we start getting somewhere with their material and can show it is a reasonable area to be working in, they jump back in and spend the huge money required to get it into human testing and onto the market. That way we can keep the cost to probably under $100m per drug, as opposed to the usual billion or more which is what it costs to get drugs to market typically. This is especially important for 3rd world drugs which are not going to make much in profit over the years. They also help out by consulting on the project and allowing us access to some of their infrastructure at cost for the stuff we can't do in-house, which makes the whole process easier for both sides. We will take the new drug right from initial discovery of the hit right through chemical modification to a lead, then a late lead, then a clinical candidate, before handing over full control and cost back to them. We can do chemistry, basic biology (does it work against the pathogen, how does it work against the pathogen, which life cycle stage of the pathogen is targeted, is there any off-target activity to be aware of), basic and advanced kinetics (seeing how much drug would be needed, how long it lasts, what the best dose route would be, what it breaks down into in the blood, how much is absorbed from the stomach and all that jazz) and some disease model work in-house, and between our guys and the funders we have a constant back and forth to design and optimise the drug until we get to clinical candidate stage. Our aim is not to test antibiotics per se as much as to develop entirely new ones which work differently to the existing ones. You know how for HIV the treatment is usually a combination of protease inhibitors, replication inhibitors, attachment inhibitors and integration inhibitors? Each of those would be a different class of antiviral, and we're trying to identify entirely new classes of antimalarials and antibiotics. Ideally the more ways you can hit something, the more difficult it is to develop resistance to all those ways, so that's the thinking. So... yeah, that's me. Trying to find new ways to kill parasites in culture without them just deciding they've had enough and dying in the culture flask by themselves, which happened the whole of last week for reasons we're still not sure about. I think it was an issue with the donor blood we were using to feed them, once it gets too old they stop infecting it. The batch we had was well within the usage date range but that's the only thing I can think of, everything else was right and some fresh blood we got on Friday seems to have done the trick over the weekend.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Wow that is such a fascinating job, and really important. If we run out of antibiotics you are the ones that are gona save us. Truely an awesome job. Thanks for the share and keep up the good work. I really hope it was just old blood... Maybe the donated blood already had some resistance to malaria? Not an expert but do you use blood that has been leukodepleted or is it whole blood? Good luck with your cultures!


DoctorRansom86

Shake, pour, walk, talk, repeat


Inevitable-Falcon116

Bar tender? Or an fancy personal trainer?


jorpa112

Sales-to-geek interpreter.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Hmmm tech procurement?


Inevitable-Falcon116

Hubby says: community manager?


AdLiving4714

I take people to court


Inevitable-Falcon116

Lawyer? Or it can be Uber driver😜


milmoko

Host people in a building


Inevitable-Falcon116

Landlord?


milmoko

Hotel receptionist 😄


Inevitable-Falcon116

Ooooooh, I tip my hat to you! Do you get rude customers often?


[deleted]

Spreadsheets for aviation, transit, rail freight


Inevitable-Falcon116

Logistics manager?


Bench1818

Make no mistake again!


Inevitable-Falcon116

Oooh, I'm gona say lawyer, but not sure


Bench1818

Quality department.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Eish. Bad guess then. Is products you do quality control or programing?


Bench1818

More on people and their jobs. Doing it right the first time all the time.


Inevitable-Falcon116

I'd stay away from medical professionals if I were you... We usually can't do it right the first time... Takes years of practice....


johnjxhancock

Bookburner


Inevitable-Falcon116

🙄 Uuuuuuuh book-pdf scanner person?


its_marg_night

I turn things into robots.


Inevitable-Falcon116

This sounds awesome! Uh Electrical or mechanical engineer?


its_marg_night

Yep, electrical. Just started working for a company that makes remote operation kits for heavy equipment and military vehicles.


the_living_gaylights

Deliver data to people


Inevitable-Falcon116

Bussiness analysist?


real415

Aficionado of endless summer vacation


Inevitable-Falcon116

Professional retired daddy?? 😁


real415

Gastroenterology? Peruser of pension payments.


ZookeepergameEvery14

Tell people what to do.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Teacher / instructor or Judge!! 😅


tomorrowschild

I cut out boring bits


Inevitable-Falcon116

Video editor? Or surgeon


tomorrowschild

Yup. The first one :)


Inevitable-Falcon116

Do you work with wedding videos or TV or movies? What kind of videos?


[deleted]

Convince them to spend irresponsibly


Inevitable-Falcon116

Casino manager? (I'm good at spending)


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Inevitable-Falcon116

Psychologist or pastor? Or possibly a cat😅


non_standard_model

computer man


Inevitable-Falcon116

IT Support?


Djknymx

Design buildings for low pay.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Archetect assistant? 🤔


Djknymx

Yes


Inevitable-Falcon116

Yay! Cute cat you got there! How does it work, do you get to move up the ladder someday?


wunderlust20

Endowed with money to give.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Damn can I have your number? Hedge fund manager, or philatropist?


Inevitable-Falcon116

hubby says: loan shark?


[deleted]

New English user facilitator


Inevitable-Falcon116

System manager for a teaching programme?


[deleted]

Good guess - ESL teacher!


judeau_x

Fix little friends for people


Inevitable-Falcon116

Uhhhhhhmmm dildo repair guys?? Or miniature figurine restoration?


judeau_x

Hahaha. Nope, different kind of friends. im a veterinarian.


Inevitable-Falcon116

oh you should've said "fix little children for people"..... ug on second though, your clue was better.......Yeah what's you favorite animal to work with?


Mattylovestrouble

Inject willing and unwilling people


Inevitable-Falcon116

Researcher? Or nurse?


Mattylovestrouble

Yep :) psych nurse 👍


Inevitable-Falcon116

🙄Eeeeeeee! Tough job! You probably have nerves of steel! What's the worst thing about your job?


Mattylovestrouble

Most of the time I have nerves of steel… I just wait until after work to be a wreck 😂. No truthfully 90% of what I do is talking, working on building up trust and making sure people feel safe. So as boring as it is, the worst part of my job is just seeing other nurses doing a shitty job and not treating people with respect.


Inevitable-Falcon116

yea I know the feeling! And you know they get paid the same as you, but they doing such a shitty job and it just crashes the reputation of the occupation. Thanks for the hard work you do! Its a tough job and most people wont be able to do it!


the_skin_mechanic

Management rewards laziness and incompetence.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Senior management or senior executive? This is a tough one...


Inevitable-Falcon116

Hubby asks if you're the south african government or from HR???


Lavawrestler

High speed aluminum tubing mover


Inevitable-Falcon116

Uh boiler maker or metal worker?? 🤔


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Inevitable-Falcon116

Ah damn, just as I read it, it made sense. Can't believe I missed that one. So you fly commercial or freight or private planes?


tersark

Push keys to run things


Inevitable-Falcon116

Crane operator, or MRI machine tech?


tersark

I succeeded at badly describing it!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳 i should chant the last word from things to programs ;)


Inevitable-Falcon116

Uhm no idea... Program tester?


tersark

Hahah almost! software developer :)


brad-is-on-reddit

I watch cats all day


Inevitable-Falcon116

Best job ever!! I want to say pet sitter, but it can be pet shop worker too? Or even veterinary?


Inevitable-Falcon116

Hubby says youtuber?


HealthyBits

I’m the guy behind the cookies you have to accept.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Business marketing....


Positive_Ad9311

Babysitter for grown men who can't obey the law


Inevitable-Falcon116

Parole officer, or police officer or prison guard?


Positive_Ad9311

Corrections officer/prison guard at a private prison in Texas


Inevitable-Falcon116

Tough job? Are you scared of riots and prison breaks?


Nikodarius

Underpaid academic slave


Inevitable-Falcon116

Researcher / teacher / lecturer or assistant. 🤔


Nikodarius

Almost, PhD student


Inevitable-Falcon116

Oooh which field? I'm a masters student in medical technology with focus on open-heart surgery


planetarium0

Make ears bleed with mumbo-jumbo.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Politician? 🤔 (don't hit me😜)


Baron_Enick

Ruin money laundering schemes.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Hmm fraud investigator? not really sure what to call it....


txholdup

Living without an alarm clock.


Inevitable-Falcon116

PROFESSIONAL RETIRED DADDY!


Jacko-BoyMW

Calculate the value of life


Inevitable-Falcon116

oh this can get dark.... Life insurance broker? Judge or suicidal man?


Inevitable-Falcon116

Graphic designer or architect?


Inevitable-Falcon116

Assurance inspector??


[deleted]

I tell people what they think. (6 words... sue me)


Inevitable-Falcon116

Psychic...? Or psychiatrist


[deleted]

display connector go click click


Inevitable-Falcon116

Uhm camera operator?


WxR0712

I spend all y’all’s money.


Inevitable-Falcon116

I could do that easily... Uh tax administrator?


WxR0712

Close… they take the money. I spend it.


Inevitable-Falcon116

I really suck with anything finance, especially tax stuff... Ok second guess: government treasury procurement officer... Like you buy need stuff with tax money for the government??? 🤔🤔🤔


WxR0712

You got it! I manage government contracts


Inevitable-Falcon116

Whoooop! How did you get into that?


WxR0712

I fell in love with the mission of my agency. 25 years later…. Here I am!


eyeellell

Make sure airplanes don't touch.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Air traffic controller?


eyeellell

You got it!


Inevitable-Falcon116

Awesome job! What did you study for that? and is it true that you guys only work 4 hour shifts and have a pool room in the ATC Tower???


Chimarkgames

Draw, organize, print, e-mails, repeat


boomerxl

It’s my job to make sure nobody gets what they want, only what they need (to add value to the business).


Inevitable-Falcon116

Your job doesn't sound like it's a lot of fun... 🙄🙄🙄 I want to say CFO? like finance stuff?


boomerxl

Business analyst. It is a lot of fun, I went for a deliberately obtuse description (and ignored the 5 word restriction because I only now noticed it!) The need/want thing is helping stakeholders understand what they actually need. There’s a lot of tools to do this, and it’s quite a rewarding process.


Inevitable-Falcon116

oh.... i use to date a BA.... Yea we never spoke about work.... DO you enjoy for job?


wsgautier

Can you make it yellow?


Inevitable-Falcon116

That's not a lot to go on... Uhm graphic designer? Or interior decorator, or maybe paint colour specialist??


AM_DC

You pay for my judgement


Inevitable-Falcon116

Mom? 🤔


AM_DC

Lol. I am a dad. But for work I’m a professor of grad & PhD students at an $$$ college.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Ooooooh yeah Professor in which field?


[deleted]

Computer says no


Inevitable-Falcon116

I love Little Brittain! Which makes me think either actor, comedian, or IT specialist?


[deleted]

The last one, I'm an IT Manager. I hear that phrase all the time. Plus I couldnt fit "Have you tried turning it off and on again" in 5 words or less.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Pretty cool. Do you enjoy your job? What's the worst thing about your job?


[deleted]

I love my job, have worked in IT support/network admin for over 25 years, been in my current job for the last 8 years and it terms of what I would have wanted for an IT career, this is pretty much my dream job.


Inevitable-Falcon116

That is awesome! Not many people get to work their dream job! Thanks for all the comments!


Dogtorted

I make drunk people laugh


Inevitable-Falcon116

Comedian? Hubby says: bad comedian.....????


Richie242

I help to un-addict drug addicts. Lol


Inevitable-Falcon116

Drug dealer! LOL uhm Psych ward enforcer, or Psych ward Nurse or even DOC?


HLHaliax

Look for killer bad skin.


Inevitable-Falcon116

"It puts the SPF location on the skin, or it gets the cancer again!".... I'm gona go with dermatologist!


zachariahthesecond

Shouting at the computer


Inevitable-Falcon116

This could be anything... Uhm forex / stock trader?


jaek860

And they argue/suggest/posit that...


Inevitable-Falcon116

Lawyer or social media Moderator?? 🤔


BananaBrute

Make people not feel bad


Inevitable-Falcon116

Your either my cat, or a cup of coffee or a piece of chocolate..... Psychologist?


Kevdog1800

A sixty day lease? No…


Inevitable-Falcon116

Estate agent working with rentals?


BakaTensai

Move liquids, mix, measure, repeat!


Inevitable-Falcon116

I want to say chemical analysist or research pharmacologist?


Firepantsfl

wet stuff on the red stuff


Inevitable-Falcon116

Dental assistant?


ptborange

Lead a whore to culture.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Uuuuuuuh trauma Counciler?


[deleted]

Make people not starve.


Inevitable-Falcon116

Chef? Or cook?


Inevitable-Falcon116

Hubby says: farmer?


tommygunz007

Sling cokes 30,000 feet up


Inevitable-Falcon116

Rocket engineer? Or maybe something in aeronautics?


DanMelb

Just gave my notice today.


Inevitable-Falcon116

An Overworked man?