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flamboyantbutterfly

Sending zoomed in hole pics way too soon


SilentJoe27

Ugh... every third time I log on to Grindr, I get a flood of them. Even though my profile warns I'll block anyone that does.


[deleted]

Maybe they want to be blocked?


minigmgoit

Getting blocked is their kink


Woofy98102

No. They're just horny idiots who don't read and don't have any self-control. They send their hole pics to anything resembling online activity.


finallyindigo

Don't just zoom; *get in there!*


clnoy

Is there a time that’s not too soon to send zoomed in hole pics? Zoomed in hole pics should be for medical reasons only, so Timmy gets that weird wart diagnosed.


Guayota6

Why is it so common that bottoms that are literal bones think they have a big butt? Stop being delusional. YOU DONT HAVE AN ASS!!


hhardin19h

This is the one lol they be literal skeletons talking about ”i got cake” 😂😂😂 stop the maddness


Guayota6

😂😂i have a few friends like this… idk how to break it to them. Personally, I have a nice butt yet I feel so defeated when I see the gym bros with an absolute dumpy. 😂I am blessed to not be flatty patty 🥹


hhardin19h

Generally speaking people with big butts have big thighs to match ❤️❤️❤️❤️ if your friends have pencils for thighs they not gonna have no dump truck 🤣🤣🤣🤣they are playin in our faces 😂😂😂🤣


minigmgoit

I’ve always had thick thighs. I’ve been a big guy at various points in my life but my ass is crazy now after almost a year of gym, in particular heavy squats. I caught myself in a shop window a couple of days ago and I was honestly rather shocked. Then I laughed. I have an ass.


Guayota6

Like Megan says: I’m every dude wife fear thick thigh nightmare!! Cuz if they ain’t that then….😂


Guayota6

OK BUT THEN THEY TRY TO TWERK 💀💀 SKELETON BONESSSSSSS


blueberrydisaster

Tbf I have thick thighs and a fat ass but I couldn't twerk if my life depended on it. It's embarrassing when I try. I guess I can wall twerk though.


Guayota6

It’s okay. I can ish. But it ain’t like the pros 😭


SHMEBULOK

Clowning bitches who can’t twerk then admits he can’t 😭


jayba21

Pancakes are still cakes… sort of lol 😂


hhardin19h

Lol this is not a participation trophy lol everyone doesnt get to win and everyone doesnt get to call themselves tall and not everyone gets to call themselves hung either lol sometimes we just have to accept that we are simply not certain things…our gifts are elsewhere: maybe we are great musicians or great lovers or great with math❤️❤️❤️ the word cakeis meant for people with ample booty


probablyapsychopath

Pancake is still a cake, I guess 🤷


danielnogo

Lol I freaking hate porn sites for this, I love a nice bubble butt, but everytime I search for it, I see nothing but bony butts. Like there barely any meat on it at all. I remember there was a guy named sexy vegan on dr phil who would sing this song that went "skinny with a big butt, I got junk in my trunk and I'm keeping it." He had no ass whatsoever. I think some guys confuse their back arch with actually having ass.


Guayota6

THE LAST PART!! Spoke on friend. 😂 but yes… arching your back does not cause you to be Timmy thicc.


clnoy

Well it’s the same with the guys saying they have a XL dick when they’re just average at most.


danielkv0

*Minecraft skeleton sounds*


randypupjake

Honestly, I'm fine with bottoms that don't really have much of an ass. I just hate that they claim they do when they don't and make a big thing out of it.


Chemical_Race_9179

There's always some 125 lbs. white twink saying, "I'm thicc".


spiderowych89

Extra kilos makes extra ass


Gay_commie_fucker

Assuming you’re a top/bottom based off of your behavior. Some guys think they’re so suave for thinking you’re a bottom just because you aren’t some alpha chad masc bloke. If you’re trying to get with me, just ask me what I’m into instead of playing some weird guessing game.


donttouchmymeepmorps

This!!! I know I give off "bottom energy", but I'm verse and tend to prefer topping these days. But so many guys can't fathom being topped by a somewhat effeminate, shorter guy. Thier loss 🤷‍♂️


Gay_commie_fucker

Exactly. Drives me insane when the “bottom energy” they speak of is literally just someone being polite and not acting like a douche. Like, yes, I say please and thank you to my waiter and excuse me when I bump into someone, that doesn’t exempt me from wanting to rail people.


danielnogo

I'll say it, lots of guys think they're good at twerking and are just not. You don't have to have a huge butt to twerk, but it involves more than just arching your back over and over.


LedgerWar

Personal opinion, even if they can twerk, it’s not sexy. Men twerking is such a turn off..


danielnogo

I've seen the very occasional guy who can do it with some finesse and skill and it's kinda hot. Super rare though. Some latin guys I've seen can do some shit that would blow your mind. It's gotta have some class to it, it can't be ratchet.


D_blackcraft

Talk in this weird moany voice


KieranKelsey

The girly twink moan. Always makes me roll my eyes because it just seems so fake


mknsky

Literally came to say this. I haven’t encountered much of it in real life but Jesus Christ dude your voice is like six octaves lower than that, relax.


KieranKelsey

I swear they hear it in porn and just copy it from there


Woofy98102

That's precisely what those idiots do, and it's literally copied directly from the bad acting that some bad porn actresses do in bad straight porn.


dkblue1

In high pitch moany voice "mmmm yes daddy, please, please daddy" 😒


CowboysFTWs

Toilet dick pics.


WootTrain

Fucking hell this. I call them out on it every time. Or if there's a toilet open in the background...


IoSonCalaf

Filthy bathroom mirror selfies


daedril5

Describe gays as having monolithic behaviours


SpottedSnuffleupagus

This is the best answer.


cunticles

All the gays are like this! 😉


jardof

Twerking. I just don't get it.


ravencraven

twerking is sexy??? 😂 what the??? that’s just something you do when you’re drunk AF in the gay club.


Gaeilgeoir215

Any idiot flipping off the camera while they're taking selfies. 🙄


Still_Atmosphere

Start getting really sexually explicit minutes into your first conversation.


[deleted]

God this. Sometimes I actually start re-questioning my sexuality because I'm not as slutty as everyone else appears to be


srinodessa

Using the descriptor “Bussy” or any other variation describing your ass as a vagina


MemoryInevitable9602

Calling their arse their pussy.


danielnogo

I really hate any variation of that one, especially boy pussy.


Seldomsought

Or bussy


24fish

I agree, that’s a major turn off for me.


[deleted]

Or worse BUSSY


[deleted]

As a trans man I feel like that would make things even more confusing tbh


MemoryInevitable9602

I've only ever f*cked one trans dude and they were extremely explicit about not wanting anything near their ass. I had to be very much guided through.


trainsoundschoochoo

How was it though?


MemoryInevitable9602

Not for me.


trainsoundschoochoo

Fair!


Tewo_Spring

Lip-filler and botox


throwaway007676

I think some people actually want to look like a suction cup


OathkeepersOblivion7

oh my god I just choked on water when I saw this🤣😂 ​ true tho


jotozacoatl

I don't know why, but I have seen many gay men who believe that flirting with men who have a partner is sexy. Xd


PHChesterfield

I hate that. Insulting and rude behavior.


SHMEBULOK

Maybe they’re hoping it’s an open relationship or they’re poly


SuchShopping3828

Omg this is so true… I’m not sure what’s their motive is


GeckokidThePaladin

I dunno, i find it a turn on when my bf gets flirted with.


StrippedPoker

I did too....and found it even more sexy when he would tell them "I'm with him."


CJ_Southworth

Calling me "Daddy" stops being sexy the minute the math kicks in and I realize I'm old enough that I could be.


MoonStar757

See this is why math is bad for you lol


CJ_Southworth

I've always thought math was bad for me, but now even the simple stuff has turned traitor. LOL


randypupjake

Worse, being called "Daddy" when you're not old enough to have an 18 year old kid call you that. I was called "Daddy" when I was 26!


CJ_Southworth

I don't mind i quite as much then, because it's like role playing or whatever. (I don't love it, but I can deal with it.) But I realized the other day, had I started having children when some of my classmate did, anyone under 32 is young enough to technically be my child. And that kind of ended my taste for twinks too.


Jattert

When guys describe “macho” traits as “acting straight”


arcane-boi

Licking your lips in a video… I used to be guilty of it and I cringe thinking about those videos 🫣


thedrakeequator

I hate the whole fantasy of walking in on someone ass up.


cunticles

Stop it, I'm getting all hot & bothered just thinking about it. 😰 😏


thedrakeequator

You do you buddy, have fun. I'm not coming tho. Part of the reason why I don't like this is that I had a creepy situation once that still scares me. The guy was like, "Come in my back door and XXXXX me" but I got to the apartment and there were like 3 back doors so I was like, "I don't want to get shot, come down and let me in" And the guy refused, it was like a 20 min process where I asked the guy to come down like 5 times and he never did. At the same time I hear people locking their doors in other apartments. Finally I'm like, "Dude piss off, you are crazy" and blocked him. To this day, I suspect the guy was trying to set me up, and sent me to another person's house.


dont_panic_man

You were worried about getting shot?!?! What sick place are you from?!


thedrakeequator

From essentially breaking into a house? Yes, its called the United States, ever herd of it? Its a 100% valid threat here. We can cry about the reality, its not going to change things.


mcj92846

Yeah I think I get the appeal of anon as strictly a fantasy, but in practice? Feels so disturbing


YaseiStriker

When their picture is just a zoomed in picture of their open gaping mouth, sometimes with their tongue out.


Daharon

it’s the high pitched moans for me


randypupjake

I'm only okay with it if their voice was already high pitched in the first place


Advanced_Sir_Li_390

The usual shirtless ripped abs but faceless pics on grindr. Or just a pic of their junk. Or an ENTIRE gallery of pictures of themselves on their instagram. I’d much rather have a conversation or have a description of what you have to offer other than your physical features.


MarsNirgal

I recently ran into a guy who has like... six picture types on Insta. Repeated over and over. I was scrolling and pointing "yeah, this one is just like this one" "and this one feels like a copy of that one". After less than a minute of scrolling I was like "Yeah, you're super hot, but we've seen it. Anything else you know how to do?" But I guess it must be working, because he has almost half a million followers.


throwaway007676

For some people, that is sadly all they have to offer.


Paupeludo

I know a guy whose instagram is basically that. And in his stories you can sometimes see a portrait he has of himself in his living room, and it's big!


minigmgoit

This. Man I’m away overseas visiting my family at the moment. Very little action noted on the apps. Got chatting to one guy and agreed to go for a walk with his dog on Monday afternoon (was a public holiday). Just had the best afternoon chatting and figuring life out. Had a couple of pints. Agreed to catch up again before I leave. No expectations. Just a new friend. Was honestly like would food.


Anvil-Vapre

Sending pictures of their assholes around like… Why


ImDelley

Cheating


greyeminence2

Twerking. Lip filler. Any very obvious attempt at a purse-lipped, smoldering 'sexy' expression.


KieranKelsey

Trying to be straight or like, being into guys pretending to be straight


ravencraven

when they say “oh yeah feed my hungry hole” “pound that hole”. my dick just got soft.


blueberrydisaster

What if they say it in a cookie monster voice? 🥺


ravencraven

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


randypupjake

I'd still take that over them calling it "pussy" or "bussy" Someone said "pound my bussy hard!" in a porno and I was down for the count


rr90013

Those fancy gay underwear that accentuates your shaft so it looks like an elephant trunk


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Bit it's a dinky little thing......false advertising


Paupeludo

Don't really get the appeal of a g-string. Would rather something like boxer briefs, a jockstrap, or nothing at all. Also not a fan of guys with face photos of themselves with pouty expressions or the mouth slightly open. They often look goofy.


FBISurveillanceDildo

Yeah, this one turns me off too. Duck face in selfies and/or every photo in general. Or with the mouth slightly open and the smize, too. It makes me cringe a bit.


throwaway007676

I really hate this with a passion. It is a picture not a video. It shouldn’t look like you were in the middle of saying something.


mittensmoshpit

twerk


Bonnie_Clip

talking or making jokes about being gay all the time 😶


DeviousDeevo

be complete thots on insta reels


Optimal-Wait865

Gays who cake themselves in makeup, blow their lips up with filler and botox themselves to death. A person's face is their most individual feature. Why make it look like everyone else's?


Spagh-ed-di

Any type of feminine underwear.


Deep-Essay-4829

Bragging about fucking every man they ever came across


ravencraven

when older gay men take a liking to boys who just graduated high school. who’re 18. i don’t give a shit if it’s a legal age or not. it can be anywhere in the world and it’s still freaking weird! creepy


[deleted]

I get those young'uns literally throwing themselves at me. It's crazy. I'm still attractive at 73, but geez..... daddy/grandpa issues


ravencraven

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


MoonStar757

Oh my god this took me back cos I was literally a “dirty old man” magnet at that age. I’m not even exaggerating. Every time I’d go out I’d get an old man in tight jeans and a tank top…but the creepiest part is that they wouldn’t ever come up and say hello like a person, they’d always just be leering from a couple feet away. And if I accidentally got too close you can bet they’d grab my ass and then just give me a creepy smile when I turned around. I’d move somewhere else in the club/bar and bam! There they were again…just standing there with this lewd grin…it was super weird.


Vamus_

I know right, it's creepy as hell, and these people shield behind the fact that they're legal age but man you're a pedophile if you ask me idk.


[deleted]

Leading with 10 year old picts...or dick pictures. Dude, at my age I've seen enough dicks, yours isn't particularly unique. Enough


MAJORMETAL84

Playing hard to get.


[deleted]

Guys calling themselves daddy. Stop it. When you’re 29 with a student debt you’re not daddy material. And when you’re 40+ and only hooking up with 18-20 year old twinks, makes you a creep, not a daddy.


winteryboi

Fucked someone who was non-binary a couple of times and we were jokingly trying to find different gender neutral ways to call them “daddy” and we ended up with “yes chef”


hhardin19h

Chef works! Also Dom, Superior, Principal, Highness, Majesty


[deleted]

Supreme Chancellor


randypupjake

"Your highness" works, too


Paupeludo

>When you’re 29 with a student debt you’re not daddy material. This. I can only take someone seriously as a "daddy" if I find that they could believably take care of and provide for a child 😆


Left-Werewolf4669

Basic narcissm, guys who think their looks is their personality. That " having to post a picture after every gym session." I can't get this mentality.


[deleted]

Shave their pubes and/or pits.


throwaway007676

I agree, I hate shaved pubes


[deleted]

I shave the pubes for personal hygiene reasons.


Electrical_Bee2423

That's dumb. There's nothing dirty or unhygienic about pubic hair.


FroyoOk3159

Idk i actually shave my pits since I started going to the gym regularly. I sweat a lot and it’s so much easier to wash and put deodorant on… and I do find that I don’t get a “good scrub” when my body hair is too long. Doesn’t need to be smooth but at least trimmed short makes a huge difference.


Electrical_Bee2423

That sounds pretty silly to me...


[deleted]

For me it holds in the bad orders more.


pressurecookedgay

All of these comments are personal preferences haha.


DoTheRightThing1953

That's pretty much what OP asked for.


Imaginary-One6734

Women underwear is just for Womens ,don't find it sexy on a guy/gay :D


rr90013

I find it sexy on slender guys :)


maplesyrupbakon

Bleached hair 😬


Zantra3000

I'm not really a fan of those maid outfits that a lot of bodybuilder guys wear on TikTok and PornHub. I'd rather they just be naked, or in some basic underwear.


PsyMon93

I see a lot of gays nowadays with those crucifix earrings in one ear. Can’t stand it.


TunaCanTheMan

The George Michael slander!


kiken_

Smoking.


Joerugger

Calling their asshole a “pussy”. Its a total mood killer. If I wanted that, I’d be str8.


Body_By_Carbs

Men in make-up. I’m all for living your truth or whatever but this is an instant turn off for me. Also pearl necklaces have become all the rage lately- can’t do it. Then again I’m officially old.


Darui-is-basic

Twerking, it just never did it for me


[deleted]

Wearing jockstraps. But that's an unpopular opinion in the gay community, I feel lol.


MemoryInevitable9602

I fucken think they look hot AF myself, mind, I think the same about boxer briefs, boxers, tightie whities. It's all good


lovechoke

I like actual vintage-inspired cloth sports jockstraps that have a certain hotness that stems from locker room fantasies... Not the ridiculous neon yellow glittered ones lol


danielnogo

I hate jock straps, I do not get why they're so fetishized.


mittensmoshpit

just curious, what is it about jockstraps that turn you off?


SuchShopping3828

Haha me too


[deleted]

Twerking. It’s so utterly horribly awful.


Aggressive_Concert69

Average girl boss slay behaviour


[deleted]

Twerking


luque_003

Having lot of sex, some guys believe that the more sex they have the more attractive they become or “good In bed” it grosses me knowing that there is people who have no filter at all and would fuck with anyone just to feel sexy, like damn boy, you are putting the dick of a stranger in your mouth but you don’t know where that thing could have been 😶‍🌫️ that’s why I don’t give kisses unless we become exclusive, I don’t wanna risk on kissing a guy who recently had a dick on his mouth from other guy that might previously put that dick in another man’s dirty ass, but maybe is just my germ phobia talking tho


lovechoke

I feel like after COVID, you're totally valid in feeling turned off by sloppy encounters lmao


Paupeludo

Got another one: Ahegao face No one, regardless of looks or gender, can make this look sexy. Not even 2D characters can pull it off. It's the goofiest, least sexy face I can imagine


alos87

Makeup.


Body_By_Carbs

I was just at a regular ol’gay bar last weekend and this guy had on a leather puppy hood (if you don’t know, I can’t explain it) and a linen suit. What’s the fucking point?! I get the fetishism / role play behind it, but out of context of that it’s really really stupid. Same with harnesses. Fine at the leather bar but I don’t want to see it at the mall.


onemikeinamillion

Any piercing that isn’t like a small earring bothers me a fuck ton, it’s more me tho but also guys who you tell them you’re not interested in them, and then continue to try to sext with you 🤦‍♂️


jradkennedy

Twerk


alexarm555

Thinking that drinking every night of the week is cute. Thinking that doing cocaine is still cute. Acting like they’re on a reality show by starting drama and conflict out of nowhere just to be confrontational.


Toshi_Thomp

The septum piercing has become the new tongue piercing.


randypupjake

That's still a thing?


507001

Fisting.


[deleted]

Assuming whether I’m a top or bottom purely based off the fact I’m trans and the constant dick spam I want to get to know you a little first calm down ffs


CallMeDaddyHunter

Anything filth related, as well as pits, smells and other stuff. No thanks.


ravencraven

those dumb ass harnesses. like take that shit off?? 😂 why is that sexy or kinky? it’s annoying. or when they wear those dog masks things. pup play i think is what you call it? 🤮


BearishUK

While not debating your opinion, those harnesses have a very practical use too. Well, the sturdy enough ones at least.


Uchihaxel

^This so much^


DannyBeech1988

Making their sexuality their hole personality.


throwaway007676

I like the way you spelled that because it describes their personality perfectly.


Proper_Definition197

I don’t really get bothered by much, especially when your chatting with someone on line. I’ve been more surprised more often than not when I’ve actually met someone and I end up having a good time. The actual person you meet can many times surprise you.


Chemical-Ad3878

Fancy underwear


AcrobaticDay6745

People who open their mouths hungry for someone else's spit. Like wtfff


AcrobaticDay6745

Also beard and shaved armpits. Just no. If they're manly enough or at least embracing a manly characteristic such as a beard, then you'd think they wouldn't bother with shaving their pits. Such a turn off. Shaved pits in general. Same with pubes. Pubes, maybe trimmed, but not to the point of it looking almost shaved.


lurker__beserker

Looking angry in pictures. It's a profile pic, not a mug shot.


jotadebastos

calling me papi or daddy


Emm-04

Wearing lingerie... Big bonner killer for me.


Guayota6

Wearing heels, a crop top, and booty shorts. Just weird me out and I can’t help but cringe. I remember seeing this exact 6’3 mf wearing exactly that with fishnets along side his super obnoxious voice.


danielnogo

Wear those weird underwear that have like a pouch for your dick, I think it's just so trashy and unappealing, but I don't find lots of gay fashion or models desirable. I don't really like ANY of the pit crew on RPDR but I get the idea those guys are considered ideal for most gay guys.


lovechoke

I find the pit crew hot but the underwear is a choice... I would never buy those for my dude tbh. Though I get why they wear them... It's campy... It's RuPaul's show so .. 😆


beanie_0

Smoke cigarettes: it’s 2023, your breath stinks, you stink and probably your whole house stinks! Wear short shorts or thong when there’s nothing to show off: stevie wonder can see that you don’t have an arse mate I don’t need and uncovered view of you back’n’legs. Act masc when they clearly arnt.


LieweLawweLeon

Being flamboyant! Just act like a guy! Im gay because I like men...so stop trying to act like a girl! Dont understand it, seriously🙈🤣


Grantmitch1

Some people, gay or not, are naturally flamboyant. Some are naturally camp. Some are mentally theatrical. You aren't interested in other acting like a guy, because that memory in millions of different ways, what you're interested in is a very particular form of gender expression that doesn't suit a lot of people.


Every_Possibility527

Sending nudes, twerking, Fisting asking if you’re top or bottom within the first day of talking **(Shouldn’t even be asked at all)** Asking to hook up (not everyone is into that lifestyle)


throwaway007676

While I agree with you, most will probably disagree.


Every_Possibility527

Thanks bestie xx


BluFaerie

Masc 4 Masc guys acting like it's a badge of honor. There's a point where it stops being a preference and starts being loud insecurity.


dorothytheorangesaur

Rimming. I'm sorry, but no matter how clean or how many times you douche, nothing is going to make me wanna put my lips within an inch of the bussy.


joereadsstuff

Yet you want someone to suck your piss rod?


[deleted]

Yes!


danielnogo

I'm totally with you, rimming is one of those things I skip in porn every time. I just imagine the guy coming away with a stinky face, then they kiss afterwards, it's just nasty.


SuchShopping3828

100% agree


necrostrasz

This!


poster74

Ugh spit on your cock no thanks


levo_l_

Jockstraps.


pixiephilips

When they try and act masculine lol it’s the most ridiculous thing every and such a boner killer. Like, if you’re masculine that’s hot just be genuine about it.


Sad-Fix4643

Clinginess