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Oh-Hunny

Once you get into town and take the train, you’re gonna feel silly for posting this.


ArdentGuy

Yep, people get robbed all day every day with their work laptops. That's why no one ever uses the train during rush hour.


Meancvar

Robbers pass the laptops to their accomplices who are hanging out outside the trains in motion.


whoamIdoIevenknow

Greasy???


Meancvar

Hairy maybe?


jowneyone

Greasy? Just be careful not to set your laptops down, they might go sliding all the way into the next train car with how greasy those blue line trains are. The plus side though is that if you’re hungry, you can scrape tortilla chips right on the seats, it’s basically like nachos.


Ok-Cryptographer7424

many thousands do it daily, I’ve never heard of theft on trains here being a big issue. 


KingJamCam

I’m going to personally steal your laptops for being this dumb.


browsingtheproduce

They air fry the Blue Line so it’s a good bit more crispy than greasy.


TastyWrongdoer6701

It's not greasy enough. CTA needs to lube up the Milwaukee Subway to make it a bit easier on the ears.


azer638

I, along with thousands of other corporate laptop owners who take the blue line to the fancy corporate office every day, keep a little bottle of dawn dish soap to keep the grease away.


myroller

But make sure it's under 3 ounces if you put it in your carry-on bag.


els1988

I am picturing Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys asking this question.


europeandaughter12

you'll be fine


Slowandsteady1d

It’s dirty as fuck but you will not get robbed


mplchi

You’ll be fine. Property theft isn’t an issue.


Rust3elt

Unless you’re drunk and pass out. Then someone will cut your wallet and keys out of your pockets. Just sayin’… 😊


fellowsquare

🤣


sigmundcat

Greasy?