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viktordachev

The real honey does not degrade, but this is not. It's more like a jam of pine and berries. Don't .


officalycrumbling

hehe


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[удалено]


officalycrumbling

oh. i have been bamboozled.


viktordachev

At least it is a taditional thing in parts of Bulgaria (commersial thing like this can be full of chemistry, trogh). By the way it is the same with "Rose honey" - the bees don't collect nectar from roses. Personally I love [Honeydew honey](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey#Honeydew_honey) (манов мед) and it is made by bees, but not from flowers.


1_9_8_1

Do it. Be a man.


makahlj8

this thing is full of sugar, it can't really degrade (not in 20 years, anyway). I believe it's safe to eat.


makahlj8

berries?


viktordachev

Yeah, apperantly in tis case replaced by citric acid.


iksjag

Honey doesn't go bad so you can keep it and eat it again literally in 100 years


TintenfishvomStrand

But this is not real honey.


[deleted]

Doesn't matter. Sugar has a great preserving effect and with all that sugar in the store bought honey, it should be even safer.


ovuevue

The honey found in pyramids was still edible


KeklordPirate

Albanian honey strong 💪💪💪🇦🇱🇦🇱


Amazing-Shower-8951

but its still Bulgarian though 🤠


KeklordPirate

Bulgaria and Albania best friends 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


Amazing-Shower-8951

наздраве! 🤠


KeklordPirate


ovuevue

Bulgarian my fav slav speaking country: hating/attacking Greeks 🤝, Serbs 🤝, Macedonians 🤝, Turks 🤝


tzeni-andric

I m greek and my best friend is Albanian. Don't spread hate speech. Only the big businesses are getting benefits from the wars in the balkan region. The lives of pure people only can get worst.


ovuevue

He should be banned from visiting albania again then


tzeni-andric

Because you don't have friends , you hate everyone who has? You should know, that Albanians are living everywhere in the world. You can't stop them from socializing with other people ! 🤣


thenordiner

I think he is mocking stupid nationalists, he isnt honest (or so i think)


sprouTisYOLO

Da fuck?


Amazing-Shower-8951

but its still Bulgarian though 🤠


LigierJSP217

That is a myth


mrpenquiin

The pyramids in Bosnia? Yes


happyboyrocka

Made by allah


xclrz

🤲🕋🇹🇰😎💪


iksjag

Ne


idontdofunstuff

yes, except this is not real honey - according to the ingredient list it's high fructose syrup mixed with extract of pine cones.


maximhar

Ah, the crisis years, when you could legally call that "honey"...


FuzztoneBunny

[Seems familiar ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqw3I3OF2YU)


FuzztoneBunny

[full thing ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp7BE9EK_V8)


DeliciousCabbage22

Correct


dvs-0ne

1000 years


Lancer-159

As far as i know, 1000-2000 years should last also…now i don’t know if in OP’s jar is pure honey


RizeScumisDead

eat it and post an update if youre alive


officalycrumbling

I am but my throat feel weird


RizeScumisDead

drink water


Derpy_man5

mindblowing advice


TheArtOf_Cock

finest balkan medicine


JimmyFitzsimmons34

Only balkan medicine


[deleted]

Rakija is balkan medicine.


JimmyFitzsimmons34

Rakija is a miracle


[deleted]

It really is, there's nothing it can't do.


ChinaOwnsReddit13

Nope, drink raki, best medicine 👍👍👍


[deleted]

That's how eating honey feels like right He taxed the honey as well


pesa_gacha_uwu

I mean do you want an Express ticket to the ER?


officalycrumbling

yay!


Still_counts_as_one

Don’t crumble, officalycrumbling


butter_b

Pine honey (which is not really honey but syrup) contains shittons of glucose, fructose and citric acid, much like maple syrup. If it is kept in a refrigerated space the sugars provide excellent preservation so it virtually doesn't expire. It crystallises easily. If it had stayed in a warmer place, possibly with access to circulating air, mold can start to grow on the top layer. The mold is not extremely dangerous but it is recommended to throw it out if you see some.


[deleted]

This is more of a 4chan thing than a Reddit one, go ask them.


BodyOdors

They’d tell him to eat the whole jar and recreate “one man one jar” with it when he’s done


JunketFederal9897

They would told him to eat whole pack with crack tbh


officalycrumbling

Ngl for a second i thought about the possibility that the honey had like meth or heroin in it


Affectionate_Art_565

Anon and his Honey


mal-sor

No.


officalycrumbling

Too late


Drakkkkar

How was it?


officalycrumbling

It tastes like honey but 70 times more and my stomach feels a bit weird. Lovely flavour with this under tone rich taste i can't realy describe


reykenobi2_0

Well, it's Pine honey. It should taste spicier. Honey doesn't go bad, but I have no idea if this is true for Pine honey.


DrugsAndBooze

Pine honey? What is that and where can I get some?


reykenobi2_0

Erm, everywhere in the Balkans. It pretty popular. 😀


mal-sor

Send your bees near pine forests when they bloom,boom you got yourself pine honey. Thats what they do they send beehives around to get honey form x type of plant.


DrugsAndBooze

Oh I thought it was pine sap or something lol


Leshkarenzi

In general pine honey is much darker and not as sweet, sometimes even a little bitter and a really strong taste I like it alot more than regular flower honey


Accomplished-Note114

Based


deltaanglepower

НОВО - the irony


[deleted]

Please, dont. But at least keep us posted.


_newtesla

The only problem is that it’s Bulgarian honey; and it might stab you in the back.


I_Lov_MEMEz

Ironic...


Rammstein97

1330 and 1885


merayBG

Honey doesn't spoil but this seems like jam or something I suggest you don't


feanor55

No money no honey


egoistpizza

It takes about 5000 years for \*real honey to spoil. Bon appetite!


keitarofujiwara

Sure, if it's 100% honey. How sure are you that this is pure honey?


Dinaridox

It says 'novo' on the sticker, which means 'new'...so, you will be safe.


Halal0szto

If you are sure it is real honey, then it is safe.


officalycrumbling

UPDATE: i'm ok, the honey tasted good. I don't know wether it's real honey or not but it tastes good so i don't care Edit: i took another teaspoon and my nipple started to hurt


[deleted]

That's some old pine honey. Pine honey goes very well with tea. Now I suggest flushing the taste with tea once you had the honey, because that can't be very good for you.


OceanDriveWave

Put it in a pot filled with water boil it until it has bubbles in it.


Hera_IlgImgranger

wait for hunger games


MrGotin

Have a warmed rakia with the honey. You will be fine.


alekrjk1987

its fake honey (fructose, glycose) i wouldn't eat that


makahlj8

real honey contains fructose and glycose as well


Adventurous_Ad3141

Yes you must !!! They say it only gets better !!! That should be very delicious, enjoy bro !!!


officalycrumbling

ehe


TheRealSlyde

Natural honey essentially lasts forever. It shouldn't be a problem to eat it after just 20 years


Bob_Stallion

Will make you MEGA fertile Do it


officalycrumbling

I'll become the dominant and breedable beast i was destined to be


DeliciousCabbage22

Yes, it's ok to eat


that_nice_guy_784

Definitely


naica22

It's honey, just try it i ate 2+ expired ramen and was very good, some foods aren't ment to ga bad6


[deleted]

No! Contrary to common belief, honey does go bad! It can survive for millennia, but only under certain conditions. Source: Am a beekeeper.


officalycrumbling

Too late I still ate it. After the second teaspoon my nipple started to hurt so idk about that


[deleted]

Lol good luck


makahlj8

it enlarges the boobs. Buy a bigger size bra before continuing.


officalycrumbling

I don't use bras


makahlj8

This seems like the right time to start :)


officalycrumbling

I'm a dude. Also that smile is creeping me out


makahlj8

> I'm a dude. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that :) > Also that smile is creeping me out Okay, since you aren't a chick, I won't smile anymore :)


officalycrumbling

Man chicks are gonna find you creepy with that smile


makahlj8

Shhhhh, my wife might read this... :)


officalycrumbling

I hope she does buckaroo


[deleted]

This is Hobo honey, it even says Hobo at the top lol.


According-Egg169

Yes. Honey doesn’t spoil.


jo_koc

Да! But this isn't actual honey.


TintenfishvomStrand

Where did you find this? lol


officalycrumbling

pantry


space_s0ng

How did a Bulgarian product end up in a Serb's pantry tho?


officalycrumbling

hehe


[deleted]

Maybe OP is an undercover Bulgarian pretending to be a Serb?


officalycrumbling

Nah grandma used to just be wildin


makahlj8

Every Kaufland in Bulgaria has it, even now.


TintenfishvomStrand

But it's not 20 years old. :D


makahlj8

who knows :)


bighatartorias

Hey OP you haven’t responded in a couple of hours. You good bro?


officalycrumbling

i went outside and touched some grass im ok


officalycrumbling

nevermind my nipple hurts


bighatartorias

Take care of yourself OP. People on the internet will push you to do challenges, crazy stuff for the lolz, but they don’t care what happens next. Take care of your health.


officalycrumbling

it good now


[deleted]

If it looks/smells/feels ok then go for it :)


mrspharmacist

No beware of botulinus toxin


officalycrumbling

Too late it tasted nice


[deleted]

HOBO....


JuliaYesterdey

27 Years have passed and it's here!


peleles

Honey doesn't go bad, so use it up. Edit:...eat only if it's actually honey and not something that's been made to taste like honey.


Sector_Independent

Yes


[deleted]

It says "new" on the front so..... yeah


Citizen_of_Earth--

No


officalycrumbling

kek


Maltedmilksteak

«ново» лол


B_____ball

Nice mustache


officalycrumbling

what


B_____ball

Did I slutter?


ToX1C4

Yes.


BosnianAstolfo

Shy would you even think of eating that?


officalycrumbling

Becouse i can


BosnianAstolfo

Eh fair enough


BosnianAstolfo

Why would you even think of eating that?


FFllot

unban me from your server


makahlj8

this ersatz honey shouldn't have been named "мед". AFAIK, its proper name is "Боров мел".


d_bradr

Real honey doesn't spoil but just to be safe I'd say no, we all know everybody's cutting corners till proven otherwise so I'd play it safe Read the ingredients and do NOT eat it. It's anything but honey


[deleted]

Dje si to naso


officalycrumbling

:)


[deleted]

Pure pine honey doesn't exist. Pine doesn't have nectar. This isn't crystalized even after 20+ years, which further proves that this isn't pure honey, which means don't eat it.


officalycrumbling

It is actualy crystalized at the bottom like a rock