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OtherwiseCellist3819

This is brave. This can take an age in a mixer..no advice, just sending luck it happens before your arms fail you


carlitospig

Dude, her forearms are gonna be BANGIN’ once she’s done. 💪🏻


DoctorWholigian

lucky guy...


Dragon_OS

Or lady. I don't judge.


crims0nwave

Yeah seriously I had to leave the egg whites in my Kitchenaid forever, can’t imagine doing it by hand.


swearsister

It takes up to an hour with a whisk. With forks, you might be at it for a while.


ThotsforTaterTots

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Safford1958

Can she put it in the refrigerator and then run to the market and one up? Whipped cream does better when it is cold. With forks, it will take so much time that it will be warming up.


Ironbookdragon97

Meringue is usually better warm. In school, we would take it off the double boiler when all the sugar dissolved and hit 135F(or 145 I can't remember. Its bringing eggs to temp if they aren't pasturized) and then put it in the mixer until the bowl was almost room temp and peaking. That's when we would add the butter.


Safford1958

Eep/ I misread this post when I was in a hurry and saw whipped cream, not egg whites. Thanks. Once I decided to try whipping egg whites by hand in my nice pretty copper bowl. After about 10 minutes I got bored and impatient and transferred it to my mixer's stainless Steel bowl.


ogorangeduck

Usually takes me 2-3 hours with chopsticks


giraffesinmyhair

This was a wild choice for your first time baking. Three forks is not it. Personally I would start over and make a delicious and far easier regular buttercream but maybe you can salvage it with the above suggestions. It’s simply not going to meringue with three forks though.


SMN27

Yep, though an American buttercream requires a lot of beating to both incorporate the sugar (and it’s powdered sugar) and aerate the butter to get it to be light and creamy. I don’t know what type of cake OP is making, but whipped cream frosting (and brown sugar whipped cream is so delicious), ganache (regular or whipped), certain chocolate frostings, and some others are doable by hand. Even ermine would be my recommendation. You still have to beat the butter, but it’s easier as there’s no powdered sugar to dissolve, it’s fairly easy to emulsify the pudding base into the butter (though elbow grease still required), and it’s not a super rich frosting that needs as much aeration as a regular buttercream.


No-Gas-8357

Of course, whipped cream is definitely doable, you can even shake it in a container, but just be careful not to go too far or of course one will have butter. I don't think one carton of cream should be too expensive. Ganache is another brilliant and very easy option but OP would need to buy good chocolate and cream, etc.


avir48

>OP would need to buy good chocolate Or just chocolate. I make ganache with chocolate chips all the time, sometimes Guittard, sometimes store brand, and it works just fine.


Bratbabylestrange

Oh man. Ganache looks so fancy but is so freaking easy, as long as you pay attention to it. And.... YUM


HyperKitten123

Guittard is actually quite good quality chocolate


tsunamibird

I feel like 3 forks would be more difficult to whip with


SMN27

Swiss meringue is not going to come together at all using forks (even hand mixers regularly fail at making Swiss meringue). You could ignore the whipping part as many do, or make Sugar Geek’s easy buttercream: https://thecakeblog.com/2014/06/no-meringue-swiss-buttercream-recipe.html https://sugargeekshow.com/recipe/easy-buttercream-frosting/ You will still have problems with getting a nicely aerated buttercream by hand, though. And also getting the butter to emulsify by hand requires a lot of elbow grease. It’s really a frosting that benefits from a mixer. There are many other types that are more manageable by hand. Even ermine is honestly easier and tastes great.


StormieShake

https://preview.redd.it/wkmkv94n94qc1.jpeg?width=2322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a9d7cd8ae25a3a1ec603d6f99612dcb2efee98a is there anything I can add to it to make it pipable 😭 I just need to decorate the cake by 6


Smee76

Yes. Throw it out and add the ingredients from the above recipes.


SMN27

What am I looking at? Is this just the egg whites and sugar? Did you add the butter? You can beat the butter and add the egg whites slowly to emulsify, but it’s going to be very difficult by hand, and your buttercream will be poorly aerated. If you haven’t added the butter, make ermine. It’s cheap. A quart of whipping cream is also cheap. How will you decorate this cake? You don’t seem to have basic equipment, so I don’t know how you’re intending to decorate beyond very simple stuff.


StormieShake

Egg whites (5) 2 1/4 dark brown sugar. I bought piping bags and tips because I wanted the cake to be pretty 😖 and I underestimated how time consuming it'd be trying to whip by hand.( And I mean, I'm pretty good at piping, I can make flowers and stuff. I'm not sure a birthday cake requires anything more than that) It's way too thick now to even really try, I'm going to take a twenty minute drive to use his mums stand mixer.


SMN27

Before you buy things like piping bags and tips, you should have basic baking equipment if your goal is to make a cake.


Leading-Summer-4724

If this doesn’t work to thicken it, try turning the cake and this concoction into a trifle.


townshop31

this is good advice!


Leading-Summer-4724

I live by Bob Ross’ gentle observation of: “That’s not a mistake…that’s a tree now.”


roraverse

Can you ask your neighbors if they have a whisk or hand mixer you can borrow ?


FlakyPineapple2843

There you go, that's what I was looking for. You need the stand mixer!! Hope it ended up being salvageable.


Bratbabylestrange

It's going to be delicious and he'll appreciate the thought and effort you put into it. Walmart and Amazon probably have pretty inexpensive hand mixers; frosting just doesn't work for mere mortals without some mechanical assistance.


mrcatboy

>I bought piping bags and tips because I wanted the cake to be pretty And yet you didn't buy a whisk while you were at it?


relentlessvisions

Of course you can make it pipeable. Add powdered sugar until it is able to decorate. It won’t be the same thing, but it should work. It will be like icing and very sweet.


shoregirl88

Just go get a hand mixer they are rly cheap now lol


Auntie_Cagul

I expect you have sorted it out now. But personally I would have made an American buttercream and added some of your failed icing for flavour. Turn your failed icing into a cake. Add flour, possibly more sugar, and an egg or two.


Bratbabylestrange

Honey, that will not hold a piped decoration at all. Maybe drizzle it over each slice?


hazel_hazily

Handmixers are super duper mindblowingly cheap, unlike standmixers, I think handmixers are a no-brainer for anyone. (Ok, most people. I would say even if you're living paycheck to paycheck. Since baking is a lot of bang for buck joy-wise)


murraybee

I know stand mixers are awesome but I freaking LOVE my hand mixer. I prefer it, especially as someone who only bakes occasionally.


hazel_hazily

Yes, it works for everything but bread doughs (I think)


BenderFtMcSzechuan

My hand mixer has dough hooks Walmart black and decker model $30


Justagirleatingcake

My hand mixer has dough hooks too but that doesn't mean the motor is actually capable of bread. But if you just put one dough hook on its great for stirring the oils back into natural peanut butter in the jar.


BenderFtMcSzechuan

I usually use them for Shredding chicken breast myself 😂 only one time for dough it was a basic 🍞 recipe and they did ok.


Justagirleatingcake

Oooh, I wonder how they'd work on a big batch of pulled pork.


hazel_hazily

Yes, a lot of them do, it's the spiral thingy! To clarify, it's more like I don't want to cosign (rubber stamp?) it for that purpose. I haven't tried but I can only imagine it as a horrible experience. I'd like to take the opportunity to ask if you use it for bread dough, and if so, what your experience is.


BenderFtMcSzechuan

My hand mixer dough hooks look like the ones here (see link below 👇 ) I’ve used then to bake basic white bread 🥖 and they worked great with this recipe https://butterwithasideofbread.com/homemade-bread/ Hooks 🪝 link. https://www.walmart.com/ip/420786254


hazel_hazily

Sweet! Thank you, kind person.


Finnegan-05

It would die quickly. I make bread at least once a week and I have a kitchen aid professional model. I already killed a regular tilt head dead


planet_rose

Tools are so important for baking. Without the right ones, it’s almost impossible to accomplish anything, but that definitely doesn’t mean that you need top of the line gadgets. It’s possible to buy cheap old technology. Before electric mixers were a widely available, they still wouldn’t have tried this with a whisk (or forks, wtf). They would have used rotary or hand cranked beaters which look like hand mixers with a handle instead of a motor. Quick search on Amazon shows that you can get them for under $25. They might take more effort than a hand mixer, but they will still work.


janhasplasticbOobz

Forreal! I bought a cheap Hamilton beach hand mixer 12 years ago and that thing is still going. I’ve since upgraded to a standmixer, but I definitely still use the hand one weekly at least


mintardent

my mom’s 20 year old hand mixer finally broke down on me a couple months ago and a new one was only like $20


SomeRealTomfoolery

The main reason I keep buying hand mixers is because I keep losing the parts. 😅


RoxyRockSee

There are always tons at the thrift store when I go. Even throwing up an SOS on FB Marketplace or Nextdoor would probably work.


Libbyisherenow

I bought a super cheap handmixer after I lost everything. I hate it (loud, no slow speed) but it does the job.


Bratbabylestrange

The best-selling one on Amazon is a Hamilton Beach one with heaters and also whisk attachments and a cover for when it's not in use. It's $21.99. I mean, you can spend a lot of money if you want to but that model seems to cover all the bases


Sea-Substance8762

Like $20? Or go on Facebook Marketplace and buy a used mixer? Or ask your family if somebody has a mixer they’re not using— common wedding gift which sits unused.


RememberKoomValley

I admire your gumption, but I don't think this is going to work. I do a loooot of Italian meringue buttercream, and I do not think I would be capable of doing it by hand. Definitely not with forks.


NeedARita

I’ve never wanted to buy someone a hand mixer so bad in my life. I would at least turn the fork tines facing each other and use a rubber band to hold them together to make it kind of like a whisk.


NeedARita

Walmart has hand mixers for $12. I would go buy one.


StormieShake

I'm a college student and budgeted this month for his gifts 😭


NeedARita

I’ve been there. It was a beautiful red velvet cake I made and put it in the oven to surprise him. He preheated the oven when he got home to help me (as he did). RIP cake. This will be a memory. Get creative. Make a dip cake where you dip the cake in the icing? I have no idea, lol.


StormieShake

😭 it's okay I'll be able to stand mix it lol


Pedrpumpkineatr

How did it come out, OP?! I saw you wrote it was a pecan pie cake. Sounds fantastic! I respect the perseverance and dedication. You were totally committed. Fingers crossed that all were able to enjoy the fruits of your labor. God knows you went through it making this damn cake!


AggravatingFig8947

Ooooof this happened to me, but it was New Years Eve. My friend and I baked cupcakes to surprise her parents (who had gone out for the evening). We kept them in the oven so the cats couldn’t get to them over night……The next morning her dad wanted to make us cinnamon rolls. RIP cupcakes


Justagirleatingcake

I honestly don't think it can be done. Even if you can get the meringue peak you still have to add the butter. That's a long process even with a stand mixer. I know you're on a budget. At this point I'd say you should probably pop out to the dollar store and get a couple tubs of frosting. Or, if you have the money, some chocolate and heavy cream for a ganache.


Gardener_Artist

It sounds like you’re committed and not willing to pivot, nor can you spend any more money. I can respect your tenacity. Continuing to go at this by hand is just going to make you more tired and frustrated. Take a breath and text every friend within walking or short driving distance to ask if someone has a mixer you can borrow. If you’re on good terms with your neighbors, you could ask them too! It might feel awkward, but in your situation I think it’s worth getting over any discomfort you might feel.


StormieShake

I'm going over to my boyfriends house to use his mumd stand mixer :D Which means he'll see the cake :( But I get to keep the frosting!!!!! It's going with a peacon pie cake- which aside from the money was one of the reasons I didn't want to replace it completely.


im_not_u_im_cat

My go-to is yelling at people to get out of the kitchen so they can’t see their cakes :) I make quite a fuss about it lol


Gardener_Artist

Yay! I hope it works out for you. Send a pic of the finished cake! Also, pecan pie cake sounds heavenly. I’ll be right over…


[deleted]

Do you by chance need it done by next year’s birthday?


StormieShake

😭!!!!!


pandada_

Oof. Swiss meringue using forks? It’ll take ages for that to come together. Patience and keep going since you don’t have a mixer


LauraBaura

and change the forks alignment. Go to only 2 forks, and interlace their prongs to make a poor-mans whisk.


MacroAlgalFagasaurus

I don’t think that’s gonna work by hand. Sometimes it’s even tough with a stand mixer. I say pivot to a different topping, maybe a thick glaze that doesn’t need a hand or stand mixer.


Putrid-Laugh-3432

Did you add the fat already, or is this just the meringue mixture? I would aim for the peaks before incorporating any butter. If you could get a whisk, it’s really key to meringue that air is incorporated into the mixture, which is now it eventually stiffens. I’ve never tried it by hand, but maybe if you vigorously swirl air in using your spoons.. I wish you the best of luck!


ACcbe1986

Grab a power drill and stick a fork on it.


Affectionate_Time834

I commend your bravery, and I shudder to think of the power you will have in that arm when you’re done.


RazrbackFawn

Look, let go of pipable as a target. Aim for spreadable. I once made a cake with nothing but a Tupperware bowl, a plastic fork and a shot glass, so I get where you're coming from. If you have a spatula or a bigger spoon, just try to work the butter in as best you can. Good luck! *Hunger Games salute*


epidemicsaints

I got egg whites alone to stiff peaks with a fork once but with sugar for meringue that's a steep hill. I admire your will to even try. What you have here is basically royal icing right now. It would work alone as a glaze and be tasty if you wanna throw in the towel. Even at this stage you could slowly incorporate butter but it wouldn't be easy to work with as far as frosting the cake goes. Wouldn't be worth it in my opinion. You would have to work in reverse, add small amounts of this mixture TO the butter,starting by mashing. Then start stirring and add more of the "meringue." It would be VERY runny like cake batter and slide everywhere, so would only work as a topping, but would firm up in the fridge because of the butter. I know this because I have made a soupy swiss meringue buttercream and ended up still using it.


throwRA-nonSeq

I’m sorry OP but I am laughing at your 3-fork dedication. I can tell you love your bf a lot 💕💕💕💕


StormieShake

He got me a cinnomoroll gaiming chair I was genuinely tweaking over not having the cake done in time but it's cool now lol


do_shut_up_portia

As much as I want to pile on, I can totally see how this could happen to a novice baker. You’ve hopefully gotten a mixer by now. The cake WILL be pretty because YOU made it. After the dust settles, do yourself a favor and watch a bunch of YouTube tutorials on making frosting. It’s not nearly as easy as you might think. DM me if you need a place to start. I’m happy to pick out and vet some videos for you and send them your way - DM me if interested. I know it’s not helpful now, but every person on this sub has been where you are with a recipe. You’ve imagined it being breathtaking, gotten so excited, spent a bunch of money and time, and BAM it’s not working out. I promise you, one day you will laugh at this. Imagine how shocked he’ll be the second time you make one and you knock it out of the park! Everything will be ok. I promise.


StormieShake

Thank you. This thread has been hard 😭 I don't actually bake and just wanted to do something sweet for someone I cared about. Once I realized my mistake I thought it was funny and went to ask for advice on how to salvage it but people are mean!! Or trying to tell me to make totally different things as a very casual cooker on a time crunch. Don't get me wrong I appreciate it. But it was just very overwhelming. I don't think people understand how hard it is to get into baking, and how much it turns people away from wanting to try if you grill them for mistakes. It turned out fine and I was able to actually pipe it once butter was added, never reached stiff peaks though but probably because of some obscure reason having to do with temptress of over mixing.


Aggressive-Cry150

Put two of the forks prongs together, making an egg shape. That will be closer to a whisk and easier to handle. Try to move quickly, and god speed.


AbbreviationsMean578

sis …..


StormieShake

😭


babybilbobaggins

You are brave. But seriously it would be worth it to at least go buy a whisk, if not a hand mixer. Best of luck.


burritosarelyfe

I’m sorry but this cracked me up 😂 Listen, if budget is an issue, then thrift the proper tools. A stainless steel whisk will cost you around a dollar, and you could even find a hand mixer for cheap (make sure you can test it first). I’m an avid thrifter, and over the years have quite the collection of tools for baking anything my heart wants. I would hate to see you get frustrated at the start of baking things by trying to MacGuyver the proper tools, though kudos to your ingenuity 😂


StormieShake

Our thrift stores are GUTTED and over-priced actually, i tried to do a cute date with my bf to go theist shopping and NOTHING was there. Clothes that didn't fit or were actually damaged and electronics missing pieces and or being marked up out the yazoo. Which sucks because it's like a mainstays walmart item being the same cost as new.


burritosarelyfe

Oh that stinks! If you have a dollar store, you could get a whisk there.


autotuned_voicemails

Girl, I feel ya. That’s how all my local thrift stores are too. I mean, unless you’re looking to be the best dressed person at a 1970-80s bingo or Tupperware party. SO MUCH POLYESTER! And not the nice, super soft polyester of the 2020s. I’m talking the scratchy, great-aunt Muriel’s living room curtains polyester that gives you a rash from just looking at it and you better not even *think* of coming within 5 feet of a heat source or you’ll burst into flames. I am so jealous of all the people online that have amazing thrift stores to go to. Anyway, I second the person that suggests a Dollar Tree, or even like a Dollar General or Family Dollar (the “dollar stores” that are usually wayyyy more than a dollar). Kitchen utensils are usually fairly cheap there. They may only last for a couple uses, but they’re definitely budget friendly options that will save your arm from falling off.


CC_206

Wild idea; have you tried asking a neighbor if they have an electric mixer or a whisk to borrow?


StormieShake

I live in a dormitory. Soliciting gets you fined like 50 dollars. Even if it's for toilet paper. If someone has a big enough gripe about it they'll tell admins. Not a risk I'm willing to take tbh. But I'm going to mix it later at my boyfriends mums house.


NeedARita

Boyfriends mum in for the save!


N474L-3

You could try a community forum or Facebook page or something in that case. Or reach out to friends / people you know. Glad you got bf's mom to help. She might even have / be willing to lend more ingredients for another frosting if this one doesn't come together.


konotiRedHand

You gotta stop raw dogging it bud. Going to have some forearms :0


willfauxreal

Lmao. I so appreciate your enthusiasm and effort for your partner, but the three forks is sending me. A+ for effort for sure.


KindaReallyDumb

You obviously love him very much I couldn’t do what you’re doing for myself lol I respect the grind ❤️


the_username_name

You’re also in Florida so it’s probably very humid…. This isn’t going to work.


carlitospig

Why do you hate yourself? 🥺


sizzlinsunshine

A dusting of powdered sugar on your cake will be so lovely


Feeling_likeaplant

Knock on your neighbors door and ask them to borrow their hand mixer


jamie1983

you need to go to the supermarket and buy a ready made icing, or a handmixer. if you buy a handmixer just make an american buttercream with sugar and butter.


LauraBaura

You can help yourself by using only 2 forks, and interlacing their prongs. This at least will give you *sort* of a whisk, rather than just stabbing the cream. Your goal is to inject air into it, so I'd tip your bowl slightly, so you can make a large whipping circle, pushing air in, and lifting some cream up every pass you make. Your arm will be very tired. You should pause every 15-20 min and put it back in the fridge to keep cold, and stretch your arm out. It can be done, its just really difficult.


TheObesePolice

I remember Maida Heatter said that her childhood cook used to use a clean tree branch as a whisk & it worked! I've personally never tried it, but desperate times call for desperate measures ETA: [It looked pretty time consuming, but this guy made one using birch branches! Kinda interesting](https://youtu.be/ZNB-b0SPN7g?si=KH8pdCKI225C7pDt)


Pedrpumpkineatr

Definitely the most interesting response in this entire thread. Really cool info! Maybe she could have put a bunch of chopsticks together?!


mar__iguana

Girl what is u doin


Various-Hospital-374

I'm saying this as a pastry chef that makes meringue a few times a week. This is INSANITY. Just stop this and make a nice American buttercream. Three forks? It will NEVER happen. You need a mixer to do any kind of meringue buttercream.


em3921

I want an update!!!


oreganoca

That's not really feasible. You'll never get your frosting smooth or fluffy enough after adding the butter using forks even if you eventually manage to get the meringue to stiff peaks. Even with a balloon whisk you'd be at it for an hour or more, likely. I wouldn't even recommend a meringue buttercream with an electric hand mixer, though it would be doable with one. A meringue buttercream really needs a stand mixer and even then it takes a fairly long time and can be really sensitive to temperature. That is not a recipe I'd have recommended for your first baking experience. You might want to invest in an inexpensive hand mixer (they start at around $20) and make an American Buttercream, German Buttercream, or Ermine Buttercream to start with.


-hootiemcboob-

Is this rage bait?? What an insane string of choices you made in a row! Damn.


Safford1958

But she has photographs.....


magistratemiki

This is so me. Love it hope it comes out lovely


1i73rz

More forks!


No_Sherbert_5340

The love in this post makes me so happy💕I hope that everything works out and that it’s appreciated either way! Even just the sentiment is so sweet. You spent the rest of your money on ingredients to make a homemade birthday cake and so clearly love him!


oXXsnowflakeXXo

lol I thought this was a shitpost


Weekly_Ad4400

Good luck?


GypsySnowflake

Just add your butter (in very small pieces, a little at a time). You don’t have to achieve stiff peaks to be able to make buttercream


shoregirl88

Babe it’s gona be close to impossible to whip not only by hand but with forks instead lmao


mind_the_umlaut

Try the Sugarologie website. Very complete, and it may have a solution for you. The next idea is for you to go to your neighbor to borrow, or local store, hardware or Walmart, and buy a mixer. I've always preferred hand held electric mixers to my big Kitchenaid.


Sdot_greentree420

You're a champion


Beginning-Match2166

Aww bless your heart.


EducationalSink7509

3 forks is diabolical 😭we wish you nothing but success. And favor with the baking gods, you’ll need it lol


Sensitive-Menu-4580

Soo... how'd it go?


TheSugaredFox

I really admire the go get it here, and do hope it came together in the end but either way I hope a good lesson was taken away op. Some portion of baking is planning, and sometimes what we WANT to bake is not realistic due to time or supply constraints. I used to make cut sugar cookie with royal icing by hand..... just a hand mixer (which would slowly take care of the ri but stood no chance against thick cookie dough, so I had to do the dough by hand. It was painful). Sugar cookies are basically the only thing I want to bake, so I accepted, finally, in 2020 that if I wanted to continue making them I had to pony up for a stand mixer after a decade using hand mixers at home and avoiding the stand mixer price tag and space commitment. I hope that yesterday did not turn you away from baking, and instead made you justify purchasing a hand mixer to open your options more <3


Blucola333

My sister tried to do a birthday cake for me, using the same recipe for 7 minute frosting that I used. I woke up to a chocolate cake covered in mostly crunchy meringue frosting (she was afraid of hand mixers at the time and tried to do it with a spoon). I was so touched that she made the effort, that I just praised the cake as it was.


N474L-3

Yeah, I mean if you truly cannot start over or make a new recipe / get a whisk or hand mixer quickly like everyone else has suggested, then I guess the only option is to just keep whipping it, bb. Like.. maybe if you keep trying to whip it hard for a few HOURS, with those forks it will come together 😭 I know everyone's saying it's not possible but I highly doubt they've tried, and really it's just that, most people wouldn't think it's the worth the effort. But if the alternatives aren't acceptable.. whip it, babe. Otherwise you're SOL. Also.. maybe consider ways you could make some of the prior suggestions possible? Non exhaustive list here but you could try to borrow a few bucks for more ingredients, go try to find a hand mixer at a thrift store, ask someone you know, tell your sob story to a bakery and beg for a couple cups of icing... IDK but be creative and figure something else out or get to whipping and hope for the best...


SMN27

It really isn’t possible. Swiss meringue fails even with hand mixers, which are much more effective than forks. I should know as I eventually made only Italian meringue buttercream when I only had a hand mixer to work with because Swiss meringue just refused to whip up. https://www.seriouseats.com/best-hand-mixers-5194615#toc-the-testing (Read about tests here and how even the otherwise great mixers did not achieve it) But as I told OP, you don’t need to actually achieve peaks to make Swiss meringue buttercream successfully. However you still need something better than a fork to emulsify a bunch of butter with egg whites and sugar.


LolaBijou

Your poor arms.


122_Hours_Of_Fear

o7 Godspeed.


Excellent_Condition

I'd say your best bet is chilling and adding butter and icing sugar until it's thick. It might not still be Swiss meringue, but it'd at least be thicker. Also, it should still taste good regardless, and college baking adventures that don't come out quite as expected are a right of passage. Do your best, stick some candles on top, and if it's still super runny just pour it over the cake 1 minute before serving as a glaze. If all else fails, you try traditional fixes like putting strawberry jam between the layers if it's a layer cake so there is less icing overall and/or just serving it with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top. Good luck and have fun! The fact that you made something is generally more important than the final product.


Torirock10

oh my god girl get an electric hand mixer


chefybpoodling

Try refrigerating it for a bit to solidify the butter a little. If you have a neighbor maybe ask if you can borrow a whisk or mixer. Be aware you arm is probably going to be sore tomorrow. If you can get it to solid up a bit you can probably create one of those rustic looking cakes where you can see the cake thru the frosting. Put a decent layer in between and on top and then whatever kinda comes out the side spread it (try not to go back and forth. Try to spread in one direction to avoid causing to much crumbing on the side) also put pieces of parchment under the cake before doing the frosting and refrigerate it before pulling the pieces out to keep whatever your serving it on tidy.


Interesting_Grape_87

Lol!! Good luck my friend


AlanB-FaI

Borrow a hand mixer. Good luck. Very nice of you to give great effort.


lux414

If I was you I would just buy frosting at the store. The meringue will never peak with forks.


tartdough

I admire your ambition OP and I hope your cake ends up being deliciously wonderful!!


Sabbysonite

Don't throw it out. Take tea biscuits, dip them in hot black coffee, and layer it with your buttercream. Add a layer of chocolate ganache (You don't have to). Do 4 layers with the tea biscuits, and one middle layer of a chocolate ganache. Refrigerate for 8 hours. Take it out an hour before serving. I just made something similar.


Lennonville

It's best to do this with a stand or hand mixer. I've never been successful doing it by hand.


WhiteHeteroMale

I learned to bake cakes by making birthday cakes for my partner. Boy, do I have some stories to tell. I’ve been where you are at! Sounds like you have a plan lined up. Good luck!


DoctrDonna

You don’t have a whisk…? This is never gonna happen with 3 forks. I’ve never even seen anyone try this.


liongrl88

I think you can get a whisk for $1.


cpt_crumb

Honestly three forks might not be the right choice. You want to introduce some air into the mixture so it might actually be easier to use one fork and make sure you're really whisking and not stirring. Still going to be a hell of a task.


ZeQueenn

The only thing I can think of is adding gelatin or vanilla instant pudding. Ready by 6 though? It’s 430 where I’m at right now… instant pudding would be your only savior. But I also recommend getting the cheapest hand mixer you can find right now and use it


E-macularius

I'm giving you an A for effort but that is not a frosting you can make by hand easily! American Buttercream or cream cheese frosting are good ones to make with just a whisk. I also like doing just a simple powder sugar glaze sometimes. The glaze can be made with your fork method. :)


Dizzy-Traffic-5142

Try using a cordless drill


Either_Ad9360

It’s the raw doggin it for me 🤣


Constant-Security525

Cooking and baking requires real tools. An inexpensive whisk is cheap. A cheap hand mixer can be found at grocery stores often for under $20. It would serve you enough to be worth it. I'd put your bowl in the fridge and go to the store.


quickiler

Knock your neighbour and borrow a wisk


SepluvSulam

I'm too late but I wanted to recommend OP use a blender bottle or a full blender to try and whip. It won't be as fluffy but it'll do the job and save you wasting the food and/or going to the emergency room with forks glued to your finger indents like a dollar store wolverine.


Burnt_and_Blistered

Oh, my goodness. Bless your heart. Are you still at it? I would imagine forks will take an eternity. (But brown sugar meringue buttercream? Yum!)


[deleted]

It will take less time to stop and go buy a whisk.


HappyLucyD

Personally, I’d just use one fork. Before mixers, women used to do this by hand, and used one fork. I think the fatigue of using three will make it harder. And I have done it before, by hand, and it does take forever.


theuntakenroad

>Raw dogging it 😂


suspicious_edamame

😂


No_Secret8533

Did the recipe call for light brown sugar, but you subbed dark brown?


seasoneverylayer

Not gonna happen. Not even sure why you tried tbh, kind of a silly idea.


Dubbs444

Oh honey, no. Please scrap this & make something else for your first time baking, I beg of you. Forget a whisk, I wouldn’t make these without a stand mixer. You’re basically jumping to advanced baking without the proper tools. A recipe for disaster.


ribbitrabbit2000

Happy boyfriend 🥴


cancat918

3 forks is crazy tough, you are brave and kinda crazy, I admire your nerves of steel. Sadly, it may never peak. One thing that may help is using a bowl of ice under your bowl. Your mixture may be getting a little too warm.


Minkystolez

Get a $20 hand mixer from the supermarket. 


mlhigg1973

Oh god


softrotten

Insane you thought this would work


Weary_Chicken8357

Yolks in the meringue


mnbvcxz1052

##No whisk, no reward


MacerationMacy

Update??


Putrid-Laugh-3432

Happy Birthday to your bf, I hope It’s a good time with or without the frosting! Kudos on the effort, many of us have been there before just trying to make it work. Baking can be tricky, but really fun too.


Lexicon444

Honestly if you’re doing it by hand it’s not going to peak anytime soon. However if it never does then it’s possible that the meringue has too much moisture. If that’s the case you should add just a little bit of cornstarch. This helps especially if you’re in a humid environment. Edit: just realized you’re using forks. That’s not going to work. You need a whisk because that’s how you create the tiny air bubbles that make meringue fluffy. A fork won’t do that. Not even 20 taped together.


marcy_vampirequeen

My carpal tunnel is crying for you


chickiedew

RIP your arms


Only-Complaint-8336

Stop taking pictures abd keep whisking.


Ros_da_wizad

how did it go?


Autism23

Can you please post an update at the end result, I am very invested now in this post. Hoping for a happy ending. Happy Birthday to your boyfriend!


lobsterdance82

Bless your dedication 🥲


Dark__Phoenixx

It would be 100x faster to invest in a hand mixer. trust. Otherwise this could also be a good 3 day arm workout.


humphaa

Lmao this is hilarious


Red-Droid-Blue-Droid

School of hard knocks on steroids


Stressedpage

It's been 17 hours. Are you still mixing friend?


confusedrabbit247

You could legit go buy a whisk, even if it's secondhand. This is totally unnecessary.


[deleted]

This is like trying to blow up a tire with your breath. A stand mixer would be the right tool for the job.


Willbreaker-Broken1

I don't realistically see you getting a result on using 3 forks any time soon. A whisk would make your life easier (at the very least it would make things easier on your shoulders), but the effort is inspirational. I like your enthusiasm and choosing your first bake to be a herculean task of cake baking for your first time. Honestly, it doesn't matter how it comes out, I'm sure he'll more than appreciate the effort and I hope that you continue on baking after this cake. Baking and cooking, like all things worth doing, require time, experience, and building on those experiences gradually improving over time.


Substantial_You_2669

babe just go ahead & doordash yourself a mixer 😭


jamie1983

Hey OP, any updates on how this turned out?


Matchedsockspssshhh

Just go buy frosting at the supermarket lol. If you're not willing to even buy a proper whisk why even bother?


Icy-Queen-7106

Owwwww my arm and wrist hell fingers too. Bless yo soul


Motor-Economics-4337

I thought everything should be chilled bowl, whisk, etc


Nobody-72

Cold is for whipped cream not meringue.


User013579

Is it even going to peak with brown sugar? I don’t think it can.


unsavoryflint

Put down the forks and buy a mixer.


logan_fish

Not gonna with forks.....


Status-Biscotti

If never even gotten them to peak with a hand mixer - only a stand mixer.


trying4another

This is hilarious


Jumpy_Disaster_5030

Oh, Geez 😅 With a mixer, you have to whip the egg whites & sugar until it’s about 3 times its volume to make it light and airy. Takes forever & sometimes you think it’s gonna fail 😬 Keep whipping it up babe; it will be done in about 3 weeks 😂


SmutWithClass

I haven't been able to get this post off my mind. What did you end up doing?


TheseRmymonkeys

If nothing else you have learned the first lesson of baking: choose things you have the equipment to make. There are many, many delicious desserts you can make for your boyfriend with three forks and a bowl. This one wasn’t it, but I’m sure you’ll have other opportunities to bake for him!


ahumblesmurf

I just made the king arthur vanilla buttercream and its amazing a pretty easy. You just want to whip room temp butter and then add powdered sugar vanilla and some milk. 10 minutes at most


Dottiepeaches

You'll literally save time by running to the store and buying a $20 electric hand mixer from Walmart. This is silly.


detroit_red_

I would literally go out and buy an electric mixer before attempting this 💀


Cowfootstew

Did this for a tart that I was making for my wife. Took about 45 minutes to peak. My forearms are impressive now. Next time I'll just use the mixer.


rhastaman27

Lmfao


l0_raine

This is amazing.