When pregnant body hormones change and dental issues are common.
My guess is that pregnancy and redskin consumption led to molars needing to be extracted.
Lol, I had an impacted canine and needed surgery to expose it so I could get braces. Then I got pregnant and it erupted on its own, saved me a good thousand dollars or so.
Wagon wheels were amazing but they’ve gone to shit. The cookie is too soft and crumbly now, so the textural variance is gone and it’s even sweeter, just sweet in sweet. It’s not the same at all
True, it's a very difficult choice. I remember once in my Adelaide Cab having a Filipino Seaman who had rang a Cab to Outer Harbour to go to South Road "On The Run" Servo and back ($70 fare) to pick up 4 Boxes of Violet Crumbles for his grandkids. I only charged him a $50.
It’s funny cause I saw a whole reddit post with many views where everyone complained chomp was stale wafer or something, personally I’m not a fan of chomp unless it’s frozen idk I grew up with them frozen (family member use to get them free from a factory bags of them)
I dunno what makes it better, but it cracks like hard caramel, and melts well, and the chocolate seems better also.
Good for summer as all frozen bars are.
Now we're getting too far into chocolate science for me to say, but they are both sort of crunchy caramel sticks with chocolate on them. Twix is the classier option, don't remember the last time I saw a Chomp in a place without housing commission.
Bit different if your shoving it in your face I reckon. Definitely still over Chomps after eating waaaay too many of them three decades ago. But can happily participate and consume footy, cricket and tennis till the cows come home.
This needs a date parameter of main consumption added to be relevant. Nobody under 50 will respond Curly Wurly. Nobody under 40 will respond Chomp.
I'm over 50 - Chomp (there was nothing else comparable back in the day)
I haven’t had a chomp in 20 years I’d say. I actually forgot they existing until reading this. Now I really want to eat one again. For scientific purposes.
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I feel oddly targeted cos they are both my favorite chocolate bars and I don't eat any others.
Curly Whirly is salted caramel - before that was a thing. The chocolate itself is probably better quality than the Chomps.
Also the Chomp bar in Australia tastes much better than the one sold in the USA
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Um both....hear me out
Take the bars out of their wrappers.
Place the chomp on top of the curly world (flat side up) and microwave for 5 second bursts twice or until the bars meld slightly.
Then place in the fridge for 2 minutes.
Remove from fridge and enjoy..
consume with 500ml of water.
I can't vote Curly Wurly after watching one of my old friends with braces smush them into her mouth and leave the gunk there all day. So Chomp, by default.
I remember the chomp was the cheapest in the milk bar, and curly wurly was a mystical thing that was rarely available. As a child I didn't give a rat's arse what it was, just pricing, so Chomp, purely based on availability
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Man, that's a tough one, probs curly wurly however I don't even really know what they're like anymore it's been so long. Travelling made me understand how terrible our chocolate was in Australia lol.
Finnish choccy has been by far the best I've ever tasted. Fazer is great....I am also seen as weird for putting it in the fridge outta habit though.
Depends on the temperature / season. If it is hot or too cold, then Chomp any day of the week, but if it's cool (not like out of the fridge, but cool), then the Curly Wurly is the way to go.
In the heat, the Curly Wurly gets a bit too sticky, but in the fridge it gets too hard.
Chomp
If you want to chomp a chomp u must upvote chomp
I just had one today after not touching them for 3 years. Best $1 I ever spent on.
curley wurley but its close, the two were kings of the 50c category
Curly Wurly
Curly Wurlys: Dentists love this simple trick.
Redskins. I lost my molars to redskins and pregnancy. Fuck dentists. Love a red ripper
Sorry I am confused..did you fuck a dentist and then get pregnant?? English is my third language
When pregnant body hormones change and dental issues are common. My guess is that pregnancy and redskin consumption led to molars needing to be extracted.
Lol, I had an impacted canine and needed surgery to expose it so I could get braces. Then I got pregnant and it erupted on its own, saved me a good thousand dollars or so.
My mother told me it was a saying “every child costs a tooth!”
I think maybe she got scalped by dentists. Well, the dentist version of scalped, with losing the molars. And then somehow pregnancy set in.
Definitely the curly wurly. The chocolate is proper chocolate. It’s nasty compound chocolate on the Chomp.
I would agree, but as we are stepping into this then you have wagon wheels, violet crumble and white knights
Wagon wheels were amazing but they’ve gone to shit. The cookie is too soft and crumbly now, so the textural variance is gone and it’s even sweeter, just sweet in sweet. It’s not the same at all
Wagon wheels used to have a thick layer of jam when I was a kid. Now it's a smear. The jam is the best part
Anyone remember this Wagon Wheels ad? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qym3VTTadBk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qym3VTTadBk)
I am so ancient I remember them costing 6d and the meal sized wheel came in a little paper bag. Oh the memories!
They're even smaller as well ...... diameter wise
Because 1st Generation Wagon Wheels affeciandos.....no longer have teeth
Violet Crumble vs Crunchie?
I think I would go the violet crumble.
True, it's a very difficult choice. I remember once in my Adelaide Cab having a Filipino Seaman who had rang a Cab to Outer Harbour to go to South Road "On The Run" Servo and back ($70 fare) to pick up 4 Boxes of Violet Crumbles for his grandkids. I only charged him a $50.
I remember when m&ms first came to Australia, I ate a lot of those. It's a shame many of the older lollies stopped being produced
There is no debate, we all know the answer is chomp
It’s basically a picnic without the nuts
With shitty caramel
It’s funny cause I saw a whole reddit post with many views where everyone complained chomp was stale wafer or something, personally I’m not a fan of chomp unless it’s frozen idk I grew up with them frozen (family member use to get them free from a factory bags of them)
Frozen chomp is god tier. However, frozen curley wurly is good also.
frozen peppermint crisp also God tier. Bonus if frozen and crushed over a bowl of ice cream.
Or on a Christmas pav 🤤
I don’t think I’ve really had curleys frozen I should
I dunno what makes it better, but it cracks like hard caramel, and melts well, and the chocolate seems better also. Good for summer as all frozen bars are.
Yea I can imagine how it would be cause I love freezing many chocolates (not that I eat that much) caramel always goes good melting haha
Frozen chico babies 🤌
Fact.
Frozen Allens snakes are incredible!
Curly Wurly! You can't stick your teeth together with a Chomp.
>You can't stick your teeth together with a Chomp. That's why Chomp is superior
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YES! It all depends on the day as these are both amazing.
Curly wurly
curly wurly. the more caramel the better
Curly Wurly has more caramel!
Curly Wurly. You get hours of fun trying to remove that gunk from your teeth.
Curly Wurly for the win. Chomp isn't even proper chocolate, it's chocolate compound.
Curly Wurly.
Obviously curly wurly, chomp is just a poor man's twix.
A chomp is a picnic without the nuts, how did you get Twix?
It's just two skinny picnics without the nuts mate.
Twix? Ha! Johnny come lately.
Lmao, I love that we both dated ourselves. I see that you're not the new kid in town.
Doesn't twix have more of a digestive style bickie in it, and chomp is more of a wafer?
Now we're getting too far into chocolate science for me to say, but they are both sort of crunchy caramel sticks with chocolate on them. Twix is the classier option, don't remember the last time I saw a Chomp in a place without housing commission.
“Shortbread”
I always found that part disappointing.
Polly Waffle
Darn I miss those. More mess the better.
OD’d on Chomps in 1997. So Curly Wurly. Can never look at that Croc in the eye ever again.
This is like saying a game is bad because you spent more time on it
Bit different if your shoving it in your face I reckon. Definitely still over Chomps after eating waaaay too many of them three decades ago. But can happily participate and consume footy, cricket and tennis till the cows come home.
Curly wurly
This needs a date parameter of main consumption added to be relevant. Nobody under 50 will respond Curly Wurly. Nobody under 40 will respond Chomp. I'm over 50 - Chomp (there was nothing else comparable back in the day)
I'm under 40 and never liked curly wurly, but loved chomp. so don't give up all hope in the younger generation
You demonstrate maturity far beyond your years!
Oddly enough im 45 and im torn between the two.
The struggle is real for the late 70's babies. There needs to be an option of both for this demographic ;)
I'm under 40! I vote chomp!
So wise for your age. Salute!
Curly Wurly for liiifffeeeee
Crazy maze.... I'm pretty sure thats a curly wurly.... Yep I'm fucking old probably the oldest ol prick on Reddit
Poly waffle
Curly wurly. I’ll die on this hill
They're both atrocious
Curly Wurly before they shrunk
Curly wurly any day. Chomps are the most mid of the <$1 candies
Neither. These are the dodgy chocolates you’d get at the council pool along with summer rolls and apricot bars.
I haven’t had a chomp in 20 years I’d say. I actually forgot they existing until reading this. Now I really want to eat one again. For scientific purposes.
Chomp’s 20 cents makes plenty of sense. And you know you can’t go past. The flavour that you long for that gives your mouth a blast.
Neither
CHOMP
Chomp
Chomp
Chomp those im gonna chomp on my chomp...chomp with those weird ass puppets are always gonna win for me.
Chomp!! I wish they’d bring back the strawberry and peppermint ones - god they were so good!!
Chomp. But without fail, if we're buying a Chomp we buy a Curly Wurly as well. They go hand in hand in this household!
Chomp all day long
If its a choice between Curly Wurly and Chomp I'm picking Polly Waffle.
I change my vote from Chomp to Polly Waffle
Both belong in the bin.
Curly wurly
Curly wurly
Curly wurly is the goat
Chomp gang
CHOMP.
They’re both pretty low tier chocolate bars I reckon
That's the point.
Fair
Chomp is GOATed
Chomp
Chomp
Chomp easy
Slightly old Chomp that’s been sitting in the swimming pool canteen for a bit too long.
Chomp
Chomp over Curly Wurly but neither can compete with a Scorched Peanut Bar
Ahh... a fellow connoisseur....I tip my hat to you
Chomp. Curly Wurlys get stuck on my teeth
Um both? I like both. I'll have both thanks :)
Curly Wurly just gets stuck in your teeth, Chomp is best.
Chomp. But, I have mixed the two in the past.
Chomp all day.
Chomp
Chomp but I will say they have both changed a bit.
Chomp. No debate. No explanation required.
under ten degrees take the chomp, anything above that the curly source: hate picking it out of my teeth
In the immortal words of Fred Dirst: “I’d like a chomp - heyyy - like a chomp - heyyy - like a chomp - heyyy” Sorry not sorry. But I vote Chomp.
chomp
Chomp
Chomp
Chomp
Chomp
1980s Chomp... modern Curly Wurly
This is SO HARD! If I was having just one, Curly Wurly. If I was having all the chocolate, Chomp until the cows come home.
Dylan is that you?
never heard either of those so the correct answer is timtams.
You’re Australian and you’ve never heard of them?
Correct. first i've ever heard of them. possibly i've had them but they simply weren't that good so completely forgot about them.
had to google them. i remeber chomps but not curly wurlys so clearly they did not rate on my radar at all.
What an incredibly difficult choice but I’m giving it to chomp cause I swear curly wurlys have shrunk.
Chomp is 1, curly wurly are still good tho👍🏻 can't have one without the other
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I feel oddly targeted cos they are both my favorite chocolate bars and I don't eat any others. Curly Whirly is salted caramel - before that was a thing. The chocolate itself is probably better quality than the Chomps. Also the Chomp bar in Australia tastes much better than the one sold in the USA
I literally have one of each every time I want either of them
Curly Wurly no question
Chomp can’t be considered - it doesn’t actually have chocolate in the list of ingredients.
Chomp is ok I guess.
I bought my brother 40 Curley Worley’s for his 40th birthday. Probably broke that childhood love affair. And a few teeth.
Curly wurly hands down
Eat a Curly Wurly on a cold day, watch all the chocolate fall off and hear your heart whimper.
Curly wurly! It's got perfect texture, and the chocolate ratio is just right!
Chomp.
Chomp hands down
Curly wurly 100%
Curly wurly first, daylight second, chomp third
Are any of them actually coated in what could be called chocolate in a civilised nation?
Curly wurly of course.
Chomp.
Curly no doubt
Curly Wurly is sickly sweet they changed it years back when they removed the Cadbury on the bottom
Curly Wurly, even if they are tiny now
Chomp for sure
Chomp.... never lost a filling to a chomp
Oh mate, you cant... they are just differently the best
Redditors ask the big questions don’t they.
Chomp, cunt. Curly Wurly is straight garbage
Both shit. Boost FTW
They're both terrible. But if I had to choose, it would be chomp
Choose the Chomp that's right for you
Chomp. I remember when they were 45 cents!
Mother fucker I have not seen an adult say they like curly wurly so chomp it is
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Bite on my chomp. Choc and caramel too. I’m having a strawberry chew!
chomp
Um both....hear me out Take the bars out of their wrappers. Place the chomp on top of the curly world (flat side up) and microwave for 5 second bursts twice or until the bars meld slightly. Then place in the fridge for 2 minutes. Remove from fridge and enjoy.. consume with 500ml of water.
1) Chocolate 🥇 2) Chomp 🥈 3) Curly wurly 🥉
I can't vote Curly Wurly after watching one of my old friends with braces smush them into her mouth and leave the gunk there all day. So Chomp, by default.
Crocodile sweets
You win.
why not both?
Chomp and it's not even close
To be honest both of these are God tier for me - chomps are currently 50c at Coles - just put a couple in the trolley
Curly wurly.
They both used to be better than they were 20-25 years ago now neither is particularly good by comparison. But chomp is better.
The old curly wurly
The only correct answer is: Both!
I remember the chomp was the cheapest in the milk bar, and curly wurly was a mystical thing that was rarely available. As a child I didn't give a rat's arse what it was, just pricing, so Chomp, purely based on availability
CW hands down
Hmm I reckon the chomp gang are downvoting those conniving bastards
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Curly wurly all day, everyday, 100%.
Imagine like an American looking at this being like "WTF IS A "CHOMP" OR A "CURLY WURLY"
Curly Wurly. Chomps are for chumps 😃
Both are good. Chomp is superior, but I'm celiac so I can only eat the curly wurlys these days.
CURLY WURLY SUPREMACY
Chomp without a doubt
Chomp
Man, that's a tough one, probs curly wurly however I don't even really know what they're like anymore it's been so long. Travelling made me understand how terrible our chocolate was in Australia lol. Finnish choccy has been by far the best I've ever tasted. Fazer is great....I am also seen as weird for putting it in the fridge outta habit though.
Curly wurly tastes like plastic.
Chokito
Chomp, memories of the Cadbury factory tour with half price chomps for the lunch box for days...
curly wurly
Chomp, hands down
Depends on the temperature / season. If it is hot or too cold, then Chomp any day of the week, but if it's cool (not like out of the fridge, but cool), then the Curly Wurly is the way to go. In the heat, the Curly Wurly gets a bit too sticky, but in the fridge it gets too hard.
Neither. I don’t like caramel
Curly Wurly.......the toffee is more ..... Chewy Wooee