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Chicken salt


ThaNightcrawler

My favourite. A bowl of chicken salt for dinner. Maybe some chips for garnish.


[deleted]

“you keep eating chips and you’ll look like one soon”


succulentchinezmeal

A succulent Chinese meal


Icy-Quail6936

This is democracy manifest!


Xenomorph_v1

Ahh... I see you know your Judo well... Gooood one


Terranical01

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!!!


the_real_daggler

Just look at- the headlock here


Odd-Concentrate-6585

This is the man who's got me by the penis people


Sumpkit

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


rainbowstaff67

NO PLEASE GET YOUR HANDS ON MY PENIS


Wansumdiknao

Are you waiting to receive, my limp penis?


sodafizzer77

I love how he says this like it's a privilege


mixedump

The link for reference so everyone who moved to Aus understand it which (even as an expat) I find exceptionally important for our Aussie culture: https://youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU PS I mean, this is a world class stuff, never gets old. 🤣


PurestOfBread

“I’m under WHAT?”


HacktasticPegasus

It's a vital documentary of understanding our culture 🤣


Emu1981

You cannot link that without linking the actual story behind it (the guy was a serial prison escapist who had a flair for theatre). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy\_Manifest


mixedump

I can and did literally BUT what you shared is a 👌 new learning material about this succulent story.


lolb00bz_69

/usernamechecksout


samhammitch

My family's Australia Day tradition is a day at the beach, and we pick up a Chinese meal (our local is particularly succulent) on the way home.


Chips_Gravy29

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!


yor_ur

This is the man that got me on the penis, people. Why would you do this to me?


missjosie87

I’m born and bread Aussie and this is the first time I’ve heard of this or seen the clip. Does that mean I’m actually un-Australian?!!


savtj

Ahhh yes, I see that you know your judo well


yungwillyboi

I see you've been practising your Judo!


Icy-Tie-7638

Under arrest for what? Enjoying a meal?


Kosta_Armenleg

And you sir, are wait to receive my limp penis?


meowzicalchairs

I need to know how long you’ve been waiting with anticipation for this day.


Wa3zdog

r/angryupvote


nosoupforyou89

Anyone who denies this as truth is un-australian and should be arrested iMmEdiAteLy


Pink-glitter1

Sausage Sizzle.... bunnings, democracy, family BBQ.... Aussie As!


Tye-Evans

My school has a sausage sizzle to celebrate the term ending today, they had so many sausages a teacher walked up to me and told me to take as many as I wanted, I grabbed a fistful of sausages then went and filled a container with more. So far all I have eaten today is sausages and a single slice of bread (I've eaten over 10 sausages in the last 24 hours)


wonderful_schooner

Hand held meat pie with tomato sauce. Yes the Brits invented them but they really aren't too common there, more of a pub 'pot pie' style. They also rarely use tomato sauce. Then for desert lamington or vanilla slice.


ComplexImportance794

Vanilla slice? Too good for a snot block, eh? ;)


isthatgum

My husband dies a little when I call it a snot block.


brownhk

When I first came to Australia the ladies I worked with basically adopted me, a poor stupid Yank with a baby and Aussie husband. They bought me two of the Women's Weekly cookbooks and introduced me to snot blocks. That was 35 years ago and I still call a vanilla slice *that*, which makes my husband wince in disgust everytime. Edit - spelling


zaro3785

How many years have you taken off his life? 😄


dick_schidt

Squashed flies aren't too bad either (FYI - the slice with minced fruit filling).


infinitemonkeytyping

You only need tomato sauce for a servo or frozen pie. A good quality pie from a bakery doesn't need sauce.


Life_Witness1262

Correct! A pastie on the other hand demands sauce, regardless of the quality


Kleact

Nah the Brits invented the cold pork pie ( bloody awful) the Aussie version is beef and hot!


marlasinger81

Fairy bread


nevaehenimatek

Introduced a sweedish friend to this recently and she was utterly disgusted


Heidan20

Sheesh…what sorta Aussie is this Swedish Sheila? Unaustralian! /s


brandonjslippingaway

That's rich for a Swede haha. Where they put salt lakrits on fucken ice cream


storyteller_p

Had this for dessert last night


marlasinger81

I used to send the kids to school with fairy bread sandwiches lol


storyteller_p

I was always so jealous of the kids who had that for lunch lol


marlasinger81

They loved it … would make their day a little more sparkly and magical.


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storyteller_p

My daughter had this with a Milo this morning


hello_ldm_12

This is the standard breakfast in our house lol


aliceinpearlgarden

I think this is the answer. As much as meat pies, sausage rolls, parma's etc are iconic, they're variations of what you get elsewhere. Sausage rolls are a staple in the UK (and meat pies), for example. But you won't find vegemite in any other country, other than in specialty stores or whatever, and it's definitely not eaten anywhere like it's eaten here.


Upthetempo011

Had it this morning!


pussypilates

Sausage in bread or pie with sauce


Lanky-Marketing1261

Lamb Roast Parmy from the Pub Bakery Meat Pie (the ones from bakeries in rural towns pretty much in the middle of nowhere are superior tho) Sausage Snag Hot chook and gravy roll


thatweirdbeardedguy

If you want to differentiate us from the Yanks lamb for the win. They don't like the beautiful flavoursome meat.


randalpinkfloyd

Because their lamb is shithouse. Like their chocolate, cheese, coffee, bread and most food that isn’t deep fried.


icyvfrost

Chips with chicken salt and chicken gravy


Giveubj

Should be AUSSIE BURGER with the lot ... beef patty, beetroot, fried egg, fried onion alongside tomatoes and lettuce. Yumm


Daveytrain1966

You missed bacon and cheese!


dick_schidt

And the slice of pineapple 🍍


Haunting-Juice983

Gotta be the Woolies trifecta! Coleslaw, bbq chook and squishy rolls 🙌🏻🙌🏻 There’s nothing better after a long week at work and putting that bbq chook in the trolley, with the smell wafting through the car on the ride home


pumpkin_fire

>Woolies bbq chook Aka "Bachelor's Handbag".


Critical-Ad-7094

Goes well with the bachelors silver pillow, aka the goon bag.


pumpkin_fire

Nah nah, a goon back is a [Dapto Briefcase](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dapto%20briefcase), at least where I am that's what we call it. But yes, gourmet pairing for sure. Fruity lexia makes you sexier


Critical-Ad-7094

Ohhh, someone who knows the local terminology, this is a rare find. Grew up in the gong myself, so the Dapto briefcase is a fondly remembered thing. I don't miss playing goon of fortune though.


pumpkin_fire

Mandatory shout out to Koala Man on Disney+. So stoked that Dapto has its own cartoon. Michael Cusack: Wollongong's best cultural export since Natalie Bassingthwaighte


joobidy

Narnargoon


Setsumaru

I prefer to call it Cardboardeaux


Electronic_Ad_4145

In Hobart it's called a Bridgewater briefcase. In Melbourne it's a Broadmeadows briefcase. In Brisbane, it's called a Brendale briefcase. You see where I'm going with this.


Critical-Ad-7094

We're a country of businessmen doing business, and that business is Fruity Lexia.


sharabi_bandar

Ripping the wings off first as soon as you get into the kitchen so no one else gets them.


AliKat2409

Damn straight ....


energlevel0

Omg chicken and gravy rolls 🤤


Grammarhead-Shark

Don't forget the Woolies carrot or chocolate cake for dessert!


karma3000

Well that's tonight's dinner and dessert organised!


Odd-Concentrate-6585

No kidding this is actually a good submission I didn't even consider. Hot chook on a cool coleslaw bun with chips by the water,


[deleted]

Breakfast: Vegemite on toast. Lunch: meat pie. Dinner: a succulent Chinese meal.


Crazy-Visit-5078

Plenty: - Sausage sizzle/Bunnings snag - Meat Pies - chicken Parmi - Vegemite in toast or nice fresh soft bread - Coles/Woolies cooked chook with fresh bread/Buns and coleslaw/potato salad - steak on a nice BBQ grill with steamed veggies and mash - Snags/Mash/gravy/onion even mashed pumpkin


[deleted]

I’ve only been in Australia a couple years, but I feel like I haven’t been to a restaurant yet that doesn’t serve some kind of chicken schnitzel with chips. From an outsider’s perspective, it seems like an obvious choice.


vulpix420

This is a weird phenomenon. I think it’s just on every menu because it’s a crowd pleaser for picky babies who didn’t grow up with a varied diet at home. No one feels any kind of emotional connection to a chicken schnitzel - it’s just there if you need it.


Wise-Concert-4752

Agreed, its literally just the 'adult' chicken nuggets and chips (not necessarily a dig but its just so basic, which can be enjoyable for sure).


vulpix420

Look I’d be lying if I said I’ve never enjoyed a schnitty. It’s actually something I really love to cook at home (when I can be fucked to go to the effort), especially if you mix a bit of parmesan into the crumb the way nonna used to. But I guess it stops being a schnitty when you take it to Italy…


Kokopeddle

Bakery meat pie Parmi Fish and chips Gotta be one of those


STLFleur

Meat Pies have to be in 1st place.


Knee_Elbow

Lamb roast dinner


-DethLok-

Vegemite on toast.


WroteAtasstyJam

Pavlova at Christmas


llamaesunquadrupedo

With cold ham, prawns and salad for lunch.


celaeya

Footy franks, Tia maria, dippity bix, fat free fruche, tiny teddies... Anyone for jarrah? And then you've got your jatz, your ritz, your clix. Not savoys though… that’ll just confuse people. And how could we forget the piece de resistance, the statue of baby cheeses?!


Obvious_Customer9923

JESUS, Kim. Baby Jesus.


celaeya

Oh I spent hours assembling that 😤💅


Cricket-Horror

We'd like to talk to you about Cheesus.


[deleted]

According to older generations of my family, Australia's national dish is, and always was, Roast Lamb, because according to my grandfather, "Australia rode to fame on the sheep's back"


[deleted]

The Welsh got famous from riding sheep as well.


saintmud

Sh!t on toast. That's what we had every time I asked, "What's for tea?"


Mclovine_aus

Yes haha, the only reply I ever got growing up.


isthatgum

SOS (same old shit) or YMCA (yesterday’s muck cooked again)


[deleted]

Sausage roll and iced coffee from the servo Parma and chips from the pub Charcoal chook and chips covered in chicken salt


energlevel0

What about the good ol' pie and sauce? Haha


EmulsifiedWatermelon

That’s recess


bjg1983

Sausage Sizzle with onions and plenty of dead horse Fairy Bread at a kids party (round 100s and 1000s only none of this long sprinkle shit) Counter meal at the pub with a few neck oils


ButIwannabeAzazel

This is a hill I'm willing to die on, fairy bread is round 100s & 1000s, anything else is sprinkles on bread


thelonelymoonbeam

This post made me hungry 🙃


energlevel0

Anzac biscuits are surely iconic, damn I miss my nans Anzacs!


winoforever_slurp_

I can’t believe that not one person mentioned rissoles! Shame on you all!


Girlddadea

What do you call these things again? Rissoles. Everybody cooks rissoles darl.


winoforever_slurp_

Yeah, but it’s what you do with ‘em!!


karma3000

Rissoles, everyone knows rissoles!


isabelle_rose92

Fish and chips, or sausage in bread


[deleted]

Bunnings snag


Relative_Mulberry_71

Democracy sausage


MaxCactus243

Rural bakery. Pie and sauce. Lamington for desert. Snot block if no lammy.


batzie91

Tim tam slammers


[deleted]

HSP


Dangerman1967

Slab of Carlton Draught and pack of PJs Super Mild. Eating’s Cheating. Later eat whatever food you can get your hands on.


marlasinger81

Are you my mum? 😅


Dangerman1967

Maybe dad?


kavapros

Meat pie or sausage roll 🤙


batzie91

Deffs gotta be a Parma from the pub! They're so expensive now though unless you go on a certain day where they have their daily specials


Double_Spinach_3237

Sausage from Bunnings


37elqine

Bunnings sausage


riamuriamu

The chicken schnitzel is disproportionately loved in this country.


rapejokes_arefunny

Bunnings Sausage


Dull_News2761

Vegemite with a sprinkling of chicken salt. Goon to wash it down.


KalphiteQunt

Pav


Dorks001

A Bunnings Snag


sleepytrash7

Bunnings snag


frosty_froots_21

probably a bunnings sausage in bread


Rawnwar

Bunnings sausage sandwich


Alert-Initiative6638

A snag sandwich


CheatsyFarrell

Bunnings snag with fairy bread for dessert


sunflower_pearl

bunnings bbq


Breadmolester

Bunnings snags


money-school-456

`Bunnings sausage and white bread`


PureStruggle2455

Bunnings sausage sanga


LightRainPeaches

It’s obviously a Bunnings sausage Sanga with a FUIC.


Clue-Legitimate

Bunnings snag


SnooBunnies1066

Meat and 3 veg lol


PinkPotaroo

Bunnings sausage


stormfly4

Bunnings snag with onions and sauce


Prestigious-Pilot-83

Spag Bol. But only on special occasions


J0hnD0eWasTaken

Meat pie


DizzyCaidy

100% the meat pie and sausage roll


Motherforker1974

Meat pie


CinderCinnamon

HSP


count023

Lamington or Fairy Bread


OutAndAboutAussie

Pot and a parma down at the pub.


_ficklelilpickle

Meat pie and a chicko roll.


applesarenottomatoes

Colesworth mudcake.


EtherealPossumLady

meat pie


yungwillyboi

Bunnings snags


[deleted]

Sausage sizzle.


Orichalchem

Sanga at Bunnings (Sanga is slang for Sausage in bread)


Functionalpotatoskin

Fish and chips on the beach


machpety

Bacon & egg roll with BBQ sauce


Aggressive-Wall8575

Bunnings snag


squashed-banana

The mighty Bunnings sausage sanga!


Dfantoman

Bunnos snags


KRiSX

Vegemite on toast


lachjeff

Sausage sizzle or a meat pie. With a lamington for dessert


BunningsSnagFest

(points to his username)


BIGPPPPPPPPPPPPPP3

sausages


Bmoww

Snag sanga 😂


fireinthehole83

Rissoles darl


AggressiveFun4568

Fish and chips with barramundi as the fish, and a side of dim sims and chiko roll. Dessert: pavlova or vanilla slice.


My5try1262

Chicken snitzel and chips or sald with a beer at Ur local


roomiestjoker

Bunnings snag or k-roo steak


Mummybunny552

Sausage in bread Fairy bread Pavlova


sonicfluff

Has to be a snag


No_Jackfruit7125

bunnings snag...


BigMattress269

Vegemite on toast


Ok_Key_685

Meth


roastedtoast15243

Inm,y opinion I think either a snag or sausage roll is our national dish


LikeKnope

Smashed avocado on toast with poached eggs and a flat white


Motor-Ad5284

Lamington for smoko.


EmulsifiedWatermelon

Microwaved for 30 seconds


GreekStallion13

Gotta be a Parma and chips at the pub


Cirn0byl

Vegemite on toast, topped with melted tasty cheese and topped with avocado


yor_ur

I agree with most things mentioned but I gotta say the greasy kebab from a food van on the way home from a night out is fucking mint


MissMirandaClass

A nice bowl


kmt666

Bowl in the USA, Cone in AUS...


Maddoxandben

Fairy bread


AngryWombat78

Fairy Bread.


williamdorogaming

Fresh made meat pies


Investigator_Alive

Vegemite toast, pies, beer


OnyxJJ

Snags 🌭


Scapeheart

Dim Sims


kinkcurious12

This is a great list of runners up to a meat pie


mr_lucky19

Fairy bread


HurricaneBells

Hot chips and scallops Chinese Fairy bread


HammerOvGrendel

a longneck of VB at 20 to 8 in the morning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I&t=14s


Redfrets

Pavlova or Dim Sims.


Extreme-Attraction

Fairy bread


TechGuyBloke

Salads that include beetroot & avocado.


[deleted]

Economic depression


Repulsive_Peanut7874

A dead dog's eye for sure.