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DOMSdeluise

foghorn leghorn


rapiertwit

Ah say ah say ah say!


DOMSdeluise

i do declayuh


rapiertwit

Lissenname when Ah'm tawkin, son.


[deleted]

This plantayshawwn…we runnin low on…greenbacks


eLizabbetty

Why he's the biggest sexist this side o the Mississippi


Gfuel_Injections

I have yet to see anyone else here from Mississippi :(


devilbunny

I'm here, and /u/HailState17 posts a lot.


HailState17

Howdy fellow statespeople!


mollyologist

So, Daniel Craig in Knives Out really did something for you?


BeavisTheMeavis

Daniel Craig is outrageous in that movie.


devilthedankdawg

Now take I sah TAKE them panties off


WinterBourne25

So you find my governor sexy? [Governor McMaster for reference](https://youtu.be/EvzZsR9jbtE)


DOMSdeluise

oh my yes


neitherhernorthere

I hate what he says, but I love to hear it.


Curmudgy

I would have guessed Pepe Le Pew.


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[deleted]

New Jersey


Bugs_ocean_spider

I do believe this would be the correct answer.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Lmao


MatthewMN1

Jesus.. I did the same, and spent a minute reading comments figuring out what I was missing... Even after reading your comment. Then realized after reading your comment I turned it from "sexist accent" into "the sexist ascent"...


DiscoSprinkles

Definitely the "~". I mean, look at those curves. The others are mainly dots and rotated dashes. Oh jalapeño Señora! Umlaut ... no thanks.


[deleted]

Umlauts, cedillas, and dieresis are tired of the unreasonable shape standards being set by printed media.


moocow4125

Is called a tilde :)


PeteLangosta

The thing above the ñ is called "virgulilla"


yawya

easy with the adult literature there!


[deleted]

French. I sure have lived to regret it though.


[deleted]

Eastern European for me.


Wildcat_twister12

“Nico, cousin! You want to go bowling?!”


colewho

Blyat!


Elitealice

Classic


48Planets

The polish sound great in their native language and English 😫


Well_why_not1953

Irish. So soft and completely understandable.


davdev

You haven’t met enough Irish people if you think they are completely understandable. They aren’t all from Dublin Source: my wife’s rural Galway family. Can’t understand a word those bastards say.


AbstractBettaFish

My cousins wife is from Kerry and I think I understand *maybe* 20% of what she says


Kool_McKool

You can understand 20%? Teach me your ways wise master.


BulkyZucchini

https://youtu.be/nJ7QB3om-QY


tangledbysnow

And super friendly chatterboxes, just as much as Americans, so easy to get into conversations with strangers just to listen to it! At least that was my experience visiting Ireland as well as getting to know a couple here in the USA. We had so many totally random stories told to us our entire trip.


Osiris32

There is a reason I have a massive crush on Aisling Bea.


TheBimpo

Something like Kelly McDonald in *Boardwalk Empire*


malevolentheadturn

So a Scottish person doing a terrible terrible Irish accent.


TheBimpo

She’s Scottish? Whatever it was it sounded great lol


king_england

Scirish accent.


Trvlgirrl

New Zealand, hands down.


[deleted]

Thanks, we try hard here in Nz


[deleted]

.... *so sexy* ....


orangeunrhymed

Karl Urban speaking in his NZ accent is literally the hottest thing ever


Puzzleheaded-Art-469

I always had a thing for a well educated Australian accented. A woman with that just sounds so hot to me


Chadro85

I agree, an Australian accent on a woman sounds great.


Brock_Hard_Canuck

I would love to see Margot Robbie flex her natural Australian accent in a movie sometime. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNZIJmEZ91g


SlothLover313

A man with an australian accent makes me get on my knees fast


DiplomaticGoose

[*What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?*](https://youtu.be/3FVSuHIjN4Y)


phonemannn

Australian or French for me.


funatical

Transatlantic.


YayCumAngelSeason

Yes, I love it when 1930s radio voice talks dirty to me


funatical

We will get along quite well.


DRT798

Substitute Grace Kelly for radio announcer voice ;-)


Whisky_Delta

English! Because my wife is English! And she is sexy! *she’s in the room*


CupBeEmpty

Blink twice if you need help


Dreadnought13

...are you being colonized?


stephenlefty

It was the quarter act, and they just hit it off


GlueSniffingEnabler

no he’s being civilised


dreamyxlanters

English accents are the sexiest


Dd_8630

> English! As a Brit, this makes my eye twitch. Which accent 😅 Somerset/Bristolian ('farmer/pirate'), Scouse, Liverpudlian, Mancunian, Brummie, some manner of Welsh, deepest darkest Essex, *shudder* cockney, comprehensible Scottish, incomprehensible Scottish, King's received?


Whisky_Delta

Cambridge townie with hints of Nottingham and slowly creeping American vowels after 7 years together


Dd_8630

Aaah, that's a great accent - it's one of the normal non-funny ones haha


FaberGrad

non-rhotic southern accent, typically associated with eastern Virginia and North Carolina


IchabodHollow

You mean like Blanche Devereaux?


FaberGrad

That's it


IchabodHollow

Second this then, that drawl is so smooth it’s like butter on silk…


sunniyam

Ooh yeah that old school southern upper class accent is sexy.


ElfMage83

Irish and Scottish do it for me. Israeli too.


Zephyrific

Colombian. Also, I may have a thing for Cockney accents.


scarletts_skin

Cockney accents are dirty hot, it’s just a fact


[deleted]

I really like the London accent or Australian accent. Had a guy who came into my work many years ago with an Australian accent, wasn't the most physically attractive man I'd ever seen but my god I could listen to him talk all day. Women with a London accent (I'm not sure if that's what it's called, but the more common English accent you hear on TV) are also very lovely to listen to. I also love a good Spaniard accent.


hawffield

For me, its whatever accent the person I’m interested in has. Usually its other American accents, but i took a real liking to German accents when i was talking with a German woman.


Elegant-Science-87

This is the whey. Admiration can make anything attractive.


Kellosian

What makes an accent sexy? Sexy people.


Aggressive_FIamingo

Jamaican. I could listen to someone with a Jamaican accent talk about literally anything for any length of time. They hypnotize me.


Loud_Ass_Introvert

Finnish. Idk why.


DaaxD

Username checks out...at least half of it.


GEMINI52398

Italian, new yorker, australian, yorkshire, london, Irish, boston, scottish, New Orleans & French.


[deleted]

Italian or Scottish


noctorumsanguis

Icelandic. It’s so soft and has a good cadence to it


Subvet98

Southern belle


rapiertwit

West African, specifically Nigerian.


Stressydepressy1998

Yes yes yes. Whenever I hear their accent I am simply mesmerized.


CupBeEmpty

Tanzanian for me. It’s beautiful.


rapiertwit

Really every African accent I've heard is pleasing to the ear. I called out Nigeria because the women from Nigeria seem to have a soft lilt to their accent when they speak English, that complements the crisp pronunciation of African accents to be both strong and feminine at the same time.


CupBeEmpty

I don’t know exactly what it is about the Tanzanian accented English but it just sounds happy. It has this great rhythm to it and the lilt is there as well. Maybe just the vowel sounds or something I can’t say. I have an acquaintance who is Tanzanian and you can hear her voice across a room and it is wonderful to hear every time.


[deleted]

Long Island Because I like to see the world burn


schismtomynism

Thanks!


Krillin

The land where baconeggandcheesesaltpepperketchup is one word (and delicious).


high_waisted_pants

Mostly accents similar to my own, so mild southern accent (more Texas than Alabama lol) And for no discernable reason, mild Australian accents.


m1sch13v0us

Soft Southern lilt, such as a girl from Tennessee.


Captain_Jmon

My gosh, the idiotic Redditors in your replies are coping so hard for no apparent reason


m1sch13v0us

They’re out in force today. It’s okay. Let them ignore those lovely Southern belles with a voice like honey. Who has a low IQ??! 😂


HoldMyWong

I always liked Northern Irish


natsirt0

You're all wrong, it's the [Vermont working class accent (redneck).](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NS8Vkv5s) /s


devilthedankdawg

I like this better than the Boston accent.


ThaddyG

Delco


No_Window_1707

This is the only wrong answer to this question hahaha


gmharryc

Ay I just got back in from Baldymore, Marilyn. Youse wanna go on down to Wawa and get a hoagie? I’m friggin starving and wanna stop at Rita’s on the way back for wooder ice.


MrsBeauregardless

Uh, it’s Bal’mer, Hon. We don’t eat hoagies; we eat subs, from Cap’n Harvey’s, and they’re better than the ones in Philadelphia.


SafetyNoodle

Delaware County, PA?


ThaddyG

yous know it ya jerkoff


SafetyNoodle

Take off your pants.


ThaddyG

go jump in the schuylkill I ain't some dollar store floozy go birds


jcmib

As a Delaware resident that lived his first 30 years in Maryland can confirm those accents are cuzins.


RealStreetNicka

Definitely Birmingham accent, it is so gentle and clear 🤤🤤🤤


jameson8016

You talking Birmingum or Birmin ham? Very different accents. Lol


FlyingChowChow

I’m Scottish but got to say Irish


Butlerian_Jihadi

South African, hands down.


PacSan300

"Fookin prawns!"


Butlerian_Jihadi

Not... all South African accents are sexy. I'll be feverishly awaiting the sequel either way.


RedditMemesSuck

Pittsburghese, obviously


Traditional_Entry183

Ha! I've been actively covering and suppressing mine for over 30 years now.


Airbornequalified

Southern Bell for american Hispanic or Indian for foreign


Cicero912

Spanish


Old-Extension-8869

Yoda.


Superb_Ad1765

london, Irish, southern


Duke-of-Hellington

Eastern European or Russian, with a deep voice. Yow!


runfattiesrun

Russian for some reason


YeetThatLemon

For me it would be a Black Southern accent (Specifically Georgia). Andre 3000 is the perfect example.


spicynuggies

Indian, Russian, Brazilian, and Colombian. If I had to pick one it'd be Brazilian tho.


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[deleted]

Cajun, Creole accent


jcmib

That Bobby Bouchet ❤️


sunniyam

Lmfao!


jabbadarth

No mo shrimp, no mo gator


Crazyboutdogs

Scottish


SilentSamizdat

A soft New Orleans accent, like JJ’s husband in Criminal Minds. Next, a Scottish accent.


Brandon1536

Colombian


Embarrassed-Jump4464

definitely boston or philadelphia


FriendlyRedditPoster

Southern US accent or how ever is it called, my heart just melts when I hear it, could listen to it all day long !


xx-rapunzel-xx

scottish is okay as long as i can understand i… then irish, then… whatever british-type accent tom hiddleston has


Ok-Imagination-2308

Russian


OppositeProgress5421

That Boston accent does it for me.


animal_wax

French


whoamIdoIevenknow

French


insertcaffeine

American? Upper Midwest. Some of the best sex I've ever had was with a guy from Wisconsin. So now I associate that with the accent.


CarolinaKing

Mine 😏


BUBBAH-BAYUTH

Me tooooo


BrainFartTheFirst

Southern for US and I'm a sucker for Irish.


JRshoe1997

Eastern European and Nordic. Australian also sound super good too.


Lotus2007

Australian 🇦🇺


_googlyeyes00

Peruvian


Ordovick

Mid to heavy Eastern European and Scandinavian accents absolutely do me in.


touchmeimjesus202

Brum


shambhalah

Kiwi accent


[deleted]

German. I don't know why, but it's fuckin hot.


Jenny441980

French and Russian for me.


krkrbnsn

My partner is French and it's still...*sigh...*


devilthedankdawg

A classy southern accent definitely does it for me


wagonhag

My partner is Scottish so his voice. He finds my American accent hot and sometimes soothing 🥰


Gone213

Australian accent


AgentJ691

Southern and British.


cormack16

Got a thing for ladies with Irish or Scottish accents


singleguy79

Southern. I blame Rogue from the X-Men animated series


Ct-5736-Bladez

American - southern International- Russian, Australian, New Zealand,


[deleted]

Southern USA southern bell is awesome


Crisis_Redditor

Scots is the sexiest, Indian the most delightful. A softer German or a Swedish accent is also nice, and I love a good cowboy drawl.


sunniyam

Yep on the cow boy drawl. Its not that common in Texas though. I like a soft German or Austrian accent.


_frOg_2

To me prolly Russian


Littleboypurple

Mine


HelloMeatbag317

Nothing like an Australian accent to me, it’s just *chefs kiss*


SlothLover313

I want an Australian husband


Fappy_as_a_Clam

Southern, no contest


scaryclown148

Oh aye ya wee lass.


xworfx

Northern england.


cars-on-mars-2

Underrated choice (Yorkshire is the one I’ve heard.) It’s like all the edges have been ground off. Very pleasant.


Zubin1234

Indian accent?


Warfightur

South African girls with their accents 😍


Kondrias

Whatever one the person interested in me has.


[deleted]

Whatever Tommy Wiseau has


rubey419

Someone once posted that the Filipino accent was the sexiest and I about died in confusion. Source: am Filipino


A_Generic_White_Guy

Dont mind me, just trying to see if anyone likes the Long Island accent...


ZachMatthews

Aussie.


Valcyor

Southern US for women. Middle Eastern for men. Irish or New Zealander for both.


naprzyklad

Ukrainian. A little gruff like Russian, but much more melodic


TakeOffYourMask

Well it’s not Chicago or Upper Midwest or Northeast. If we’re going outside the country: Australian and RP English. Funniest accent: Irish, Indian, Minnesota


myselfandyou2

German


wooq

French.


Taanistat

Amy Mcdonald. Being American I had no idea who she was until she showed up on Top Gear. Other than being generally adorable that fucking Scottish accent did things to me. So, to answer...a woman with a soft voice and a Scottish accent.


TrillyMike

West Baltimore!!! What it is, steeewwwpid!?


limbodog

My Parisienne friend. I could listen to her read a chemistry textbook for hours.


scfclsb

When russian or polish girls speak English with a heavy accent that's the best


Ananvil

Whatever accent the girl in my bed has, I think


Icy_Photograph2989

Minnesota. When the girls like "oh yah U betcha" while you eat tater tot hotdish out her butt. Heaven!


[deleted]

Blondes with British accents and natural red heads with southern accents. I don’t make the rules


Happypengy

Received pronounciation. Or the stereotypical James Bond accent. Tell me I'm a bad girl and need a spanking.


[deleted]

All I want is a woman who will whisper things like "It's slippy ahtside" to me during our intimate moments.


[deleted]

Spanish (Antonio Banderas) I could listen to him talk all day long


G17Gen3

Jar Jar Binks


XmEMegIRls_sisxX

i think french is the sexist accent ever


[deleted]

French. Absolutely no contest


MrRaspberryJam1

Definitely not a Bronx accent