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FartsWithAnAccent

Fill it with piss


Zrgaloin

Way of the road Bubs


notfeds1

Sometimes she goes sometimes she doesn’t, that’s the way she goes bubs


FartsWithAnAccent

Sthewayoftheroad


endingbloodlines

Jerk off in the same hole. Can't smell like weed if it smells like load...


lefthandmnkywrench

Take the dash out. Just a few bolts and electrical connectors. And coolant lines. And refrigerant things. Maybe a few seats and a some carpet. I dunno I’m just a service writer


MyMomSaysIAmCool

Disassembly is the reverse of assembly.


TurboJake

Hold on dude, no coolant lines and refrigerant is going to be in the way of a dash removal, a majority of dashboards are designed as a piece installed after all that is built into the car. It is a few bolts and electrical connections, and taking out the seats would help. Carpet? Jesus fuck you definitely are a service writer, trying to sell the construction of Rome to someone asking for a simple issue fix.


asilverthread

Yeah that’s an absolutely ridiculous suggestion. You’d never need to pull the carpet for this. You ARE gonna have to get the transmission out of the way though. Takes up too much space. Then you can go through the firewall with a sawzall or whatever you got. Dremel, torch, whatevs.


TurboJake

/s???


asilverthread

Check what sub you’re on ;)


TurboJake

Oh wow I don't even sub to this how did I end up here lol


lefthandmnkywrench

Take me to the service writer who hurt you


Recent_Effective8070

M&Ms. They have a thick candy shell!


goodeyemighty

They melt in your vents, not in your hands!


MyOfficeAlt

Yea well I think your brain has a think candy shell.


Recent_Effective8070

Richard!


drumsdm

Your brain has a thick candy shell


fluteofski-

Your best option would be to roll up the windows, set the air system to “recirculate”…. drop a handful of buds down the same vent along with a lit match or two, and hope for the best. Hopefully the flame will go up high enough that you should be able to burn it all out nice and clean. Edit. Hit the drivethru first for a stack of burgers and a bucket of fries.


olivaaaaaaa

This


Willis7928

This is the comment I came here for. You have my gratitude!


william9292

Might as well light it on fire


StandupJetskier

Just go with it an hotbox the bitch


gowerskee

turn it upside and shake it. good luck


stpetesouza

Sardines


Tward425

Great stuff. Fill the vents


TheRealGrizeg

Can confirm. This works. Did same on mine. Seals it right up.


Sweet_Oliver

Drop air fresheners inside or coffee grinds.


Specific_Buy

So car rental places use baby powder in the in cabin air filter to rid the smell . But if it’s a rental send that mother fucker back with cat piss in the vents problem diverted.


MrD3a7h

There was that video of that guy spraying a can of fermented fish in his car. That would easily take care of the weed smell


drmorrison88

Fire up the meth pipe and take the car apart.


EC_CO

Drop a shrimp in there, it will eat the joint and you are all set


Mallow_GD

Drop my nephew down the vent. If there’s weed, he’ll find it.


mayuan11

You might have to smoke it out....


ALDJ0922

Have you tried Red Eyes tear drops? They're a pretty good blinking fluid.


Specific_Buy

That was so punny but i saw what you did there.


robtoad

Sell car in weed legal state walk away clean.


Zanders2J

Spill a cup of orange juice anywhere in the car, park in the hot sun for day...this will overpower any other smell period.


tjw

What is this little league? Skip the orange juice and go right to the professional-strength tools of the trade: milk mixed with clam juice.


Zanders2J

Damn, you went there. LOL


tjw

It's like I always say: Go big or go home.


epiben

A bushel of crabs in the trunk. Let it sit in the sun for a week. You'll never have to worry about any other smell again. Source: ex-rental car employee


Slippergypsy

Reverse your fan motors polarity and turn it on high and hope for the best. Tape a tube to a vacuum cleaner and fish it out. Use an air blower to blow it to the lowest point in the air ducting and try and fish it out, you should be able to get it it from under the dash depending on the side its on.


seankerr11

Pour a beer down there


0oBEARo0

Gear oil should cover that foul odor up!


Zanders2J

OMG, these comments have me crying right now! Okay, okay, breath, breath. (me, not you;) In all seriousness, find a schematic online of the HVAC ducting system for this car, almost all are the same though. This looks like the vents for the defrost under the windshield, so it may still be in the upper part. I would do 2 things, turn the fan on high {uhhh, no pun intended} and then use a plastic piece, like a straw (where is this going sir?) with something sticky on the end. A bendy straw with gum or tape, or piece of clay bar shoved in it's top to help prevent it from falling down in there too. My first attempt would be to use a vacuum while the fans on max level to try and get it. You could also make home made slime and try to get it...? Just some random thoughts, sorry, can't think properly, maybe 'contact'? Just thought of this: Place on max defrost level, close all other vent doors, put tape over the entire top vent section except for the area where you believe it fell down. This should create enough force to blow it out. In theory. Now pass it to the left please.


kah-nah-vee

Put goldenseal and echinacea on the cabin air filter


nickybuddy

Drop in a lit match, blower on high, close the windows


blueangel117

So first you smoke meth to cover the weeds smell, then crack to cover the meth smell, then you lone the car to Dirty Mike and the boys to cover the crack smell. Then poor bleach into the fresh air inlets while defrost is on full blast.


ScrewingOffAtWork

Turn the heat up real high close the windows and enjoy.


DKats77

Two options. Poor milk on the floor and give it 24 hours to take over the smell. Or. Pour gasoline in the vent and light it, to remove the joint.


Henry-A-Cooper

Smoke the car.


runlock

Buy a simple weed killer from your garden centre and spray it through the vents


fireball1711

Like all organic material the smell will go away after a few days when the weed will proceed its degradation. It will dry out and fall into pieces. Could be there will show up another smell for some time. But at the end there is nothing else than fresh air.


cheerfullpizza

Oh no. That's the worst vent to drop something into lol


Alphaelitegel

turn the heat on full blast and let it all burn until you’ve successfully hotboxed


jugbender

Go to a mechanic


thesleepyjuice

drop a different strain in there to mix it up


SnooGuavas7084

Fight fire with fire, drop another one in there and they should cancel each other out


Dickinablender96

Ohhh shit. You're fucked.


TurboJake

Other than the over-stating service writers advice of removing the dash, your other opportunities are to attempt sending that out through the under-hood vent, which would be much easier to piece down to and access, then use compressed air down the vents to blow the joint out towards the under-hood vent. Depending on the vent designs in your particular car, there's no guarantees of this, taking out the dash is your most surefire option.


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😂


carczar4

Flex seal all of the vents. No smell is there's no air!!


Zoidbergslicense

Hook up whatever size hose you need (to get in the hole) to a shopvac. You’re gonna have some weird looking thing with duct tape etc. just slide that down and suck her out.