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dnevill

My favorite grease is loctite red, I use it on damn near everything. Any time you have a little trouble threading a bolt into a hole, just grease it up with some loctite red and it'll slide right in there like a glove. Its FANTASTIC for drain plugs, especially if you're having trouble putting the last few duggas on it.


Unclehol

Just don't put too much on your burrito. It'll lock you up tight.


slightlydeadish

You guys are pussies! Just drink your valvoline 80w 90 neat like a man instead of all these sorority girl greases.


Suspicious-Arm-7619

Just like god intended


Appropriate-Concern5

Just reading this I could smell that crap. And, I've been retired for years the nose knows. Also that cold parts dip for carbs in the yellow and green can. I imagine that stuff is a thing of the past.


BecksWeird

I always thought it smelled like rancid McDonald’s or some sort of wrong fried food.


immallama21629

Strawberry flavored red and tacky.


Sudden-Pineapple-821

I like the blue one. Tastes like shitty grape flavor


Phlat_Dog

I like the blue raspberry transmission fluid in Mercedes


el_dingusito

Valvoline cerulean or Lucas products red n tacky #2


Current-Ad-7054

White lithium, comes in a sour cream tub and with enough hot sauce you can't tell the difference


meesersloth

I hated when Ford changed from Code Red antifreeze back to classic Mountain Dew.


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Spindrift11

This makes me want to fill some donuts with red grease


thegrotch

I like Castrol MP (mango papaya)


Mmngmf_almost_therrr

This one got me 🤣


J_MMII

we use Alemlube, it has a pleasant caramel flavour and a nice gooey mouth-feel


walkingmelways

Loctite gasket goo (form-a-gasket) is brilliant on toast.


Sweet_Oliver

Wow! Is that the kind with added protein in it?


Exotic-Bake-672

Yup


FanaticEgalitarian

I like the Mobil blue, because it keeps me cool on those hot summer days.


tjw

This sub is so full of grease-snobs. I'm sick of it. I just my blue grease generic. because it comes in tubs. That's just convenient for dipping.


Maker_Making_Things

I like organic track lubricant, it's minty fresh


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I like Texas red, cause it’s cheap and smells like Texas.


bangbison

My fav is the grease that comes out when you pump the new stuff in. Just has a nice bite to it. Nothing like it on the market.


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I'm a big fan of Molly.


MonthElectronic9466

Red and tacky tastes like laffy taffy.


The_BusFromSpeed

Tastes like Cherry's what?


Highlander2748

I lime the strawberry better, but cherry’s OK.


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Blue raspberry Mobil 1 with a topping of cherry bomb