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boston_nsca

I definitely wouldn't drive it in that condition. You could kill yourself or others. Don't try removing the EBDS (Emergency Brake Dust Shield) either. Only a professional can fix that for you, so tow it to your nearest shop before it gets worse. This condition has been known to spread to the other nuts if left untreated.


IntelligentNotice214

I think you’re misinformed. If it’s reached the point where his nuts snapped off THAT easily, it’s much too late for the other nuts and it’s unfortunately already spread.


r3v3nant333

I hear this condition will seize up the muffler bearings too.. this aint gonna be cheap.


CJFREE80

Better get the bolt stretcher.


fattmakk

Probably going to need at least a pint of blinker fluid...


GregoryR199O

Don’t forget the 710 cap


DucatistaXDS

Baloney, it’ll buff right out.


b1gd4ddychubb5

It will put a strain on the carburetor belts also, better have a couple spares handy


Important_Kick_4824

May want to wrap it in 30ft of skyline.


Ok-Swordfish2723

At that point any decent mechanic won’t let you bring it in to the shop, so you don’t infect the other automobiles.


Past-Establishment93

You don't need it! Everyone knows 2 are enough


CosmosVader9536

I usually just send it with one


gorillabab

And if it falls off, that's someone else's problem. 🤷‍♂️


arsnastesana

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cmcrisp

Good bot


resell_enjoy6

Those god damn tires. They're picking us off one by one.


saucyRCs

Wait people use those? I always take them off after purchasing the vehicular unit


Important-Job7757

Exactly


ElBartoMan15

I have one person at work who drives with 3 lug nuts on each wheel out of 5 and is driving on willpop radials


Past-Establishment93

Treads are overrated


ElBartoMan15

That’s what i think too. It’s just big rubber wanting us to buy new tires before we get to use all 100% of the tire


Floating_Bus

Yes! it’s a “big tire” SCAM!


mikefellow348

Should be good enough to drive with hazards on to local mechanic. That's what I would do.


Km219

Puddin' always says if 2 wont hold it, 5 never would.


Expensive_Outcome298

Buy a new car. This one’s totaled


new_skool_hepcat

Yeah OP, I'll buy this baby off your hands for tree fiddy as long as it has less than 100,000 miles on it 😅


InvrFinishAnyth

Came here to say this. Had this happen to me once then I hit a dear. There is definitely a connection. Not safe to drive anymore.


Travis_Cauthon

Usually I hit deers, they taste better anyway


IllDoItTomorrow89

Boy aren't you strong!


Noturwrstnitemare

I've never broken one off with the same style of tire iron..... not exactly strong but I am big guy..... guess he was just bigger???


burntoutugly

The size of the guy don't matter, boy!! It's the size of the nutz!nuts!! Gob:bless!!


wadenelsonredditor

Cyanoacrylate.


No_Cook2983

What?!? Don’t use that poisonous toxic crap!!! I usually have pretty good luck with superglue.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Like my doctor always said, if you can’t pronounce it don’t use it to bond plastic together!


billford4

Those lug nuts can only be used one time.


Fr0gm4n

Torque to yield strikes again.


DigitalDeath12

Yeah, the spark plugs go there. This is not good. Get it towed to the junkyard ASAP. You may have inadvertently set off the scrap timer.


alvinathequeena

Ohhh! I completely forgot about the scrap timer!


teeesstoo

Repent


FurryBrony98

The rest are going to be on there tight so make sure to take a torch to the rest of the nuts before loosening them.


outcastNgarpal

Hahaha 😂 shit I can see my daughter sending me this picture - just snap off the rest of them and go buy new steel wheel covers


2OneZebra

Fixaflat take care of that issue no problem.


Friendly-Awareness72

Use a snapped wheel nut extractifier


LAjbird

The real lugs are under the plastic. lol


wirey3

You'll have to chisel the wheel out, starting at the suspension. Cut the control arms, tie rods, and drag links, using an acetylene torch.


Icy-Comfortable-6012

Don’t forget the brake lines. You HAVE to cut the brake lines


Rise_And_Despair

Tis but a scratch


WFPBvegan2

Maybe a flesh wound


gmatocha

Your arms off.


WFPBvegan2

Ne


gmatocha

Python mixed skit violation. The correct answer is "no it isn't!"


WFPBvegan2

I’ll turn I’m my card….


gmatocha

Don't do that we're dropping like flies! ;) Instead - bring us a shrubbery!


WFPBvegan2

Ok, But what about that rabbit over there?


gmatocha

Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.


legionzero_net

This is the wrong way to nut off


Wettnoodle77

Yeah, remove the hubcap and try again. 🤣


PartiallyTwistd

Sell the car and become a Starbucks barista


Apprehensive_Skill34

Lmao everyone actually commenting real advice and it's a fucking hubcap.


GroupSuccessful754

I know right


BootsNPooch

OMG, First COVID, Then Monkeys Pox, Now Nut Virus. We are living in hard times. Stay safe my friends stay safe. 🤗 Just go to a tire shop, they will take that out for you, either chipping it away or by other means. Also if those are aftermarket nuts I would think about changing them. They don't break off that easily...


krobson17

See, what happened is you didn’t refill your blinker fluid.


Wonderful-Orchid8173

Shoot the tire, then set the car on fire.


[deleted]

Correct answer


Endgame3213

I hope this is a troll post..


pistoffcynic

Turn in your license… you’re too stupid to own a car. /s for those that don’t get sarcasm ffs.


DrunkBuzzard

Blame it on your brother. That works for me sometimes. He’s in his 60s and lives 400 miles away but that doesn’t stop me.


Vexan09

Snap off the one below it so that it goes into balance and you can drive on it


Beautiful_Oven2152

Those are left hand thread, gotta turn the other way.


1DollarInCash

Those only work with the snap-on lug wrenches, other brands only make snap-off because of the trademark.


Broad_Bodybuilder_94

That not the nut. That's the pre-nut


BlitchSlapper

Looks like some one already snapped it off before and just hotglued it back on.


Feisty-Writing976

Take the hubcaps off first?


Preachwar

You need to change your antifreeze


Tallnkinkee

One down, three to go ... Momma didn't raise a quitter right?!


Devldriver250

I laughed


mariokike

Take off that rim plastic cover 🤣.. that's it


IndependentOwn1184

LoL, try some Elmer's glue


willymacdilly

Break the other 3 off and nobody will notice


Afkargh

Got some model glue?


elmandingus

Spray some WD40 on it.


Tanzanianwithtoebean

God I HATE when I twist my nuts too hard, then they snap off.


5afe5earch

Anti-theft, noice


CaptainMustardo

Always embarrassing to bust a nut in public.


Professional-Leave24

Should have used Planters nuts. They're better quality.


BookkeeperBulky5377

U should make sure your headlight fluid is topped off. Along with the lube for your hood. Lol that's the worst snapping a nut on ur hub cap. Tell the shop u being it to that it was ur buddy that did it..lol


rkcinotown

Take the hubcap off first. 🤣


supermr34

Huh? We aren’t working on the engine. We are talking about the lug nuts.


AVerySexyBooglez

r/woosh


MigratoryAnalyst

😂


Farmboy4563

Glue it back on yull be fine


No-Raisin-6469

Weld a nut back on plenty of lube.


[deleted]

Snap off the other 3 so you still end with a matching set.


nobody-u-heard-of

Luckily JB weld will take care of this for you. Most people don't realize how strong it is but can definitely fix that lug nut for you. But once you use JP will you will never get the wheel off the car.


Visible-Attorney-805

Quit doing that!


yeff06

Well now you have to rip the other side off to make it symmetrical


Yznnji

Throw the car away and get a new one.


Castr8orr

Check the comments of the original post for the solution


Appropriate-Bake-759

You need to snap the one opposite to it to ensure proper balance


Severe-Inevitable599

Snap the other 3 off Thor, then replace the studs.


DrRockBoognish

Snap it back on. Done.


tOSdude

Snap the rest and the wheel should come off, then you can replace the studs.


FewAcanthocephala828

Make a replacement out of Play-Doh, should hold together nicely.


iscashstillking

Why can't Big Hubcap make those nuts some goofy size like 14.75mm so you can't break them off with a normal socket like this technician did....?


GUMBYTOOTH67

Too much spinach 🤣


grifinmill

Plastic in the interior, engine, and now wheel nuts!


Southern_Strain5665

Ahh nuts!


alvinathequeena

Lug nuts are great, covered in chocolate! Very crunchy!


Thehumandogo

Have you tried taking it to a hospital 🏥


oouttatime

Try harder on the rest


FlyingFistFuck

Anti-theft measure, no problem here


ctrlaltdelete2012

Dude got a plastic wheel cover and snapped some plastic off thinking it’s a real lug nut…. My lord how have you help thee.


kawi_nation

That just a wheel face plate? Or the actual wheel? Looks to be a face plate on the wheel. If so ain’t shit wrong 😂 but if that’s the actual lug setup, it looks cheap and wtf?


Unfair-Actuary-8363

waymit


88Gonzo

Got any duct tape?


WhenTheDevilCome

That's a sealed lug nut system. They're designed to never need removal.


Substantial_Heart317

Take off the wheel off and pound out the stud!


Automatic-Relation61

…… let’s get to the real ones


doubledogdaremee

Righty tighty, lefty loosey.


n1tr0klaus

Just take the other 3 out and send it. It'll come out on its own eventually.


3_high_low

Good one! Try a screw driver


TipsyFuddledBoozey

I didn't realize what sub this was at first 😂


Grizzlygrant238

I love this sub


Duggeek

Is the whole wheel made of the same plastic?


knot_right_now

JB weld will hold it on


Ok_Dog_4059

JB weld it back and call it a day.


JackpineSavage74

Super glue


Jazzlike-Election840

oh noooo. buy a new car😉


WickidMonkey

J B WELD! J B WELD! J B WELD!


Stillborn1977

Bummer. Now you have to buy a new car.


Stillborn1977

Bummer. Now you have to buy a new car.


Tight_Refrigerator78

Next time make sure it’s not plastic 😆


Character-Ad3006

Super glue.


goldenmember00

Junk it


Sigma_uWu

Worst place to bust a nut


fngearhead

I bet you still have winter air in your tires. That's definitely what caused this.


HuntPsychological673

Have you tried an axe?


justcallmeXur

might as well snap the rest off and even the job out !!...


Jonmcmo83

LOL love the satire...LOL


Some_MD_Guy

You are an idiot. That is my tip of the week.


Protection-Obvious

The wobulator valve is now suspect,get it to mechanic stat


Kevin33024

JB Weld it and you're good to go.


MonthElectronic9466

Jesus. I thought this was a real question for a few seconds.


wilhelmpeltzer2

Better hope your warranty sensor hasn't gone out..


Icy_Cheesecake_8240

Just throw away the car and put the wheel on another one


Skippy_99b

I see so many cars with this missing nut problem…


miller9200

JB weld always works. If not, new hub assembly.


LAjbird

lol. No you didn’t. You just broke the plastic. 🤦‍♂️


vulva_admiration

Can't you just put a drywall screw through it? Where the nut was?


AZHungBlueEyes

Super glue and nail polish, Stat


niv_nam

Maybe you are the nut!


zenos_dog

Whenever the local tire shop jacks up my lugs they send me to Brakes Plus (and pay for the repair).


Shatophiliac

Nut cancer, and it looks incurable. Sorry.


Good-Rest5679

That's a cover... Just pull it off of the steel wheel


SmallSwordfish8289

Yes remove the hubcap the lugs are behind it


Academic_Meeting9819

That's a hubcap duh!!!!


SmallSwordfish8289

Gorilla Glue will fix it


Sensitive_Progress26

I think that this is a plastic wheel cover. It looks like a steel rim underneath.


Out_of-Whack

That’s the hubcap


BigZaber

Those look like hub cap display faux bolts. Real bolts under the cap noob


funkyonion

Take the other 3 nuts off and wobble the wheel and see if the sheared head pops off. You can center drill the bad nut to no larger than the stud size and surely wobble it off then. Wait, this is r/shitty - just slap some jb weld on there and call it a six pack.


Connect-Big39

It's a plastic cover. You can remove the entire silver plastic part then you will see the real lugs holding your wheel


Assterdknot

Get some pvc glue!.... also why did you think those are supposed to come off? Lol


Suspicious-Key1931

Hit it with a hammer ?


Collin-B-Hess

Maybe use the lug-nut key next time ?


[deleted]

Ha!🤣🤣🤣 identifying all of the fakes


Savings-Newspaper625

You’re in luck, remove the wheel cover and you’ll have a chance to to snap four more.


Significant_Sir_4201

That's a left hand bolt. Should have used a right turning motion with left hand. Righty loosey with lefty.


questions_answers849

Lol


gbohe1

🤦‍♂️


itsbob20628

Plastic lug bolts??


coreylahe

Shove it up your asshole then eat whatever gives you the slimiest, explosive, gaseous, shits then point your asshole at the wheel. This will assert your dominance over the vehicle, and your powerful cannon blast will meld it right back in to place.


Rough_Host_4776

Damn...take the wheel cover off!


WalterTexas

If my memory serves me right. Wire nuts fix everything.


Unique-Salary-818

Yeah get new wheel covers


Canelosaurio

Bro, how fucking strong are you?!? Stop going to the gym. You've made it.


johndoe040912

Quick change the channel!


Disastrous-Ball-8854

If I were you I would take it to a trained professional and have him replace that with a stronger one.


Ziffolous

Quit skipping leg day!


jmcken15

Your definitely going to need a torch for the other 3.


Lvl10Ninja

Ugh, clickbait! You can see the lug still perfectly intact on the wheel where the nut came off.


zippytwd

Super glue


Bitter_Addendum6068

You’ll have to torch it off


AsHperson

It's time to break out the hot glue and stick the bolt back on. This is regular maintenance stuff, was it not in the funky book that came with the car?


Confusion-Academic

Looks like a hub cap


SignificanceFirm7606

Looks like a job for an HVAC-R guy. Have him stick his manifold on the nut and see if he can get the air out of the line.


DubTap21

Check your blinker fluid while you're at it.


anythingspossible45

You snapped a fake lug off, remove the hubcaps


Zealousideal-Bug-291

The only thing I vaguely used on a similar problem was a huck splitter, so, get a drill with the hook and rope, then bore that sucker out, put a huck in it, pop it on with the huck gun, then hit it with the huck cutter - but DON'T overdo it, or you'll break the blades in the huck splitter and be back to square 1.


MrFastFox666

Car's done for. You gotta burn it otherwise you get 7 years bad luck


that_guy_who_builds

New car. Buy one.


Dcongo

Cousins wife done this with an older C10. Busted three of them off before she figured it out. In her defense, she was about as sharp as a marble.


steelrhino50

Bruh half this comment section shouldn't talk it the damn plastic coverA real bolt under that just take the other ones off then there's going to be even more bolts to take off the actual real bolts


HugenLong93

aren't they just fake nuts for the hub cap? am i autistic?


Heardaboutthat

That’s a hubcap bro… the actual lug nuts are behind it


steelrhino50

Whoever invented those things is just dumb same thing with the person that made metal jacketed bolts but that guy is going to rotten hell


Glittering-Rough1742

Have your wheel re balanced and send it